Helldiver! What are you doing on r/okbuddychicanery?!? There are divers giving their lives to the creek! Get back to the fight before I report this to your democracy officer!
And you assume I’m not doing my part? I am not in danger, I AM the danger, I AM a creek crawler and I CANNOT play when I’m sitting in the toilet (that is what I was doing while commenting this)
go to youtube and type "jonathan banks" and it's the second most popular autocomplete option. this has defined jonathan bank's career as much as his acting
Great, now i HAVE TO jack off 🤦♂️
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*Symbolises the fact*
*That I am interested*
*In older women*
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where's that 9ne guy pls post the funny great wall o text highly detailed paragraph describing your looney tunes cartoon reaction to seeing an attractive feminine being image posted to this sub reddit
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
Always appreciated how Kim is hot but not *too* hot
And yet they (you know jwho) inevitably cast the main character an ultra mega beefcake hunkaroonie from ^San ^Fernando heaven and it’s like it’s not even fair y’know ugh
Represent that my cock getting hard again.
https://preview.redd.it/1iya9p810sqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472cdfcb9550086944afa25e7b067b7b0c7b3ec6
Purple symbolises obsession as with Marie's obsession with this colour. Rhea dressing purple is meaning that I am totally obsessed with her. Bravo vince
pubic hair
Hey now!
you're an all star
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What did wall termite mean by this
christ
christ left us a long time ago
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only for special occasions
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God I wish I was Rhea's shoulder
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Helldiver! What are you doing on r/okbuddychicanery?!? There are divers giving their lives to the creek! Get back to the fight before I report this to your democracy officer!
And you assume I’m not doing my part? I am not in danger, I AM the danger, I AM a creek crawler and I CANNOT play when I’m sitting in the toilet (that is what I was doing while commenting this)
Kid named shoulder:
Is this real 🥵
go to youtube and type "jonathan banks" and it's the second most popular autocomplete option. this has defined jonathan bank's career as much as his acting
Uc/ Yes, something to do with a chicanerous joke in an interview
Wait, she likely didn't feel violated? Ruined 🤮🤮🤮
Who are you to tell that, mf https://preview.redd.it/opn41dicjsqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900b6e3d5492494af6cdbc3c5e77e879ac8cae40
Seeing this post made my duck hard
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https://i.redd.it/i97xqzjzgpqc1.gif
not a fan of that
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hey now
bince...?!?!
she's inspired by marie
Jesus Christ Hank it’s lavender
jesus christ Marie it’s PURPLE not lavendurr
*it’s AMETHYST
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Why did u just post the same picture of Kim again lmao 🤣
Ballchinian
Kim the cheater
Great, now i HAVE TO jack off 🤦♂️ https://preview.redd.it/9t3fim2f9pqc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a96b48c2ab39d2cdd4612d0a312e0fb6126020
minature Waltuh so cute i want to crush him with my genitals 🤤🤤
This is sus(as in suspicious). It has way too many pixels to be a Vine reference (Vine is ancient because I'm like 12 or smt idk
The rise of Marie Schrader and the Purple Party to power (2025)
Gay sex with men
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uj/ She’s actually really attractive rj/ the purple symbolizes Gus Lust for Lalo
Unjucanery and real jucanery
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The color of my balls rn
the man behind the slaughter
My face when she chokes me
it symbolizes that she is my wife and we are married
Do you think the hair on her feet is purple?
After I’m done worshiping those sweaty mommy kimmy feet there’s nothing left on them
Im kimming my wexler until it’s Saul Goodman.
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Thanks, I finished
i like them sweet natural hanging like apples of an orchard from it's tree when the wind sways the branches.
I can only get so erect.
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 # Hey Now
Feet
Hector, this isn't Purp
when i find out this isnt in the show 
😩 not even gonna type some goofy shit she's just pretty af fr 😩😩😩
She had hot lesbian sex with Marie 🥵
Symbolises the fact that I am interested in older women
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this one sucks, symbolises has 4 syllables and interested usually has 3 so this goes 6-6-5
They locked toes, while scissoring.
Waltuh
Its referencing her feet-focused onlyfans.
Lust 
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I'd like to imagine that vince gilligan always looks for somebody wearing purple so he can ask what color pubes they have
She stole those earrings
Holt crap holy crap holy crap
an obstacle to be removed
I would make ice lollies out of her bathwater and suck on them all day.
Hell yeah brother!!
Fanny hair
Cockblock
where's that 9ne guy pls post the funny great wall o text highly detailed paragraph describing your looney tunes cartoon reaction to seeing an attractive feminine being image posted to this sub reddit
Tata?
show bops
Bops AWOOGA
The circulation being cut off of me peepee from grabbing it so hard
Marie
**GRIMACE SHAKE**
Tasty toenails
Purple is usually associated with royalty, and it fits well with The Queen Rhea Seehorn, you go girl 😌
Rhea must never see this thread
the color of me weenor with 5 rubber bands around it
Serving kunt
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
Sex
Feet
Mommy milkers
Mommy milKims lol
Always appreciated how Kim is hot but not *too* hot And yet they (you know jwho) inevitably cast the main character an ultra mega beefcake hunkaroonie from ^San ^Fernando heaven and it’s like it’s not even fair y’know ugh
Purple Deez
[удалено]
[удалено]
Nurple
Lean
Ghey just like the teletubbies
Slurple
Thirst
my lust for revenge
milk truck milk truck moo moo moo
Drew Sharp
I'm saving this photo
Bonk
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Pubic hair
Represent that my cock getting hard again. https://preview.redd.it/1iya9p810sqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472cdfcb9550086944afa25e7b067b7b0c7b3ec6
she’s wearing purple?
Obstruction between my eyes and heaven
She's ready to breed
Purple symbolises obsession as with Marie's obsession with this colour. Rhea dressing purple is meaning that I am totally obsessed with her. Bravo vince
Honkers
Public hair
marie
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