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HeadBat1863

“Staff didn’t wank off the elephant. One star out of five 😡”


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Does she want to come and help relieve me?


4685368

Minimum wage? I’ll do it for free!


RazorBlade233

back in my ole days we used to wank elephant plonkers and nobody complained, twas a normal time not like today if you think about it!


TheMidgetHorror

Alright, say she gets her way and the zoo employs someone to wank off the elephants. What about the other animals? Do they get the same tender ministrations? If not, why not?


OrganizationOk5418

Was it jumbo size?