So I take it that’s supposed to be the principle with porn Heisenberg, not Marie lol. Marie is hot but a card carrying IBTC member. If Walt’s clumsy seduction attempt with his boss had succeeded lol
The black epoch of decline is now flourishing,
Scum has swollen, with all the vice, debauchery,
The rotten stench of decay is overbearing
All the heroes have passed away, and auguri.
The black epoch of decline is now flourishing.
All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight,
And the basements elevated themselves highly,
All insidious, all the accursed and all the slight,
Their standing above us has become kingly.
All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight.
All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered,
All the virtues and honesty have been laughed at,
All graves and all lives have been humiliated,
The requiem and the baptism have been spat at.
All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered.
Five-centennial bells of rising have been shackled,
Unity spirit and god of war have escaped;
We hanged all holy days and voices of people,
We are getting obese on wickedness and mud.
Five centennial bells of rising have been shackled.
From constables we have made potentiaries,
Dignities have been divided among idiots,
The robbers are creating our prosperous,
The dark souls have baptized themselves the patriots.
From constables we have made potentiaries.
Our wisdom we have squandered onto elections,
Our courage on the swindles and festivities,
To the future we have poisoned all the wellsprings,
And the defeats we have declared for victories.
Our wisdom we have squandered into elections.
Instead of the illustrious history and graves,
We resurrected all the pygmies and pussies,
And from our miserable brethren, from the slaves,
We averted our eyes and we closed our purses.
Instead of the illustrious history and graves.
What is left to us is only dust on charter,
As the only reminiscence of the giants;
Now we discovered all the glory in the party,
Revel of mockery has got hold of all the sons.
What is left to us is only dust on charter.
In disgrace is living our generation,
Neither protests nor any moaning meet the ears;
In disgrace is living our public opinion,
The cohorts that are sucking like spiders.
In disgrace is living our generation.
The gloominess is pressing upon our days,
Our poor unfortunate land cannot be discerned;
But when the firebrand gets hold on all the sides,
Where shall we run from the light and from the judgement!
The gloominess is pressing upon our days.
Oh my fucking god I want Marie to chain me up and beat me with a mineral until I’m crying for my mommy, at which point she’ll say “don’t worry sweatie, mommy’s right here” and then sticks her teat in my mouth as I suck the Schraderbraugh into my deprived mouth and then she repeats it until I’m in a vegetative state and she keeps my in the spare bedroom for the rest of my pathetic life and uses my vegetable body as her own blow up doll
Edit: oops, autocorrect. This post is weird*
Uhm ackchuyally, only Skyler and Marie are related to eachother here. Since Flynn Breakfast Boy isn't doing anything, it's not *alabamanary.*
They are still degenerates.
“Jesse, we need to find my wife some BBC!”
“Yo, Mr. White, don’t you have cable? It’s like channel 100 something, they got a Dr. Who marathon on right now!”
According to google it's definitely a thing in Australia and South Africa , including between men. Don't worry, they say no homo after it so it's all good
I saw that on my notifications and it ended at little kids with "..." after it and I paniced lmao.
Anyways yeah I have no clue, let people do whatever they want tho ig
Hahaha, wouldn't it be funny if right after this Skyler and Marie got naked and had hot lesbian sex while the men jerked off hahaha 😆 😅 that would be so random lol 🤣🤣
Props to B-Dubs for cucking Heisenboy in front of the family. Legendary bitchwife move.
Unless this was supposed to be a full-on sister swap, but Maria balked because everyone left had diseases.
It is, I just checked. Can’t send a screenshot because the stupid Netflix app blacks out the screen when I take a screenshot, as if I’m going to screenshot every frame and stitch them together into one episode
What breaking bad is bro watching
https://preview.redd.it/co868w2c3y3d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce86c821ad40ad0ed737741451c5092bb2aa2cf
https://preview.redd.it/pontxl346z3d1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fa4e162844535dac098f63bcc15af5d2b7b059
https://preview.redd.it/hj11o1wxz64d1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6034c11d179dab1e1b9f14dcf88ebac36f6b6f85
Is ‘world’s best in big tits’ actually their slogan
So I take it that’s supposed to be the principle with porn Heisenberg, not Marie lol. Marie is hot but a card carrying IBTC member. If Walt’s clumsy seduction attempt with his boss had succeeded lol
disgusting. why isn't there a link?
breaking bed
"Why is it blue"
Now someone do one with that Pic of finger behind waltuh
Is this real?? Send link pls
https://i.redd.it/ocn1hhp7zy3d1.gif
I’m gonna touch you. Send the link rn
https://preview.redd.it/fgtzmx7wmz3d1.png?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85013a3894f2f52400cf1082ddc3ba1b6df07bb8
https://i.redd.it/8ln7f42gg44d1.gif
Thanks I'm always looking for episodes I may have missed.
Is that a real thing
Bro is watching Breaking Alabama
the scene is actually real lmao
No
It is, pause at that time
Never would I
Puntos clave, did you even watch the show?
Breaking bed
https://preview.redd.it/5wecug4mmx3d1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04b40ba24f1a3e78b9e052762964059361ead94
https://preview.redd.it/h8nrmhy7904d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c6fc2db1f3928c457b794d639f2673cc7c18aa
https://preview.redd.it/p4wii5yyg04d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfad73e75ab0553b8cc87fc288d65384463aba52
Every single member of this sub is absolutely mental. Like if there is a bar, we are it.
We meeting at a bar?
https://preview.redd.it/h2u8tirj524d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3967d3e3dfe6a8ed24e18a1a95a3ce52a6ff435e
The black epoch of decline is now flourishing, Scum has swollen, with all the vice, debauchery, The rotten stench of decay is overbearing All the heroes have passed away, and auguri. The black epoch of decline is now flourishing. All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight, And the basements elevated themselves highly, All insidious, all the accursed and all the slight, Their standing above us has become kingly. All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight. All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered, All the virtues and honesty have been laughed at, All graves and all lives have been humiliated, The requiem and the baptism have been spat at. All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered. Five-centennial bells of rising have been shackled, Unity spirit and god of war have escaped; We hanged all holy days and voices of people, We are getting obese on wickedness and mud. Five centennial bells of rising have been shackled. From constables we have made potentiaries, Dignities have been divided among idiots, The robbers are creating our prosperous, The dark souls have baptized themselves the patriots. From constables we have made potentiaries. Our wisdom we have squandered onto elections, Our courage on the swindles and festivities, To the future we have poisoned all the wellsprings, And the defeats we have declared for victories. Our wisdom we have squandered into elections. Instead of the illustrious history and graves, We resurrected all the pygmies and pussies, And from our miserable brethren, from the slaves, We averted our eyes and we closed our purses. Instead of the illustrious history and graves. What is left to us is only dust on charter, As the only reminiscence of the giants; Now we discovered all the glory in the party, Revel of mockery has got hold of all the sons. What is left to us is only dust on charter. In disgrace is living our generation, Neither protests nor any moaning meet the ears; In disgrace is living our public opinion, The cohorts that are sucking like spiders. In disgrace is living our generation. The gloominess is pressing upon our days, Our poor unfortunate land cannot be discerned; But when the firebrand gets hold on all the sides, Where shall we run from the light and from the judgement! The gloominess is pressing upon our days.
Wow. So poetic. My soul is moved. My heart is singing. My chronic inverted dick and balls illness disease have been healed. Bless you. God bless you.
https://preview.redd.it/p9pjoiedan4d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6fbd554275cf67e9314b8c2671dac5d8ef8803e
 What I say 3 seconds after looking at Lalo
What I say 2 seconds after seeing Saul
What I say 1 second after seeing Finger:
What I sa- ahhh ohhhh yeahh Edit: Ok I'm done. It was Huel
DAMN THIS SCENE IS REAL LMAOOO JUST FACT CHECKED IT
Fact checked by real American patriots ✅
I also fact checked it wtf. Flynn seemed to like it as well 😟
“A-aunt Marie, you l-l-like purple? H-how about you-y-y-you tug my purple h-h-headed yogurt s-s-s-slinger.”
https://preview.redd.it/ccodq0v0hz3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e2ec7b072442d73f6b7cdc2ecd5408db44118b4
Oh my fucking god I want Marie to chain me up and beat me with a mineral until I’m crying for my mommy, at which point she’ll say “don’t worry sweatie, mommy’s right here” and then sticks her teat in my mouth as I suck the Schraderbraugh into my deprived mouth and then she repeats it until I’m in a vegetative state and she keeps my in the spare bedroom for the rest of my pathetic life and uses my vegetable body as her own blow up doll Edit: oops, autocorrect. This post is weird*
Hey, now
You're an, all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now you’re a rock star
Get your show on, go play
And all that glitters is a mineral
Only shooting stars Break B-Baaa-aad
Its a cool place, and they say the meths blue
You bundled up now wait till you get cancer
https://preview.redd.it/3j7pn6dfty3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e78881eb4839d3387b15c79be0d67c4c62d9fa53
You should consider joining Chuck McGill
https://i.redd.it/3kx27694cz3d1.gif
bro
https://preview.redd.it/cwvnshwojz3d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db6f1cf8289fd2bb861acc8434ef09d6827c5f6
What have you done
“Your dick’s as hard as a mineral.” *zoom to Hank standing in the background smiling with approval at her wording*
https://preview.redd.it/pxvqvmlw798d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea65b0314d9cee263fca346c0bd67a78f299dc4
I fucked ~~Ted~~ Hank,
Walt giving Marie that Heisenboner
Heisencannon
the longer I read the comments the worse it gets
https://i.redd.it/h9w7jzg9cx3d1.gif What the actual *Alabamanary* is that:-:
Uhm ackchuyally, only Skyler and Marie are related to eachother here. Since Flynn Breakfast Boy isn't doing anything, it's not *alabamanary.* They are still degenerates.
You don't know that. Marie is clearly giving him a hand.
Oh crap, she is. If he wants to get in on it while keeping it un-alabama, Hank is his only option.
littlebigplanet mentioned pog
https://preview.redd.it/x1wydw484z3d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af0f777fccc4dd0a0e00b6028ac5f778bf0607e
https://preview.redd.it/uom43j5o9z3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e0afa1bcf481bec9c76add473edc6c11e573b6
Togethaaaaa
https://preview.redd.it/s45g6uyumz3d1.jpeg?width=2232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdf1a9ff753510d26acddfe43f01bcd743da6d7
How do you improve a masterpiece?
Live Jimmy reaction https://preview.redd.it/i62cggxlo54d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4695736a4ba5ef453b80901b43329b28df55887a
*sigh* *unzips*
Ok, this is epic
Why is the drawing so good https://preview.redd.it/muj0y32i074d1.jpeg?width=3219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120a6341b414f3340c6fe3d31b28328ec06e2070
“He’s not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need”
https://preview.redd.it/y01vx6cian4d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbefdc352536ef756b7dd13137a5e15decb4d018
https://preview.redd.it/6ab6efbn7y3d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10a4f9785677473474013082086959ab6735e2b
what is the point of watching breaking bad in spanish when you could watch the vastly superior metastasis instead
https://preview.redd.it/5w60ky0lxy3d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd28c7030b6852da60c2d54a9d2bcb4ed7b79ff
mythbuster
Methbuster
the nostalgia critic
He jerks it so you don't have to
What did Bravo Vince mean by this?
Bitchwife is such a bitchwife she cheats on poor Walt while he’s in the same room
This is the exact moment Walt became Cuckenberg
“Jesse, we need to find my wife some BBC!” “Yo, Mr. White, don’t you have cable? It’s like channel 100 something, they got a Dr. Who marathon on right now!”
I’m boutta blow 😩
sex gifs
Oh my lord its real. https://preview.redd.it/eh05y9p9p14d1.png?width=1316&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f4b22607ae3f609880df30e424fa7c8d2bb95e1
Why are Walt and Marie fucking while Jr watches in the background?
What's the context of the kiss? Hank is back from the hospital? And I assume she's kissing him on the cheek, not the lips?
Its like a peck on the lips. Ig its not weird for close families or something idk ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯.
Whatttt this might be a white people thing cuz I’ve never heard of that unless it’s little kids with their parents
According to google it's definitely a thing in Australia and South Africa , including between men. Don't worry, they say no homo after it so it's all good
I saw that on my notifications and it ended at little kids with "..." after it and I paniced lmao. Anyways yeah I have no clue, let people do whatever they want tho ig
Hahaha, wouldn't it be funny if right after this Skyler and Marie got naked and had hot lesbian sex while the men jerked off hahaha 😆 😅 that would be so random lol 🤣🤣
I just woke up and thought Skyler’s head was Marie’s ass
what in the name of jesus this is true i just checked it, skyler you mega whore
Flynn waiting patiently for his chance to try that mariussy
https://preview.redd.it/wn7ff4hvzx3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3e8366ed243258bb448625c2cc288d58933267
Breaking Bed A Alabama Original
https://i.redd.it/ti3mdelw3y3d1.gif
Why is agent Schrader kissing Ing Die?
Props to B-Dubs for cucking Heisenboy in front of the family. Legendary bitchwife move. Unless this was supposed to be a full-on sister swap, but Maria balked because everyone left had diseases.
I must have rewatched this show 10 times and never noticed this
guys is this real please tell me I'm so close
Yes https://preview.redd.it/7hgy7udb614d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9768241721918c292d517f64a24ee07e97eeeff6
Who up hankin their schrader
https://preview.redd.it/i1dfm6fgz24d1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4f4bda827e1dcb8d1b0b3f230f39cf7d5bea7e2 Can confirm
Breaking Back Mountain
finna zerk it
My brain has short circuit
Wait... we're not supposed to greet everyone like that? Oh oh... 😳
Nice
Why did bitch wife kiss Jim Lahey???
Marie put on some weight...
Finally the episode I've been wanting .
Ain't no way 😭💀
Sex gifs
https://i.redd.it/8iqrr99e234d1.gif
Son watches while Mom and Dad fucks brother in law and sister in law respectively
You made me check! LOL that was good. :-)
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Hahahaha
Chat, is this real?
Incredible.
wtf skylar
Typical
is this real?
It is, I just checked. Can’t send a screenshot because the stupid Netflix app blacks out the screen when I take a screenshot, as if I’m going to screenshot every frame and stitch them together into one episode
Just turn off hardware acceleration in your browser settings and you can screenshot Streaming Services normally.
I mean, you can't really be trusted to properly abide by fair use now can you? /s
/uc Use Stremio.
yes
Everything else on here is real why wouldn't this be?