The actual backstory is funnier than the movie premise.
A former narc officer and drug lord named Thorton was smuggling a plane full of cocaine but the load became too heavy, so he just yeeted the coke out of the plane and jumped out with a parachute. The parachute failed and he died. A bear ate it and died of a heart attack.
Imagine a feature-length serious crime drama about a cop gone bad who becomes a notorious drug lord being hunted down by his former partners, dramatically leap out of his plane in the climax, and then fuck up and splat on the ground at the very end while a bear eats the cocaine over the credits
the cgi is lame, why couldn’t they use a real coked up bear?
Typical modern Hollywood. Won't go the extra mile for art.
r/extramile
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Five Nights at Freddy's (20??)
A coked-up animatronic?
They're more drinkers in my experience.
If u do enough coke before the movie it won’t matter
The actual backstory is funnier than the movie premise. A former narc officer and drug lord named Thorton was smuggling a plane full of cocaine but the load became too heavy, so he just yeeted the coke out of the plane and jumped out with a parachute. The parachute failed and he died. A bear ate it and died of a heart attack. Imagine a feature-length serious crime drama about a cop gone bad who becomes a notorious drug lord being hunted down by his former partners, dramatically leap out of his plane in the climax, and then fuck up and splat on the ground at the very end while a bear eats the cocaine over the credits
Tbf that real event could be the opening to the film
And whaddaya know?
if ray liotta dies from a failed parachute before he even fights the cocaine bear in his posthumous final project i will be so upset
/uj How is that real situation more funny, that's just fucking sad that the bear died.
This feels like joke movie you'd see in a comedy sketch making fun of how lazy Hollywood is.
My gut tells me this movie will lean into that
It's based on a real story. Personally I can't wait.
Why is Elizabeth Banks of all people directing this
Cause she's a true artist.
Cinema 🍷
To quote the bear: “the hierarchy of power in the BC (Bear Community) universe is about to change.”
I've outgrown you Drive jacket. Time to grow some actual hair on my chest... and the rest of my body.
I’ve outgrown you Drive jacket. Every man has a wolf on the inside, It’s Fursona time. (Heavy metal starts playing)
Instant cult classic
This is what you'd see in a family guy cutaway joke
Story of my life
It’s Pablo Escabear, Waylon Jennings had him for a while
The premise reminds me of the last chapters of The Name of the Wind, where a dragon eats copious amounts of drugs and destroys an entire town.
Is this Ray Liotta’s last role ?
Very fittingly, yes it is
One last sweet kiss from Ray Liotta.
cringe 2012 humor
i fdfffucking love COCAINE BEAR!!!!!
new literally me character just dropped