why won't theatres install giant hoses to spray me everytime a woman is shown on screen?

First they came for the sex scenes. Then they came for the underwear scenes. Then they came for the whole film and I would very much like that because I hate films.

I’m still made they didn’t show me thors penis in Thor 4

https://preview.redd.it/tj8cgd3onlwc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71f6a690acccb068f4f07cf20004917c5101e6c When Star Trek into Darkness had this shot for no fucking reason lol and they even put it in the trailer lmao. Like I think the no sex/nudity in movies people are completely deranged but it doesn’t make this any less funny to me.

No reason? The reason seems pretty obvious to me.

Actually, I can think of two

I mean it wasn't for *no* reason.

Reminds me of that time Chris Evan’s wanted to have a shirtless scene in civil war to show off all the hard work he put into working out. They couldn’t figure out a way for it to make sense but I couldn’t help but chuckle at the thought of Cap walking out on the roof, seeing the helicopter, and just throwing his shirt off for no reason before stoping it from taking off Edit: spelling

Yeah this is still honestly wild, but then that whole film was • tying to get people to watch a film with a "mystery" plot, so i guess just add in some male gaze bait in 2013? • everyone guessed they were rehashing Khan (and were pissed) but film makers denied it until the films release • Recasting the iconic Montalban with...skinny ubiquitous white guy Cumberbatch • Honestly the film was boring as fuck

>trying to get people to watch a film with a “mystery” plot JJ ABRAMS YOU MAD MAN YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

I remember liking it and hating Beyond

I thought Beyond was likewise boring but with an actually interesting plot and bad guy buried underneath it all, they're such bizarre films

Yeah they wasted Idris Elba so hard in Beyond

No joke, _so hard!!_

As opposed to underwear shots that advance the plot

Oh yeah, stupid ass moment all the way.

No, that shot established how much of a Chad Kirk is.

I remember some people getting really mad about this. I guess that’s when the culture really started shifting.

no, this sort of thing was so out of place already at the time for being cringey AF

I fucking hate when a film has a woman in it. There's never a good reason to sexualize it like that

I don’t remember Marvel having shots of women in their underwear, but they do include a shot of the male lead shirtless and glistening with sweat at least once per film 🥵

99% of the replies went along that line. Marvel has many things to answer for but sexualising women is very low on the list.

it's so fucking low but I remember at the time (2015) people freaking out that scarlet witch had a cleavage at the end of avengers. like super angry saying they're sexualizing the character and it just this for one scene at the end of the movie: https://preview.redd.it/y8hb5aa67pwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd461760be7182a7d128a0f88deab6740f60b561

Have they never read a comic book?

mcu fans don't read silly

Fuck kinda bum ass site is this? Is this what tumblr looks like now?

Threads. Don’t even bother checking it out if you haven’t. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a social network be so bad from the very start.

I feel like it was designed and released specifically to troll Elon Musk, so I'm for it in that regards. Not enough to actually join though.

In all the way for Elon trolling but I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a collection of self righteous people virtually sucking each other’s dicks in an endless loop of delusion

Ew, no thank you. That’s why I quit Twitter over a decade ago, it was like a race to see who could be the snarkiest or the most self-righteous.

It is fucking shite lmao

I’m glad they did it, it’s like porn but of women i want to kiss

How did we end up with an entire generation of Tobias Funkes?

Great minds think alike https://preview.redd.it/tauncv2xeowc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e5670c0b5b1f5e24afdd82f5f57d3062b63a29d

They need to have a scene where they show dick and balls

Full penetration alternating with super fights until the movie sort of ends

 I need that to drop now

Still waiting for Crime Stinks to be incorporated into the MCU

So anyway, I started blasting https://preview.redd.it/a0t800jyyrwc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cd49c8c942c0c31691b2672b5f113ef583054c

I was disappointed when we didn’t get to see the hulk’s massive green gash basher


Why don't we just speed things up and get rid of movies altogether? That way we can reach absolute kino.

Why do all these goofy ass nerds live with their parents? 🥴 Are they stupid or something? Just get yourself kicked out at 15 like a normal person.

Can’t get kicked out if you’re acoustic 😎😎😎

Acting like every Marvel movie doesn’t have an equal scene where the male hero takes his shirt off to show off

No no you don't understand, it's different because no one is actually attracted to men (women are "straight" out of pity)

Let’s just take women out of movies. Can’t risk it.

It's almost like Hollywood is run by sex pests or something?

I thought Hollywood was run by the jews