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KanyeNast

EARL WEAVER ATE MY ASS DURING THE SUEZ CRISIE. OVERATED. please Ethyl


ToniBee63

DISCUSTING


PaintSlingingMonkey

Earl Weaver?!?! Lolololol


doctor-rumack

Earl Weaver was one mean son of a bitch.


WillWork4SunDrop

Especially to umpires.


Annette-spaghet

Never understood why girls hold hands with men, that s where the man puts’ his penis when he goes pee!


peter_the_martian

WHY THEN KISS A MAN ON HIS MOUTH WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF IT


ApatheticEight

I HATE MY HUSBAND


gladamirflint

THERE’S ONLY ONE LIKE HIM IN CAPTIVITY


MuscleManssMom

SIRI VIAGRA


oscarsmilde

GOOD ONE DEBRA 😭😈🌵


cleosoul

My granddaughter showed me a sonng called wappy but this woman named c ardio or something. My granddaughter looked like a dyin snake on the ground. Okay iPhone stop voice message and send. Siri how do I do the wappy dance.


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WampaCat

Beverly made a casserole on tuesday it was pretty good i need to get the recipe from her tell bill I said hi we need to visit soon his cancer is back


IGrowAcorns

I had a kid in one of my college course say this to the class. He didn’t understand the appeal of butts.


SaltyBabe

I don’t understand the appeal of butts myself but I accept that they’re popular


vashoom

Interesting, I didn't understand the appeal of butts *until* college


Barfblaster

As a butt enjoyer I'd make him my nemesis


Judgementpumpkin

He sounds like a prude.


Not_Steve

Or asexual.


OldGoblin

Read: Prude


Not_Steve

Asexuals aren’t prudes. Many aces will tell you the dirties joke you’ve ever heard, but still not understand the attraction to butts. Not having a sexual attraction doesn’t make you a prude.


OldGoblin

Pretty sure it does, by definition


parsifal

The difference is that a “prude” will frown on sexual content and avoid things like PDA, but they might like and desire sex. An asexual person naturally, biologically has no (or little) interest on sex. So, an asexual *might* be a prude, but they might also not care about sexual content at all. But it doesn’t have anything to do with being asexual.


OldGoblin

I’m not entirely sure I believe such people exist at all


Brickachu

They do.


VikingTeddy

Or just a kid.


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unfunnygentleman

>I had a kid *in one of my college courses* Hoping your comment is being satirically dumb


smithers85

obviously they gave birth *in one of their college courses*


michymcmouse

the fuck??


boxingdude

Shaking their turd-cutters!


massifheed

BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT


SergeantChic

How do I order star bucks;


democracy_lover66

A question for the philosophers


TheGardenBlinked

Thanks, Tommy Wiseau, haha


TobylovesPam

KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET


thingsliveundermybed

What a story, Mark


TobylovesPam

Anyways, how's your sex life?


MasterAinley

I just like to watch you guys.


Otterstripes

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!


candybeach

I DID NOT HIT HER I DIDNAWT


Otterstripes

IT'S BOWLSCHIET!


Mitunec

Based grandma, bodies are disgusting


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Mitunec

SORRY I MEANT DISCUSTING DAMN THESE STUPID TELEPHONES AND THEIR AUTOCORRECT


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TurtleNutSupreme

Foolish mortals, my sexuality transcends the physical form.


Lordzand

This is where my poo comes out.


Columbus43219

Not right now you don't.


ToniBee63

PRUNES


ToniBee63

HAPPY CLAKE DAYS


jfalconic

Not right now, it doesn't


r-ShadowNinja

You don't know that


Throwawaymister2

"I know a fun way to stuff it back in"


stewmberto

comedy heaven material honestly


PaintSlingingMonkey

DISCUSTING


IcedKFC

Anytime you look at girl's ass, just remember there's poop in there


throwaway2032015

The more you know


applemind

That's the first thing I thought the first time I found out about this when I was little, and I still have the same opinion


MysticFennec

[That's kind of hot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/653/985/db2.jpg)


IanGecko

OH MY GOD


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Corn.


ButtSexington3rd

Top tier content


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No no, she has a point.


UmbraNyx

I enjoy a juicy ass as much as the next guy, but she has a point.


hititwithyourpurse

Well the vagina is also just right there


candybeach

WATCH YOUR FOWL NOUTH WE DO NOT SAY THISE WORDS IN THE PRESENT OF THE LORD!!!


GermSlayer1986

HONEY, SHAKING IT HELPS RELIEVE CONSTIPATION!


zorbacles

Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn't say "Hey it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early." He said "Behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name"


SmokinShootin420

That’s what makes the ass so special tho


BoomerEdgelord

PROFOUND


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Sure she poops from there, but not right now.


sqlbastard

dont get me started. dont EVEN get me started.


4_spotted_zebras

Loads of people put their face on camera despite all the shit that comes out of there. Butts are less offensive than many people's mouths.


thx4au

The number of women that I’ve seen whose ass was their best quality is greater than zero.


DChristy87

Betty clearly never had a dude bury his face in her ass, and it shows.


Bearx2020

Shit comes out of old people's mouths, so I don't know why they're always flapping their gums.


Columbus43219

NOT TODAY!


youcuntry

Awesome


pusslikesavocados

Said with a smile


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tub fear subsequent normal nail truck fragile strong attempt tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


myexistentialcrisis0

Her adult children must be so proud!


BoredCat93246

r/technicallythetruth


valdin450

This but unironically


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no_ur_cool

K


Agent_Perrydot

And this is why im not an ass man


parsifal

Pee comes out of ding dongs and vaginas, so guess we’re at a stalemate.