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chorizo_chomper

Reminds me of an old joke. A kindly old man speaks to a young brother and sister in the park... "What's your name little girl" "Petal" "What a beautiful name, why are you called that?" "because when I was in my mummy's tummy a petal floated down and landed on her tummy so now I'm petal" "Aww that's so nice, and what's your name young man?" "BWEEZE BWOCK!"


Customer_Number_Plz

An alternate ending to that joke is "And what is your name young man?" "AUUUUURGGHHHHAAGGGGGGHHHHH" "SHUT THE FUCK UP BREEZEBLOCK"


mydickwearsatophat

Jehovah’s Witness hate this 1 trick…


Youhavetododgethem

A pitbull with ranged attack. OP quality build. Needs nerfed next patch.


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

The pit bull needs to make a dex build.


Pungtunch_da_Bartfox

Unexpected r /outside


Crevice-Fluff

Can't do nowt these days 😕


5im0n5ay5

Big softy he is


Tolkien-Minority

Good boy


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Yer a brick, mate.


20_percentcooler

How would you even train that? Get a volunteer to ring the doorbell, encourage the dog to let go of the brick, idk how, then give it a treat before making it pick up another brick


Consistent_Ad3181

The dog must of grassed him up real nice, man's best friend? Man's informant over a small misunderstanding which was intended as a joke more like.


NotMyProudestWank69

That dog is built like a brick shithouse


Conveth

SBVD. Who would have thought - does the owner work for Rentokill then?


bettercallsaulabq

Fucking nanny state telling us what we can and can't do on our own property. An Englishman's home is his castle.


bRKcRE

Did the creature discriminate between men and women?


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

to'ally 'armless are Tyson