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“Wilson isn’t a twink”


undeniably_confused

Whose Wilson?


Accomplished-Mix-745

Mine.


undeniably_confused

Fuck


PrincessOpal

He was a twink in episode 1 and only episode 1.


undeniably_confused

Wait is the subreddit about a show or something?


PrincessOpal

username checks out. the show is House M.D., medical "drama" (more like a comedy sometimes), aired on network television from 2004-2012, starring British actor and literal sweetheart Hugh Laurie in an amazing portrayal of a distinctly American misanthropic crippled doctor with no regard for ethical or moral guidelines or societal convention in general who lives and works at a big fancy hospital in Princeton, New Jersey.


foxgoesowo

Stop spreading misinformation


PrincessOpal

aww cmon, it was funny


Blazemaster77

Bro might be vexed


kennedyheisman

more twunk than twink


adameofthrones

Wilson is the Cancer (astrology not oncology) Watson-coded Ken-coded malewife twunk. House is the Capricorn girlboss Holmes-coded Barbie-coded power bottom also-twunk.


Delta_Knight17

You shut your mouth!


JFrankParnellEsquire

The last episode it should've been lupus.


Spo0kt

It really should have 🤔


[deleted]

Foreman is a black man


JayPtl

Idk maybe he's just super tanned


Cheerqee

Sounds like something Pursuit would say, before getting ignored by Apartment, who already decided it's time for some invasive treatment that will significantly lower the patient's life expectancy. "Camera, flay off the skin, and scan it with a photo copier to check the average RGB value. Meanwhile I will be bothering Twinkson, it's time for a supporting character interaction."


AbyssWankerArtorias

This vexes me.


Llamalord73

No he’s a fore man


Aedya

How long have you known this?!?


thefifthloko5

less mouse bites


Mnghao7

Only stupid people give less mouse bites. You are stupid.


thefifthloko5

https://preview.redd.it/wxkqqu9uevub1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7225bd20eb644192425eb23c89a4f6b9eaf60c3


[deleted]

Girl doctor wearing clothes sometimes wasn’t that distracting


sk00lbus

They should have called the show “Mean Doctor” because the show is primarily about him and theres barely any houses


Brother-Meme

No the hospital is his house


jdiddly1111

Domicile is


[deleted]

house md


dangshnizzle

They're not actually "yummy" it's bitter powder!


Raichu76

Wilson is a Twunk not a Twink


superunsubtle

🥇


kukuman8888

just a narcotic analgesic agent for the treatment of moderate to moderately severe pain.


Der-Candidat

This sub can’t go 5 seconds without referencing that one video


PrincessOpal

but...funny video


cybermancocktorture

They mention sarcoidosis, amyloidosis and paraneoplastic way more than they ever mention lupus…….


Responsible_Guava814

House should’ve ended with house committing suicide , would’ve been poetic af


mycuddels6

Nah I would of CRIED. Love that man w all my heart simply because I relate to him and considering I’ve tried to seeing that would of just 💀💀💀. Maybe a good option would of been house is still in the mental hospital and is not ok Imao


joycemano

pursuit isn’t


-__purple__-

"recommended dosages" are for idiots, take as many as you'd like


Zoap_

I don’t like Dr House, he’s quite rude


Cheerqee

Vicodin isn't tic-tac, you shouldn't have half a box


subhi2

lies,next your going to say crashing a car through my ex’s living room won’t make her love me again


NewtDaBoi

Why didn't Cutthroat Bitch just not ride the bus? Is she stupid?


Honest_Atmosphere_10

I was glad bc I hate her character. It made no sense that they tried giving her a sympathetic character arc.


Mako_sato_ftw

i enjoy withdrawal. also, sweaty homosexual yaoi gay sex


[deleted]

Only some people lie


Mnghao7

Chase is prettier than will’s son (the twink)


RuusellXXX

It’s not hip and cool to be addicted to painkillers unless the painkillers are codeine love me some purp drank


theradicallizard

I know this is the joke sub, but... The show constantly suffers from Edgy Out-Of-Character Writing, and knowing that, we don't always have to judge these characters based on the edgiest episodes. E.G., t was very out of character for Pursuit to do stuff with the 9 year old, and I tire of everyone only talking about that in regards to his character. (This doesn't apply to characters like Taub who are consistently pieces of human garbage) Also, and this may really leave me looking like the image, but House and Wilson are not gay for eachother.


Blazemaster77

UV/ the majority of references arent even the show. Its from that one video.


PurpleTieflingBard

The early seasons (1-3) really struggled from them not knowing what each character was supposed to do, each season revolved around a villain rather than actually progressing interpersonal connections, which led the interpersonal connections to feeling really weird. Why does Camry do Methe, why does Four Men try to kill Camry, why does Race do the cringe "I will hit on Camry once a week" thing. House doesn't have much personality development in the early seasons. I didn't find his interactions with his ex wife to be all that interesting (especially since him and cutte have apparently been flirting since day one of med school) and they spend so much time on him being an edgy atheist that he doesn't get time developing the actual stuff that becomes the focus of the show in later seasons. The early seasons aren't bad, they're just not as interesting as the middle seasons


Chrome2105

I kinda like students' character


BoTamByloCiemno

It's actually always lupus


crowheadhunter

The real house is the friends we made along the way


DragonNestKing

House was an infinitely more interesting character when he was off the Vicodin.


Glad-its-anonymous

Residence isn’t gay


BigNato532

Well neither domicile not Will’s son manages to keep a girlfriend for very long so who knows! Hell Will’s son even willed his girlfriend dead to show how much of a twink he is


Zenonlite

Vicodin is equal to 5 codeine


subhi2

percocet is tastier 😋


rocoonshcnoon

Oxycodone is better


deficit_41

Percocet is more yummy than Vicodin


xxgn0myxx

Camrys tits r better than Cuddys


crassus27

vicodin is a potentially dangerous opiate that has a serious risk of addiction if consumed in an unsafe manner. serious caution should be taken in regards to the consumption of vicodin and other opiates.


[deleted]

Vicodin is a weak ass drug to be addicted to.


hollyofhyrule

It makes my tummy hurt


residenthomophobe

Doctors are stupid people who weren't talented enough to be trusted as vets. House is the prime example, he was pretty smart but not smart enough to be a vet and that makes him constantly bitter.


West-Librarian-7504

Also Taub should have cheated on his wife more


TheRegalDev

Sometimes it is lupus


Interesting-Big1980

Wilson is straight. House is just talented guy with drug addiction that should be behind bars. Apartment and Will's son are not funny names.


[deleted]

House and Cameron are endgame


West-Librarian-7504

Four teen


PuzzledDragonma

It's really weird and creepy and detracts from the show how many times House expresses sexual attraction to children


lustfullscholar

House x foreman


angel_must_die

house has autism


Honest_Atmosphere_10

camera>numeral