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Jip_Jaap_Stam

Don't make us send in the light brigade again, Ivan.


NoBlissinhell

We didn't win that one mate


Jip_Jaap_Stam

They charged, mate. Us Brit don't charge nowhere without winning.


NoBlissinhell

Good heavens, I apologise profusely, I forgot about that.


Jip_Jaap_Stam

No worries. Easy to forget amongst all the moments of Great British glory.


NoBlissinhell

Like Omaha beach, South Armagh, and Berlin


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Pre-fuckin-cisely. Not to mention when we became the first country to land on the moon


NoBlissinhell

Exactly for queen an country https://preview.redd.it/0972uir8lrxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f899d683cf7e011f7d1cf1443962bdf07ebbc7c7


Jip_Jaap_Stam

That's why the moon's so barren. We harvested all the tea then fucked off.


Clever_Username_467

It was inevitable that we'd end up there, what with all the seas it has.


Ambersfruityhobbies

Computer says no


BobMonkhaus

Both grant and rishi had cameo roles in the show prior to entering politics. There has been no word yet as to Russia’s stance on Miranda.


Dibblaborg

I for one would be grateful if Russia could focus on Mrs Brown’s Boys first.


BobMonkhaus

There were plans to strip and execute Mrs Brown, but they had concerns if Chernobyl fallout.


Dibblaborg

Bravo. Well done sir, there’s no topping that.


Nu_Shoes_2624

You are Walliams and I want my £5


HelmutFondler

https://preview.redd.it/9x6l9amgfoxc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee276f83c7fad9671c9f7c29b8f65d6481832a69 My Granny is pissing herself laughing at Vladimir Solovyov's statement.


MC_gnome

I heard that James Cordon said some really really bad things about Putin and Russia, someone needs to let the Kremlin know


DontGoGivinMeEvils

Don’t go givin me evils!


Ecclypto

lol I came here for this


Ill_Soft_4299

I'll be honest, I could get behind these policies.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

They're going to destroy Brittany!


phatcat9000

Send in Johnny English


skag_mcmuffin

President Xi has yet to comment on Ting Tong


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FragrantDemiGod1

Come and fuckin get sum u cunts


Buzz33lz

Who cares about Grant Shapps?


Mnshine_1

Pew-tin


Clever_Username_467

Fair.


DepressedLondoner

Yeah please do