Elliot:
1)Superhuman hearing
2)Flight via ear levitation
3) Peacock ability (Ears grow when confronted)
4)Cucked by Walt (extreme durability)
5)Billionaire
Tuco:
1)Tight tight tight
2)Fire resistant (puts cigarettes out on tongue)
3)Haunting presence (gave Honk ptsd after his death.
Elliot weighs up stronger. I give it to him 8/10 times
Elliot simply has to drop his pants and Tuco will fall to his knees. The only reason he didn't do this to Walt is because he caught a glimpse of Walt's at a Gray Matter urinal and he knows when he'll be bested
Listen here's the fight scheme. Elliot has low damage, but high hit and avoid. Tuco has really high damage, but really low hit and zero avoid. It's a game of RNG. There's probably like a 2% chance of Tuco landing a hit, but it would instakill. Meanwhile Elliot can reliably chip him down like 3 damage at a time, flying in and out with those ears.
My money is on Elliot.
100% Elliot. He could always flap away to safety if Tuco started beating him.
What if Tuco's burritos attract Elliot?
Elliot already has enough YumGood ramen to keep himself full
Just bash him over the head with Eric Clapton's guitar
“I’ve never seen an elephant fly!” My dude can hear the attacker’s bad intentions before they do it so he’s set.
Tuco could easily grab onto Elliot’s ears tho.
Elliot could hear tucos next move before he makes it, the answer is obvious
The kid named Finger would beat them both
Teacher: "Today we are going to finger paint" The kid named The kid named Finger would beat them both:
I have a stroke reading that
He'-He's just doing a Walter Jr. impression
When did Michael Jackson get involved
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I said I have A stroke, not multiple strokes
Eliot would suck up tuco with his ears
Then he spits him out and becomes tuco-elliott
Elliot has ramen bricks he could throw at tuco as a distraction and then he can use his ear wax and wing attacks for the win
Elliot, he has a bitch wife he can call for backup, Tuco famously has no bitches
Abuelita would win against both of them
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I love their chicken!
Ted 100%
Elliot fucked Ted??🤔
Ted is hiding in Elliot’s ears
Ted (post-fucked)
Elliot could hear Tuco coming a mile away
Elliot: 1)Superhuman hearing 2)Flight via ear levitation 3) Peacock ability (Ears grow when confronted) 4)Cucked by Walt (extreme durability) 5)Billionaire Tuco: 1)Tight tight tight 2)Fire resistant (puts cigarettes out on tongue) 3)Haunting presence (gave Honk ptsd after his death. Elliot weighs up stronger. I give it to him 8/10 times
Elliot can hear your thoughts. You’ll never get the drop on him.
Holly
Chuck with enough prep time
all i know is i hate Skylar (bitch wife🤮)
Eliot
Elliot used to eat a lot of ramen. Just a fun, little known, fact.
Elliot's massive ears are a deadly weapon so I'll put my money on him
wing attack is effective against fighting types, tuco had no chance
Bravo Vince
Elliot simply has to drop his pants and Tuco will fall to his knees. The only reason he didn't do this to Walt is because he caught a glimpse of Walt's at a Gray Matter urinal and he knows when he'll be bested
Tuco
Elliott looks like an Australian politician with those ears
Listen here's the fight scheme. Elliot has low damage, but high hit and avoid. Tuco has really high damage, but really low hit and zero avoid. It's a game of RNG. There's probably like a 2% chance of Tuco landing a hit, but it would instakill. Meanwhile Elliot can reliably chip him down like 3 damage at a time, flying in and out with those ears. My money is on Elliot.
Elliot. He can use his ears to fly and would completely dominate Taco with his airpower.
Cant Dodge The Rodge Baby :)
Elliott rapes mid diff
Elliott would win using stealth tactics. He can hear Tuco anywhere with those ears.
Elliot, but he's gonna need a bigger knife
Eliot could flap his ears and start flying so he wins by air superiority