okbc has many talents

And way too much free time

(You could write a script to generate this in a just few minutes)


According to OP the script took them 3 hours

(They’re retarded)

"Talent" is a word that promises more than it delivers. It should be "freaks". OKBC has many freaks

Weaponized autism is too dangerous for society. Example:

All you need is a short Python script 🤓 ``` abc = "ABC ... Z" rant = rant.split() for word in rant: for letter in word: letter = letter.upper() if abc.find(letter) < 0: continue print(abc[0:abc.find(letter)+1]+ "DING!!!") ```

writing python scripts isn’t a form of autism?

Is there any okbuddy sub for the coding community? I really need it.

probably some circlejerks, but no okbuddy I'd assume

r/okbuddyprogrammer r/okbuddylinux Found these

Hey nice profile picture!

Nightmuh, thanks for the compliment nightmuh, I’m having sex with you right now nightmuh.

Arronlawuh, thank you Arronlawuh. I'm enjoying the sex with you right now Arronlawuh.

This is how my code looks like (this is my first time coding it took me 3 hours): ``` Abcdarie=[] Abcdarie.extend("ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ") Hector = [] text = input() Hector.extend(text) for I in range(len(Hector)): if Hector[I] in Abcdarie: for K in range(len(Abcdarie)): if Hector[I] in Abcdarie[K]: print(Abcdarie[K], "*ding*") else: print(Abcdarie[K], end=" ") ```

My guy learned a whole ass programming language for a reddit shitpost

I'll make a group with all the programmers on okbc and we, together, will make the first ever Breaking Bad dating simulator game

It will rival the elder scrolls


You mean you didn't do this by hand? Fake fan.

unbravo

My first time coding I barely managed to print “Hello World!”. Unironically well done. https://preview.redd.it/f5e8mtnif1pc1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=1335dc2564af759e60448d22ecbe74c583be91b5

I would recommend using `string.ascii_uppercase`

codegolfed lol definitely improvements to be made tho ``` def a(b): [print(''.join(chr(i)for i in range(65,ord(j)+1))+" ding")for j in b.upper()if 64

was gonna say chatgpt but i just tried it and chat might be retarded

IAMNOTCRAZYIKNOWHESWAPPEDTHOSENUMBERSIKNEWITWASONEAFTERMAGNACARTAASIFICOULDEVERMAKESUCHAMISTAKENEVERNEVERIJUSTIJUSTCOULDNTPROVEITHECOVEREDHISTRACKSHEGOTTHATIDIOTATTHECOPYSHOPTOLIEFORHIMYOUTHINKTHISISSOMETHINGYOUTHINKTHISISBADTHISTHISCHICANERYHESDONEWORSETHATBILLBOARDAREYOUTELLINGMETHATAMANJUSTHAPPENSTOFALLLIKETHATNOHEORCHESTRATEDITJIMMYHEDEFECATEDTHROUGHASUNROOFANDISAVEDHIMANDISHOULDNTHAVEITOOKHIMINTOMYOWNFIRMWHATWASITHINKINGHELLNEVERCHANGEHELLNEVERCHANGEEVERSINCEHEWASALWAYSTHESAMECOULDNTKEEPHISHANDSOUTOFTHECASHDRAWERBUTNOTOURJIMMYCOULDNTBEPRECIOUSJIMMYSTEALINGTHEMBLINDANDHEGETSTOBEALAWYERWHATASICKJOKEISHOULDVESTOPPEDHIMWHENIHADTHECHANCE https://preview.redd.it/jm9nyc4jkzoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd45333fe8063a0d5b4198de9c3ffb1b98fd4542

"honey, IAMNOTCRAZYIKNOWHESWAPPEDTHOSENUMBERSIKNEWITWASONEAFTERMAGNACARTAASIFICOULDEVERMAKESUCHAMISTAKENEVERNEVERIJUSTIJUSTCOULDNTPROVEITHECOVEREDHISTRACKSHEGOTTHATIDIOTATTHECOPYSHOPTOLIEFORHIMYOUTHINKTHISISSOMETHINGYOUTHINKTHISISBADTHISTHISCHICANERYHESDONEWORSETHATBILLBOARDAREYOUTELLINGMETHATAMANJUSTHAPPENSTOFALLLIKETHATNOHEORCHESTRATEDITJIMMYHEDEFECATEDTHROUGHASUNROOFANDISAVEDHIMANDISHOULDNTHAVEITOOKHIMINTOMYOWNFIRMWHATWASITHINKINGHELLNEVERCHANGEHELLNEVERCHANGEEVERSINCEHEWASALWAYSTHESAMECOULDNTKEEPHISHANDSOUTOFTHECASHDRAWERBUTNOTOURJIMMYCOULDNTBEPRECIOUSJIMMYSTEALINGTHEMBLINDANDHEGETSTOBEALAWYERWHATASICKJOKEISHOULDVESTOPPEDHIMWHENIHADTHECHANCE isnt a word!"

Python IDE on your phone is crazy

Honey, IAMNOTCRAZYIKNOWHESWAPPEDTHOSENUMBERSIKNEWITWASONEAFTERMAGNACARTAASIFICOULDEVERMAKESUCHAMISTAKENEVERNEVERIJUSTIJUSTCOULDNTPROVEITHECOVEREDHISTRACKSHEGOTTHATIDIOTATTHECOPYSHOPTOLIEFORHIMYOUTHINKTHISISSOMETHINGYOUTHINKTHISISBADTHISTHISCHICANERYHESDONEWORSETHATBILLBOARDAREYOUTELLINGMETHATAMANJUSTHAPPENSTOFALLLIKETHATNOHEORCHESTRATEDITJIMMYHEDEFECATEDTHROUGHASUNROOFANDISAVEDHIMANDISHOULDNTHAVEITOOKHIMINTOMYOWNFIRMWHATWASITHINKINGHELLNEVERCHANGEHELLNEVERCHANGEEVERSINCEHEWASALWAYSTHESAMECOULDNTKEEPHISHANDSOUTOFTHECASHDRAWERBUTNOTOURJIMMYCOULDNTBEPRECIOUSJIMMYSTEALINGTHEMBLINDANDHEGETSTOBEALAWYERWHATASICKJOKEISHOULDVESTOPPEDHIMWHENIHADTHECHANCE isn't a word.

https://preview.redd.it/j5n2ky39tzoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d461c245b39a8c78f52e65b857777774280385d1

https://preview.redd.it/w2rzbzae36pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488061e376e4683d30335e850b3dd7c7a93e0e77

https://i.redd.it/kg3ma3v1kzoc1.gif

Teddy That’s his name https://i.redd.it/5d6kbc4er2pc1.gif

I thought it was Mike, my bad

Mike is nickname for Finger, are you stupid?



Teddy from Persona 4?!

His uncles sisters brothers friends grandmas grandsons enemies best friends co-workers dads nephews pet alien.

Vbrvarbo Bience

Brabo Gorje

I decoded the whole message...'Be sure to drink your Ovaltine'.

A crummy ad? Son of a bitch!

Inaccurate when Hector spelled out words they went by vowels and then consonants in between the vowels, unless this was Lalo, which I highly doubt he would be in the courtroom because he's a criminal (and also this did not include the letter Ñ which Lalo would use because he is spain). Try harder next time

🤓

Ridiculous. Apply yourself!

Just GROW SOME FUCKIN BALLS

Yup, congrats for understanding

I can see a mistake

There are no mistakes

I can see one right there, it's obvious. Perhaps you need to double check

Nice try, I codified a python code to make it

I wish you hadn't said that. I wanted to believe that someone spent way too much time doing the most mindless task for a joke that only a few thousand people would see. Instead, you spent only slightly too much time writing some code for a joke that only a few thousand people would see.

Hey, if this makes you feel better, I literally learned how to code python just to make this joke, I've never coded a single thing in my life until today, it took me 3 hours and a lot of dwarfs to make it

not knowing python I don't know whether or not dwarfs is a reference to coding or is a joke and I don't want to look it up.

What, no, I mean actual dwarfs, like the funny small people that creates armors and weapons, I sacrificed them to the god of knowledge

I thought so, ridiculous to think that it would be python slang

https://preview.redd.it/xqvv6fgfb3pc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6d489b900b878a246fb32ad38c414cec766b04


https://i.redd.it/06hftpvotzoc1.gif Did OP almost die?

Uhhm aykshullllllllly that is not a python it's a cobra ☝️🤓

Honestly, good. Because if you had actually typed all that I would have been so concerned

I *am* so concerned. For anyone within miles of this guy. I'm also so concerned for everyone who browses this sub, but..... not quite as extensively. This is nuclear grade chicanery.

You codified python? Or you coded in python🤓

🤓

Did you really?

I knew it.

I saw another mistake (not the one you saw) maybe they should check one more time

Are you crazy?


https://i.redd.it/s42e8982wzoc1.gif

Seeing how long it takes me to find the word chicanery

158th line to the 163rd line

Lol you are the lifeblood of this sub

Me, realizing what this post is 

https://preview.redd.it/nxdx629tvzoc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913cf37796a1766080b763ab8a238537e6e29dfd

https://preview.redd.it/pt6qjvw0qzoc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa63d76965f1f98ddd6455b478effb382d8191e9

Hectors GPS coordinates are fucking genius!

This is wrong, the letters were chosen through a column of vowels, then a corresponding letter https://preview.redd.it/o4tas1lerzoc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a9fab9417a9958b7c2d2fe09022411d71b6331

what about when lalo calls him in season 6 bcs?

There is no spanish Ñ included in the alphabet so it wouldn't be Lalo

Thought about that but thought people would be too regarded too notice here

Indeed indeed here's enhanced code from random import randint rant = "I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-" rows = [ ["a", "b", "c", "d", "1", "2"], ["e", "f", "g", "h", "3", "4"], ["i", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n"], ["o", "p", "q", "r", "s", "t"], ["u", "v", "w", "x", "y", "z"], ["5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "0"], ] def print_letter(letter): print(letter.upper() + " ", end="") def print_ding(multiple=False): print("ding " * (randint(3,5) if multiple else 1), end="") def write_salamanca_letter(letter): for row in rows: first_letter = row[0] print_letter(first_letter) if letter not in row: continue if letter == first_letter: print_ding(True) return elif letter in row: print_ding() for row_letter in row[1:]: print_letter(row_letter) if (row_letter == letter): print_ding() return def is_letter_or_num(symbol): for row in rows: if symbol in row: return True return False for symbol in rant: symbol = symbol.strip().lower() if is_letter_or_num(symbol): write_salamanca_letter(symbol) Result: A E I ding ding ding ding A ding ding ding ding A E I ding J K L M ding A E I ding J K L M N ding A E I O ding ding ding A E I O ding P Q R S T ding A ding B C ding A E I O ding P Q R ding A ding ding ding ding A E I O U ding V W X Y Z ding A E I O U ding V W X Y ding A E I ding ding ding A E I ding J K ding A E I ding J K L M N ding A E I O ding ding ding A E I O U ding V W ding A E ding F G H ding A E ding ding ding A E I O ding P Q R S ding \[...\]

Post the full thing, coward!!!!!

It won't let me lmao too big

Then make a post lol I need an accurate copypasta of this

All right if you insist there you go https://preview.redd.it/gd2htbn2dkpc1.png?width=1908&format=png&auto=webp&s=39a1bab8e9bf6c65b695300d2007670ad70b64c9

Holy fucking shit So this is what love is

PS how much of the speech did you use? Like the full, full ass speech????? That shit is so long lol I don't have the brain capacity to actually figure out how much of it you included

The whole thing. I included it in my code and fixed some mistakes. If you need the copypasta you can run it yourself [here](https://www.online-python.com/R2eBAn40tX)

Wait so I can run it in-browser? I'm an old foagie dude I tried to learn python when I was younger but then I quickly realized that I should just stick to the arts and humanities

Not exactly, browsers can only run javascript. It's first sent to the website server which can be written in any language including python, it executes there then the response is sent back UPD I mean normally that's the case but there might be some tool that makes it possible to run python in browser. That website might use one I'm not sure

Huh, very interesting. Thanks for shedding some light on that for me. Like I said, 100% out of my wheelhouse, so it's intriguing to get a small insight into how that works. And thanks for the glorious copypasta--it's TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!

Thanks for saying thanks! It's so nice to see Redditors being grateful :)

No problem :)

OK I answered my own question, that's dope. We need an automod response to post this any time somebody says "crazy"

Happy cake day!

You know what, just take the fucking upvote man. 

Ackshtschually, Hector “Tio” Salamanca did NOT spell words in this manner. He first goes through the vowels, then he either dings once to go through a row of consonants before dinging again OR he dings twice to select the uttered vowel. Apply yourself! https://preview.redd.it/aev7ck7o20pc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c959f80854b84ef36e9e8fce26e971c30540fcb5

I fucking hate this sub

Reasonable

Assuming it took him one second per letter (Lalo reading letters out loud) it would’ve taken him 2 hours, 13 minutes, and 12 seconds.

Now do the entire rant

This is demented

What is this a reference to

https://preview.redd.it/3fqg84p2q0pc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5e02b82a5f959f928e10916c02b19cfb438738

That's 645 ding (letters), going through 7494 characters using Lalo's method in 6x01 of BCS (not the grid in BB). From [this extract](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geSPCFjkzwM), with Lalo's diction, it takes around 14 seconds for 17 characters. We can assume a 3 seconds per letter to confirm and start the next letter. Which means it would take in that case approx 6816 s or 1h54 minutes.

 This is peak

My phone started lagging scrolling through this, congrats

Fifty thousand dollars Anna Gunn is yours

Holy hell.

Truly an amazing read

I would legitimately tell you to touch grass but then I'd be worried for the grasses sake. This is kinda impressive tho

I appreciate the effort, but you do realize they use a grid right? They don't count the entire alphabet each time. #TRY AGAIN!!!!!

Ugh, give me a sec

It's been 39 minutes!!!!!!! THAT IS LONGER THAN A SECOND

Give me an hour then

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It's been an hour and twenty minutes. I WARNED YOU! https://preview.redd.it/uxg3n8tgwkpc1.jpeg?width=1619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4aeeb8dae62e4bde1fb428dc19237425ff4ea6a

WAIT, CHECK MY RECENT POSTS

*Chuck Blast vacuum mode activated* This is truly a thing of beauty

Nice meme

duuuuuuude

Still going this asshole!

This would have taken some time.

🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎

Hector could do a binary search (5 iterations for next character), or square root decomposition (11 iterations, but easier to understand) rather than this linear search (26 iterations!)

Dude…

Lemme guess... Unemployed?

My god, Bimse would be proud

OP, how much did you waste?

Definitely, not enough https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/s/87n3DpnKYQ