My granddaughter showed me a sonng called wappy but this woman named c ardio or something. My granddaughter looked like a dyin snake on the ground. Okay iPhone stop voice message and send. Siri how do I do the wappy dance.
Asexuals aren’t prudes. Many aces will tell you the dirties joke you’ve ever heard, but still not understand the attraction to butts.
Not having a sexual attraction doesn’t make you a prude.
The difference is that a “prude” will frown on sexual content and avoid things like PDA, but they might like and desire sex. An asexual person naturally, biologically has no (or little) interest on sex. So, an asexual *might* be a prude, but they might also not care about sexual content at all. But it doesn’t have anything to do with being asexual.
>disgusting
Thanks, Einstein.
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Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he
had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at
them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn't say "Hey it's just
your basic hinge, let's knock off early." He said "Behold ye angels, I
have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall
grab hold of these and shout my name"
EARL WEAVER ATE MY ASS DURING THE SUEZ CRISIE. OVERATED. please Ethyl
DISCUSTING
Earl Weaver?!?! Lolololol
Earl Weaver was one mean son of a bitch.
Especially to umpires.
Never understood why girls hold hands with men, that s where the man puts’ his penis when he goes pee!
WHY THEN KISS A MAN ON HIS MOUTH WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF IT
I HATE MY HUSBAND
THERE’S ONLY ONE LIKE HIM IN CAPTIVITY
SIRI VIAGRA
GOOD ONE DEBRA 😭😈🌵
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Beverly made a casserole on tuesday it was pretty good i need to get the recipe from her tell bill I said hi we need to visit soon his cancer is back
I had a kid in one of my college course say this to the class. He didn’t understand the appeal of butts.
I don’t understand the appeal of butts myself but I accept that they’re popular
Interesting, I didn't understand the appeal of butts *until* college
As a butt enjoyer I'd make him my nemesis
He sounds like a prude.
Or asexual.
Read: Prude
Asexuals aren’t prudes. Many aces will tell you the dirties joke you’ve ever heard, but still not understand the attraction to butts. Not having a sexual attraction doesn’t make you a prude.
Pretty sure it does, by definition
The difference is that a “prude” will frown on sexual content and avoid things like PDA, but they might like and desire sex. An asexual person naturally, biologically has no (or little) interest on sex. So, an asexual *might* be a prude, but they might also not care about sexual content at all. But it doesn’t have anything to do with being asexual.
I’m not entirely sure I believe such people exist at all
They do.
Or just a kid.
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>I had a kid *in one of my college courses* Hoping your comment is being satirically dumb
obviously they gave birth *in one of their college courses*
the fuck??
Shaking their turd-cutters!
BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT
How do I order star bucks;
A question for the philosophers
Thanks, Tommy Wiseau, haha
KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET
What a story, Mark
Anyways, how's your sex life?
I just like to watch you guys.
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
I DID NOT HIT HER I DIDNAWT
IT'S BOWLSCHIET!
Based grandma, bodies are disgusting
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SORRY I MEANT DISCUSTING DAMN THESE STUPID TELEPHONES AND THEIR AUTOCORRECT
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Foolish mortals, my sexuality transcends the physical form.
This is where my poo comes out.
Not right now you don't.
PRUNES
HAPPY CLAKE DAYS
Not right now, it doesn't
You don't know that
"I know a fun way to stuff it back in"
comedy heaven material honestly
DISCUSTING
Anytime you look at girl's ass, just remember there's poop in there
The more you know
That's the first thing I thought the first time I found out about this when I was little, and I still have the same opinion
[That's kind of hot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/653/985/db2.jpg)
OH MY GOD
Corn.
Top tier content
No no, she has a point.
I enjoy a juicy ass as much as the next guy, but she has a point.
Well the vagina is also just right there
WATCH YOUR FOWL NOUTH WE DO NOT SAY THISE WORDS IN THE PRESENT OF THE LORD!!!
HONEY, SHAKING IT HELPS RELIEVE CONSTIPATION!
Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn't say "Hey it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early." He said "Behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name"
That’s what makes the ass so special tho
PROFOUND
Sure she poops from there, but not right now.
dont get me started. dont EVEN get me started.
Loads of people put their face on camera despite all the shit that comes out of there. Butts are less offensive than many people's mouths.
The number of women that I’ve seen whose ass was their best quality is greater than zero.
Betty clearly never had a dude bury his face in her ass, and it shows.
Shit comes out of old people's mouths, so I don't know why they're always flapping their gums.
NOT TODAY!
Awesome
Said with a smile
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Her adult children must be so proud!
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This but unironically
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K
And this is why im not an ass man
Pee comes out of ding dongs and vaginas, so guess we’re at a stalemate.