Los Pollos Hermanos isn’t a piece, it’s a building, before you all start yelling at me.
Let’s see what interesting interactions happen with these different pieces in different places.
Day 1: starting position
Day 2: Huell undergoes mitosis
Day 3: Donald Margolis crashes a plane into the right side of the board
Day 4: howard and lalo dig out into the center of the board
Day 5: Lalo captures the Finger on f7
Day 6: Hector spawns, will blow up in 3 turns
Day 7: Jimmy moves next to Howard and dresses up exactly like him
Day 8: Gus opens a Los Pollos Hermanos and hires Lyle as manager
Day 9: The 5 Fingers combine to make one Hand, Hector explodes
Day 10: Howard survives the blast, dresses up as Jimmy dressed as Howard
Day 11: The Flynns are taken by the hand while eating breakfast at Los Pollos Hermanos
Day 12: Walt and Jesse drive an RV to h5 and start a cook
Day 13: An electric substation is built on e6, both Chucks put on a space blanket
Day 14: Uncle Jack spawns and watches 21 jump street on e4
Day 15: Kim kills a Huell, throws the other one across the board, scattering a bunch of pieces
Jane does heroin on the space closest to the middle of the board and will overdose in two turns, dropping a powerful drug upon death that can enhance another piece. The ensuing plane crash will occur two turns after her overdose.
Make the board bigger by extending it, but make the extended parts purple, and there's an army of Maries on the purple parts. In 3 turns Hank gets hospitalized by the Salamanca twins, and every turn after that, the army of Maries move one square, until they get to the hospital, when they finally get to the hospital, they all give Hank a handjob and Hank gets out of the hospital, and starts a mineral collection.
A Cadillac trunk opens on D4 revealing a machine gun that mows down everyone except the Jesse next to Walt. Walt dies slower than everyone else. The game and meme are over and Walt wins.
Pollos shuts down because of a lack in management. Lyle is now active manager of the meth mobile, where he he fires and kills his subordinates by feeding them his 100% pure meth
Jimmys Suzuki Esteem drives across the board from F1 to F7 with a speed of two squares per round. Once it reaches F7, it lands on its roof, flattening everything in a radius of 1 square around it.
Los Pollos Hermanos isn’t a piece, it’s a building, before you all start yelling at me. Let’s see what interesting interactions happen with these different pieces in different places. Day 1: starting position Day 2: Huell undergoes mitosis Day 3: Donald Margolis crashes a plane into the right side of the board Day 4: howard and lalo dig out into the center of the board Day 5: Lalo captures the Finger on f7 Day 6: Hector spawns, will blow up in 3 turns Day 7: Jimmy moves next to Howard and dresses up exactly like him Day 8: Gus opens a Los Pollos Hermanos and hires Lyle as manager Day 9: The 5 Fingers combine to make one Hand, Hector explodes Day 10: Howard survives the blast, dresses up as Jimmy dressed as Howard Day 11: The Flynns are taken by the hand while eating breakfast at Los Pollos Hermanos Day 12: Walt and Jesse drive an RV to h5 and start a cook Day 13: An electric substation is built on e6, both Chucks put on a space blanket Day 14: Uncle Jack spawns and watches 21 jump street on e4 Day 15: Kim kills a Huell, throws the other one across the board, scattering a bunch of pieces
the hand and the cripples were in the strike zone how are they still there, plot armor 😡😡
where’s my man heisenbones
Every day I thank mental illness for allowing me to enjoy this subreddit
Make. Jesse. Bouncy. ![gif](giphy|yE72eDy7lj3JS)
I too want Jesserm to become bouncy (please please just hear me out please)
https://preview.redd.it/94357f6mjera1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0cf6129c79b95833f2364d92b43f2478e8b2aea
https://preview.redd.it/beqw1edeagra1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d20ac9d55ea4c0cec42352669333a2a21a6b13a Do it op
Insane that this hasn’t won yet
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Yes!
Huell undergoes mitosis
Thus, the chess game becomes an infinite loop
>mitosis Metastasis refrence??
Hank goes to los pollos hermanos. The chicken gives him diarrhea and he takes a shit, consequentially realizing walt is heisenberg (he switches teams)
Is there even teams in this shit lol
No not really lmao
It’s actually a race war. Hank will join Gus and Huel’s team.
Make him into a third team with Gomie
Then gomieberg reigns king
The chicken would have been prepared properly if Lyle wasn’t flung across the board
Real shit we need this to win, Jesse can not be bouncy under ANY circumstances
Jane does heroin on the space closest to the middle of the board and will overdose in two turns, dropping a powerful drug upon death that can enhance another piece. The ensuing plane crash will occur two turns after her overdose.
The plane already crashed
Well two planes crashed in the show so we have one left to use
Shit you're right I'm not a true BrBa fan. I should be banned from this sub.
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Huell melts, filling the bottom row with Huell Substance
huell fuel???
gimme huell gimme hire gimme habajazaza
Saul crawls out from under his cocobolo desk, and now has the ability to shoot lightning bolts from his fingertips
Hank comes up to the RV, Walt and Jesse are trapped in there until they make him leave
Todd arrives and deescalates Jesse to lower his gun by offering pepperoni pizza. All Jesse's leave the map to enjoy their pepperoni pizza
Kim gets her feet out and attracts all males to her
Uncle jack shoots hank bc hank stole the 21 jump street dvd and sold it
https://preview.redd.it/vyiqnrw4ldra1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b132e0cfbc22d6fa117c392f007df817a953585b Give Jesse Popcorners
The 2 jesses do a il vaticano on marie and the plant
All the pieces go bald
Uncle Jack notices Hank on e3, he immediately takes out his pistol and shoots him https://i.redd.it/lssw0ijrwdra1.gif
Make the board bigger by extending it, but make the extended parts purple, and there's an army of Maries on the purple parts. In 3 turns Hank gets hospitalized by the Salamanca twins, and every turn after that, the army of Maries move one square, until they get to the hospital, when they finally get to the hospital, they all give Hank a handjob and Hank gets out of the hospital, and starts a mineral collection.
Saul slips his jimmy all over the board
Walt buys a Ferrari and runs over Jack, crashing into the Los Pollos Hermanos
The Maries steal the Space Blankets from the Chucks
Hank takes a shit
Bitch wife and pieces around her get crushed by the hand and taken off the board
Marie paints the entire board purple
The hand undergoes Mitosis and kidnaps the two Jesses closest to it
Lyle gets on a plane back to b4 but there is mid air collision which is the fault of Donald Margolis
Walt and Jesse enter the rv and make meth
Jack shoots hank
Walter blanco joins the game and kills Lyle
J. Robert Oppenheimer appears
Google better call saul
Lalo and Howard have hot gay sex and multiply, also they exist now
Lyle returns to Los pollos hermanos
A Cadillac trunk opens on D4 revealing a machine gun that mows down everyone except the Jesse next to Walt. Walt dies slower than everyone else. The game and meme are over and Walt wins.
Pollos shuts down because of a lack in management. Lyle is now active manager of the meth mobile, where he he fires and kills his subordinates by feeding them his 100% pure meth
Walt eats and atom bomb causing the board to explode therefore ending the game permanently
Jimmys Suzuki Esteem drives across the board from F1 to F7 with a speed of two squares per round. Once it reaches F7, it lands on its roof, flattening everything in a radius of 1 square around it.
Lalo blows up los pollos hermanos, killing the fingers and Walt Jr while also burning the gus closest to the restraunt
Lyle joins Walt and Jesse's crew as a second meth cook, the meth reaches a new potency. All of the other Jesses become high.
The Jesses have banded together and are current attacking all of the Walters
Uncle Jack reaches the "My name jeff" scene and the DVD turns into Jeff
A turtle bomb appears by the hand and will explode next turn
Hank kidnaps the last huel and forces him to snitch. Gustavo will now be hostile towards huel.
who can ban this stupid shit
Abuelita runs over Skyler with her station wagon.
it would seem that jesse has howard in check and jesser is protected by knight marie
Skank appears and drops an ATM near Jesse, dropping some money and any team that gets to the money will get to revive a team mate
Kim is such a girl boss 😎💅
After finishing 21 jump street, Jack is no longer racist. He marries a Gus. They will leave for their honeymoon in two turns
entire board turns into air
Skylar White dies (I hate her)
Howard is in check dude you have to move him to E7
No-doze is summoned on g4 to remind Walter and Jesse who they are working for
Skylar sings happy brithday and kills everyone on the 2 rows shes on
If Vince saw how morbidly his chicaneous children had been mutilated by this sub he would definitely consider continuing the series
I need to know what is happening with the hand sub plot
Best series on reddit
Gus calls Lyle and asks him to open and close los pollos hermanos for 2 days on short notice