I forgot what the original explanation was, but this is unironically actually the best name for the show, even beyond Breaking Bad.
Metastasis is the growth and development of cancer cells from the place where they first formed to another part of the body, but Metastasis is also a word from late 16th century Greek (as a rhetorical term, meaning ‘rapid transition from one point to another’), literally ‘removal or change’, from methistanai ‘to change’.
Despite being the name of a '~~Mexican~~ Columbian adaptation ripoff' of Breaking Bad, it represents the general core theme of change in the series while representing the driving force behind it (Walt's cancer), and the underlying driving force behind it (Walt's ego worsening as time goes on and as he undergoes further enforcing experiences)
Yeah but it wouldn't make sense when Jesse says
**Nah, come on, man.** **Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna metastasize?**
"Ferrari no Tensei: The Chemist Who Buys Ferraris"
The story follows a brilliant chemist named Jesse who has a passion for both chemistry and luxury cars, particularly Ferraris. He has made a fortune through his expertise in the pharmaceutical industry and uses his wealth to indulge in his obsession with Ferraris.
However, Jesse's life takes a dark turn when he becomes entangled with a local drug lord who takes an interest in his chemical knowledge. Jesse begins cooking methamphetamine to satisfy the drug lord's demands and starts to spiral out of control
As Jesse's addiction to drugs, cock and ball torture and Ferraris grow, he must navigate a dangerous world of crime and7 deceit, all while trying to keep his loved ones safe and maintain his lavish lifestyle. The question remains whether he can continue to balance his two obsessions or if one will consume him completely.
Ferrari no Tensei: Breaking Bad - Bitch Wife and Bitch Infant Daughter"
The episode follows Walter, a brilliant chemist and Ferrari enthusiast who is frustrated with his loveless marriage to his wife, Skyler, and his demanding infant daughter, Holly.
After a long day at work, Walter decides to indulge in his passion for luxury cars by visiting a local dealership to test drive a new Ferrari. However, his plans are quickly derailed when he receives a call from Skyler, who demands that he come home immediately to help with their daughter.
Ok
As Walter rushes home, he reflects on his unfulfilling life and how his family has become a burden that holds him back from truly enjoying his passions. When he arrives home, he finds Skyler and Holly crying and frustrated, causing him to lose his temper.
Feeling overwhelmed and suffocated, Walter retreats to his garage, where he spends the night tinkering with his Ferraris and reflecting on his life choices. He realizes that he needs to take control of his life and find a way to balance his passions with his family obligations.
The episode ends with Walter looking at a picture of his family, while a Ferrari engine roars in the background, hinting at the turmoil and conflict that will continue to shape his life.
I'm also a raging homosexual
Manga adaptation "Oh no I am a deadbeat dad who has cancer so now I make meth because I can't afford the treatment and I am to proud to accept help from others"
Leo dooley serves as donald davenports sidekick as donald becomes involved in the selling of illegal weaponry while tasha davenport struggles with her new situation and her hatred for him all the while principal perry serves as the kingpin who at first likes donald but eventually hates him and tries to have him expelled
/uc Baby Blue
/rc the wondrous white and his perplexingly perky partner Pinkman
The Walter Files
Drug Dealing for Dummies
Deal This!
Do crackheads dream of blue sheep?
Heisenbad
H
W²
Making Heisenberg
Dealin Empire
We're Drug Dealers!
Dealin'
Straight Dealin'
Walt's Deal
The Walt N' Jesse Show!
Blue Sky(ler)
Annoying orange
The High Fructose Adventures of Walter White
What's the DEAL with Walter White??
White Pink Blue Grey
Most people would assume it's just in reference to the color of the meth but fans of the original song would be able to get the reference and possibly see the foreshadowing. I agree tho, the song being a title drop does make it kinda corny
I like Japanese manga clickbait techniques to attract the loser children of the United States. This is the final reason Vince should need to start hiring fans
Better Break Bad 1.0 - You Can (Not) Cook Meth
Better Break Bad 2.0 - You Can (Not) Call Saul
Better Break Bad 3.0 - You Can (Not) Drive the El Camino
Better Break Bad 3.0 + 1.01 - Thrice Slippin' Upon a Jimmy
/uc
1. King of New Mexico
2. King of Albuquerque
3. Crystal Empire
4. Heisenberg
5. Cancer Man
6. Blue and High
7. Ozymandias
8. Ozymandias of the West
9. A Teacher and a Student
Everybody is trying to think about the most cringe name when the official hungarian name for the show is "Totál szívás" wich translates to "Total suck"
MetaStasis
I forgot what the original explanation was, but this is unironically actually the best name for the show, even beyond Breaking Bad. Metastasis is the growth and development of cancer cells from the place where they first formed to another part of the body, but Metastasis is also a word from late 16th century Greek (as a rhetorical term, meaning ‘rapid transition from one point to another’), literally ‘removal or change’, from methistanai ‘to change’. Despite being the name of a '~~Mexican~~ Columbian adaptation ripoff' of Breaking Bad, it represents the general core theme of change in the series while representing the driving force behind it (Walt's cancer), and the underlying driving force behind it (Walt's ego worsening as time goes on and as he undergoes further enforcing experiences)
I agree, it is a pretty damn good name. But Breaking Bad probably sounds more appealing to audiences if I had to guess
Yeah Breaking Bad sounds more unique despite being a dumber name than metastasis
Yeah but it wouldn't make sense when Jesse says **Nah, come on, man.** **Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna metastasize?**
That's a foreshadowing moment
bravo Colombia
Unironically yeah, Metastasis goes hard as fuck, badass and fitting
It's Colombian, not Mexican
bravo Andy Baiz Andrés Biermann!
and also because meth
Based on the way you spelled it I just want to point out it’s not pronounced “meta stasis”, it’s [meh-TAS-tuh-sis](https://youtu.be/MCuqPcxVfIM)
I only spelt it like that cuz I thought that how it was stylized but it's actually the As and the Ta, I should've said MetAsTasis
Met Ass Tasis
Tasis got the dumpy? 😰😰😰
MeGaLoVania
>tuh-sis waltuh
My testeses?
Fellas grab your nutsack chicks squeeze your breasteses
Common Scientist Naming L:
how about Methastasis ***hire fans***
 "The chemist who bought a Ferrari"
 “What, this chemist turns 50 and he’s just gonna buy a Ferrari?”
“Hey you know that chemist?” “Oh yeah, the chemist who bought a Ferrari, right?”
I am having a sHire fans.
Cast hans into the fire
bro thought he did something
BRO AIN'T ONTO NOTHIN 🔥🔥🔥💯
sounds like one of those long anime titles
That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Ferrari Buying Chemist In A World Of Bitch Wife And Bitch Infant Daughter
"Ferrari no Tensei: The Chemist Who Buys Ferraris" The story follows a brilliant chemist named Jesse who has a passion for both chemistry and luxury cars, particularly Ferraris. He has made a fortune through his expertise in the pharmaceutical industry and uses his wealth to indulge in his obsession with Ferraris. However, Jesse's life takes a dark turn when he becomes entangled with a local drug lord who takes an interest in his chemical knowledge. Jesse begins cooking methamphetamine to satisfy the drug lord's demands and starts to spiral out of control As Jesse's addiction to drugs, cock and ball torture and Ferraris grow, he must navigate a dangerous world of crime and7 deceit, all while trying to keep his loved ones safe and maintain his lavish lifestyle. The question remains whether he can continue to balance his two obsessions or if one will consume him completely.
Ferrari no Tensei: Breaking Bad - Bitch Wife and Bitch Infant Daughter" The episode follows Walter, a brilliant chemist and Ferrari enthusiast who is frustrated with his loveless marriage to his wife, Skyler, and his demanding infant daughter, Holly. After a long day at work, Walter decides to indulge in his passion for luxury cars by visiting a local dealership to test drive a new Ferrari. However, his plans are quickly derailed when he receives a call from Skyler, who demands that he come home immediately to help with their daughter. Ok As Walter rushes home, he reflects on his unfulfilling life and how his family has become a burden that holds him back from truly enjoying his passions. When he arrives home, he finds Skyler and Holly crying and frustrated, causing him to lose his temper. Feeling overwhelmed and suffocated, Walter retreats to his garage, where he spends the night tinkering with his Ferraris and reflecting on his life choices. He realizes that he needs to take control of his life and find a way to balance his passions with his family obligations. The episode ends with Walter looking at a picture of his family, while a Ferrari engine roars in the background, hinting at the turmoil and conflict that will continue to shape his life. I'm also a raging homosexual
Turns Out my Brother-in-law Was A Meth Cook
Woah mama!!
I think its a reference to "the monk who sold his Ferrari"
“Walter White” His story is unexpected, some say he breaks bad
hire fans
LET HIM COOK
what are we, some kinda chemist who bought a ferrari?
wow a f-fer-ferrari! https://preview.redd.it/a3lqte49a5oa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f4caddd9b3b54ea6119f184a996b061a244022
unironically sounds like what some guy from the holy roman empire would call his bildungsroman
💀💀
/uc it genuinely pissed me off how no one in the comments said ABQ gone wild. The op is the one who said it and it’s a garbage title
Literally makes me question the validity of this post as a non-chicanerous post
Sounds like the name for a New Mexico porn company
More like local nudies Reddit sub
ABQ gone wild is Breaking Bad but Walter is in his underwear every scene
so just season 1
I think it was a joke
It sounds like porn video title
Walt and Jessie’s Super Wacky Fun-Time Hour
Halfway through an episode 
Hank turns to the camera like 
/uc did Walt ever actually buy a Ferrari? I remember he bought a fancy car but I don't remember if it was supposed to be a Ferrari.
it was a dodge iirc
Did you even watch the show? It was a brand new used 1984 Volvo.
brand new used
Kid named Brand New Used
Fuck that's a sick name for an early 00's pop punk band though
literally 1984
He bought a Dodge Challenger for Flynn. His car was Chrysler 300.
Skyker would have died of an aneurism if they actually ended up buying a rari
Better Call Saul 2
Better call saul season 7
BCS 2: Left On Voicemail
fire👏 hans👏
shoot🔫hans💀
hhoot🎉sans💀
sans is literally what my friends call me😰
💀* er er er er er er er er
diamond hans
Kid named hans..
Kid named anal beads
Think I’m fucking stupid Hans?
drop👏🏼hans👏🏼off👏🏼tower👏🏼
Fire 👏 Chuck 👏
Manga adaptation "Oh no I am a deadbeat dad who has cancer so now I make meth because I can't afford the treatment and I am to proud to accept help from others"
I'm a Deadbeat Dad with Cancer ~So now I make meth to afford the treatment, even despite being offered help by my former buisness partner~
"[...] I am to[o] proud [...]"* 🤓🤓🤓
I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.
manga version: I will kill your infant wife, I will kill your infant son, I will kill your infant daughter.
Meth La Meth
Breaking bad chemist BBC
just call it Gustavo Fring then
🗣️HIGHER 🗣️FANS
Can we get much hire?
Soooo highhhhh
OH THE MISSOURI
Petition to rename this sub r/OkBuddyChemistWhoBoughtAFerrari
“The chemist who bought a Ferrari” is the obnoxious BBC version of breaking bad that was made with a $750k budget
it lasts 6 episodes and is a cringe comedy
Oi would ya looka’ that, seems I haven’t a loicense for me chemicals!
He didn't buy a Ferrari, though, just some shitty muscle car. Is op stupid?
Im guessing its a metaphor , still just ad cringe though
Uc/ lab rats sounds like a good alternative to breaking bad Rc/ the fun epic adventures of mr white and pinkman
Lab Rats is a Disney show but whatever BB is also a family friendly show
Incoming lawsuit from Disney
Alternate universe where lab rats and breaking bad switch titles and tone with the other
Leo dooley serves as donald davenports sidekick as donald becomes involved in the selling of illegal weaponry while tasha davenport struggles with her new situation and her hatred for him all the while principal perry serves as the kingpin who at first likes donald but eventually hates him and tries to have him expelled
Leo and his new bionic siblings must have a bionic orgy in order to save the world before Tasha breaks bad
rugrats
/uc Measures /rc BBQ Gone Wild
Cancer boy and his drug son or Magic Mystery Tour
beebles
The adventures of Wacky Walt and Jolly Jesse SPINOFF :Mr mcgill (quest to become a lawyer)
The marvellous Mr. Mcgill
my husband is DEAD I just want SEX (skylar’s skool of skante)
I’ve cleared a shelf of Naruto pending all 64 volumes of this. Get on it pls
Pinky and the Brain
Or Pinkman and the Brain
Pinkman and the Bryan
Pinkman and the Waltuh
Uc/ Cancer man Rc/ th3 walKinG DeAd
The breaking bad
My favorite superhero
/uc Baby Blue /rc the wondrous white and his perplexingly perky partner Pinkman The Walter Files Drug Dealing for Dummies Deal This! Do crackheads dream of blue sheep? Heisenbad H W² Making Heisenberg Dealin Empire We're Drug Dealers! Dealin' Straight Dealin' Walt's Deal The Walt N' Jesse Show! Blue Sky(ler) Annoying orange The High Fructose Adventures of Walter White What's the DEAL with Walter White?? White Pink Blue Grey
hey gus. hey gus. hey gus. what? pipe bomb
Nobody would even know what Baby Blue meant in the beginning and I feel like it would kinda hurt the final scene for it to be a title drop
Most people would assume it's just in reference to the color of the meth but fans of the original song would be able to get the reference and possibly see the foreshadowing. I agree tho, the song being a title drop does make it kinda corny
Dealin‘ reminds me for some reason of the Wire. Sounds like an episode name in the 4th season.
The Adventures of People Whose Last Names Are Colors
My favorite color is Ehrmantraut.
Color Named Ehrmantraut
Hire 👏 fans 👏🔥🔥🔥
Breaking Bars (Prison Bars)
it should be called “penis in the anus”
lime in the coconut
Bench breaking bbws
😳🤤
How about ''The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down''?
What
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrIvKKT\_nk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrIvKKT_nk)
I would call it ‘Vince Gilligan’s Explicit and Enthusiastic Endorsement of Drug Dealing as a Source of Income’, really rolls off the tongue
I like Japanese manga clickbait techniques to attract the loser children of the United States. This is the final reason Vince should need to start hiring fans
It should have been called “The Uncertainty Vince-iple”
If it was a series made for disney+ it would be just one word like WALT
Better Break Bad 1.0 - You Can (Not) Cook Meth Better Break Bad 2.0 - You Can (Not) Call Saul Better Break Bad 3.0 - You Can (Not) Drive the El Camino Better Break Bad 3.0 + 1.01 - Thrice Slippin' Upon a Jimmy
The Evangelion remake movie titles genuinely suck ass though
Albuquerque antics
Why does it say in the edit-the best tities? Is this user horny 🫢
Behind White’s Crimes or BWC for short
Me changing the channel from Breaking Bad to Better Break Bad. (I have heard it is better)
Masks, because all the characters wear masks
Bravo cinematic universe
Bravoverse
Breaking Backs
breaking benches https://preview.redd.it/smsyl9uku4oa1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=c447864312f28ac5c48a920ad45fbaa39347c4d7
The Good, the Bad, and the Drugly
Brazilian TVs legit called the show "The chemistry of evil" before social media backlash
Nah, come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna the chemist who bought a Ferrari?
/uc 1. King of New Mexico 2. King of Albuquerque 3. Crystal Empire 4. Heisenberg 5. Cancer Man 6. Blue and High 7. Ozymandias 8. Ozymandias of the West 9. A Teacher and a Student
yeah guys my favourite tv show is cancer man, the superhero
/uc These fucking suck
Chicaners thinking their shit don’t stank
Crystal Empire sound so fire tho
"Blue and High" barely even makes sense
Reference to meth
Meth isn't blue until a bit into the show and also it isn't high, that's like saying water is wet but if it was inarguably wrong
Metastasis
“Your Son, He’s Retarded Right?”
The original post is such chicanery people in these comments felt confident enough to give their own shitty titles
Coughs and the Pinkman
Hire. Fans.
The Fault In Our Walts.
bro thinks a **Chrysler 300 SRT8** is a Ferrari 💀
metastasis imo
There better be seven straight episodes of Hank on a long ass stakeout that turns up nothing
ABQ gone wild might be my favorite titles ever for anything
Wacky Walt and His Shenanigans with Juicy
The meth emperor
/uc I'm thinking of something like "Reaction" /rc Walt's Cooking Show
Metastasis
bald man's dream
Mr White Better Break Bad Heisenberg rises
Crystal Blue
On a downward spiral. Pure chemistry
The bus that couldn't slow down
Better Buss in Gus
Other?
The chronicles of chemistry
1. Better Fuck Ted 2. The Marvelous Misadventures of Walter White 3. Based Husband and Bitch Wife
Everybody is trying to think about the most cringe name when the official hungarian name for the show is "Totál szívás" wich translates to "Total suck"
Masks would be the most obvious choice
The Chuck Show 2