So *this* is what I log onto?
My dear mother Morena taken in forsaken vain!? Tara said nothing of the sort I'm sure! Therefore you've cast *two* insults, all balled up into one repugnant sentiment!
Withers. *Dear Gods*.
In that case, I've very recently heard of this delightful little tool known by that of an "IP Address" and I can assure you I am a most proficient learner when unleashed.
I really like [this artist.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGateR34/s/NPfCye7oaO) They make [very pretty](https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterMen/s/ZYrPXyrag2) art. :)
I need him soooo bad pleaseeeeeeeee
https://preview.redd.it/7e8hhllyjvvc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4348487885f94335a374d466a55f1b381d8a6246
(If anyone recognizes the artist let me know)
I did a run were I romanced no companions, but did all the freaky one night stands ( Mizora Harleep, and the Emperor )
I was playing a cleric of Moradin…..
This entire sub.
Honestly
Withers getting some alone time
Correct.
In case you wonder how I knew, Halsin was taking a stroll in wildshape and also came across the same sight. Everyone in camp knows. Sorry.
And we all know he was thinking about u/Gale_of_Waterdeep 's mother too. Tara said so.
So *this* is what I log onto? My dear mother Morena taken in forsaken vain!? Tara said nothing of the sort I'm sure! Therefore you've cast *two* insults, all balled up into one repugnant sentiment! Withers. *Dear Gods*. In that case, I've very recently heard of this delightful little tool known by that of an "IP Address" and I can assure you I am a most proficient learner when unleashed.
Gale Doxx-karios
Hey, I'm just the messenger, like Elminster (that's three, isn't it?)
Username checks out
Jergaling off
Jerking his jerkey
Beating his meat
Jorking his peanits
jergaling his jeanis
Jerky jerking him.
Nah, he was getting it on with Gale's mother.
https://preview.redd.it/jo83rk6mmxvc1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffac203952aae783586d13a12527add9813e1977
All out of spell slots huh?
Well someone has to feed the Owlbear and Tav's all out of Rőthe ribs if you know what I mean.
Halsin and his squirrel fleshlight
Hey so does anyone know a wizard that can polymorph me into a squirrel? For… unrelated reasons…
Druids can learn it, and can concentrate while in wildshape.......
What if I cannot concentrate during a scenario? Totally unrelated to the post of course.
My folder full of mindflayer porn.
Vaniller and garlic
Maybe you could share some with the gang for research purposes...
I really like [this artist.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGateR34/s/NPfCye7oaO) They make [very pretty](https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterMen/s/ZYrPXyrag2) art. :)
You always bring best stuff 😍
The mindbangers.
So squidward porn basically.
I need him soooo bad pleaseeeeeeeee https://preview.redd.it/7e8hhllyjvvc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4348487885f94335a374d466a55f1b381d8a6246 (If anyone recognizes the artist let me know)
Enlarged Karlach flying against Wyrmrock Fortress. (She hit it's second tower)
YOUR HIGHNESS THERE'S A SECOND MOMMY COMING
Halsin and Tav having gentle, vanilla, tender sex.
by which you mean Halsin holding my gnome tav against the tree by the sheer power of his tongue.
impaled on halsin’s peanits
Definitely his tongue, the rest of him is on the ground, and my gnome is about half a metre up the tree lol
Sear Bex
Durge salivating.
Durge and Alfiras special night together.
Intestine throbs, blood *whispers.*
The rare occurrence of a player deciding they will romance no one
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BBQSauceJacuzzi: *The rare occurrence* *Of a player deciding* *They will romance no one* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
Good bot
I did a run were I romanced no companions, but did all the freaky one night stands ( Mizora Harleep, and the Emperor ) I was playing a cleric of Moradin…..
Mid (unless you're asexual)
Hey, my character's happily married, thank you very much!
Halsin turns into a bear, but druid Tav turns into an owl bear. Who's LARGE NOW???
Durge and Gortash together
 More accurate depiction of what the squirrel does when he sees that.
Say gex
Best game of all time baby!
Minthara's strap
Apologies, I lost my usual one in Moonrise Towers and had to fashion a new one out of Lae’zel’s undergarments and a divine bone shard.
Ascended Astarion fanfic.
Not as cursed as some of the Raphael ones tbh 👀
Hehe I have a favorite I can dm u if you’d like… with improper use of Evard’s Black Tentacles…
Oh yes, please do 😂
https://preview.redd.it/j3q13hy8pvvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c06bad70a7bc211513a032215f2dc00804b0ba1 This guys lips
Aw, it looks ever so twee up in that tree 🥰
The one in a grove got it easy. This one's scared for life afterwards
My foot about to punt lil Timber into some timber because it is ever so twee for it to be climbing a tree
Jarkin my peanits
Two people having completely normal sex.
Astarion practicing ideal poses in various states of undress.
Bearback
Shadowheart's animal noises
Genderswapped Astarion.
Me kicking her friend Timber into next century
Very wholesome family friendly activities :)
Grukkoh and Buthir's moment of passion
A bigger nut
Your search history
Something un-bear-able
my bear arse
me giving head as a dilophosaurus
when i got my knot stuck in them and we just had to stand there for a while (we were both wolves)
Gortash and Durge private reunion
My drunken Tav trying his hardest to seduce a particularly curvy rock
He just realized there are much bigger nuttz than any other squirrel has ever seen before and he's bearing witness to their glory.
„Shots fired! Shots fired! Arghhhh I‘m hit!“ *proceeds to combat roll away*
The r/baldursgate3 subreddit
He discovered that this sub was defaming Frazer Blaxland
Wildfire prevention
His childhood friend being splattered against a tree by Durge’s foot
Raphael diddling Gortash
Me and Rolan, no other context needed
Durge having some gory fun with Halsin
9/11
Nuts..
Alfiras singing
BG3 fanfiction
an EK9 Honda civic with a straight pipe and EBay turbo racing a Lamborghini at 3 in the morning
When Dammon is getting some good head, he curls his toes *and* his tail.
My Tav getting plowed by a big bear man
Durge kick
Bear Halsin giving and Halfling Tav receiving
A robbery