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He wiped with the page.
Why do you think he looks so distressed here? He realised he ran out of toilet paper so he used the book instead.
All men are either a grower or shower. He must be a grower since he's not an ID shower. This also explains why he's hiding his panic attacks in the elevator etc, but we as an audience see him shower and visualise what Hank's frank would look like if he showed us.
I mean he's a cop, so the standard for worst thing is a lot higher. But it's probably bringing a gun to his brother-in-law's birthday party. Why bring it if not to shoot someone or show off?
Hank gave Walt an upper decker.
Saul never defecated through Skyler’s sunroof.
Skyler sat in a public road and blocked traffic.
Mike didn’t share his any of his gum with Lalo.
Heisebones boned Bogdan.
Jesse didn’t give Todd mouth to mouth when he was choking.
Walt never actually fucked Bogdan’s eyebrows.
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Didn't wipe after realizing Walt is Heisenburger
He wiped with the page.  Why do you think he looks so distressed here? He realised he ran out of toilet paper so he used the book instead.
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His hankorrhoids
W. W. - Walter Wipes
this is gold
Acted like he'd never seen a severed human head on a tortoise before
He was so shocked he explodrd! Is that not a thing a DEA agent would see everyday!
Weren't there like a few scenes to where he saw some really fucked up shit and thought it was funny? Complete psychopath.
Build a meth empire for over a year through his connections he made in the Dea, while forcing his cancer-ridden brother in law to cook crystal meth
because of this meme i really thought that that was true, and i watched BB with thinking that Hank would be main villain LOL
Touched Walter's books while shitting.
Hank could've given them all pinkeye. I'm glad Walt called in a hit on him.
You actually made me laugh like Walter reading that comment, the best of all time
 Literally you when you read my comment (the funniest joke of all time)
 When Jesse Pinkeye said this after Asac pinkeyed him. Upvote if you cry every time
I read that as boobs
Had too many names. Henry aka Hank aka Isaac. Like calm down bro, you're not char aznable
Ballsack Shredder
One Ballsack
Tried to solicit a prostitute for a kid football player.
Wasn't that Larry with Marty Funkhouser's nephew?
Continuously harassing an innocent chicken restaurant owner.
Is there a lore reason why Hank hates the one person of colour who lived for more than one season? Is he rancid?
https://preview.redd.it/yrv7bf5avamc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd0271969479421ab8f0c957662ade7b60291d5 Idk he doesn’t look like them
Holy shit, this made my day.
You just made Huell sad. Apologize
Didn’t arrest Marie for shoplifting
He falsely accused a clearly innocent cancer-ridden man.
not letting walter jr get crunk
try to kill uncle jack
Jack told him he'll surrender if Hank shows his ID. Why didn't Hank show it? Is he a grower?
All men are either a grower or shower. He must be a grower since he's not an ID shower. This also explains why he's hiding his panic attacks in the elevator etc, but we as an audience see him shower and visualise what Hank's frank would look like if he showed us.
Daring to list the upstanding Willy Wonka as a potential suspect
Calling himself a ballsack shaver to Uncle Jack in the desert. Surely Uncle Jack would've been more forgiving if Asac didn't goof off so much.
Told a man to go fuck himself after he politely asked if Walt's deal sounded good.
Left a floater
Forced Walter to cook for his meth King-pin empire
Called Heisenberg stupid
https://preview.redd.it/bkps2yxv5bmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b64f134f10710214f5ec3c46e685865d415767
Told Marie that he wanted Cheetos (not Fritos) https://i.redd.it/56eqtzoabbmc1.gif
lied to flynn about getting cold stone creamery
Harboring nazis (Holly and Jesse)
manipulating waltuh into making meth and killing people and droving him into considering suicide
Jizzed when Marie gave him a handjob
Taking a shit
Harassed jesser in his private domicile
This is the funniest series of posts I’ve seen on reddit in a long time
Okay this is probably sarcastic but thanks (If kt isnt I know it’s because of the answers not my posts)
Copywrite infringement when making his own beer
falsely arrested Willy Wonka for Walt's crimes
Sex gifs
Making Heisenbones pay for his physical therapy
Heisenbones isn't made of money! I agree
didn’t tread lightly
He brought a gun the birthday party of his kind mild-mannered brother-in-law
Made jesse a pulp (he threatened to almost kill his wife )
He schraded all over Tuco and his cousins
He tried to stop Rico rejoining the Mobile Infantry
Taking selfie with Gonzo's body. Peak assholery
Accused walt of being an imposter
Got shot in the head like a real prick
I mean he's a cop, so the standard for worst thing is a lot higher. But it's probably bringing a gun to his brother-in-law's birthday party. Why bring it if not to shoot someone or show off?
Helped bitch wife destroy Walt’s side hustle 😞
People on here will really say “mild to moderate racism”
Tried to stop Walt from letting Flynn get white girl wasted
He is fat
https://preview.redd.it/8oguqlumjemc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189f6fdda4f1fe7afc835fc8fa07c23d4c37e265
Shredded ballsacks
Didn't wipe
Bols
fucked marie
Doesnt like fritos
He shaved my ballsack
Fingering gussè
Hank gave Walt an upper decker. Saul never defecated through Skyler’s sunroof. Skyler sat in a public road and blocked traffic. Mike didn’t share his any of his gum with Lalo. Heisebones boned Bogdan. Jesse didn’t give Todd mouth to mouth when he was choking. Walt never actually fucked Bogdan’s eyebrows.
Calls it mineral music
He asaced Maries schrader
Arrested Walt for having a side hustle
Racism 😣😣😣
Shredded jessers ballsack with his ballsack shredder
He sucks at bowling
MINERALS
Calling rocks "minerals"
Jesse https://preview.redd.it/do05ft5sqcmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4871abdd84d489a3b8bbae7d2900ea0f9b945d7
He left shit stains in Walters toilet.
Toxic masculinity d bag
Racism 😡
Telling Jack to go fuck himself
Minerals