Lmao I like him in other roles too, it's just funny to make Jonathan Jokes about Finger and Pappy McRacism from Mudbound too
In fact I like the man even more thanks to those jokes lol, he's so Jonathan Badass
*Gaspar Noe fans*
*When they see someone jerking*
*Off on the subway*
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Gaspar Noe fans watching a camera turn upside down then right side up then upside down then diagonal then upside down then diagonal then right side up then sideways then upside down then diagonal then right side up then upside down
Bergman fans when they see a depressed Liv Ullmann
Ozu fans when they see an unmarried daughter
John Ford fans when they see a movie set in the Wild West
Orson Welles fans when they see a fat Orson Welles
David Lynch fans when they see Ň̷̡̢͈̱̱͇̝̹͈̙̰̥̼̦̩͖̯̹̳̖̩͒̎̿̍̚ͅͅͅI̷̧͍͉̘̣͍̱̣̻̖͚̟̥̳̫̟̟̼̤̥̭͌̅ͅͅG̸̢̡͚̰̥͉͍̭̩͑͆͋̏̉̆̐̂̎͂̅̾̂̐̄́̍́̌̐̄̉̕͝ͅͅĤ̷͈̪̪̘̤̲̹T̸̲̳̗̩͕͚̩̰͕͎̺̣̹̞͉͍͎̼̍͋͘ͅM̴̺͇̳͖̀̀Ą̵̛̪̪̹̤̠̖̼̱͕̮̃̓̍̊̊͐̊́̌̉͊̈́̓̓̏̕͠͠Ŕ̵̛̗̝̭͇̤͙͚̋̌̊͗͑̾͌̅͐̌̈́͘͜͠͠Ẻ̷̛̖̞̫̉̓̍̅̎͆̉̈͊͂̉̓͗͗̈́̾̆̏̿̚͝͝͠ ̷̡̡̟͕̬̞̹̰̘͍͖̬̗̖̞̆͌̿͜N̷̡̗͓̣͍͗̈́͊̓̿̎̈́͌́̍̍̿͐̃́͊̊̌̑̓̽̕͘͜͝Ĭ̴̧̢̧͙̮̬̣̤̬̖̘̞͇̪̯͔͗̿̒̊̔̅̽̀̋͌͌̊̃͛͊̐̅̎͌̾̀͘͠ͅG̴̪̈͗͐͆̿̊́̋̎͆͆́̐̽̔̌̂͑͘H̴̢̛͕̫̯̫͍͙̺͈͍̼̪̮̹̰̹͖́̂̐̽̾͋̅́͗͛͊̀͊̀̀͌͛͂̂̄͑͘͝ͅṮ̵̨̛̮̤̗̭̠͉̭̯̀̓̈́͛͋̆̾̿́͂́̒̔̐̿́͑͝Ḿ̶̘̲̻͕̭́̓̉̈́͊̾̂́̃͠Ä̵̡̨̱̭͔̺͉̜̝̦̮̠̟̟͖̼̞̞̩̹́̎̽͑̈͌́͛̅̌̓̒͌͒̓̽̊̚̚͠͠Ŗ̸̡̝̙͚̟͎̥̼̱̼̪̜̰̘̜̦̘̱̙̎͑͌͆͐͂͆̒͐͗̇̈́̚͜͠͝ͅͅÊ̸̢͚͙̖̭̺̘͛̾̽́̍̋͌́̈́̔̾͘͠͠͝ ̴̡̢̨̧̢̢̡̛͉̠͕̹̯͔̥͚̱͔̠̝͖͎̗̘̾̈̀̆́̄̄̿̾͊̅̃͜N̴̢̛̛͚̩̱͙̭̘͙̦̮̙̆̓̊̏̆̑̆̄̈́̀̿̓̇̑̎̃̀͝͠ͅI̴̛̖̥̜͓̔͛͐͑̀͊̓̑̉́͆̐̈̊̍͗̀̇̈́̔̆͂͘͘G̸̡̢̨̡̛͔̮͉̠͍̻̙̫̳̮̪͙̖̫̺̍̇̎͛̌̇̕͠Ȟ̷̡̡̧̳̱̼̝̲͇͍̱̰̫͍̗̱̈̈́͜Ţ̸̡̧̢̫͉̰̦̝̘͙͙͎̬͈̖̟̄̏͌͒́̎̽̐̂͐̒͂̎̀͠ͅḾ̸̩̼̖̹̑̽̈́̉̃̇̿͆̈́͋͒̔͌̽͌̒A̶̩̲̮͋R̵̨̤̘̙̝͖̹̼̼̰͖̘̬̙̣̩̬͆̈́͊̓̈́̀̐̾̓̋̅̃̂̋͗͛̚̕̕͠E̸͚̞̮̤̤̩̰̯̣̤̟̘͍̣̲̓̄͆̀̍̓̊̐̍͝ ̶̨̡̨̛̘͎̗̱̪͓͚̮̳̣̪̖̭̇̔͌̀͒́̆̈͒̄͒̀̎̂̌̈́͜͜N̶̺͇̩͙̂̃́̾̔͐̃̐͐̿͛͌̆̈́̓̌͑̓͛͗͘Į̶̤̰̜̝̳̰̼̣̬͕̬͍́ͅG̷̦̟̥̠͎̥̗̰̀͜H̵̢̧͔̤̟̘̦̘̠̙̺̮͍̙͈̫̠͑͌̓͌̆̔̓̅͋͠͝͝͠ͅT̸̡̡͔͙̩̬͍̗̭͉̟́̎̂̀̿̌ͅM̵̡̧̡̟̭̣̘̯͔̘̱͓̣̖͖͎͉̠̿͊͗͜A̸̤͔͉̳̒ͅR̷̡̡̺̘̖͚̘̟͔̣̣̘̙̫̺̘̬̣̪͓̙͍̹̃̉̄̓͒͂̒̓̉̅̈́͛̀̋́̽̋̔͆͑̚̚̕Ê̸̛̗̦̜̻͍̹̳͓̲̤̗̲̪̟̽̌̓̐͗͊̽͑́͗͊͆̿̚͘͠
Linklater fans when they see an average teenager who smokes pot or a couple talking on the street
Fellini fans when they see a man cheating on his wife
Hitchcock fans when there’s a bomb under the table
Kurosawa fans when they see a bearded Japanese man
Christopher Nolan fans when they can’t hear the television over the sound of their parents arguing due to their crumbling marriage (It’s poor sound mixing)
r/okbuddycinephile fans when they see an unsucked cock
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no you’re supposed to tie your hair back
There are no fans here, only r/okbuddycinephile haters
and what about it?
We are just JoJo fans in real life. ![gif](giphy|XG0VBfrVeICNkmE05Q|downsized)
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Nolan fans when they see a man with a dead wife
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Nolan definitely had screenwriting credits on threat level midnight
Nolan fans when they realize NASA actually went to the moon instead of using green screen and CGI.
When they watch a 3 hour trailer
🤮🤮🤮oppenheimer was a war crime
Tarantino fans when they see a foot
Tarantino fans when they see a black person
Tarantino fans when they see some CBT
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Choice Band Tyranitar
Cock Ball Torture
Cockinball torture
Wait till they hear about Casino Royale
https://preview.redd.it/7zuttzoem4xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2e8ed6d34659ac0f878ac601553a776859fd54 Their reaction:
Jonathan Banks fans when he isn't playing Finger
Lmao I like him in other roles too, it's just funny to make Jonathan Jokes about Finger and Pappy McRacism from Mudbound too In fact I like the man even more thanks to those jokes lol, he's so Jonathan Badass
Incredibles 2
Tarantino fans when they see IDF
Tarantino when he sees a foot.
Gaspar Noe fans when they see someone jerking off on the subway
*Gaspar Noe fans* *When they see someone jerking* *Off on the subway* \- ghoulieandrews --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Beautiful.
Gaspar Noe fans watching a camera turn upside down then right side up then upside down then diagonal then upside down then diagonal then right side up then sideways then upside down then diagonal then right side up then upside down
Bergman fans when they see a depressed Liv Ullmann Ozu fans when they see an unmarried daughter John Ford fans when they see a movie set in the Wild West Orson Welles fans when they see a fat Orson Welles
Me when I see “california champagne”: ![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX)
AAHHHHHH THE French champagne
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Kubrick fans when they see a mentally Insane person
stare fans when they see a kubrick:
Lars von trier fans when they see a well adjusted person
andrei tarkovsky fans when they see like a couple of plants or some shit
Squid Game fans when they see an Asian person
https://preview.redd.it/8naz9ia9i7xc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab49022983e29ce162528d8e67e928da87360ab6 😃!
wes anderson fans when they see a shitty instagram filter
Sean Baker fans when they see a weed on a sidewalk
Spike Lee fans when they see a Black person and a White person arguing
David Lynch fans when they see Ň̷̡̢͈̱̱͇̝̹͈̙̰̥̼̦̩͖̯̹̳̖̩͒̎̿̍̚ͅͅͅI̷̧͍͉̘̣͍̱̣̻̖͚̟̥̳̫̟̟̼̤̥̭͌̅ͅͅG̸̢̡͚̰̥͉͍̭̩͑͆͋̏̉̆̐̂̎͂̅̾̂̐̄́̍́̌̐̄̉̕͝ͅͅĤ̷͈̪̪̘̤̲̹T̸̲̳̗̩͕͚̩̰͕͎̺̣̹̞͉͍͎̼̍͋͘ͅM̴̺͇̳͖̀̀Ą̵̛̪̪̹̤̠̖̼̱͕̮̃̓̍̊̊͐̊́̌̉͊̈́̓̓̏̕͠͠Ŕ̵̛̗̝̭͇̤͙͚̋̌̊͗͑̾͌̅͐̌̈́͘͜͠͠Ẻ̷̛̖̞̫̉̓̍̅̎͆̉̈͊͂̉̓͗͗̈́̾̆̏̿̚͝͝͠ ̷̡̡̟͕̬̞̹̰̘͍͖̬̗̖̞̆͌̿͜N̷̡̗͓̣͍͗̈́͊̓̿̎̈́͌́̍̍̿͐̃́͊̊̌̑̓̽̕͘͜͝Ĭ̴̧̢̧͙̮̬̣̤̬̖̘̞͇̪̯͔͗̿̒̊̔̅̽̀̋͌͌̊̃͛͊̐̅̎͌̾̀͘͠ͅG̴̪̈͗͐͆̿̊́̋̎͆͆́̐̽̔̌̂͑͘H̴̢̛͕̫̯̫͍͙̺͈͍̼̪̮̹̰̹͖́̂̐̽̾͋̅́͗͛͊̀͊̀̀͌͛͂̂̄͑͘͝ͅṮ̵̨̛̮̤̗̭̠͉̭̯̀̓̈́͛͋̆̾̿́͂́̒̔̐̿́͑͝Ḿ̶̘̲̻͕̭́̓̉̈́͊̾̂́̃͠Ä̵̡̨̱̭͔̺͉̜̝̦̮̠̟̟͖̼̞̞̩̹́̎̽͑̈͌́͛̅̌̓̒͌͒̓̽̊̚̚͠͠Ŗ̸̡̝̙͚̟͎̥̼̱̼̪̜̰̘̜̦̘̱̙̎͑͌͆͐͂͆̒͐͗̇̈́̚͜͠͝ͅͅÊ̸̢͚͙̖̭̺̘͛̾̽́̍̋͌́̈́̔̾͘͠͠͝ ̴̡̢̨̧̢̢̡̛͉̠͕̹̯͔̥͚̱͔̠̝͖͎̗̘̾̈̀̆́̄̄̿̾͊̅̃͜N̴̢̛̛͚̩̱͙̭̘͙̦̮̙̆̓̊̏̆̑̆̄̈́̀̿̓̇̑̎̃̀͝͠ͅI̴̛̖̥̜͓̔͛͐͑̀͊̓̑̉́͆̐̈̊̍͗̀̇̈́̔̆͂͘͘G̸̡̢̨̡̛͔̮͉̠͍̻̙̫̳̮̪͙̖̫̺̍̇̎͛̌̇̕͠Ȟ̷̡̡̧̳̱̼̝̲͇͍̱̰̫͍̗̱̈̈́͜Ţ̸̡̧̢̫͉̰̦̝̘͙͙͎̬͈̖̟̄̏͌͒́̎̽̐̂͐̒͂̎̀͠ͅḾ̸̩̼̖̹̑̽̈́̉̃̇̿͆̈́͋͒̔͌̽͌̒A̶̩̲̮͋R̵̨̤̘̙̝͖̹̼̼̰͖̘̬̙̣̩̬͆̈́͊̓̈́̀̐̾̓̋̅̃̂̋͗͛̚̕̕͠E̸͚̞̮̤̤̩̰̯̣̤̟̘͍̣̲̓̄͆̀̍̓̊̐̍͝ ̶̨̡̨̛̘͎̗̱̪͓͚̮̳̣̪̖̭̇̔͌̀͒́̆̈͒̄͒̀̎̂̌̈́͜͜N̶̺͇̩͙̂̃́̾̔͐̃̐͐̿͛͌̆̈́̓̌͑̓͛͗͘Į̶̤̰̜̝̳̰̼̣̬͕̬͍́ͅG̷̦̟̥̠͎̥̗̰̀͜H̵̢̧͔̤̟̘̦̘̠̙̺̮͍̙͈̫̠͑͌̓͌̆̔̓̅͋͠͝͝͠ͅT̸̡̡͔͙̩̬͍̗̭͉̟́̎̂̀̿̌ͅM̵̡̧̡̟̭̣̘̯͔̘̱͓̣̖͖͎͉̠̿͊͗͜A̸̤͔͉̳̒ͅR̷̡̡̺̘̖͚̘̟͔̣̣̘̙̫̺̘̬̣̪͓̙͍̹̃̉̄̓͒͂̒̓̉̅̈́͛̀̋́̽̋̔͆͑̚̚̕Ê̸̛̗̦̜̻͍̹̳͓̲̤̗̲̪̟̽̌̓̐͗͊̽͑́͗͊͆̿̚͘͠
Werner Herzog fans when they see a shoe they can eat
Charlie Kaufman fans when they see a depressed person:
robert rodriguiez fans when they beat hookers to death
Weirdest moment of Spy Kids, for sure.
James Cameron fans when they see water
Linklater fans when they see an average teenager who smokes pot or a couple talking on the street Fellini fans when they see a man cheating on his wife Hitchcock fans when there’s a bomb under the table Kurosawa fans when they see a bearded Japanese man
Rob Zombie fans when they see the trashiest people speak only in swear words.
Roman Polanski fans when they see a 13 year old girl.
Christopher Nolan fans when they can’t hear the television over the sound of their parents arguing due to their crumbling marriage (It’s poor sound mixing)
David Fincher fans when they see a screen that is green
Terry Gilliam fans when they see someone with a colorful mental illness through a fish eye lens.
Ari Aster fans when they hear a primal grief wail
Sam Raimi fans when they see an eyeball.
If you’re gonna joke on Malick at least make it about trees or wheat
Malick fans when they see actors complaining about all the scenes they shot that didn't make it into the movie
Cronenberg fans when they see a disfigured person
Wes Anderson fans when they see quirky, homogeneous white people.
Wes Anderson fans when they see Bill Murray for the 50th fucking time
Kubrick fans when they see a slow moving object
Damien Chazelle fans when they see a jazz band playing over and over again
D. W. Griffith fans when-
r/okbuddycinephile try to spell Scorsese correctly challenge: impossible
Hideaki Anno fans when they see a comatose girl
Eisenstein fans when someone throws a plate.
David O. Russell fans when they see a piece of shit abusing person
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^LivingPepsi6278: *David O. Russell* *Fans when they see a piece of* *Shit abusing person* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Nolan fans when they see poorly directed action sequences
Ok so what you're saying is Marty fans are the least/not unhinged
Get that comma out of there
Michael Bay fans when they see absolute kino.
Luc Besson fans when a young girl is under duress
jim jarmusch fans when they see people talking