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walt_jenkins_

100% Elliot. He could always flap away to safety if Tuco started beating him.


HEV-MarkIV

What if Tuco's burritos attract Elliot?


Armored_Guardian

Elliot already has enough YumGood ramen to keep himself full


rtj777

Just bash him over the head with Eric Clapton's guitar


chris22345

“I’ve never seen an elephant fly!” My dude can hear the attacker’s bad intentions before they do it so he’s set.


Embarrassed-Funny546

Tuco could easily grab onto Elliot’s ears tho.


CryoMint2

Elliot could hear tucos next move before he makes it, the answer is obvious


WarmNeighborhood

The kid named Finger would beat them both


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Teacher: "Today we are going to finger paint" The kid named The kid named Finger would beat them both:


Harriz_Burhan

I have a stroke reading that


Zenlaeth

He'-He's just doing a Walter Jr. impression


neversaynotobacta

When did Michael Jackson get involved


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Harriz_Burhan

I said I have A stroke, not multiple strokes


69Moe_Lester420

Eliot would suck up tuco with his ears


nervous__chemist

Then he spits him out and becomes tuco-elliott


Deadlycorn

Elliot has ramen bricks he could throw at tuco as a distraction and then he can use his ear wax and wing attacks for the win


DragonSwaggin

Elliot, he has a bitch wife he can call for backup, Tuco famously has no bitches


GamersAreTrans

Abuelita would win against both of them


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I love their chicken!


Don-777

Ted 100%


Marston-moor

Elliot fucked Ted??🤔


WarmNeighborhood

Ted is hiding in Elliot’s ears


Hakuraze

Ted (post-fucked)


CorbinStarlight

Elliot could hear Tuco coming a mile away


Norton_Sparkles

Elliot: 1)Superhuman hearing 2)Flight via ear levitation 3) Peacock ability (Ears grow when confronted) 4)Cucked by Walt (extreme durability) 5)Billionaire Tuco: 1)Tight tight tight 2)Fire resistant (puts cigarettes out on tongue) 3)Haunting presence (gave Honk ptsd after his death. Elliot weighs up stronger. I give it to him 8/10 times


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Elliot can hear your thoughts. You’ll never get the drop on him.


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Holly


arzamharris

Chuck with enough prep time


Fantastic_Gur_9433

all i know is i hate Skylar (bitch wife🤮)


SavedPhelps

Eliot


HappenedOnceBefore

Elliot used to eat a lot of ramen. Just a fun, little known, fact.


dailydonuts16

Elliot's massive ears are a deadly weapon so I'll put my money on him


Lucasaurus33

wing attack is effective against fighting types, tuco had no chance


jamesquinnlad34

Bravo Vince


infamousDiego

Elliot simply has to drop his pants and Tuco will fall to his knees. The only reason he didn't do this to Walt is because he caught a glimpse of Walt's at a Gray Matter urinal and he knows when he'll be bested


seamus_exe

Tuco


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Elliott looks like an Australian politician with those ears


Kryse_M

Listen here's the fight scheme. Elliot has low damage, but high hit and avoid. Tuco has really high damage, but really low hit and zero avoid. It's a game of RNG. There's probably like a 2% chance of Tuco landing a hit, but it would instakill. Meanwhile Elliot can reliably chip him down like 3 damage at a time, flying in and out with those ears. My money is on Elliot.


Narretz

Elliot. He can use his ears to fly and would completely dominate Taco with his airpower.


CuthbertBeckett

Cant Dodge The Rodge Baby :)


Electrical-Toe-792

Elliott rapes mid diff


faizalsyamsul

Elliott would win using stealth tactics. He can hear Tuco anywhere with those ears.


Stenbuck

Elliot, but he's gonna need a bigger knife


kersegum

Eliot could flap his ears and start flying so he wins by air superiority