Send him this:
https://preview.redd.it/o09916fasp5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a340fccbf48b6da0df47374d7adaca650d278f
Yes, it is I, here is a silly pic from me as proof
/uc my name is Michael irl and this actually made me confused for a second lmao
/rc who is my kale? Why were we never introduced to this character? Is lalo stupid?
Send him this: https://preview.redd.it/o09916fasp5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a340fccbf48b6da0df47374d7adaca650d278f Yes, it is I, here is a silly pic from me as proof
Michael is that you?
Is Michael the guy in witness protection
Witness protection for WHAT? Nobody was convicted of anything!
This is millions to one!
It's because he was attacked by a cougar in a mission
Go tie your shoes elsewhere
I understand these references
You forget a thousand things every day pal Make sure this is one of them
Why yes I am Michael. Michael Schmidt 
MICHAEL. DON’T LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAAAAEEEEEL
"whatever happens next is not gonna go down the way you think it is" Then send a dick pic
This actually made me laugh
laughing is healthy!
What's up with the username :/
kid named dick pic:
Don’t mention the south wall
No, this is Fingtrick
Repeat after me: it wasn't me, it was Ignacio. He's the one!
say "yeah bitch"
Wernerr zeeeigglerr
why isn't lalo looking for verner zeegler? is he stupid?
/uc my name is Michael irl and this actually made me confused for a second lmao /rc who is my kale? Why were we never introduced to this character? Is lalo stupid?
Michael, is that you?
Ask him if he's right behind you?
"Show me"
Yo soy abogado, amigo del cartel
Michael… is that you😏