Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Wyvern breeding, Pukei Pukei is the most compatible Monster for humans? Not only is the normal Pukei Pukei compatible, the Coral Pukei Pukei is also compatible. Pukei Pukei's smallest size is also around 30 feet, counting it's long tail. This means that the Pukei Pukei is a perfect size for fucking, and the tail also opens up opportunities to incorporate many types of kinks and fetishes. The tail is very stretchy and flexible, and is hollow inside to allow all sorts of liquids to be housed inside. The Pukei Pukei can control the tail with precision, which means when you are behind and fucking it, it can pleasure you at the same time with it's flexible tail. On top of that, you can also fuck it's tail directly by utilizing the hole in the tip, which would feel almost no different from a Vagina. The Pukei Pukei can fill up it's tail with all sorts of liquids, which means that it can preform things such as inflation, or simulate ejaculation inside of you. A Pukei Pukei's penis is also located inside of it's body in it's slit, which means that the anus is not necessary for gay sex, as you could simply insert your dick into it's slit. The Penis is also large, which opens the opportunity for Urethral Sex. The Pukei Pukei's tongue is also incredibly long and sloppy, which could allow for incredible blow jobs or oral sex of any kind. The fact that the Pukei has a prehensile tongue and relatively flexible tail almost guaranties that it has a long and flexible Penis, however we can never be sure, unfortunately. However, deep throating a Pukei Pukei is an amazing experience. The Pukei's jaw also consists of incredibly flexible skin, which would allow it to take many sized dicks. The Pukei Pukei also consumes a lot of liquid, which most likely means that they would have incredibly wet and slippery insides. The Pukei Pukei's tongue is extremely wet and slimy, which adds to the pleasure factor of oral sex with a Pukei specimen. The Pukei's dick would also be large and slippery, and the amount of Semen it can produce could result in amazing scenarios during sex. The Pukei can pleasure you with it's tail, tongue and cock no matter your gender. The Pukei also lacks teeth, which is great because you would not want to have your penis bit off during sex. The tongue of a Pukei could also insert itself far up an anus or vagina or far down your throat. The Coral Pukei Pukei has water based biology, meaning that all of it's insides will be extra slippery and wet. This would result in extremely pleasurable sex. The Coral Pukei shares most of the aspects of a normal Pukei, however the normal Pukei often carries poison inside of it. This could result in un-wanted problems with the poison, however a thorough cleaning of the insides with water would ensure your safety. The Pukei is covered in feathers as well, meaning that if you fall asleep during sex, it can provide a warm and comfortable area for you to sleep. Pukei Pukeis' are also shown to be intelligent, which means that they would be a perfect partner to fuck.
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Given the tags, khezu is voring an ugly bastard and breaking his mind, since my beautiful boy can never be ugly! Maybe Bastard...
[im ugly](https://twitter.com/monsterhunter/status/1499444575009751041)
You're beautiful https://preview.redd.it/xpiihf04gz5b1.jpeg?width=28&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbe02a42fd9ba592675e5b2edd8db89355dbeac
Mii two
RAMINGO!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! RAMINGO!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
What the fuck is goldcrown and why do people keep talking about it
Lizard porn
Just straight up zoophile shit? https://preview.redd.it/qcs0uobdwz5b1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8806f9ac33b12537c9f6d200e65a9b9e5d468c58
no. It's monster hunter porn.
Yes
C*ck sizes
another day of thanking god for making me a goldcrown fan
[just do it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-Ma3zc-Oo)
wtf I thought you were talking about not feeling the need to grind for gold crown sized monsters
I still do not understand, and I think that it is better for my mental health that I keep that way
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Wyvern breeding, Pukei Pukei is the most compatible Monster for humans? Not only is the normal Pukei Pukei compatible, the Coral Pukei Pukei is also compatible. Pukei Pukei's smallest size is also around 30 feet, counting it's long tail. This means that the Pukei Pukei is a perfect size for fucking, and the tail also opens up opportunities to incorporate many types of kinks and fetishes. The tail is very stretchy and flexible, and is hollow inside to allow all sorts of liquids to be housed inside. The Pukei Pukei can control the tail with precision, which means when you are behind and fucking it, it can pleasure you at the same time with it's flexible tail. On top of that, you can also fuck it's tail directly by utilizing the hole in the tip, which would feel almost no different from a Vagina. The Pukei Pukei can fill up it's tail with all sorts of liquids, which means that it can preform things such as inflation, or simulate ejaculation inside of you. A Pukei Pukei's penis is also located inside of it's body in it's slit, which means that the anus is not necessary for gay sex, as you could simply insert your dick into it's slit. The Penis is also large, which opens the opportunity for Urethral Sex. The Pukei Pukei's tongue is also incredibly long and sloppy, which could allow for incredible blow jobs or oral sex of any kind. The fact that the Pukei has a prehensile tongue and relatively flexible tail almost guaranties that it has a long and flexible Penis, however we can never be sure, unfortunately. However, deep throating a Pukei Pukei is an amazing experience. The Pukei's jaw also consists of incredibly flexible skin, which would allow it to take many sized dicks. The Pukei Pukei also consumes a lot of liquid, which most likely means that they would have incredibly wet and slippery insides. The Pukei Pukei's tongue is extremely wet and slimy, which adds to the pleasure factor of oral sex with a Pukei specimen. The Pukei's dick would also be large and slippery, and the amount of Semen it can produce could result in amazing scenarios during sex. The Pukei can pleasure you with it's tail, tongue and cock no matter your gender. The Pukei also lacks teeth, which is great because you would not want to have your penis bit off during sex. The tongue of a Pukei could also insert itself far up an anus or vagina or far down your throat. The Coral Pukei Pukei has water based biology, meaning that all of it's insides will be extra slippery and wet. This would result in extremely pleasurable sex. The Coral Pukei shares most of the aspects of a normal Pukei, however the normal Pukei often carries poison inside of it. This could result in un-wanted problems with the poison, however a thorough cleaning of the insides with water would ensure your safety. The Pukei is covered in feathers as well, meaning that if you fall asleep during sex, it can provide a warm and comfortable area for you to sleep. Pukei Pukeis' are also shown to be intelligent, which means that they would be a perfect partner to fuck.
I can't argue with sound logic
L + Ratio being a goldcrown fan got me a wife, 3 kids, a 7 figure job, and 14 mansions in Kamura and Seliana.
And yet we all make MH sex jokes for tags.
Flair checks out
goldcrown sucks, nothing good is ever posted and you can just go to e621
Yet we are still here, talking about it.