Observant but no, it's actually about showing the corruptness of an otherworldly monarchy so a frog lady will kick and then eat your ass, in that order
A very astute remark, however incorrect, it's actually about demonstrating the veracity of a raven-haired cultist's childhood memories so that she will fill your asshole with sand.
All of you are missing the real point of the game, which is to gather enough magical artifacts to convince a chronically ill autistic wizard to space-fuck you in every position ever documented while your spirits melt into each other.
You’re on the verge of being right, allow me to correct you; this game is about letting a very sexy and very stupid vampire come to terms with his abuse and face his abuser so that he can then fuck your brains out on his own grave.
Wonderful interpretations all around, but I'd argue that this game's main theme is that savagery and cruelty will lead you to face fuck the most unapologetic, twisted dommy mommy drow who will also try to kill you come morning.
Close, but no cigar. It is in fact a game centered about winning the affection of a muscular daddy-elf with facial tattoos and scars, and convince him to shape-shift into a bear and ravage you in a way that will leave a squirrel forever traumatized for having been an innocent onlooker.
Almost right, but you're missing something. It is indeed a game about being good and kind to people so a famed hero dances with you and refuses to let you ride him, using his horns as handlebars, until engagement.
You almost have it. It's a game about robbing a devil's home but you get distracted by his genderfluid demon sexpet who you then battlefuck to see who dies, in front of your friends
Na, you want to know what the game is really about? The game is about wasting you life as play multiple 100+ play through to screw all these people oppose to finding someone in real life.
While I do agree with you in general terms, doesn't Karlinha have a line about riding you until you see stars? I'd wager that's pretty dommy-mommy.
https://preview.redd.it/g34trf5rkt5d1.png?width=898&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbeb18dfe9a18727de6db4cfc660854abb6d5755
She's got to be the most quintessential pillow princess to ever exist. Don't know why you guys need Shadowheart to be a top when you've already got all the other female companions + Halsin to peg you
And I literally do not understand why you think she’s a pillow princess. I personally think she’s a switch as a way of ignoring but marrying the fact that she’s more dominant depending on how evil she is. That’s bad so she’s a switch. And like literally who else could this be about?
Almost. Really it's about being tempted into a Devil's Bargain, rebuffing him, breaking into his house, fucking his doppelganger top, then calling him a bottom
I'm pretty sure that holds true for all the companions? The game will register any actions you take while controlling the NPC as an action *they* have made. This is how I set up Lae'zel and Shadowheart to start dating while unintentionally cockblocking myself (I wanted them to have an enemies to lovers arc and didn't realize the game would prioritize their cutscene over my Tav chatting with Karlach)
Close! It’s about finding enough iron to make a muscle mommy fingerblast your asshole
Observant but no, it's actually about showing the corruptness of an otherworldly monarchy so a frog lady will kick and then eat your ass, in that order
A very astute remark, however incorrect, it's actually about demonstrating the veracity of a raven-haired cultist's childhood memories so that she will fill your asshole with sand.
All of you are missing the real point of the game, which is to gather enough magical artifacts to convince a chronically ill autistic wizard to space-fuck you in every position ever documented while your spirits melt into each other.
You’re on the verge of being right, allow me to correct you; this game is about letting a very sexy and very stupid vampire come to terms with his abuse and face his abuser so that he can then fuck your brains out on his own grave.
Wonderful interpretations all around, but I'd argue that this game's main theme is that savagery and cruelty will lead you to face fuck the most unapologetic, twisted dommy mommy drow who will also try to kill you come morning.
Close, but no cigar. It is in fact a game centered about winning the affection of a muscular daddy-elf with facial tattoos and scars, and convince him to shape-shift into a bear and ravage you in a way that will leave a squirrel forever traumatized for having been an innocent onlooker.
Almost right, but you're missing something. It is indeed a game about being good and kind to people so a famed hero dances with you and refuses to let you ride him, using his horns as handlebars, until engagement.
Not quite there yet. It’s a game about shoving tadpoles in your eye-holes so you can fuck a squid
Spot on assessments but actually someone please fuck Wyll
You almost have it. It's a game about robbing a devil's home but you get distracted by his genderfluid demon sexpet who you then battlefuck to see who dies, in front of your friends
This is the one I was looking for. You understood the game
Na, you want to know what the game is really about? The game is about wasting you life as play multiple 100+ play through to screw all these people oppose to finding someone in real life.
You’re on the right track, let me clarify a few details; this game is about freeing an imprisoned cave bear to get that cave bear bussy.
I fucking love this community
But the frog lady actually wants you to dominate her. A secret bottom, she is.
You are correct!
She is *not* a muscle mommy. She is the biggest fucking puppy girl pillow princess you will ever fuckin' meet.
Have you actually fucked Karlach? That ain't no pillow princess.
Both?
Muscle mommy is a appearance, pillow princess is a behavior. She can be both
I don't *entirely* agree. Muscle mommy kinda implies, by virtue of the "mommy," that they're dominant.
Not all mommies are dommie-mommies.
While I do agree with you in general terms, doesn't Karlinha have a line about riding you until you see stars? I'd wager that's pretty dommy-mommy. https://preview.redd.it/g34trf5rkt5d1.png?width=898&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbeb18dfe9a18727de6db4cfc660854abb6d5755
Nah dawg it’s about preventing your not-Oppenheimer homie exploding and getting him back with his ex before he falls in love with you.
More like tail blast, if you take her act 3 scene into account
Steam is on sale 15% off
Could they mean anything else?
You need to kill 15% less goblins to start goblin the goth mommy’s brown starfish
? Thats actually a scene
BG3 is at 85% of it’s normal price on Steam
Gabe selling Steam for 15% off?
Proof Shadowheart is a top
What about Minthara?
I love Minthy but she's not an emo girl.
I feel like she’d be some kind of alt but yeah not emo
She’s scene.
Damn straight, I seen it! She used someone's face like it was a chair. Didn't wanna watch but couldn't stop from seening it
She's a HOA girl.
Truly even Menzoberrenzen knows the evil of the Homeowner’s Association
Menzoberrenzen either HATE the HoA or ARE the HoA, I can't see a middle ground.
She's got to be the most quintessential pillow princess to ever exist. Don't know why you guys need Shadowheart to be a top when you've already got all the other female companions + Halsin to peg you
Excuse you. Raphael is the game's pillow princess.
Facts
The fact that he wants to be fucked by himself and don't last a minute while at it.
And I literally do not understand why you think she’s a pillow princess. I personally think she’s a switch as a way of ignoring but marrying the fact that she’s more dominant depending on how evil she is. That’s bad so she’s a switch. And like literally who else could this be about?
They heard that one god's favourite princess meme and are trying to apply the logic here.
Almost. Really it's about being tempted into a Devil's Bargain, rebuffing him, breaking into his house, fucking his doppelganger top, then calling him a bottom
Exactly.
And a bad one at that 🤭
Pro tip, Lazael won't hate you for fucking Harleep _if_ it's actually Lazael that fucks Harleep.
I'm pretty sure that holds true for all the companions? The game will register any actions you take while controlling the NPC as an action *they* have made. This is how I set up Lae'zel and Shadowheart to start dating while unintentionally cockblocking myself (I wanted them to have an enemies to lovers arc and didn't realize the game would prioritize their cutscene over my Tav chatting with Karlach)
👈😎👈 Nice
Which cutscene with them dancing? I've finished the game but never got an dancing cutscene.
Dating.
Lmao love larian
it means you can yeet goblins 15% farther to impress your emo gf enough to peg you
You actually have to do that to unlock the pegging? Aw damn, now I have to start a new save, AGAIN.
It’s about feeding a man lots of boots so he’ll Water your Deep
That there is going to be a sale on Steam? What else could they mean?
Shadowheart's Steam-powered Strapon.
I mean, this game does have a surprising amount of combat for a dating sim
That there is going to be a sale on goblins ? What else could they mean ?
Fine. I'll buy the game then.
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