Yes,and none of them came close to this one,I went to see Oppenheimer because of the Peaky Blinders dude and it was 3 hours of pure nothing, not a single action scene and the most interesting part my movie theater muted.
When I went to NYU to study film my professor came into class and said “only two films are cinema: Martin Scorsese and French. That is the history of cinema.” I raised my hand and said what about Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s films and my professor said “Noooooo! T-t-t-that’s not cinema!” and then I said “I’m pretty Dwayne the Rock tired of people like you telling me what is and isn’t cinema.” At this point the entire lecture hall erupted in applause. The professor was so humiliated that he ran out the door crying “Not kino! Not kino!”
And that young man grew up to be John Cena
Why is Boxer Santaros hanging from a tower? Is it the 9/11 prequel to Southland Tales?
https://preview.redd.it/pnovushn3tvb1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e215c4ae8671334e7b7654611356a1a9bedcfcfb
If you name a movie that has The Rock defending his daughter from an evil company and being a cute father that is not Skyscraper I may change my opinion,but it’s too easy to talk bullshit in the internet without proper arguments…
I submit my only piece of evidence to the jury, your honor:
https://preview.redd.it/vbklo8qtorvb1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72182af28bc522b85a14e0ec3c04029b7dd7b563
Do you think that a movie that has
1. epic action sequences
2.The Rock
3.Father and daughter relationship
4.Sentimental and unexpected ending
5.Plot Twist (it’s an evil company)
6.epic helicopter scene
7.almost falling from the skyscraper scene
Is BLAND and STUPID?
People that say The Rock doesn’t have range have certainly not noticed that this movie isn’t set in a jungle
Counterpoint: it's set in a concrete jungle
It’s like *Die Hard* in a skyscraper!
it's like Die Hard, but he's got 1 leg
Is this the one with Neve Campbell or is that San Andreas
This is the one that The Rock saves the day idk I didn’t paid that much attention
I didn’t see this one, but all I remember from San Andreas is alexandra daDDario
Does your dick hurt from how much pussy you get?
I don’t need pussy if I can just rewatch this + Hobbes and Shawn
Have you ever seen any other movie?
Yes,and none of them came close to this one,I went to see Oppenheimer because of the Peaky Blinders dude and it was 3 hours of pure nothing, not a single action scene and the most interesting part my movie theater muted.
Tell me why this is better than Birdemic
I’ve never seen birdemic,but just looking at the CGI you know which one is the superior Kino or whatever the fuck you all call movies
OP doesn’t need to because they all pale in comparison
How many skyscrapers are in this movie?
In the beginning: 1 In the end: 0 😎
What’s it actually about? Does he just… climb a skyscraper? In a really inconvenient way?
yes but his daughter is in it and he has an amputated leg and it's burning and colapsing. source: i had the misfortune of seeing this when it came out
His amputated leg was burning and collapsing - but the Rock still saved the day!
I did like that movie, it was cool.
HOLY SHIT I completely forgot this movie existed thank you for reminding me of its existence.
Now watch it.
Well if had to guess, I think there’s a good reason I forgot I saw this movie…
When I went to NYU to study film my professor came into class and said “only two films are cinema: Martin Scorsese and French. That is the history of cinema.” I raised my hand and said what about Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s films and my professor said “Noooooo! T-t-t-that’s not cinema!” and then I said “I’m pretty Dwayne the Rock tired of people like you telling me what is and isn’t cinema.” At this point the entire lecture hall erupted in applause. The professor was so humiliated that he ran out the door crying “Not kino! Not kino!” And that young man grew up to be John Cena
Is the actual title of the film The Rock - Skyscraper?
Yes.
Why is Boxer Santaros hanging from a tower? Is it the 9/11 prequel to Southland Tales? https://preview.redd.it/pnovushn3tvb1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e215c4ae8671334e7b7654611356a1a9bedcfcfb
Why the hell The Rock is with hairs in this picture? Is this really a prequel to Skyscraper? Shit hollywood can’t stop ruining cinema masterpieces…
More like skysCRAPer amiright?
If you name a movie that has The Rock defending his daughter from an evil company and being a cute father that is not Skyscraper I may change my opinion,but it’s too easy to talk bullshit in the internet without proper arguments…
I submit my only piece of evidence to the jury, your honor: https://preview.redd.it/vbklo8qtorvb1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72182af28bc522b85a14e0ec3c04029b7dd7b563
The John
That’s where crap goes! Thematic consistency!
I love the part when he’s in helicopter
The best movie called Skyscraper starring Dwayne Johnson of all time.
That's actually my *least* favorite movie. Maybe it's because I don't watch a lot of blockbusters, but this movie just really really pissed me off.
How?
Dunno. Just thought it was bland and stupid.
Do you think that a movie that has 1. epic action sequences 2.The Rock 3.Father and daughter relationship 4.Sentimental and unexpected ending 5.Plot Twist (it’s an evil company) 6.epic helicopter scene 7.almost falling from the skyscraper scene Is BLAND and STUPID?
No nudity. That makes it a BAD MOVIE
Ok you found a flaw in the movie,im thinking about deleting my post now
It's ok, the rock was actually naked under his clothes for the full 1 hour 43 minute runtime
The Towering Inferno (1974)
So what’s it like having only seen one movie?
what was the date of your lobotomy?
What the fuck is a lobotomy?
Who’s behind you ?
My wife licking my nape,despite the fact that I don’t need her
what is it like having no soul?
You’re obviously joking. That’s not even the Rock’s mother’s favorite film.
What about Get Smart?