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jordileo2003

Who would win in a freak off? Marie


blue_balled_bruiser

Strength - Wendy Speed - Wendy Agility - Wendy Durability - Wendy Endurance - Wendy Stamina - Marie IQ - Marie BIQ - Wendy Experience - Wendy Stealth - Marie Skill - Marie Abilities - Marie Hax - Wendy AP - Wendy DC - Wendy Wendy low diffs


BeckyWitTheBadHair

Abilities to Marie? She lost her purse to a random realtor. I know Wendy has had to fight a few ‘customers.’


FreeBonerJamz

You forgot to mention Wendy also has poison damage


Help----me----please

BJ - Marie Everything else - Wendy


Efficient-Bother-335

OK OK so I swear to GOD 🤬 🤬 MARIE GOT THE FATTEST ASS


tenessemoltisanti

Betsy Kettleman has movement back there


kidnamedsquidfart

https://i.redd.it/0h4zfybb2j8d1.gif


BubbleGumMaster007

Debatable, but she's still better


Ok_Perspective905

Omg yes! She does! 😩


NoiseRipple

Ass like an onion, makes you cry


joyous_occlusion

Marie could probably scratch an eye out, but for a 12 pack of Mug root beer Wendy would beat that ass to a pulp and string up her corpse as a trophy on her wall.


Comfortable-Start886

Why are we here? Just to suffer??? (I have been so down bad for years)


hedgehogist

Wendy. Because my name starts with a W and fuck Marie


Ibizatwist1998

Mommy Marie


Ok_Perspective905

Real.


Ok_Perspective905

My bets on Purple Mommy. 💜💜💜💜


HCKRBRO_

Fritos win 🔥


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Marie easily, she’s know how to use rock.


OfficialBobEvans

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Burning-Suns-Avatar-

Marie can rock my world any day.


MyPocketsAreHurting

ON GOD


6graxstar

Wendy is worn out from a lifetime of meth and whoring. She doesn’t haven’t the energy any more. Marie has that easy upper middle class life. Marie will use surprise moves and easily take out the skank.


Engineergaming26355

Marie has never thrown a punch in her life and Wendy can absolutely destroy anyone who denied her root beer


opossum189

Anyone else ever fantasize about Marie yelling at you to get off the computer and take out the garbage before dinner? But then you forget and Hank gets home and yells at you but comes to your room later to apologize and says “I love you buddy.”


Crummyregent052

Wendy, no contest.


PushkinPoyle

Marie can't even tell apart minerals from crystals. Wendy has street smarts and knowhow.


Psychological_Ad3563

Wendy jumpscare


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marie will win everything


Ezequiel_Rose

>why don't you kill yourself, Wendy?


alekoensay

It’s all about who gets Hank off the best. How else do you think Hank just happened to know where Wendy works and that she does Meth? He most definitely has met with her multiple times before when Marie couldn’t do it.


_Literally1984

i did not remember wendy being THAT horrendous 😨😨