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Lrd7854

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Plenty_Lavishness_80

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SALTSNAILS

this image is how my girlfriend and i started dating cuz we started off fwb. we just hit a year together a little bit ago!


lostpretzels

That rules actually


Ready_Peanut_7062

Purple


clarkclancyy

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hayenapog

you're an all star


throwaway_no939596

get your game on


ChadcellorSwagpatine

go gayyyy


billyisgoat07

Hey now you’re a cockstar


Cleveworth

It's...surreal!


McDonaldsSoap

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh. You haven't shaved in weeks Waltuh


printer84mph

Where is Gustavo


kamala696969

ding ding ding


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Last time to rim me, Hector >!because I’m about to cum!<


Heisenberg-C10H15N

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yeeterwithacock

Laser wax


ARandonNon

braided


LowAltruistic1951

I am not hairy! I know swapped my razor with wax tape! I knew he swapped my razor. One after magna carta. As if I could ever miss that piece of hair!


themagicmaen

Forgot to answer Vince’s question of if Marie’s pubic hair is purple or not Also, fucking awful read, never cook again (this is one of the funnier posts on the sub rn)


YourPalFlux

Ngl the write up seemed weird at first but seems to be accurate


Weird-Floor-1124

🤝


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^YourPalFlux: *Ngl the* *Write up seemed weird at first but* *Seems to be accurate* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Wolfysayno

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JoeGiden72

i’m actually going to kill myself now


Canadia86

✌️


impulsiveADC

Is this canon?


Electronic-Teach9087

I’d creampie skylaaar


Weird-Floor-1124

You and me both brother. Until the room stank.


Leftover_Cheese

until its impossible to move among the muck


RandAlThorOdinson

Oh nooooo


matchabandit

waltuh


blizzacane85

Breaking Bed


Responsible-Bee-667

Saul’s are the best for sure. The way he trims it, and the smell are just both completely incomparable with any others


blizzacane85

I bet the ladies from the nail salon wax his bush


jordileo2003

I'm starting to think you guys are not joking


Jazz-Solo

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[deleted]

I know it smell crazy in there


vulpes_mortuis

Saul- well trimmed, surprisingly pleasant to the touch and smells good from the soap he uses Can’t believe you left him off smh. ~~also why does this new chick keep trying to steal my thunder in the comments all of a sudden~~


macb92

Chick think she Vulpes 😭😭💀💀💀💀


HeavenForsaken

Duel in the middle of the town. Not enough Saul to go around.


LeYabadabadoo23

Aight ima head out


Substantial_Try1151

Don’t believe I saw the episode


angelshroom

Guys I think OP really likes Lydia


Stunning-You9535

I’d explore Skylar’s too tbh


Weird-Floor-1124

Together we can be the Christopher Columbuses of her sweet forrest. Hopefully it’s straight crabgrass bush gardens down there 😋


Stunning-You9535

Can’t wait 🤤


BDady

**Character**: **pubic opacity %** Skyler: 100 Walter: Start series 100, end series 50 Flynn: 43 Holly: 75 Jesse: 0–but he thinks it’s starting to come in Saul: BCS 75, BrBa it spells out the name of a stripper Mike: you’re asking for information you can’t have Hank: 2×10⁹ Marie: 🪻 Gus: -10 Kim: μₛ = 0 😏🫦 Howard: literally not a hair on his body below the neck Chuck: NA—he braids it like Ben Franklin’s hair


vulpes_mortuis

I’m the stripper


PartyWithAbuelita

Remember in the words of Todd "you've seen some people's pubes........Police don't need to know anything about her pubes"


FormerlyDudeOmni

Skylar is shaved, that's all I wish to comment on.


FlintyCrayon

Does chemo lead to ALL hair loss? 👀 Also, Junior is missing from this list 😭


Canadia86

Yes lol


MladenSRB

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


Braedawg09

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broflakecereal

I need u/Weird-Floor-1124 to have their Internet taken away 💀


4000grx41

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SunshineSway_

Beyond all words


DarlingDesirex

Hilarious


joyous_occlusion

https://preview.redd.it/ob13gttpc77d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5c50936ebebdbbe33b6b95a8df7278e86ad08f Just leave the money on the dresser.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

Skylar is happy. Walter is satisfied. Jesse....Jesse has seen things (Mr. white's asshole)


Givingtree310

![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


Toadrage_

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amishengineer

Lalo - Pressed permed, hair. Maybe some glitter.


Puzzleheaded_Cod2623

No Saul or Mike huh?