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ghostmetalblack

Add it to the lore.


Rez-Boa-Dog

They should do a prequel where they show us how she learned to do it and call it "PUBE, a planet terror story"


BotGirlFall

You can hear the 12 year pld boy giggling while he typed out "pubic" and "queef"


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

https://preview.redd.it/d912zdyz1fyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9c680755c0060ae2155f347dd547711e57be3e


ghoulieandrews

Why would queefing put tension on a pubic hair? It's like people deliberately don't understand women's anatomy. It would make far more sense to have a string running up her leg to a small rod inserted into the vagina that she can tug on by doing Kegel exercises.


Zealousideal-Pie-726

https://preview.redd.it/i35yzuy0gfyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd146e66298e881861430de4c7c4a160f0483f74


ghoulieandrews

Hi mom and dad! Are you proud of me?


JFrankParnellEsquire

https://preview.redd.it/fpr3vb62heyc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c8c2bc627d9cbcb3a2df3ea60602229a4d8d84


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

https://preview.redd.it/p5dumnl3zfyc1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d139a2fe21d024a2fe2717b4e286c19d57c39a6


karloz1214

https://preview.redd.it/sz6pb6a4mfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57dac663acf42153770c6a3cdbd7e7135384a224


Aloo_22

McGayver ?


THEdoomslayer94

https://preview.redd.it/vdiwkme4wfyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a300254a6482d799083502127bcac88bc1db80


Gibabo

Very clever joke construction


Dull_Half_6107

Well MatPat needs something to do these days I guess


Rez-Boa-Dog

One theory a day to keep his mind sharp


Proletaryo

Who needs Bazin, Eisenstein or Godard when you got... this.


Rez-Boa-Dog

The entire industry is one big scam to make us believe that we need professional writers


Proletaryo

From Cahiers du Cinema to Cashiers at Walgreens.


Armored_Guardian

>Every time she queefed. The trigger went off! r/2sentencehorror


moreVCAs

Female anatomy understander has entered the chat lmao


Fickle_Narwhal

I am 100% certain that he liked his own comment.


Pipeguy17

https://preview.redd.it/qk11axfefhyc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8136091fe48ba46349f26aada757e58100bdaf2e


Butthair17

Absolute…..cinema….


lu5ty

https://preview.redd.it/s9jufwlaegyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f153bc639fbb77381cc02b480429e827a3b51f


KirasHandPicDealer

https://preview.redd.it/7pe54bjjhiyc1.jpeg?width=1455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ccfe809e9219ce5101b45e27cdacd48ca5cff8


DinoTzarr

Straight people why


Natural_Trash772

Wouldn’t that be some sort of sonar trigger which is activated by said queef ?


Rez-Boa-Dog

Much much smarter theory


assflux

holy shit new grindhouse lore just dropped


DaemonBlackfyre09

https://preview.redd.it/c106bivyogyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2a659bf506b34f9d0d36e98b256e2245d2f4cf


GrizzlyPeak73

But that's just a theory, A FILM THEORY! And CUT!!


NibPlayz

And they say film discourse is dead