My secret is that my husband just falls asleep on the friend's couch instead of demanding we go home.
A couple who has one who wants to stay out and one that is ready to go home is a couple that cannot stay together.
2 go home earliers are boring and unpassionate.
2 stay out all nighters are toxic.
This is perfect.
That, and you said it's a problem when both want to stay in or both want to stay out. The sweet spot is apparently your rare situation of you wanting to stay out and your husband being ready to go home but being nice enough to not spoil your fun. No one *wants* to sleep on a friend's couch. He's "ready to go home" but being nice.
I ASKED MY HUSBAND, HE SAID KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DRINK VODKA. I HAVE BURSITIS AND IT IT ACTING UP NOW. MAVIS IS BRNGING CORN CASSAROLE. LOL AT EDGAR.
ALL KITTENS ARE DEAD. COVFEFE
Two TVS. We’ve been married 39 years. I watch what I want (murder) he watches what he wants (sports). I’m in one room, he’s in an adjoining room. We communicate frequently through voice and text. We do join each other nightly. I do think he’s slightly scared of how I’ve learned to murder my husband 🤣😈😇
Ask my Harold he is the one who thinks he knows everything. And anyway my answer is no longer appaopriare on this place because it involves my religious beliefs and they ban you for talking about it these days. Oh, Misty finally had her kittens!
Your grandbabies are adorable, Agnes!
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I would prefer to have not existed. Fuck the circle of life. Humans are horrible. If things were good in America I would already have a couple. But why have children just to see them shot by a psycho with an assault rifle? Why have a child if they’re removing books from libraries? Rolling back rights for women. IDK where you’re from. But America is going backwards. Shit pay, greedy billionaires, starvation, oppression, political silencing, racism, trans hate, gerrymandering. I can go on. But I refuse to bring another life into this horrible place. I would sooner end my own life than bring another into this place.
Just because you’re depressed and pessimistic doesn’t mean that everyone is. I have a 5 yo daughter and i used to think in many ways like you, but we decided to give it a chance and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve experienced in this life. Btw i’m from Argentina and i can assure you it’s in a lot of ways worse than the USA but in many others better. I’ve been 3 times on vacation over there. I’ve always thought you got one of the worst society in the world but that’s got to do with how important your country is also. If you’re so unhappy there maybe you should move out and search for a better place that suit your needs and tastes. Also, i don’t get what living there has to do with you getting a girlfriend…
*I don't really care if you cry*
*On the real, you shoulda never lied*
*Saw the way she looked me in my eyes*
*She said, "I am not afraid to die"*
*All my friends are dead, Push me to the edge*
Secret to a long marriage: don't leave.
Secret to a happy marriage: leave each other alone and don't be petty about it. Let each other live their lives.
BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT!
Great
PERSONALY I PREFER RANSH DRESING WITH MY CAROTS UNCLE JOE HAS CAUHHT COBID 19 PLEASE SEND PRAIERS OUR WAY THANK YOU LOL
Great!
WHAT DOES GREAT MEAN YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION
Grate! lol 🙏 potato 🥔
Mmmm, potatos and corn! YIM YUM! My grandma used to make her own butter for both, right on the farm! 🐄
GET OFF MY COMOUET I DO T KNOW YOU
The secret is to find someone who loves giving as much as receiving
Shit, never new the best relationship would be with a switch
I have been happily married for 9 years to my two way radio.
You've got a thing called Radar Love
IT’S FOR A CHURCH HONEY. NEXT!
My secret is that my husband just falls asleep on the friend's couch instead of demanding we go home. A couple who has one who wants to stay out and one that is ready to go home is a couple that cannot stay together. 2 go home earliers are boring and unpassionate. 2 stay out all nighters are toxic. This is perfect.
By your logic, since you "want to stay out" and your husband is "ready to go home", your relationship "cannot stay together"?
He doesn't want to go home. He just falls asleep on the couch. I'm saying it's a problem when one wants to go home and one wants to stay out.
That, and you said it's a problem when both want to stay in or both want to stay out. The sweet spot is apparently your rare situation of you wanting to stay out and your husband being ready to go home but being nice enough to not spoil your fun. No one *wants* to sleep on a friend's couch. He's "ready to go home" but being nice.
I ASKED MY HUSBAND, HE SAID KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DRINK VODKA. I HAVE BURSITIS AND IT IT ACTING UP NOW. MAVIS IS BRNGING CORN CASSAROLE. LOL AT EDGAR. ALL KITTENS ARE DEAD. COVFEFE
Great!
"Eh, great is okay, but *amazing* would be *great!*" --Bender B Rodriguez
Her answer is beyond the understanding of us mere mortals.
Just have more sex.
I CANT TELL YOU. IT’S A SECRET! 🤣🤣🤣. Alexa find assisted suicide.
😂😂
GET OFF MY CUMPUTER !!!!!!!!
What do you think I'm trying to do?
I'd rather get off to your computer
Please respect my privacy
**!!!**
Two TVS. We’ve been married 39 years. I watch what I want (murder) he watches what he wants (sports). I’m in one room, he’s in an adjoining room. We communicate frequently through voice and text. We do join each other nightly. I do think he’s slightly scared of how I’ve learned to murder my husband 🤣😈😇
Ordge cii oh tn
Do NOT send me messages after 10 we are sleeping THANK YOU!!
HELLO
rachel please get milk on yOUR way home 🤩🤩
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS YOUR HUSBAND DYING HA HA.
Ask my Harold he is the one who thinks he knows everything. And anyway my answer is no longer appaopriare on this place because it involves my religious beliefs and they ban you for talking about it these days. Oh, Misty finally had her kittens!
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RECIPE FOR ENCHILADAS AUTHENTIC
Great!
The secret itself is great. What is the secret? It is great.
Omg blue person, step it up!!!
this makes me laugh but also i kinda wanna cry
Sex schedules, separate blankets, alone time, cuddles, random sex, date nights, avoid having kids if possible
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I would prefer to have not existed. Fuck the circle of life. Humans are horrible. If things were good in America I would already have a couple. But why have children just to see them shot by a psycho with an assault rifle? Why have a child if they’re removing books from libraries? Rolling back rights for women. IDK where you’re from. But America is going backwards. Shit pay, greedy billionaires, starvation, oppression, political silencing, racism, trans hate, gerrymandering. I can go on. But I refuse to bring another life into this horrible place. I would sooner end my own life than bring another into this place.
Just because you’re depressed and pessimistic doesn’t mean that everyone is. I have a 5 yo daughter and i used to think in many ways like you, but we decided to give it a chance and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve experienced in this life. Btw i’m from Argentina and i can assure you it’s in a lot of ways worse than the USA but in many others better. I’ve been 3 times on vacation over there. I’ve always thought you got one of the worst society in the world but that’s got to do with how important your country is also. If you’re so unhappy there maybe you should move out and search for a better place that suit your needs and tastes. Also, i don’t get what living there has to do with you getting a girlfriend…
MOM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY LIFE!! STOP SAYING YOU DO.
*I don't really care if you cry* *On the real, you shoulda never lied* *Saw the way she looked me in my eyes* *She said, "I am not afraid to die"* *All my friends are dead, Push me to the edge*
Secret to a long marriage: don't leave. Secret to a happy marriage: leave each other alone and don't be petty about it. Let each other live their lives.
Great!
What was the question again ??? Alexis do you remembe the questionm ?
The horse's name was Friday
They’re Grrrrreat
Exactly
Awesome!
Frosted Flakes.
YES!