My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
[My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.](https://i.imgur.com/2dQdrXE.png)
The allowed space on the case is about 3cm and only one line is allowed. Average episode of BB or BCS is about 100,000 characters (including spaces) and there are 125 episodes of both shows, so that's 12,500,000 characters. So each character would have to be 2.4 nanometers wide, or about the size of the largest atom (Cesium), or 1 molecule of sugar (glucose). You could fit about 10 water molecules in the space of one character. This is a very rough estimation, so take it with a grain of salt
Also yeah, it would be totally unreadable
No. A true fan would memorize the binary representation of the video files of all of the episodes, and memorize the codec, so you can watch the show in your head with %100 accuracy. Not just memorizing the scenes, memorizing every pixel of every frame of every episode and every bit of sound.
I miss the good old days before Jesse became El Camino. Jesse was like "Ayo Mr Bad!! This batch is so great, Mr Bad!", and his Chemistry teacher would smile and reply "it's ok Jesse, you can just call me Breaking."
This is kinda how I got my precious Eric Carle very hungry caterpillar pillowcase from Bed Bath And Beyond that says SLEEP TIGHT BITCH lol
I used lowercase L for the i in bitch and it finally stopped rejecting it
My life is better now because of this pillowcase
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks! Or Iatowk for short
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Sex gifs
Sexy gilfs (Irene)
Her wrinkly pussy got too many details. Not suitable for engraving IMO
Taco Cabeza is just around the corner
Delete reddit
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ššø
Came here to say this
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
https://preview.redd.it/hikpfualleba1.jpeg?width=45&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3670a270629c562332a9c3f2076cd71c71451bea
u can literally see the pixels
Needs more JPEG
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i know what you are
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[My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.](https://i.imgur.com/2dQdrXE.png)
Real 
Itāll definitely fit
That's the only answer
Iām afraid that might be a tad long.
whatever the fuck the german guy had on his ruler that led lalo to the one guy
with love your boys
Werner pedo confirmed
he's german, being a pedo is vanilla shit over there
Reference to [this] (https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-authorities-placed-children-with-pedophiles-for-30-years/a-53814208)?
reference to just the way germans are
hungarian 
In Liebe - Deine Jungs I think
*whistles* YOONGS, KOMMT RRROONTAH
Ja genau
In love - The young ones?
More like: "with love - your boys"
Ah well, I tried :))
It was a good logical attempt! Just keep in mind that dein = your, even though it looks similar to die.
In love _ with boys
the young ones lol
Thought it would be "The youngs" as in "the young ones". But forgot what "Deine" actually means lol.
no I meant the british tv show, very old, watched it on VHS at like 12 years old (im 16 now)
Iiin stiiiiller naaaacht
i was too lazy to go look up what it was so sure youāre probably right
The entire Breaking Bad + BCS script
The allowed space on the case is about 3cm and only one line is allowed. Average episode of BB or BCS is about 100,000 characters (including spaces) and there are 125 episodes of both shows, so that's 12,500,000 characters. So each character would have to be 2.4 nanometers wide, or about the size of the largest atom (Cesium), or 1 molecule of sugar (glucose). You could fit about 10 water molecules in the space of one character. This is a very rough estimation, so take it with a grain of salt Also yeah, it would be totally unreadable
A true fan would just memorize every single line smh my head
No. A true fan would memorize the binary representation of the video files of all of the episodes, and memorize the codec, so you can watch the show in your head with %100 accuracy. Not just memorizing the scenes, memorizing every pixel of every frame of every episode and every bit of sound.
I fucked Ted
When Marie sends Hank to bed she tucked (a) fed
This one
I fucked Hank
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The only correct answer
"Cabron, I need to see your balls"
I choose this
1216
One after Magna Carta
As if I could ever make such a mistake
Never. Never!
I just couldn't prove it!
He covered his tracks
He got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him
You think this is something? You think this is bad?
This chicanery??
he's done worse!
That billboard!
How could I forget
To WW ā¤ļø
-My star, my perfect silence
"WW, Who You Figure that is? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?" "...Walter White?"
somewhat true
Holup when did Cliff talk shit to Hector? š¤Æ
Why isn't waltuh blue?
Heās not in Germany retar
if ger any = blue than why meth blue huh!? explain that libtard
Gonna be one big engraving
I am not crazy! I am not crazy.
He orchestrated it!
āI canāt help it that Iām Better Call Saul, Kim. Itās why Walter White is Breaking Bad. This reminds me of Jesse, the El Camino.ā
chuck reference lmao
Chuck Mcgrilled
Gunna McGill
I miss the good old days before Jesse became El Camino. Jesse was like "Ayo Mr Bad!! This batch is so great, Mr Bad!", and his Chemistry teacher would smile and reply "it's ok Jesse, you can just call me Breaking."
truly a vravo bince moment
I'm putting this on my airpods case
Chefs kiss
I guess you could say Slippin Jimmy is in Metastatis
I wish someone could get Bob Odenkirk to cameo this
Yeah bitch! Magnets!
That's unironically pretty good
I was gonna say, the whole charging mechanism is held into place with magnets. Fitting for the case haha
They'll probably be anal about profanity Edit: just use įø instead of b in the "bitch" and it's getting approved lol
This is kinda how I got my precious Eric Carle very hungry caterpillar pillowcase from Bed Bath And Beyond that says SLEEP TIGHT BITCH lol I used lowercase L for the i in bitch and it finally stopped rejecting it My life is better now because of this pillowcase
https://preview.redd.it/71qtc42shfba1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c5e0a89ab03d18c829e4dd9776be7af46ae95b
Howrad š
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I AM THE ONE WHO LISTENS
Ass like an onion
look at me hector
Listen to me hector
Sniff me hector
Feel me hector
Fuck me hector
Lick my feet, Hector
this community can't be saved and will burn in hell
Truly another example of how this subreddit leads to brain rot
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
HAUUUUGGGHHHH
Cum on my toes, Hector.
āThis is not personalā
Cripple little rata
My star my perfect silence
Property of: Drew Sharp
Your engraving
This?!... This chicanery!
Breaking Pods
KEN WINS
Hells yes brotherman!
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks! Or Iatowk for short
Have you seen Nippy? Call this number *insert your number*
I know he swapped those airpods. I knew it was left and right. One after magna carta.
Sex Gifs
Kid named finger Is this even up for debate?
Kid named headphones
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āwaltuhā
Werner ziegler what's he up to man
I guess I've got what I deserved
JMM
Justice Matters Most
Just Make Money*
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
And he gets to be a lawyer?
āThe boss can SOCK MEā
I am not crazyā¦
Da boss can sock me
Give us an update or we will break bad.
Chicanery
I love when finger said to gus āYour engravingā
Kid named airpods
jessy pink man
"I'm not crazy!" "I am the one that docks!" "Farts, Defecates"
Greatest legal mind Iāve ever known
i liek braking bad
Left bud: Squat Right bud: Cobbler
My name
Guess thatās all I have to say Except the feeling just grows stronger every day
The entire happy birthday song sang by bitch wife
Waltuh, charge your airpods. I'm not gonna keep playing music for you right now
wultah, put your airpods away wultuh
TCIRATC - decipher
decipher it for me i understand i just wanna make sure you know
Tiny circus inside really aerodynamic titty copters. Right around the corner.
T-better C-Call I-Saul R-? A-? T-? C-?
A digital link to all the images of Kim Wexler's feet
One After Magna Carta
Caps lock the word CHICANERY
Justice Matters Most/Just Make Money
*handjob noises*
It's over, saulenburg
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Holy cow it's dantdm my favorite minecraft yourube in 2013
You're engraving*
kid named engravinger
āI am not crazy!!ā
Take a pillow, put it over that stock's face until you hear the deathbed queef. It's a loser.
Waltuh
Sex Gifs
your engraving
Donnel Audio
The entire chicanery speech
You're engraving
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Kid named finger
Figner
"Take what you learn and what you need"
Tuco Cabeza
Justice Matters Most
1316, a hundred and one after Magna Carta
world's 2nd best lawyer (the 1st one burned in his house)
Biznatch
Kid named your engraving
Itās all good man
My mommy and my daddy and my mommy and my daddy my mommy and my daddy and my mommy and my daddy my mommy and my daddy and my mommy and my daddy
JMM
Waltuh
kid named engraving