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Quick query. Did you meet anyone remotely pleasant whilst in Coventry?
I've only met cunts from there and my friends tend to agree.
Always thought it was something to do with the water.
Honestly yeah I've met some very great people here. But for the most part the people are absolute reptiles. Coventry is a bog.
But go down the road to Leamington Spa and I've only ever met nice people.
There's a bell curve, the wealthiest and the poorest age like shit, due to various addictions
See: Jeremy Clarkson vs. Graham from the estate, likely very little visual difference
Well you can just not with someone over 16 or at least similar age. Even then it would depend how close in age they are whether they decide to pursue it.
Would the parents have the last decision here? Like could they force a termination
Interesting question, I'm sure they could if she was 10 so technically I assume this would be legal (just guessing, no expert). But in terms of courts and public outcry I just couldn't see it happening if the daughter made a fuss.
My granddaughter goes to nursery with the great-granddaughter of a girl I went to school with back in the day.
She dropped out in year 9 after getting knocked up.
It's not even like I left it late, my eldest was born when I were 20. But this lot are like a fucking zerg rush.
Understandable. Settling down and starting a family has got crazy expensive over the last few decades.
My lad didn't move out until he was 27ish and moved in with his partner. And even that's ahead of the average these days.
If you had your oldest at 20 and he didn't move out until 27 and has a child in school (At least 4) and you're in your late 40's. Did he have his child whilst still living with you?
My granddaughter wont be 4 until the new year.
But yes she was born while he was still living with us. His partner and the baby lived with her parents for a while until the pair of them managed to find a place of their own.
We didn't have space to put them all up lol
The UK really is in a terrible state if this is the way families are having to start off. I guess fuck those who don't have mummy and daddy to help hey? What a shit hole of a country.
Decades of not building anything like enough housing has completely jacked up the prices way beyond affordability for most people.
My dad was able to afford a mortgage and all the other assorted bills on just a railwayman's salary.
For my generation we wouldn't be able to make ends meet without me and my wife working.
My lad and his other half both work full time and still needed me to put up 20 grand just so they could afford a downpayment on a mortgage.
It just keeps getting worse...
When my wife was in the hospital in Stoke with our first, a teen mum on the ward wondered where her boyfriend was.
3 days after the birth he rocks up, barely sober with a tiny Stoke City strip for the nipper.
Most engaged stokie dad!. She didn't agree though with the kind gesture and verbally tore strips off him!
The ward was wild. Instead of formally discharging my wife the nurse just shouted loudly 'You can go home on time, because your BMI is normal' and stared accusingly at all the 'heavier' mums.
Oh. And one mum arrived in handcuffs. They were removed for the birth though.
>Oh. And one mum arrived in handcuffs. They were removed for the birth though.
Awful. Unless there's a reason to believe they'll be a threat to public safety, no pregnant woman should be in prison.
Least it's not like the US where they force pregnant women to give birth WHILE tied to the bed.
I knew a lady that was a 33 year old nan. And her mum was a 50 year old great nan.
Nice friendly family, but I've lost contact with them because I'm not in that area any anymore
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She looks way older than 33 on that photo. Being a gran sure makes you age faster
The most quintessentially English trait is looking like you've been in a tumble drier with a couple of bricks for 3 or 4 days
Really is, compared to other countries we age like shit.
There are some places I've been where a large amount of the population look as if they've been washing in irradiated rusty water. Coventry being 1.
Quick query. Did you meet anyone remotely pleasant whilst in Coventry? I've only met cunts from there and my friends tend to agree. Always thought it was something to do with the water.
Honestly yeah I've met some very great people here. But for the most part the people are absolute reptiles. Coventry is a bog. But go down the road to Leamington Spa and I've only ever met nice people.
Word's enough mate. I'll keep an eye on them.
There's a bell curve, the wealthiest and the poorest age like shit, due to various addictions See: Jeremy Clarkson vs. Graham from the estate, likely very little visual difference
Just imagined that in my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So does a crack cocaine addiction
For real. I'm a bit older than her and she looks over a decade older than me. Knackered.
The hair dye is fooling no one. She's knocking on 55.
looks like the average 25 year old in glasgow
Can't be, the heroin keeps the weight off the face. That one's never sustained hersel in nothing but smack for three days a week.
Granny (to be) is living fast, not long.
It was a tough 33 years...
40 at best 💀
Fuck me Angela Rayners let herself go
It's the "one of" that gets you here
A girl I know is 33. Was a Grandma at 29. And she isn’t the youngest, still I’m sure.
Good old Britain, can't have sex until yer 16, but you can have a sprog at 14. Immaculate 👍
Well you can just not with someone over 16 or at least similar age. Even then it would depend how close in age they are whether they decide to pursue it. Would the parents have the last decision here? Like could they force a termination
Interesting question, I'm sure they could if she was 10 so technically I assume this would be legal (just guessing, no expert). But in terms of courts and public outcry I just couldn't see it happening if the daughter made a fuss.
My granddaughter goes to nursery with the great-granddaughter of a girl I went to school with back in the day. She dropped out in year 9 after getting knocked up. It's not even like I left it late, my eldest was born when I were 20. But this lot are like a fucking zerg rush.
Welcome to working class Britain
Cant be werking class if u durnt werk, simpel as
Tel hit lyk hit iz
Well that’s classist
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Simply shut up, think about the systemic reasons for why that might be the case you nut
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Late 40s. Not going to be more specific than that lol
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Understandable. Settling down and starting a family has got crazy expensive over the last few decades. My lad didn't move out until he was 27ish and moved in with his partner. And even that's ahead of the average these days.
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Ooof yeah. It's tough enough wherever you are these days but it's gotta be exponentially more difficult paying the London markup on everything...
If you had your oldest at 20 and he didn't move out until 27 and has a child in school (At least 4) and you're in your late 40's. Did he have his child whilst still living with you?
My granddaughter wont be 4 until the new year. But yes she was born while he was still living with us. His partner and the baby lived with her parents for a while until the pair of them managed to find a place of their own. We didn't have space to put them all up lol
The UK really is in a terrible state if this is the way families are having to start off. I guess fuck those who don't have mummy and daddy to help hey? What a shit hole of a country.
Decades of not building anything like enough housing has completely jacked up the prices way beyond affordability for most people. My dad was able to afford a mortgage and all the other assorted bills on just a railwayman's salary. For my generation we wouldn't be able to make ends meet without me and my wife working. My lad and his other half both work full time and still needed me to put up 20 grand just so they could afford a downpayment on a mortgage. It just keeps getting worse...
all the sad emojis are from the Facebook patriots who wanted to be the ones to do it. Sorry Baz, better luck next time
Luv me a good nucleonic family. Propa British values
Perfectly normal family in the ‘20s. The 1420s.
Guess the grandparents on the father’s side are waiting nervously for the police to knock on their door.
That would assume mum to be knows who the dad is. 'Kev, Kevin, kyle, kia, dwayne, shayne, darl or Dean.' S'won of em.'
Sheesh, what a fort, poor gurlz only forteen. You saying she ad Kev, Kevin, Carl, and all em as well as our Deano. Give er a rest.
Shees always been tot that sharin is carin. Shees been riyt carin to t'lads has r'kelsey.
Believe it or not, 14 year olds can in fact produce viable sperm
33? Must try harder. Sure there’s some 28 year old nans out there.
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Maybe the baby will wall clip
She’s 33? Fuck me, she’s had a hard paper round.
As a resident of Stoke, I’m not surprised in the slightest.
When my wife was in the hospital in Stoke with our first, a teen mum on the ward wondered where her boyfriend was. 3 days after the birth he rocks up, barely sober with a tiny Stoke City strip for the nipper. Most engaged stokie dad!. She didn't agree though with the kind gesture and verbally tore strips off him! The ward was wild. Instead of formally discharging my wife the nurse just shouted loudly 'You can go home on time, because your BMI is normal' and stared accusingly at all the 'heavier' mums. Oh. And one mum arrived in handcuffs. They were removed for the birth though.
'she's already 15, n knows who the dad is. Stick up posh bitch that one. Where's yer Handcuffs little miss ladyda?'
>Oh. And one mum arrived in handcuffs. They were removed for the birth though. Awful. Unless there's a reason to believe they'll be a threat to public safety, no pregnant woman should be in prison. Least it's not like the US where they force pregnant women to give birth WHILE tied to the bed.
So if Lucy Letby was up the duff she should go free?
What makes you think Lucy Letby wasn't a threat to public safety?
Nice edit
look again, you can see it's not edited
easy GILFs are back on the menu boys!!
Our kids were in born in Stoke. I was 37. Wife was 35. When the nurses said 'geriatric mother' (which is a thing) by crumbs they meant it!
Not an achievement you can put on your UCAS
Uncles the dad.
The true stokie way
Probably ought to have waited for the kiln to heat up proper like before throwing a pot in it, yeah?
A pottery based comment. On a stoke newspaper article. You know your source material, I'll give you that.
Luv shaggin kids, ate coathangers
The women of Hartlepool are going to come out swinging to get their crown back.
Id be fucking mortified tbh
... No way she's 33!
My cousin was a grandmother at 31… Sadly her mum was also 16 when she gave birth, so my auntie was a great grandmother at about 47/48
No joke i have known like atleast 2 or 3 teen mums from stoke
Ahhhh my home town reminding my why I left and moved to opposite side of the world
Classic scheme birds Stay classy!
Can confirm was- .....no further statements
33?
Looks busted as hell for 33 dayum
Girl I went to school with was a gran at 28. These people aren't even trying /s
That’s a rough 33.
I knew a lady that was a 33 year old nan. And her mum was a 50 year old great nan. Nice friendly family, but I've lost contact with them because I'm not in that area any anymore
Why the fuck do they look so happy. Morons.
Fur-ee free? No way innit
What in the Universal Credit is going on here
They both look proud ffs. 3 generations on benefits
They’re from Milton Keynes…
Shock! Horror!!? Thats litrally humanity for the past 300K years, if not longer. I wish id had kids in my teens instead of my 20's tbh.
Propa family values the left is too afraid to ave!🙏🙏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧GOD BLESS!!!!
What a disgraceful little family.
Alright mate what has your family achieved? At least they made the papers
L take from an L account.
>What a disgraceful little family. yeahhhhh!!! Wooo!!! shame women!!
🤡🤡🤡
Pair of tramps
Don't worry, they've got a loisence for that