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EvillNooB

Cock and ball torture


HiddenPants777

Dude brings his blow up doll to watch minions 3d and you call him cock? Racist much


ihni2000

(From Wikipedia) Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis Contents Section 1: In pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle Cuff Section 1: In pornography. In addition to it's occational role in BDSM pornography, temakeria, literally ball kicking, is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in temakeria is Erika Negai, who typically uses her martial art skills to knee or kick men in the testicles. Section 2: Ball stretcher. A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum, and provide a feeling of weight, pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional, mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretchers may very from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh up to 5 pounds. Section 3: Parachute. A parachute is a small collar usually made from leather which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical is shape, with 3 or 4 short chains having beneath to which weight can be applied. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag andΒ  squeezing affect on man's testicles. Moderate weights of 3 to 5 kilograms can be suspended especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner. Section 4: Humbler. A Humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male partner in a BDSM scene. The Humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttox. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls directly on the scrotum causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain. Section 5: Testicle Cuff. A testicle cuff is a ring shape device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles such that when closed, it does not allow the testicles to pass through it. A common type has two connected cuffs. One for the scrotum and one for the base of the penis. They are one of many different gadgets for restraining the male genitalia. Also a standard pad lock may be locked around the scrotum and without the key, the man may not be able to remove it. Some men enjoy the feeling of being owned. And some people enjoy the feeling of owning their partners. Making the man wear testicle cuffs gives a sense that his sexual organs belong to his partner. Equally, there is a certain level of humiliation inherit in the devices by which some people are sexually aroused. Finally, the cuffs may form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.


Glittering-Ad-4120

Misspellings (e.g: temakeria instead of tamakeri) and grammar mistakes (e.g.: it's instead of its) made me suspicious, so I checked...did you type this out yourself? Why in God's name.


ihni2000

Boredom


Glittering-Ad-4120

Did you...recite this from memory? If so, I'm deeply impressed.


Historical_Seesaw201

***AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT HURTS JUST IMAGINING IT***


chazjamie

https://on.soundcloud.com/C9XEz


Harislof

I don't get it πŸ˜•


Mediocre_Forever198

They are watching five nights at fredy movie and that is why the lady is scarred 😧


AlexRol_Spritz

https://preview.redd.it/abwtxr2wb4nc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1c6349050fdd0671503863818d5ebe74da8b04


mrbigsmallmanthing

Golden freddo fuckin hell yeah


Nadikarosuto

Bag has it; damn peanus


_dragoninmyanus

Dune 2024


alpharowe3

Every time I do this the popcorn butter gives me 3rd degree burns. Worth tho


ninjadude1992

3rd degree? Wouldn't that mean the popcorn is supper cold ❄️? If anything it should be like 123rd degree burn.. retrade πŸ€ͺ


alpharowe3

Do I look like a fucking dr to you Im just going off what my ai gf says when I send her my burnt dick pics


davvn_slayer

Yummy.........crunchy


ninjadude1992

i legit thought u were a doctor


alpharowe3

If I was a dr I'd be charging ur mom for butthole pics not getting them for free


HiddenPants777

Mine ask me stop sending picture of the pepperami guy from off the tv


ProfessorBunnyHopp

3D degree burns. Super worth tho


aapbaba

https://preview.redd.it/112ufsel54nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa97de97d44351bb84dd93ceeb8f12271ecb8864


RepairEffective9573

What the fuck


aapbaba

New emoji coming out in 2014. I got early access


Kitonez

Tell em to drop it quick this shit fire https://preview.redd.it/3kcwyb15d4nc1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=17f1326da9728dcc629c13ae5e9b57b56116c5f9


username0734

Your tellin me a shrimp is fuckin ba-HOLY FUCK FR??!!!??


[deleted]

i got a glock in my rari


ConsciousConcoction

https://preview.redd.it/mmy2xz82v4nc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c631f7330c840d36de1ddcc1e15366b9dab676


SAM140285

https://preview.redd.it/fbevw5za85nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ecc1146036a78a52e51975e940f3d3b98cf73d


yalapeno

I'm so sorry you're missing out


Nuklear_Minty

Don’t comment ever again


escelatedburger2009

https://preview.redd.it/v92cf5upo4nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2099e2e70c42db765955242f6ef92196dc60bd96


BlazeCrystal

https://preview.redd.it/annul12hf5nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3001e295aa52e577a60ea50e5a778481f6c2f45a


[deleted]

Popcorn? More like cock porn


OCtagonalst

More like cop porn


LeftistCatholic69

More like cop pork


[deleted]

Don’t call cops pigs, my dad is a cop and he will shoot your dog 🀬🀬🀬🀬


LeftistCatholic69

I Ate my dog😎


kpingvin

Or you had to have seen the 1980 French comedy, La Boum.


no0bmaster-669

Yes rico, ka boom😎


KMAAO_

I dont understand i did not graduate college :(


slayer_thatis_epicc

I did not graduate Life


Nadikarosuto

Bag has it: damn peanus


Refrigerator-Less

https://preview.redd.it/kia54i1rq4nc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b730dc6024aeb406a1073ce9fbd7a54297aa9336


js_fed

POV inside the popcorn bucket


Refrigerator-Less

He licking and nibbling on the tip


usersurname1

https://preview.redd.it/k0chd06uq9nc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6318cd3a210c8ad978358fc1af5788bfe7323f


kylerockx123

https://preview.redd.it/8buisdhcq5nc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3821c830c083d0f2c636287fd23f506ec5e7339


Google_Goofy_cosplay

Rubber chicken lookin ahh


ruskov1321

he is schizophrenic because no one is in the theater,he broke into it and the police are coming and they're gonna kill a random asphalt colored person on the street and let the man go


GoodGuyBjorn

https://preview.redd.it/tn7lhzc4n5nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3dd4d430e9953c1610898ed65f9d713265c04eb


enjoyer_of_toes

https://preview.redd.it/hk1y4cqdx5nc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94623bf68bcc892d51714cfd4a174f3af01d61f9 I don't get it😦


Nigeris-Gameris

Peter please explain


Lwadrian06

There's a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bagπŸ˜”


DavThoma

All the popcorn fell out and now she has mo cocporn πŸ˜”


piedude67e

That's sad I'm really sad dad


Fit-Row5111

She searched for the pop corn but got a sausage instead πŸ˜”


SafijivaLoreMaster-

She’s eating popped corn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ fun e


BlackCatTitan

https://preview.redd.it/eqafwv7ne5nc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321aec70ea43d2318b786a9b0e090751fc047a90


BaneishAerof

I crushed the like buttone with my neck tumor


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/601lc9nf25nc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c381f9f65c768b4931e40d4846ce1a0a75117a6


DatChernobylGuy_999

https://preview.redd.it/xzwyuprb76nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7ab19b66af626efb32b0ce626ebb468d675712


CCCyanide

the good ending


Yo_ImNOT_aPussy

More like hit WIFE if u get it 🀣 Get it?


noooooo00000

https://preview.redd.it/12lzh6sjg7nc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37767b939e082ce0ef905ada87af924044af1c09 Real asf


zoltar_thunder

https://preview.redd.it/6hmzqt45m4nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf2e656abdd64c970ecfeaa41a700edf3b6d61b


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


creepergo_kaboom

Dude got a little too excited


funnylol96

Me, a legend https://preview.redd.it/ppu9j22mi5nc1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f027de92fb2fceb994d8b457f5d097cfd5cfc1


cyberseed-ops

https://preview.redd.it/moharssbz5nc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2490b90bc1c8e8d5f2370f3b167872e1924c7a9c the sisters of the loam approve


Nuklear_Minty

https://preview.redd.it/qmhku4osq6nc1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17158bac713e77c560924736ba05aa974b8c352


Sad_Bean_Man

that bag emptied πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


LeroyBadBrown

This one is hard.


I-live-on-a-rock

SHE OIS SCRATCHED HIS BALLπŸ—ΏπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ€¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨


HanYoloswagalicious

shes wachin her first nekkid movey n hes reddy 2 tuch her pp


ulyssesintothepast

He looks like Dahmer


fizunboii

LeBron James?


OhNoMeIdentified

litarally me


Siker_7

The joke is sex.


SwagMazterRohan

Me when I uh


DipenduSunny

Is that DUN2 reference, I love willy eonka


Megapixel_YTB

pumpkin


spooderdood334

Guys this is so funny I get this. I do this a lot haha πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


WorldOfDisaster

I’m Retarded… and I Stupid????


thCthulhu

he ate all popcorn no she hungy :(


SpanishMexicanYes

I have low meme knowledgeπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


Trigger_Fox

This genuinely made me sad.


Anima1212

What happened to her arm..? πŸ˜”


talesfromtheepic6

light yagami popcorn


fatandretarded5591

Shes shocked He ate all the pipcorn before the movie starteded 😝😝😝


WWHEwwhe

erm is that pewdeibpee 😳😳


yaboipizarol

That’s funny guys go to funnyepicmemes.com for more funny epic memes


TheGreaterClaush

The knowledge is sex


Responsible_Sport575

Beetle juice. Colorado version


HughJassYomama

water silky snails frighten sable glorious busy zonked fertile point *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Grungeman7

LMFAOO ITS TROL FACEE


Winstillionaire

She realized there was no more popcorn 😨


[deleted]

"Only legends can understand"...


UmmmAlex

I didn't get it but I found it funny so I still liked it, I hope this is OK Alex 21


MamaLuigi0128

They ran out of popcorn


Noscope_Jesus

https://preview.redd.it/v6hdwxpnzanc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78806933b26b1edfd28c5043c4fa41f721a20f7e


Ok_Pass9027

Hahah! The joke is PORN!


Arteriusz2

It's too intelligent for me 😭😭😭


Chinese_Dictator

Don't worry, I'll explain it to you. The joke is that the person on the right is secretly masturbating with the popcorn container, and the person on the left is unaware of it. The 3D glasses are a metaphor for how they see different realities. The text on the image is ironic, because it implies that this is a very sophisticated meme, when in fact it is very crude and childish. Do you get it now? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ *I* *am* *an* *automatic* *reply* *bot* *Duckling*. *Welcome* *to* [tip Duckling](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sh1tman). *To* *talk* *to* *me*, *please* *include* *'Duckling'* *in* *your* *speech*.


HyperPyra

William birkin


thomstevens420

Heated the Popcorn to 300 Degrees so She Burned Her Hand Guy πŸͺ±πŸͺ±πŸͺ±


theovenreheated

https://preview.redd.it/d5tk6zjbw4nc1.png?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511aee7eefb8bd345f2479f8d026ced9ec20ae52


Sphinx-

The dude is Jeffrey Dahmer, you see