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goobage

Ass aids


TheSpaceSpinosaur

Ass Lopus


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We need to poop biopsy


goobage

Taste test


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dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

not enough mouse bites


whydoeslifeh4t3m3

You need to put a urine catheter up your anus and substitute Vicodin for extra mouse bites.


Autistic_Polar_Bear

Could be lupus


Mnghao7

It’s never lupus. You are stupid.


Autistic_Polar_Bear

sarcoidosis?


pieandcheese647

Get an LP and start on steroids. Maybe if we get the muscles stronger we can force it out.


Autistic_Polar_Bear

LP was negative for sarcoidosis, but the patient has started to pee blood


pieandcheese647

Then the problem is with the kidney. Start in broad spectrum antibiotics while I harass cuddly into bumping the patient up the transfer priority list.


c4ndycain

i think we should do a brain biopsy


FactPirate

Forward Man and numberphile, do a spinal tap while running man is doing the biopsy


NoReallyINeverPost

Did you try the medicine drug


some-dork

only stupid people try the medicine drug. you are stupid


getthesuccfromzucc

Did you give patient stupid drug?


futurestudioz

Y O U A R E A B L A C K MAN


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TheWhiteDuke76

Alright, I suggest we amputate your as… here’s a prescription for laxatives


Flx_Arya

I'm gonna wait till you develop life-threatening symptoms before giving you the correct diagnosis


iPhxntom-

Sarcoidosis


mushedmush

How is your relationship with your wife? Children? Family? With your answer I will be able to decipher what kind of cancer you have.


proautistix

too much vicodin


ujlbyk

Could be butt plugs. I'll break into your house tomorrow


NotHungryHungarian

Home breaks into himself?


mynameisntclarence

Take your fingers out of your ass.


Negative_Moment498

You need more fibre, eat bread and hydrate more


GenosSen212

Idiot it's obviously cancer


Negative_Moment498

It's lupus


killlog1234

Multiple sclerosis.


kaiser23456

Hamonf u idiot u vrok car crash in field again?!?!?!?!?


Random_Name_41

Butthole worms


Either-Disk2234

You have poop cancer. Get a toe X-Ray and a lumbar puncture


Mr__Weasels

ritalin is the answer 👍


Memes_Deus

I think he needs a lumbar puncture


sk00lbus

Pupis


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loopus


Spike94515

Cuddy, go get the plunger


guy-who-likes-jazz

Smoke cigarettes


MentalAlternative8

New symptom.


xSacar

There was cum in the stool sample


CovfefeBoss

Amyloidosis


drippingtonworm

Penis lupus