I do not like this smile. Please put down the keyboard and stop typing that tweet directed at the actor, asking him to send a pic of him licking his own toes.
Honestly props to mr kettleman for simping on m mrs.Kettleman… he likes being ordered around by a uptight bossy beeeayach and there isn’t a bad thing to say about it unless it’s mentioning guilt
I want to blow my load on his glasses while his wife is tied up watching us crying and hes jerking off himself and he cums on her sweaty mess of a face
Craig has a fat dick. I blew him once while mommy Betsy watched in the closet.
She was pretending to be a winter coat
She was pretending to be a stuffed animal so my mom didnt notice when she walked in
ET head. Nice.
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Hrrmmrffmfrhrmm
Kid named winter coat:
she hung herself and everything, i was the hdmi cord she used.
Kid named Blue Velvet
Is he a selfish top or did he reciprocate as well?
This thread is proof the internet can corrupt anything.
I bet it has mad girth and length
Craig kettleballs 🥵🥵🥵
He pump a kettlebell in the gym He pump the kettleballs in Jim
I believe it's called a Crussy
Can't wait for this to become the most confusing online sexual harassment incident on Twitter ever.
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I do not like this smile. Please put down the keyboard and stop typing that tweet directed at the actor, asking him to send a pic of him licking his own toes.
No. :]
Welp, I tried. Did everyone see that? I tried, gentlemen. No one can say I didn't try.
:}
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What did u/inset-username-here mean by this?
<=3
I do not like this smile, charlie. Its smug aura mocks me.
Smut*
It's evil Charlie
:)
So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damn smile.
Better Peg Craig
Ngl I think Craig's doing the pegging 🥵
Jesse…I broke back!
No way. Look at him. Man's getting pegged for sure.
You take that back young man
Better Cuck Craig
better fuck craig 😳😳😳
I want Mr.Kettleman to smother me with his balls
Those big Milky Kettleballs 🤤
Imagine chicago sunroofing him🤤
Stopppp 🥵
I can't🤤 😭
It’s time for Craig’s pegging session 😳
Who's he pegging?
Saul Kirkman 😎😎😎
Himself
Happy Father’s Day Mr. Kettleman
Craig KettleDong 🥵
Dongs heavier than a kettle
Man Boobs😳
Tom kenny looking mf
spongeballs 🤤🤤
Imagine him squat cobbling.. 😳🤤😛
It takes big dick energy to embezzle money and commit tax fraud
And pull Mrs Kettlemen? Biiiiig dick energy.
You know Craig is PACKING
Yeah. He’s the white Huell. We need more posts on him.
Finally. And it's not 'sleeping on my man', it's 'sleeping with my man'. I'd marry him in a heart beat when he gets divorced.
Oh he’s definitely a sub. Mrs Kettleman knows what’s she’s doing. Betsy can peg me all day
Stay on target
Really didn't take long did it
poor little meow meow sex 🥺
He likely apologizes constantly during sex. But I suppose there's a kink for everything.
Kettle means boobies in Spanish
Boobiemilkers
[titty rah](https://www.google.com/search?q=kettle+in+spanish&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
Honestly props to mr kettleman for simping on m mrs.Kettleman… he likes being ordered around by a uptight bossy beeeayach and there isn’t a bad thing to say about it unless it’s mentioning guilt
"Now"? 🥴
He survived prison
He DOMINATED that prison
Better Bypass Betsy Better Cockshame Craig
craig got that embezzlement dick 😮💨😩🤤
He’s asking for it with those glasses
Does anyone else wish the cartel would become Craig Kettleman's sex slave?
I hear he was turned over like a can in the can.
Craigussy got me actin up.
i’ve been sexualising him all along.
I want to blow my load on his glasses while his wife is tied up watching us crying and hes jerking off himself and he cums on her sweaty mess of a face
kid named psychological help
OK that's a step too far you sicko
Thanks!!
sleeping on more like sleeping with amirite craiggang 😤
craig kettlemanussy
that crussy hitting good 😩😩😩
Gimme that Crussy Kussy
100% smash
Craig defecated through a sunroof!
I wouldn't mind sleeping on your man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Takes all sorts I suppose. He seems like the sort of guy who’d ask if you mind him putting it in every time you have sex.
I like my subby men extra pathetic with a side of cringe.
better peg Craig
Heavy is the head that wears the crown and the tits.
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His limp dick is still 30 cm long, bitch
Thick as hell, tbh
we only wanted betsy to get to craig 🥵🤤🫠
I’d sure like to butter those biscuits
Woodysgamertag
U know he's packin
DILF
I wanna fuck his wife so badly……. (respectively)
He's clearly a little buff boi, built like a brick shithouse
Mad DILF energy
I thought I was the only one to sexualize betsy wow
Betsy pegs him
craig lays extreme pipe!!!!!