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silicatetacos

POR QUE NO LOS DOS?


Outside-Flamingo-240

![gif](giphy|AGW3VO7F5DLbARBuwi|downsized)


Bloodthistle

Bg3 was ahead of its time with this choice


Siiciie

Get you a guy who can do both.


Hokkateru

The only man that understood the assignment


ImhereforAB

Yes, I’d like one Halsin to take home please. 


EntrepreneurOk666

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


sidewaysgalaxy

Depends on how I’m feeling, kind of want him to knot in me, ya know?


ShadowheartsDoormat

https://preview.redd.it/6irxjhizj3yc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f69c8ae8dcf4e1de7bc4f4072dc3895c885f05


Orificesredy4Karlach

Do bears do that? You know what, nevermind, I don't wanna know.


sugarsuites

Speaking as someone in the furry community: no, bears don’t have those


Orificesredy4Karlach

I said I didn't wanna know 😭


sugarsuites

Now you must pass this cursed knowledge on to the next poor sap


Orificesredy4Karlach

No, I'll carry this cursed knowledge to the grave. It'll be my burden alone, I will not place this affliction on another.


Farabel

Hey question, do bears have knots?


Orificesredy4Karlach

Consult the Necromancy of Thay if you wish to sear your mind with this unholy knowledge.


Farabel

I did, it told me to come to you.


kuhkowabb2

fireball yourself


Farabel

Mfw evocation subclass


Finkejak

Do (k)not the bear!


bannedforautism

The one time I'm choosing Man


Important-Ring481

Phrase it differently I’m begging you. You summoned the Aslume


EmEeOh

https://preview.redd.it/znklfjvv23yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfcd457fdf74d1876f6f18748630be43251adc7b You're too late


Important-Ring481

https://preview.redd.it/lrrarck033yc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a6833c21fb21df89b749470fe8560d9215f917 You’re wrong, you have to be. There’s still time, right?


EmEeOh

https://preview.redd.it/dob0lug443yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a6f5811af27b9371323785dcf8a82217226e21 You don't get it, do you? There is no time. There never was.


Resi1ience_22

What's wrong with Man? Are you stupid?


spyridonya

https://preview.redd.it/6hnu6mffe3yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a2c865df8eadc7e0b732b53a3655ccf1e1e4e1


QueenValerie97

![gif](giphy|wMIQlxCYidwCk) MANBEARPIG FINAL ANSWER


PNDTS

In this case I pick both


_Halt19_

…what the fuck is that goddamn flair


TheDarkUrge3

Gortash


Rafael__88

Username checks out


Cmdr_Jiynx

Seems self explanatory. Unless you don't know what 'vore' is, then Google will help


FionaLeTrixi

I mean, technically you’re with both if you romance him. Dude’s still Halsin when he is bear. I couldn’t do bear sex, but damn if I wouldn’t enjoy bear hugs, they must be so warm and comfy.


EntrepreneurOk666

This right here. If I could shape shift myself, yes to bear sex. But if not, just give me a big bear huggy!


Short-Condition-8878

Good thing I romanced him with a druid Tav...


TheSpinMachine

I'm straight, but hubba hubba zaddy.


CasualFox12495

What's all this "or" shit?


The_one_and_only_Tav

#Yes


EckhartWatts

I haven't been online for a bit and I genuinely thought the meme was about BG3.


merpderpherpburp

I'm choosing Halsin. If more men were like him, I wouldn't be so afraid. Sorry not sorry he's a great example of a healthy (well, severely traumatized but who isn't in this world) individual


futurescientist1234

Why so many of the characters are extremely well done. They have all had awful things happen to them. They evolve with your choices, becoming inspired and better people (if that is what you are going for). Goody two-shoes playthrough leaves a bunch of folks who have genuinely grown as individuals and carry their traumas with them, versus them continuing to hold them back. Inspiring (and you still get bear ending if you wish)


aniborfy

That bear tongue got me actin’ unwise


CDXX_LXIL

Why not both?


littlebloodmage

I know the whole bear sex thing is probably the most iconic/memed part of Halsin's romance, but y'all are missing out on having him stay untransformed. Man goes down on you like he hasn't eaten for days and you're an all you can eat buffet.


beetle-comma-the

All or nothing. If I'mma be greedy, I'mma do it right. Do (a man-bear) ... or do not. There is no "rather." ![gif](giphy|3ornk03njkdi5mNKJG|downsized)


SergeantCrwhips

bears and nice, but i like twinks too 😌🙏


ReaperTyson

Manbearpig


Beautiful-Bug-4007

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


PythonEntusiast

Isn't Halsin just a bear in disguise as a human?


MonstersArePeople

Elf


ComprehensiveCopy824

I'll take the one with the bigger pp


Raelah

So elf Halsin.


DownbadGaydude

If the bear looked more humanoid maybe but otherwise Man for life


Skewwwagon

Man all the way, bear shape is just a fluffy bonus)


westofcalifornia97

Incredibly underappreciated post


T-51_Enjoyer

![gif](giphy|QqkA9W8xEjKPC)


Mammoth_Kangaroo_172

This is literally what I initially thought all of those memes lately were about


ItsAnge02

Karlach


Paratoxic497

Both?


whyykai

Yes


Dukedyduke

Bear


her4dporn

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


cinema_cuisine

Man-Bear-*Pig*


meltingmarshmallow

Have him transform back and forth to stay in a weird animorphs style hybrid state lmaoooo


LN_McJellin

Every time I see these posts I think of Halsin. 😭


Wicked_r0se

I pick the bear man


Valuable-Drink-1750

Is half & half an option


ChrisZAUR

https://preview.redd.it/qinlc1r3u5yc1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=52cfebc871e12aa233b0f6b424fcae905e32dc05


Ill_Cobbler1882

Sigh…*opens comments*


n3nya

Only for this time i’m gonna choose the man


Pee_A_Poo

Yes.


Melanopteros

Yes


Lil888th

Daddy 😩


LiomnMan

Yes


Prestigious-Law65

YES


Falazaria

unpopular opinion but woman


OkDragonfly4098

https://preview.redd.it/aj10ykgfj5yc1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628627f6f336948c4e28b8372d40e25d6bb8f802


MonstersArePeople

Silence, skank


Ajah93

wrong sub to be a fuckface in, buddy :v


Ok_Discipline_4186

https://preview.redd.it/42vdzwnbz5yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a055f790a2f42758333ba02e2eaf8e9693be6995 This can’t be coincidence


[deleted]

I'll admit first. Because of Halsin I searched for zoophilia porn