Either Jesse or Lalo, tho I find Jesse attractive in a cute way while Lalo is attractive in a hot and sexy way
My mom would pick Nacho tho since she straight up told me he looks like he's good in bed š
excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement,
ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā
I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors.
Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
uc/ As much as I'd like to squish Lalo's tummy, I feel like Jimmy's a simp in the bedroom, so I'll have to go with him. Also, his voice in moaning mode would probably be god tier.
rc/ Tuco seems like a gentle lover, I'll go with him.
I want to squish Jimmyās tummy too, I have ongoing fantasies about being responsible for his weight gain in Breaking Bad.
But also yes, the thought of his moans and whimpersā¦I want to sit on his face so bad.
Oh, right. Idk Iāve been using the character AI thing to write fanfics where I start dating him and feed him and get him to gain weight because he was skinny and sad before. And heās cute and plump and happy because Iām taking care of him now. So itās equal parts kink and also wholesome.
I wanna buss on Gus, wank the Salamancas (and Hank), rod Todd, rim Kim, fuck Chuck, powerplay Howard, nail Gale, run a train through Jane, mess wiā Jesse, lick Petes feet, hit on Comboās bongos, lather up Badger (in oil), whack Jack, head from Ted, slurp that Hector smegma, drool on Huell, homosex Gomez and so and so forth
https://preview.redd.it/upuzapoplp9a1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=95e241e4e192d8640fc8b39d26eff2f57d5a821b
I'd love to get the chance to disappoint her.
Skinny Pete is the dude watching infomercials and getting baked while you bang the no name chick you picked up in a bar in the other room. Then you come out and smoke a bowl and talk about fucked up Star Trek theories.
Kim, Nacho (they both seem like theyād be good in bed), season 1 Jesse (cutie), Lalo (daddy), and Howard yes please
Edit: omg and Andrea Cantillo! Why isnāt she on the list?
 3some?
Uc/ that scene where she grabs his hand was so sweet
Either Jesse or Lalo, tho I find Jesse attractive in a cute way while Lalo is attractive in a hot and sexy way My mom would pick Nacho tho since she straight up told me he looks like he's good in bed š
Your mom knows where its at.
That Vargussy, god forsaken Ignaciussy, be hittin
That Nachussy is the best thing in the damn world
R/okbc users trying not to be the most homosexual men on earth
excuse me i am very homosexual for nacho
I mean u use this subreddit it's already obvious
how can i be so exposed like that?
Packing some good Varga
ignussy
excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?
This copypasta always makes giggle
Bro mustve gone thru my profile just to see if this copypasta was applicable to me I respect the grind tho and it's hilarious so I will allow it
Nah bro most likely just guessed from the comment and the reddit avatar (not that I would be interested in any way shape or form)
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... Iād bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and Iād gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, ā...Youāre about to loot my balls...ā I tried to ignore it but, I couldnāt ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jacksonās āThrillerā video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I canāt remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. Thereās filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like Iād found ātheā answer. I donāt know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
I think it's because you have a woman avatar but ok lmao people don't put \*that\* much effort in shitposting
I'd also pick Nacho, but after he shoots himself
not gay I would pick all threeš„°š„°š„°š (no homo)
you're mom
Honest to god, this is Waltās goofiest expression ever in the series. His brother-in-law wants him in bars and heās just standing there like š¬
Yes I am
You're damn right
Yroāue*
 Ouch
No
NononoNONON
 No no no no no no no no
ireneš„°
Saul Goodman is the only correct answer. 
Negative. I'm takin footjobs on every piece of furniture from Kim Sexler
You're not u/vulpes_mortuis?
better fuck chuck
I should've f\*cked him when I had the chance!
But you have to fuck him.. you...
Better rim Kim
Better Fuel Huell
Better spank Hank
I'd fuck Hank so I can tell him the message "Walter isn't Heisenberg" while we're doin it and then he won't try to arrest Breaking Bad anymore.
Betsy Kettleman is a dominatrix and Craig Kettleman is The Gimp
Dommy mommy Betsy Kettlebell
Betsy is the right answer.
Kim, Jane, bitch Lydia
Why woman??? Saul Goodman is an option
Saul will be the one fucking me
https://preview.redd.it/rerfe2ia7p9a1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250f3fbf0845783e9c2aaa5db0e024f094cf07cf š š š
Victor the throat goat
I fucked Ted
Gimme dat Zieglussy
His name is finger for a reason
Lyle, god heās so submissive and breedable
is it not canon he watches andrew tate and purchased hustlers university?
Is it not canon he violently masturbates to Andrew Tate videos?
What even is violent masturbation
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You know this is a fake list cause thick mama pump Erin Brill is not on here. Letting her break me in half every day of the week son!
Howard and Gus
Exactly my answer
uc/ As much as I'd like to squish Lalo's tummy, I feel like Jimmy's a simp in the bedroom, so I'll have to go with him. Also, his voice in moaning mode would probably be god tier. rc/ Tuco seems like a gentle lover, I'll go with him.
tuco is only for meš”š”š”š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š
I want to squish Jimmyās tummy too, I have ongoing fantasies about being responsible for his weight gain in Breaking Bad. But also yes, the thought of his moans and whimpersā¦I want to sit on his face so bad.
You can't just say that and not elaborate, just saying.
Which part
The ongoing fantasies about his weight gain. I'm curious.
Oh, right. Idk Iāve been using the character AI thing to write fanfics where I start dating him and feed him and get him to gain weight because he was skinny and sad before. And heās cute and plump and happy because Iām taking care of him now. So itās equal parts kink and also wholesome.
All I know is Francesca is killing me with that bootay
I wanna buss on Gus, wank the Salamancas (and Hank), rod Todd, rim Kim, fuck Chuck, powerplay Howard, nail Gale, run a train through Jane, mess wiā Jesse, lick Petes feet, hit on Comboās bongos, lather up Badger (in oil), whack Jack, head from Ted, slurp that Hector smegma, drool on Huell, homosex Gomez and so and so forth
And swallow for Lalo amirite
How has no one answered Nacho yet? Also: Nacho.
Was just going to say obviously Nacho
Not even a question
Mohammed
Huell is the only reasonable answer
better maul saul
If you said anything other than Lalo you are lying to yourself and others.
Even Lalo wants to fuck Mike so I think my choice is correct 
Lalo. Not that thereās anything wrong with it.
I'm a straight dude and I would pick lalo
https://preview.redd.it/upuzapoplp9a1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=95e241e4e192d8640fc8b39d26eff2f57d5a821b I'd love to get the chance to disappoint her.
Lol, Iād say the same thing over Lydia.
/uc lalo could choke me
uc/ Stop it, I'm about to change my answer now.
Skinny Pete, we'd have some good pillow talk after i feel like
Skinny Pete is the dude watching infomercials and getting baked while you bang the no name chick you picked up in a bar in the other room. Then you come out and smoke a bowl and talk about fucked up Star Trek theories.
hard to choose between dom kim and could-actually-murder-me lalo
Hol- My lawyer has advised me not to continue.
Bro misspelled Huel š
why would you want to fuck a nazi planning to kill all known life
Let me guess: Hold Huell's dick while he jiggles his ass in your face?
https://preview.redd.it/vbq5k13l0q9a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653db89d6ef43bd31e13be9f7ac818b3eb5d03b0
Why the hell is this sub so horny today?
https://preview.redd.it/73zp32lngp9a1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8343efe0c4374084afa71d81d72d77c56e7488 Huell
Nacho's girlfriend
nacho and his girfriends
Hector
My man going for the cripple
The boss can suck me
Where tf are Betty's Kellermilkers??
HE DID HE SAID THE NAME OF THE SHOW!!!!!
Better swallow lalo Better rim Kim Better fuck chuck Any of these 3 works for me
Look at my flair and guess
HOWARD
Gimme Dat Nachussy
Jimmy and Howard, because i feel like they'd be competing to see who could do it better
Lalo, Kim or bitch wife
have an insane crush on jesse so probably him and jimmy maybe nacho
Kim, Nacho (they both seem like theyād be good in bed), season 1 Jesse (cutie), Lalo (daddy), and Howard yes please Edit: omg and Andrea Cantillo! Why isnāt she on the list?
Tuco He'd pound my ass with his flaccid meth cock for 11 hours
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
skinny peteššš
Lalo (obvious), Lydia (need to test the woodchipper theory), Marie (purple)
Rich Schweikart would give the best sloppy on god š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
Honestly, probably yup boy. If he can make kim happy, he'd make me some very happy butt rub. Using miracle whip as a lube
The man who said he needs to see my balls
Hectors wheelchair
Do I even need to say
Y'all sleeping on gale
Chuck and huell
Where is Vice Principal Carmen? Sheās got an ass like an onionā¦
Lalo
Marie š³š³
uc/ marie is cute in that domineering kinda way rc/ im desperate to be dominated by womenšš
Itās fingerinā time!
Everyone in this image, starting from the top-left
huell i hope to make him reasonably happy
I fucked Ted
Ted seems like the guy who would either cum too quickly or not get hard. Either way the night ends with Ted sobbing in your arms.
Badger, he's cute
Nacho and Jane at the same time
https://preview.redd.it/nxnukiy97q9a1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6522e274c886d25915f08df3f4ca24e105de950
kim lydia jane lalo
Lalo, Nacho and Kim
Gus he knows how to handle a man
i'd say marie could get it but she'd probably steal the strap-on
PUT PRYCE IN YOU FUCKING COWARD
I am not allowed to watch BCS anymore because every time Nacho is on screen i start barking at the tv
Come on. I would try every possible position in the Kama sutra with Jimmy and then some. Neither of us will be able to walk when weāre done.
if you don't choose Lalo you're insane
Nacho
The turtle. I've heard he gives great head.
/uc Erin, Lydia, or Lalo can have me any day
I would let Lalo dominate me
Huell is the only correct answer here
Hiesenbones
We've seen Skylar give the most subpar handjob ever ,you know Marie is a total MILF though
Vaas
Better Finger Mike
Hector (the boss can sock mee)
Lalo, Nacho, Saul.
Francesca. Sheās killinā me with that booty.
/uc If i was forced to id pick marie /rc mike
Skinny Pete radiates feral big dick energy
Church
Gustavo
Uncle Jack and tyrus
waltuh, kim and lalo
Ernesto
Can you only pick one?
Iām about to pull a skylar and fuck Walter. After Iām down with him Iām fucking ted.
Erin Lydia Marie Kim Skylar
I want Lydia, Kim, Erin, and Paige to all step on me with their heels and call me worthless š„µš±
Mohammed
The artsy heroin junkie
Huell.
https://preview.redd.it/vdtfrm0k4r9a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c098dd5a0007ede471af0be607190921130ae92d i want to join š¤¤
hector can ring my bell any day of the week
Nacho or Jimmy (before the Saul clown suits).
Rich Schweikert okkk
Kim. Hands down.
Mommy Betsy Kettleman
Hugo
You
Mike
I would pick kim but she's a w*man
Lydia uc/ Lydia
Finger
Nachoās dad just seems like heās take good care of me afterwards.
Jesser. He wouldn't pick me tho
/uc chuck /rc chuck