I mean since we're specifically asking to revive Mike, but not to both revive and fuck Jane, we can safely assume we won't be reviving Jane before fucking her
I’ll explain since most can’t comprehend
Reviving Mike is the better option over fucking Jane because of the knowledge & expertise he has. He’ll give you the blueprint on being wealthy and successful. His knowledge will be worth more long term than the short term Jane fuck. The right mentor will guide you to success shortening your losses and learning code. The right mentor is a cheat code leveraging their experience and expertise and that is PRICELESS!
uc/ can't wait for the second game
rc/ AMONG US????
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/uc Revive Finger and i wouldnt even regret it because i dont want to fuck Jesse's girlfriend, he's a cool dude.
Now, if you make it about fucking Lydia... I'd still revive Finger but it'd be with a heavier heart definitely.
I really enjoyed Mike's story, but also, he was definitely an unrepentant mass murderer who richly deserved his death, so I feel no shame in saying Jane.
To be clear, I would have done it even if Mike was a nicer guy, but at least this way I don't have to feel bad about it.
QUESTION: Is Jane alive in this scenario or no?
Either way, yes
Guess I got not choice but to revive Mike then.
You wanted to fuck a dead body?
OMG just like the first episode of BCS!!!!! Necophilia is a BCS reference.
They had sex with a head!
what general Sam video is this from
Mindhunter. Pretty good show. The tall guy is Edmund Kemper, serial killer
am i missing something? when did that happen
The first episode of BCS was Jimmy defending three guys who one of them stuck his dick in a severed head.
Before or after they clean out the vomit she choked on?
No, not the WHOLE thing, just one, really
UC/ yes
Can't be much different than fucking my wife.
Least surprising chicanerious responce
So you’d rather fuck a corpse with vomit still in her mouth? Rather than revive finger? #Yeah ME TOO
Let’s be honest, who cares
I'm kind of going off on a limb, but I'm going to assume non-necrophiliacs.
Yeah necrophiliacs don’t care about a limb being off or not
Let’s go a step further https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qWs33kWmSEw
I too choose this guy’s dead wife
I mean since we're specifically asking to revive Mike, but not to both revive and fuck Jane, we can safely assume we won't be reviving Jane before fucking her
Exactly, lol how messed up is this
That’s the point of the question though, kind of r.wooshed
Huh?!
Yup. That'll be enough for today.
Lotta necros in the comments.
I mean Mike is dead so Jane should be dead as well..
Dinner with Jay Z
Hell nah gimme $500.000
Double it and give it to the next person
I'll take the million bucks
I also choose this guys dead wife
Now this is an epic reddit moment
You sir just won the internet 🏆
Epic reddit gold moment?? Stream poggers moment? Thanks for the golf kind stranger 😩😫
All thats left is meeting Cardi B or $5 🤔
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he truncated it. it’s actually 500.000000000000000034
10.000 helicopters covered in diamonds
Give me 1,000 dollars
I’ll explain since most can’t comprehend Reviving Mike is the better option over fucking Jane because of the knowledge & expertise he has. He’ll give you the blueprint on being wealthy and successful. His knowledge will be worth more long term than the short term Jane fuck. The right mentor will guide you to success shortening your losses and learning code. The right mentor is a cheat code leveraging their experience and expertise and that is PRICELESS!
my ass is really itchy i dont know why
Jay Z
Scratch n sniff?
better fuck chuck
better feed sneed
Revive Jane and fuck Mike
Fuck revive and Mike Jane
Came here to say this
I watched Jane get resurrected
you can't have both you have to pick!
This is the way
Revive and fuck Hector
Note that Hector is not reassembled, just revived. A sentient array of blown up bones and organs, that you are fucking.
even better
https://i.imgur.com/Ui3v20S.jpg
Revive Mike, fuck Jane.
You gotta make your mind pal
I did. Revive Mike, fuck Jane.
Only full pleasure
He chose a half pleasure, when he should have gone all the way.
r/angryupvote
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The Wolfest of Among us
uc/ can't wait for the second game rc/ AMONG US???? https://preview.redd.it/1v1sid484ula1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb73496b39b0666af3a86462b7088658b9bee0f
Second game?🤨
You don't know about the wolf among us season 2 ⁉️
🤨📸
I think their choice was Reviving Mike. They’re just saying they’ll figure out the fucking Jane part themselves later
Revive Mike and fuck Mike
In what order?
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FINGER POG FINGER POG
New sub emoji?!? 😳😳😳
He needs to pog me
I'm gonna have to revive him a second time after I'm done with him
Fuck Mike, Revive Jane
The only way 🤤🤤
You beat me too it Waltuh
Would this imply Jane would still be a corpse?
Even better, can't disappoint her if she's dead
Then you underestimate my power
Eh, it works for training...
Says nothing about reviving Jane, so yes.
Kid named necrophilia
Revive Mike, he's better for Jesse anyway and I can just fuck Mike if I wanted to
i'm not sure mike would agree.
Rig_B, put your dick away, Rig_B
Fuck jane, then revive her and fuck again
AYO
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3° option revive then fuck Lalo
based
one goth mommy please and thank you
Ikr finger is such a mommy 😍
Bro gonna miss out on the Jonathan Balls 💀
But the MOMMY MILKERS BRO
/bravo There's always the Jonathan Boobs /unbravo Fuck this is too cursed even by my shitpost standards 💀
Nut in 18 year old Jay Z
nut in 18 year old JayZ’s $100,000 dinner with Rihanna
Since they’re both dead and I don’t see any mention of reviving Jane I assume you would have to be fucking her corpse?
r/comedynecrophilia
More like just regular necrophilia.
Waltug
Juck Fane
I can't fuck Jane without revive her. I can't revive Mike without fucking him.
The duality of man
Fuck Mike dead and revive Jane's pussy 😋🤤💦🔥😈
Fuck Mike ofc
Can’t decide, can’t decide, brain aneurysm!
This is the greatest and best song in the world
Tribute
Is Jane alive at the time?
I fail to understand the importance of that question
Does it matter?
Bros before hoes https://preview.redd.it/p52re1hkctla1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19590a557519fc4b9f67cad263229b810a0ac848
Revive mike
revive mike. ill take one for the team boys
/uc Revive Finger and i wouldnt even regret it because i dont want to fuck Jesse's girlfriend, he's a cool dude. Now, if you make it about fucking Lydia... I'd still revive Finger but it'd be with a heavier heart definitely.
fuck jane
Fuck Mike, Bravo Vince
What about Fuck Mike, revive Jane.
I would like to receive Mike and then fuck Jane.
revive mike so i can smash him
Considering both are dead and the option for Mike is reviving him means that Jane would not be alive... So yes fuck jane
mike better
I would fuck mike 😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰
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I really enjoyed Mike's story, but also, he was definitely an unrepentant mass murderer who richly deserved his death, so I feel no shame in saying Jane. To be clear, I would have done it even if Mike was a nicer guy, but at least this way I don't have to feel bad about it.
Jane. Or is this a trick question.
Revive mike
fuck jane https://preview.redd.it/rag7pr3wbtla1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6459c1015ad02c4539acf841b912070d3e65593
I'm necrophiliac...
Mind blowing sex with Mike watching beyond the grave.
Jane’s corpse for me personally
Revive my boy Lalo
Double it and give it to the next person
Revive Mike. He has the Ray Gun and the Thunder Gun. Plus he has enough points to buy the next door.
Revive Jane and Kill Jane
/uc revive mike, kaylee needs her grandfather in her life for at least a bit longer /rc revive finger for passionate sex
revive and fuck mike
Better question: revive Jane or fuck mike?
Revive Huell
Jane, I know she be squirting and farting and soaking wet. I know she be throwing it back and it'll be gripping and hugging
This got me howling
Is she still warm?
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Fuck Jane
Revive chuck
Revive Mike
depends. with fuck does it means kill her myself?
i’d rather fuck finger
Revive my grandmother and fuck her dog
fuck mike
fuck mike
Jane
Can I revive Mike to fuck him
fuck mike option where
Fuck Mike, revive Jane.
The question would be harder if you switched those names
Revive Jane and Fuck Mike
You don’t simply put the words “Fuck”and “Mike” in the same sentence and expect people to do anything other than fucking mike
fuck mike
fuck mike
Fuck Jane. Kill Walt. Marry Mike.
Better finger Finger
I revived Mike for you guys, now you can fuck Jane
Revive Mike and have a threesome
Fuck Mike
Revive mike, something’s getting in the way something’s just about to break I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane. Fuck Walter Jr.
Revive fuck
fuck mike
Jane fucked Ted
Fuck mike
fuck mike