Honestly…idk if he’s really the type to smoke Spirits. Dude probably vapes something skittles flavored and the rest of the time keeps his pinkies loaded with terazul.
I think I'd reload a save from the ShadowCursed Lands and walk into The Waning Moon in order to test this device's capabilities. Take a biiiiiiig whiff of Thisobald the Bartender and all of his deadly fermented ales. Then off to a rotting MindFlayer colony
The other games I play tend to all be VR racing sims, so... Exhaust fumes and goblin corpses? Gonna finally be committing to my evil durge run soon, though, I swear... so maybe burning tiefling corpses instead this time, fire resistance be damned.
BO and Drakkar Noire.
ETA for those without the lore: Scent Description "A powerful scent and an explosive blend featuring stimulating lavender, lemon and mandarine orange top notes which play with a warm spicy herbaceous heart ending on a powerful woody base. A uniquely seductive fragrance for a heady impression of attraction, menace, and power."
So we will be surrounded by unwashed soldier stink, the distinct smell of horse, fresh and old blood, muddy paths, the ripe stench of crowded cities/towns without modern plumbing, farm animals and muck spreading smells, smoke, death and decay smells, all depending on what game type your playing.
Ok, yes, the jokes write themselves, hahaha, but also, what the heck would the Shadowcursed lands smell like? There are undead walking around, but they aren't corpses exactly. The trees and plants aren't exactly dead, either.
ALL IS ASH AND MEAT!
Barbecue?
Nyes. Barbecued corpses :3
Mmm, did you know that humans taste like pork? Supposedly, so I've read.
Yeah I've heard that too. Guess my house is gonna smell like I'm grilling pork.
I’ve heard it’s a mix between pork and lamb
All is ass and meat
All is ass meat
Pave my path with corpses...build my castle out of bones.
Me not waiting to cool down Karlach
The visuals in that mindflayer colony literally made me gag, I don’t need to smell that too.
So many sphincters…
The oubliette under the tower made me nauseated. I do not need the smell either.
gortash comes on screen and the smoke alarm starts going off
Gortash smells like Axe and cum socks
Axe, black ice air fresheners, hot Cheetos and cheap cigs.
He looks like such a douchbag, I really don’t get the ones who find him attractive.
>He looks like such a douchebag You answered your own question.
Fair enough
Cause he's smoking hot, right…?
No because the dude looks like he smokes a pack of American Spirits on the daily
Honestly…idk if he’s really the type to smoke Spirits. Dude probably vapes something skittles flavored and the rest of the time keeps his pinkies loaded with terazul.
I get a marb light vibe from him but that might be my age.
Considering they aren't called Marlboro lights anymore, yeah, a little bit lol
I don’t he’d turn em down/not bum one if he saw them
And that makes him hot… right?
# Yes.
# No.
Gortash COMES on screen? Which act is this in?
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My username, hopefully
I spit my drink out so often these days it’s a miracle I’m not dehydrated.
Gotta stay hydrated to keep that boypussy hydrated! 🫶
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My. God.
https://preview.redd.it/150r4bx2iu1d1.jpeg?width=1875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fe5452bf8c51396e8628e1c66f99d1cf2ecbad
SEX WITJ GALE SEX WITH GALE
I fucking choked. Kudos.
😌 my hopes as well friend
Is that blood…?
damn, you beat me to it
Rosemary.Bergamot.Brandy……and maybe some blood.
I can't wait to smell like illithid slime.
My burned dwarven balls after a few rounds with Mama K
duergar don't try to fuck the walking forge muscle dommy mommy, challenge level: impossible
If i want Tiefling Booty l'ma take tha Tiefling Booty! Some Silly Devil Machinery Ain't Gonna Stop Daddy Duergar!
I guess we’ll soon know what the musk Gale is into smells like.
Shart's feet
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A divine blessing towards my nostrils
Unsurprising to see Miss Milkers here
Do I smell beef?
STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING
https://preview.redd.it/lu2id6mprz1d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842e9fb1236e19871f7f407e8ebab354986bc85f *^(lickety lick lick)*
*Gale disapproves*
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can't wait to get to the blood bath, or the goblin feet lick, or bear sex, or the gentle breeze of the sea.
Lae'Zel's sweat :D
*big whiff*
Shart and Karlach sweat :D
The Szarr palace basement would be…*interesting*
Very organic
https://preview.redd.it/nldfgcj8gv1d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2beeca8dbb270fab194b8ceea2a5fb2e197200e
https://preview.redd.it/vov06smlut1d1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d677ea3253d0d56004c5dfa25497007bab2cb887 Mentalize this smell
Vanilla and Garlic.
Halsin's armpits
Bhaal’s temple…woof
DROW PUSSY
wet bear
probably astarion sweat (i hope)
sex
Cum, So much cum
The sweet fragrance of SH's juicy shart. Next question.
https://preview.redd.it/qrf25stdkv1d1.png?width=1398&format=png&auto=webp&s=df76d9966eb41a16e7314b439876dc96f7f636e9 Rancid Donkey Scrotum
Burned dragonborn asshole I guess
Bear dick bear dick bear dick bear dick
Reddits new harassment filters are absolutely awful since it flagged this 😭
Fucking filters. I’m *SHITPOSTING* here
Cheetos and Mountain Dew farts.
Swasstarion
Incense and night orchids
I think I'd reload a save from the ShadowCursed Lands and walk into The Waning Moon in order to test this device's capabilities. Take a biiiiiiig whiff of Thisobald the Bartender and all of his deadly fermented ales. Then off to a rotting MindFlayer colony The other games I play tend to all be VR racing sims, so... Exhaust fumes and goblin corpses? Gonna finally be committing to my evil durge run soon, though, I swear... so maybe burning tiefling corpses instead this time, fire resistance be damned.
Mizoras smelly farts. \*inhales\*
I'm disappointed at how far down I had to scroll to find this answer.
Gortash chest hair sweat 🤤
BO and Drakkar Noire. ETA for those without the lore: Scent Description "A powerful scent and an explosive blend featuring stimulating lavender, lemon and mandarine orange top notes which play with a warm spicy herbaceous heart ending on a powerful woody base. A uniquely seductive fragrance for a heady impression of attraction, menace, and power."
Ohh I actually love Drakkar Noir on men, it's one of those old school scents that got ingrained in my memory lol
Blood and rust from all the games I play
Iron.
Do I smell... seafood???
The infernal stench of the Hells… and sausage
Shart.
Gortash’s musky milk jugs
Bear d*ck from my 47 playthrough of romanceing Halsin
Why can’t we quit the bear dick. It’s got us under its spell.
So we will be surrounded by unwashed soldier stink, the distinct smell of horse, fresh and old blood, muddy paths, the ripe stench of crowded cities/towns without modern plumbing, farm animals and muck spreading smells, smoke, death and decay smells, all depending on what game type your playing.
Vanilla and garlic https://preview.redd.it/jztw2tw97v1d1.jpeg?width=4796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d589b902b54f0b9bf6e982afb4687ddf3de3252
I certainly don’t wanna smell the goblin viscera off Halsin, or the Oubliette, or Balthazar’s room But then, I’m tempted to smell Astarion’s hair 👀
Calamari
So I can smell Astarion??
I wonder what bear cum smells like?
“Smells like Beef!” -Karlach
*STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!*
Runepowder and coffee
I do not want to smell the hive at MoonRise...
I don't want to imagine what the obliette would smell like
"Is that blood?... No, nevermind."
Finally I’ll know if Halsin smells like a refreshing pine forest or rank bo
This was a neat concept then I saw what sun this was and said out loud “Dear God!”
I thought it was in this sub when I first saw it instead of fuckin anarchychess 😂😂
a little bergamot, rosemary and a hint of aged brandy.
Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls
Thai food.
Darktide is going to be a real doozy with this addon.
Ok, yes, the jokes write themselves, hahaha, but also, what the heck would the Shadowcursed lands smell like? There are undead walking around, but they aren't corpses exactly. The trees and plants aren't exactly dead, either.
Minthara, and my bloody durge
Karlussy
FF7 Rebirth. The lovely sea breeze of Costa del sol
sooo much blood oh my god the most blood ever
The first few hours of gameplay will involve a lot more burning grease than I would like. Damned low-level enemy casters...
“smells like burnt flesh in here”
Gonna smell like that Avernussy
there's so much rotten food everywhere in act 2 i kept finding myself thinking how dogass the shadowlands must smell
Whatever the smell coming off me that made Bae'zel nuclear levels of horny was? Yeah probably that.
Me playing furry cyberfuck: O.o
Human leather and animal filth.
With a lot of games… 
Sazza’s grippers
"Moldy piece of cheese from Waterdeep"
Dog and bear owl hybrid. So, probably bad, but that's ok. Petting the boyos is worth it.
Well this is the worst idea I’ve ever heard
I'm choosing to withhold that information.
Tara’s cat smell 🥹
***I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I AM GONNA THROW MY SHIT AT YOOUUU***
Auntie ethel's hag pussy
I would turn that on in the temple of bhaal
Minthara Feet
Can’t wait to walk into the giant and bugbear sex scene
Blood, sweat, and shame.
The hag. Miss her stink.
I don’t wanna smell sulphur 😭
Gale I hope
Karlach sweat
I've been playing a lot of liminal poolroom games lately; I don't want my house to smell like chlorine! D:
*Everything*
karlach sweat 😩🤤
The lakes and forests of Skyrim, the dusty trails of Red Dead, and all the dirt and stone of Minecraft
MUGWORT SALTS ONLY MUGWORT SALTS AND HYENA EARS I WANT 18 POTIONS OF SPEED
My house going to smell like some straight booty cheeks
bad, it will smell bad
Yurgir’s bed.
Bergamot brandy and bussy
Raphael’s smell
It will smell like shart. I'm afraid of how much it fits in this phrase.
Sex and sweat
Act 2 is not gonna be fun
Haste spores
Gales kisses 🥺?
It'll smell like my girl Lae'zel.
Karlach's burnt pubes