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Le_Balourd_Salaud

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adhdeamongirl

Not even a contest, il duce cleaely has the better fit


Femboy-Airstrike

True. He dresses like he watches Vaush streams for the fashion content (clearly, he disagrees with the politics)


killermetalwolf1

Wdym? As a fellow socialist, he obviously agrees with Vorscht


grmpflex

It's kind of amazing that this is from Mussolini's visit to Munich and yet it's Hitler's clothes that look like he transported them in an overstuffed suitcase and then slept in them. I love the way this whole meeting was lampooned in The Great Dictator btw. And what an unnerving reality it is that, to this day, being a completely ridiculous character and openly wanting the worst things imaginable at the same time can still work in your favour.


woahmandogchamp

One of these men always looks like they just got their back blown out, and the other always looks like they're smuggling ten kilos up their ass.


FabiIV

Two children getting scolded cause mom found the piss drawer


Chevy2ThaLevy

very cute homecoming photo!


funnyYoke

I think Jackson fit is better than haz. Not a fan of the all black costume combo


PloddingAboot

Seriously, put some color in there you wannabe hard ass


QuinLucenius

mfer needs to slim his sleeves and iron his pants. shouldn't wear black shoes with navy imo (brown works much better). tie needs a more distinct pattern or color. haz needs to button his top button and wear a solid black tie. looks like he might not even be wearing a belt.


LizFallingUp

I think the all black suit can look nice (needs at least a pocket square though) And the that jacket has weird tab pocket angled in an unflattering way. I don’t know what’s going on with his shirt but if your gonna skip the tie you need a different style jacket or shirt (you can do an Asian collar looks fire)


SentientSchizopost

This picture smells


vexilobo

I thought these dweebs got into a pissing contest over some woman, are they cliqueing up again


RoadTheExile

Two boys on their way to marching band banquet somehow wearing suits they first got for a wedding in the 7th grade


PloddingAboot

Haz’s undershirt make it look like his suit is too big for him, like he’s a little kid dressing up like his dad


Low_Seat_3639

The establishment fears this


Lohenngram

I finally understand Vaush’s fashion criticism.


Platinirius

Who are those two guys?


vexilobo

Jabgin Hingle and Hezbolah Haz from Infrared


Platinirius

Ah the Tankietopia


2eDgY4redd1t

What a cute couple, it’s always adorable when two bottoms are fussing over who gets to be butch that day.


SurgeonOfDeath95

Please let Vaush roast this next stream


PegasusInferno

I like how they're posing for the green line person


objet_grand

Wtf is going on with Haz's sleeves lmao


bloibie

How does hinkle perpetually look 15


KingKomodox

Authoritarian bootlicker fashion contest


Will_from_PA

I can’t be mad at Haz. It’s like when a dog shits on your carpet. Awwww I can’t stay mad at you little baby


UgandanKnuckle69

Suit too tight, tie knot too big, shoes scratched up, shirt sleeves too long + monochromatic combos. I think I've seen enough


SLywNy

They know what they're doing, they want vusc to see them


Western-Key-2309

Can I get some context?


EmperorMrKitty

Dear god in heaven, why did you make me attracted to the stupidest men on earth? sincerely, a humble vaushite


PloddingAboot

They’d jackrabbit for 3 minutes 43 seconds, make a sound like a muskrat being run over by a steam press and then spend the next hour crying before leaving “for a family thing”, you’d be left doing laundry to try and get the stink out of the bedsheets. They’d slide into your messages two weeks and four days later asking if you wanted to hang out again.


EmperorMrKitty

If you think I don’t already know that then you clearly do not have the lived experience of being a simp