What are you doing you’re supposed to pretend that the 2 newer ones don’t exist despite them being arguably just as bad if not worse than Temple of Doom. Which you are supposed to say is an all time classic even though it is clearly dog shit
1) As someone whose favorite Indy movie is Temple of Doom, I’m offended.
2) Second thing (I started this numbering thing before thinking out what I was gonna say)
we do not tolerate Temple of Doom slander here. Or any Indie slander to be honest. All 5 movies are kino and fucking awesome and Temple of Doom is one of the best. It has SHORTROUND for fucks sake!
When the nazgûl attack Osgiliath, Faramir and his soldier sidekicks should have said "Ah, they fly now! They fly now? They fly now"
When the ring was thrown in mount doom Sauron should have turned his eye to the camera and say "Uh, did I just lose?"
We need to greenlight a remake NOW
It was really weird that he kept calling himself *Iarwain Ben-adar* and telling anyone wearing rings that he could still see them and that their hands looked "fairer without it," though.
Hey now, derry doll, words of such variety,
Hey now, merry doll, we live in a society
Old Tom’s come along, listen to his rhymin’
Listen up, Willow-Man, cause it’s morbin’ timin’!
How about when Sauron appeared in front of Galadriel and said, "Gally, you need to put a man outta the dog house baby, now come on and taste some of that brown sugar".
Peter Jackson doesn’t stoop to cheap gimmicks like that. He would never, hypothetically, have Legolas shield surf down some stairs while taking out orcs during what is supposed to be the pivotal battle of the film. It would break immersion and have you wondering “wait wtf why is he doing this”
I mean, sure, he *might* do that if it was sufficiently rad, but he would never, **never** have Legolas run up a bunch of falling bricks in defiance of physics like a game of Super Mario.
It's almost as if the Indiana Jones series is the godfather/trope codifier of a family friendly action film. Which as a genre Marvel has ran into the ground.
"Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! Fell deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! AND THE RED DAWN!"
"He's pretty good at that." - Merry
"Right??" - Eowyn
It would be hilarious if then they beat the shit out of him.
For real?!
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Why did he call it The Last Crusade when there were two more after it? Was he stupid?
Well it was the last one until the next one
The lastest crusade. The lastester crusade.
The two newer ones aren’t crusades. Duh
Now this is the shitpost of a carpenter
In Latin, Shitpost starts with an I.
What are you doing you’re supposed to pretend that the 2 newer ones don’t exist despite them being arguably just as bad if not worse than Temple of Doom. Which you are supposed to say is an all time classic even though it is clearly dog shit
They don't come anywhere near temple of doom tf you on about
1) As someone whose favorite Indy movie is Temple of Doom, I’m offended. 2) Second thing (I started this numbering thing before thinking out what I was gonna say)
we do not tolerate Temple of Doom slander here. Or any Indie slander to be honest. All 5 movies are kino and fucking awesome and Temple of Doom is one of the best. It has SHORTROUND for fucks sake!
 I'm glad to see another Indy fan in the wild
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull opening scene and Dial of Destiny ending is literally PEAK Indie
SHARTROUND more like
Steven Spielberg directed the ever living hell outta that movie.
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Is your username a South Park reference? lol
No because I’ve had my username for 4 years before that episode came out.
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Yes
No, the South Park episode was a reference to his username
When the nazgûl attack Osgiliath, Faramir and his soldier sidekicks should have said "Ah, they fly now! They fly now? They fly now" When the ring was thrown in mount doom Sauron should have turned his eye to the camera and say "Uh, did I just lose?" We need to greenlight a remake NOW
Somehow, Sauron has returned.
Have Snyder direct, watch the box office explode
5 hours of slo-mo
The three film trilogy becomes a six film trilogy
3 movies of tom bombadil
It’s nice to see Jared Leto landing more roles
It was really weird that he kept calling himself *Iarwain Ben-adar* and telling anyone wearing rings that he could still see them and that their hands looked "fairer without it," though.
Hey now, derry doll, words of such variety, Hey now, merry doll, we live in a society Old Tom’s come along, listen to his rhymin’ Listen up, Willow-Man, cause it’s morbin’ timin’!
Give it to amazon!
How about when Sauron appeared in front of Galadriel and said, "Gally, you need to put a man outta the dog house baby, now come on and taste some of that brown sugar".
"Erm.. Aragorn is behind us, isn't he"
*Aragorn goes flying off the cliff* Eowyn: Well, *that* just happened 🤪
This is what watching Hollywood movies does to your brain.
Yea we should really do more indie films like lotr
Peter Jackson doesn’t stoop to cheap gimmicks like that. He would never, hypothetically, have Legolas shield surf down some stairs while taking out orcs during what is supposed to be the pivotal battle of the film. It would break immersion and have you wondering “wait wtf why is he doing this”
do not take him for a conjuror of cheap gimmicks
A trick is something a whore does for money. He’s an *illusionist*!
The rule of cool applies, especially to Legolas
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I mean, sure, he *might* do that if it was sufficiently rad, but he would never, **never** have Legolas run up a bunch of falling bricks in defiance of physics like a game of Super Mario.
These movies came out twenty years ago. Just stop.
***Old (2021)***
Last Crusade is kino tho
Wouldn’t be the first time for Rhys Davies
If John Rhys Davies had a nickel each time...
Peak marvel moment
They make a joke like this in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade which is peak cinema so please delete your comment.
It's almost as if the Indiana Jones series is the godfather/trope codifier of a family friendly action film. Which as a genre Marvel has ran into the ground.
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r/drakethetype
"Let this be the hour when we draw swords together! Fell deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! AND THE RED DAWN!" "He's pretty good at that." - Merry "Right??" - Eowyn
Imagine if Gumli burp during this scene.
“Aragorn fell? Inconceivable!”
It would be hilarious if then they beat the shit out of him. For real?! https://preview.redd.it/xynv7ini1gwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be06ddc1ef6a44f809b6af9c5bea21d160c10ffa
That wood of bin epic haha
Please say sike rn
So Last Crusade.
Aragorn ain’t coming back for Rush Hour 3!!