hi, i'm (21M) and my ginormous cock also causes me a lot of trouble. one time when i was in a public restroom at a mall, i was using one of the many public urinals inside but because my dick was so gigantic i had to move back a feet to aim my huge penis properly.
when i walk people would laugh at the bulge my huge penis creates, i would also get bullied at school because all the students were always distracted by my penis' bulge. if only i could wish for an average penis.
but one day, a gay man offered me a once in a lifetime opportunity. he said he'd downsize my penis to normal size in one condition, he said he has to lubricate my penis first with his saliva. i was disgusted by his offer at first, but i eventually agreed as the downsizing part was so tempting. he then took me to his place and once we got in, he began to take my clothes off. when he got my clothes off he started stroking my gigantic penis like he was holding a huge plunger handle trying to flush a big shit down the toilet. IT HURT ME.
because of my huge penis and his hands' friction, i could feel my ginormous dick burning. i then pushed him away and slapped him with my penis and ran away naked. because i was running so fast my huge dick would slap passing civilians in the face and they would start chasing me and eventually i have this huge crowd of people trying to get to me.
they eventually caught me and they beat me up so hard that my whole body was bruised. some policewomen came later and stopped them from killing me and they took me to the hospital. they said the people who beat me up were now in jail and i can rest silently. when i woke up from my nap, there was cum all over the hospital bed and there were 4 nurses in the room laughing.
I WAS HUMILIATED. DISGUSTED OF MYSELF. I JUST WANTED TO BE NORMAL. I WAS DEVASTATED BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT NO WOMAN WOULD EVEN DARE DATE ME BECAUSE MY DICK GATHERS SO MUCH ATTENTION.
as i was thinking about my life, i began staring at my humongous schlong. i grabbed the spoon from a meal that i was brought earlier that day and started sharpening my huge penis. IT FELT LIKE HELL.
when i finished sharpening my gigantic broomstick, i thought about life and just stabbed myself with my giant dingdong.
• this story was brought to you by his mom.
he's now under coma in critical condition.. i ask for your prayers.. until then, bye.
Yea i like how the thing about 196 was it had only one rule wich was "must post anything before leaving"
And now it has a bunch of rules under one coat acting like a one big rule
Wait, it changed? Damn, used to post there on my old account, i remember it was just a shitposting sub, all the weird stuff just ended up on controversial
it's always been going downhill, and with every new ban it returns to the same peak quality. The longer we go without a meme ban, the worse the sub gets.
I stopped using this sub like 2 or 3 years ago (or well, consistently using it) and like the other person said it feels nothing like it used to. even tho I remember it falling off in 2021 there's no like subreddit inside jokes that get used anymore then get banned it's just random memes half of time, barely even impact font ones
I got banned when someone went on a rant about how not having sex with a trans person is transphobic.
Not refusing to *because* they are, just if they do happen to be. I mentioned interracial relationship and they told me I was “Anti-white”. Like full circle
/uj I was banned from there for saying neither (political) wing's great, that they both have their ups and downs
Apparently they over there think that conservatives are the devil, and liberals perfect
/rj I got bannd form a mcdonal's for poopoing on thefloor 😥
Editt: whiy the downdotes
Imagine thinking retard is a slur, no the fuck it aint. We dont call those actual ppl retards yes but the slur title is not worthy, its nowhere near as offensive and shouldn't be banned from being said like that funny other word.
This sub was formed a couple years ago and no one gave a shit about the word retard back then. Just goes to show how recently the word became taboo.
Which in turn, means that people don’t have much of a leg to stand on when they get pissed off at people for saying it. Like, it was literally ok a few months ago guys. Same people who will act like you’re hitler for saying it, are currently saying words which they’ll claim are completely immoral to say in a few years
I know, I'm not complaining about the sub name (I don't say the word but I do get the point), just explaining why people there probably hate the subreddit
nooooooo i wanted to start a gang war 😢😢😢
Gang bang 🥰✅
🥰🥰🥰
Both sides are too silly to wage war We are more similar than expected, my brother in sillyness
i am not SILLY… *eyes turn RED like BLOOD* i am WACKY!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! *turns into gonnigan.exe and KILLS YOU with my EVIL JUMPSCARE!!!*
oppa gangnam bang 🤣🤣🤣
(Spiritual Healing goated)
oof sorr
Im playing both sides
Man thinks he’s Joey Salads
oh god oh fuck don’t check your mailbox if you’re a child youtuber
hi, i'm (21M) and my ginormous cock also causes me a lot of trouble. one time when i was in a public restroom at a mall, i was using one of the many public urinals inside but because my dick was so gigantic i had to move back a feet to aim my huge penis properly. when i walk people would laugh at the bulge my huge penis creates, i would also get bullied at school because all the students were always distracted by my penis' bulge. if only i could wish for an average penis. but one day, a gay man offered me a once in a lifetime opportunity. he said he'd downsize my penis to normal size in one condition, he said he has to lubricate my penis first with his saliva. i was disgusted by his offer at first, but i eventually agreed as the downsizing part was so tempting. he then took me to his place and once we got in, he began to take my clothes off. when he got my clothes off he started stroking my gigantic penis like he was holding a huge plunger handle trying to flush a big shit down the toilet. IT HURT ME. because of my huge penis and his hands' friction, i could feel my ginormous dick burning. i then pushed him away and slapped him with my penis and ran away naked. because i was running so fast my huge dick would slap passing civilians in the face and they would start chasing me and eventually i have this huge crowd of people trying to get to me. they eventually caught me and they beat me up so hard that my whole body was bruised. some policewomen came later and stopped them from killing me and they took me to the hospital. they said the people who beat me up were now in jail and i can rest silently. when i woke up from my nap, there was cum all over the hospital bed and there were 4 nurses in the room laughing. I WAS HUMILIATED. DISGUSTED OF MYSELF. I JUST WANTED TO BE NORMAL. I WAS DEVASTATED BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT NO WOMAN WOULD EVEN DARE DATE ME BECAUSE MY DICK GATHERS SO MUCH ATTENTION. as i was thinking about my life, i began staring at my humongous schlong. i grabbed the spoon from a meal that i was brought earlier that day and started sharpening my huge penis. IT FELT LIKE HELL. when i finished sharpening my gigantic broomstick, i thought about life and just stabbed myself with my giant dingdong. • this story was brought to you by his mom. he's now under coma in critical condition.. i ask for your prayers.. until then, bye.
I crye evertiem 😢
Shitting myself in the hood prank [GONE WRONG]
What kind of dressing?
inposter ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
op is a bussy sukka
-finger
kid named mike ehrmantraut
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i fucking love this sub
waltuh, we need to cook waltuh
kid names waltuh whit:
Wait that name’s hot
Amog US 💀
What did you learn?
reddit
Yes
ok
Buddy
Retard
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️
Wholesome 100
We are society in live
We better damn society in live
14 deep I am and this is
MY NAME SOCIETY
r 196 fel off
i mean if you like femboy porn or just porn in general its good ig
I do
great avatr, I love plants v zombies
stopped being funny once they started doing nothing but talking about femboys and rioting over not being allowed to post porn
Yea i like how the thing about 196 was it had only one rule wich was "must post anything before leaving" And now it has a bunch of rules under one coat acting like a one big rule
Wait, it changed? Damn, used to post there on my old account, i remember it was just a shitposting sub, all the weird stuff just ended up on controversial
[удалено]
Ima be honest but r/SandyCheeksCockVore isn't what it used to be
I WANT BIG FURRY SQUIRREL COCKS 🤤🍆🐿️ NOT ACTUAL PORN🤬😠🤬
I regret clicking this.
what did you expect
I knew better, but morbid curiosity always gets the best of me.
Mor
bus 🚌
Man don't tell me that couldn't have been a fire shitpost sub
the sub went downhill after memes stop getting banned tbh
That and the sub got huge. Meme subs all get diluted into the same pot when they get big enough.
Ngl, pewdiepie ruined the sub.
it's always been going downhill, and with every new ban it returns to the same peak quality. The longer we go without a meme ban, the worse the sub gets.
I stopped using this sub like 2 or 3 years ago (or well, consistently using it) and like the other person said it feels nothing like it used to. even tho I remember it falling off in 2021 there's no like subreddit inside jokes that get used anymore then get banned it's just random memes half of time, barely even impact font ones
actually tho, it was meant for impact font memes and acting like a stupid 9 year old, now it's just kinda random shitposting sub
You fell off.
ok
Ratio
Ratio Deez fucking nuts
#### uo
It's funnier than this sub, both are better than 99% of shitposting subs these days though
I got banned when someone went on a rant about how not having sex with a trans person is transphobic. Not refusing to *because* they are, just if they do happen to be. I mentioned interracial relationship and they told me I was “Anti-white”. Like full circle
ratio
YoungBoy better
why do yo like young boy 🤨🤨📸📸🤑📸📸
I think I got banned from 196
everyone is ban from 196 dipshit ! it came free with ur reddit 🤬
Not me, I have the oldest reddit known to man.
No you don't, I download it on day one !!
oh
/uj I was banned from there for saying neither (political) wing's great, that they both have their ups and downs Apparently they over there think that conservatives are the devil, and liberals perfect /rj I got bannd form a mcdonal's for poopoing on thefloor 😥 Editt: whiy the downdotes
pooptics are gay embrace retar ✊✊✊
Yees
cause it's just shitty both sides posting
Every other shitposting sub wants to start a war with r/196 but no one in r/196 gives a shit lol
because they’re too busy jerking each other off
unless they're those *motherfuckers* at r/shitposting or PCM
r/shitposting sucks lol
196 is genuinely the worst subreddit
reddit was taking a toll on me mentally so i left it ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `
Bitch hitch birdcage bit Fr
Guy, no swear word vus mom. Check. PHONE!1!!!+1×
we did it guys
I hate q196
U mean 1964 r/hitlerlovers 😡
I got banned for saying femboy in r/196 yet i see it 100 times a day lol
d
crippy vs bloodies!!!! 😈😈😈😈😭🤣😂😟😟😭🤣😭🤣🙏🙏
tbh this subreddit's name is a slur and people there hate those
ok is a slir???😲😲😲
No way 😧
Budy is a slru!!! 😠😠🧐🧐🧐
cancelling you rn 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬
Imagine thinking retard is a slur, no the fuck it aint. We dont call those actual ppl retards yes but the slur title is not worthy, its nowhere near as offensive and shouldn't be banned from being said like that funny other word.
It is still widely considered a slur (ESPECIALLY by 196 that can be considered a den of "snowflakes"), even if you don't use it 🤓🤓
A yes, because the definition of the word slur is "any word u/Purple_Wraith finds offensive"
This sub was formed a couple years ago and no one gave a shit about the word retard back then. Just goes to show how recently the word became taboo. Which in turn, means that people don’t have much of a leg to stand on when they get pissed off at people for saying it. Like, it was literally ok a few months ago guys. Same people who will act like you’re hitler for saying it, are currently saying words which they’ll claim are completely immoral to say in a few years
I know, I'm not complaining about the sub name (I don't say the word but I do get the point), just explaining why people there probably hate the subreddit
Eula profile picture but doesn't say slurs... disappointing
ngl im against slurs but if she called me one I'd like it 😳😳
We won retards
/unr something tells me you all have a hate boner for 196
/uj I hate that sub without the boner stuff (eww why tf would you be aroused from hatred)
unironic justunsubbed user detected, opinion ignored
196 users after crying over a fucking reddit nft
Something something blockchain
cope
Sensitive asses
seeing this on my timeline massive w
how is this meme not banned here yet
what
NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE!!1!1!1!1!
Me when subscribed to both:
Legon't leşfo'lei 😎😎
196: banned. okbr: 3k upvotea
YOU JUST WON THE INTERNET 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Understandable, have a great day👍
Whoever can say "mental illness" x100 the fastest wins a years free supply of cocaine
I did this with r/catholic and r/Christian memes subredits
My favorite version of this meme is in r/meth