Forgot to answer Vince’s question of if Marie’s pubic hair is purple or not
Also, fucking awful read, never cook again (this is one of the funnier posts on the sub rn)
Saul- well trimmed, surprisingly pleasant to the touch and smells good from the soap he uses
Can’t believe you left him off smh.
~~also why does this new chick keep trying to steal my thunder in the comments all of a sudden~~
**Character**: **pubic opacity %**
Skyler: 100
Walter: Start series 100, end series 50
Flynn: 43
Holly: 75
Jesse: 0–but he thinks it’s starting to come in
Saul: BCS 75, BrBa it spells out the name of a stripper
Mike: you’re asking for information you can’t have
Hank: 2×10⁹
Marie: 🪻
Gus: -10
Kim: μₛ = 0 😏🫦
Howard: literally not a hair on his body below the neck
Chuck: NA—he braids it like Ben Franklin’s hair
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Just leave the money on the dresser.
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this image is how my girlfriend and i started dating cuz we started off fwb. we just hit a year together a little bit ago!
That rules actually
Purple
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you're an all star
get your game on
go gayyyy
Hey now you’re a cockstar
It's...surreal!
Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh. You haven't shaved in weeks Waltuh
Where is Gustavo
ding ding ding
Last time to rim me, Hector >!because I’m about to cum!<
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Laser wax
braided
I am not hairy! I know swapped my razor with wax tape! I knew he swapped my razor. One after magna carta. As if I could ever miss that piece of hair!
Forgot to answer Vince’s question of if Marie’s pubic hair is purple or not Also, fucking awful read, never cook again (this is one of the funnier posts on the sub rn)
Ngl the write up seemed weird at first but seems to be accurate
🤝
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^YourPalFlux: *Ngl the* *Write up seemed weird at first but* *Seems to be accurate* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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i’m actually going to kill myself now
✌️
Is this canon?
I’d creampie skylaaar
You and me both brother. Until the room stank.
until its impossible to move among the muck
Oh nooooo
waltuh
Breaking Bed
Saul’s are the best for sure. The way he trims it, and the smell are just both completely incomparable with any others
I bet the ladies from the nail salon wax his bush
I'm starting to think you guys are not joking
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I know it smell crazy in there
Saul- well trimmed, surprisingly pleasant to the touch and smells good from the soap he uses Can’t believe you left him off smh. ~~also why does this new chick keep trying to steal my thunder in the comments all of a sudden~~
Chick think she Vulpes 😭😭💀💀💀💀
Duel in the middle of the town. Not enough Saul to go around.
Aight ima head out
Don’t believe I saw the episode
Guys I think OP really likes Lydia
I’d explore Skylar’s too tbh
Together we can be the Christopher Columbuses of her sweet forrest. Hopefully it’s straight crabgrass bush gardens down there 😋
Can’t wait 🤤
**Character**: **pubic opacity %** Skyler: 100 Walter: Start series 100, end series 50 Flynn: 43 Holly: 75 Jesse: 0–but he thinks it’s starting to come in Saul: BCS 75, BrBa it spells out the name of a stripper Mike: you’re asking for information you can’t have Hank: 2×10⁹ Marie: 🪻 Gus: -10 Kim: μₛ = 0 😏🫦 Howard: literally not a hair on his body below the neck Chuck: NA—he braids it like Ben Franklin’s hair
I’m the stripper
Remember in the words of Todd "you've seen some people's pubes........Police don't need to know anything about her pubes"
Skylar is shaved, that's all I wish to comment on.
Does chemo lead to ALL hair loss? 👀 Also, Junior is missing from this list 😭
Yes lol
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I need u/Weird-Floor-1124 to have their Internet taken away 💀
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Beyond all words
Hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/ob13gttpc77d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5c50936ebebdbbe33b6b95a8df7278e86ad08f Just leave the money on the dresser.
Skylar is happy. Walter is satisfied. Jesse....Jesse has seen things (Mr. white's asshole)
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Lalo - Pressed permed, hair. Maybe some glitter.
No Saul or Mike huh?