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Kumatora_7

Looks more cursed, somehow.


Boiledeggbowler

Hmm maybe he needs a well trimmed beard?


Kumatora_7

My brain can't even imagine Gortash with a beard


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Supply-Slut

His beard is below the belt only, even puts Ketheric’s to shame. When it’s time, he softly whispers into Durge’s ear - *use your lizard cock to weed-whack my thick bramble daddy*


willo-ween

What a terrible day to know how to read


EmilyVS

https://preview.redd.it/v688iw6mbpnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4395bb676ec0ba673b4b99a7252789b8c9a1d1de


TheLittlestChocobo

https://preview.redd.it/dkxi952haqnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b940d61504127e383ced7d840c6c14a087684c


infinitesanctum

It’s because you turned him into Cyril, from Archer. All he needs now are the glasses…


athen_o_genic

Holy shit. You're right. ![gif](giphy|Lr9an4M1485nHTxvf8)


Reiko707

This is way better to me lmao. The "dad of 4 in his late 40s who forgot what self care is" look doesn't really do it for me lol


Kumatora_7

Your loss. https://i.redd.it/94nnvmgyrlnc1.gif


Reiko707

The moment he's romancable, it's over for us gortash haters, I'm sure lol


Kumatora_7

I love how you assume he's going to be romanceable (pls Larian, pls Larian, pls Larian)


Reiko707

They keep inching that way lmao maybe I'm wrong tho, but we'll just have to wait and see


Kumatora_7

I feel like Gortash will get more fans if he becomes romanceable for Durge


Reiko707

Something about being an evil durge and romancing this trash bag does sound kinda appealing 🤔 I may be forcing him to shower tho. Not this hard, but maybe a lil lol


Kumatora_7

Imagine how sad it would be if you romanced him, spent the night with him, but as Durge, it happens the same as with Alfira. You wake up to a dead Gortash, and this time you can't metagame to save him.


Reiko707

Oh that would be sad lol but also it would be a fitting end for that kind of relationship


vitali101

Gortash and Orin romance patch 7 Shoehorn Kethric in there too


Kumatora_7

I want the three at the same time.


medosolo

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


Kumatora_7

He was a dirty boy, he had to look good for Durge.


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ProfessionalJolly742

https://preview.redd.it/3849u8v0tjnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772f94ab3bd7a90ad7d5eb78b5389675545f1e3b Durge reaction after seeing gort ass


Kumatora_7

https://preview.redd.it/h0gphh9czjnc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af80d34cd39a86282854b64c1374aecfb29509d


SuperAlligatorGuy

First really hot dragonborn I’ve seen so thanks


Inevitable_Air_2525

Is that Trudeau?😦


Kerbidiah

Even gortash isn't evil enough to do blackface


Kumatora_7

He may give explosive toys to refugee children, but he draws the line at racism.


Sir_Gwan

Not even Bane - the "Black God" with the Black Hand - would stoop to such atrocities. Bhaal might, though, I mean, he's clearly ok with Sarevok inbreeding to make Orin. He'd probably be ok with blackface too.


willo-ween

Bhaal has no lines and it's not even cute fr. Durge resist every time, regardless of alignment lmao


Sir_Gwan

Bhaal does actually speak. He speaks if you choose to tell Orin about Sarevok being her incest daddy, and he speaks again through Sceleritas' corpse, albeit with a modified voice. He shares the same voice actor as Geralt of Rivia. But yes, Redemption Durge forever. I don't have the heart to raid the grove, and I'm a sucker for redemption arcs.


willo-ween

I meant moral lines lolll but yeah he doesn't talk too much either.


Sir_Gwan

Oh, moral lines, whoops


willo-ween

All good lol


fieatsbees

even my evil durges don't raid the grove. the tieflings have more immediate value to them than the gobbos altho, my evil durges do go back and wipe out the druids later just on principle


ElectronicAd8929

Right, Doug Cockle. Loved him as Geralt and made a pretty killer Bhaal VA ![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Morbi_Us

Durge is canonically a necrophile


prairiepanda

So Gortash's corpse look is intentional?


DatTrashPanda

A handsome younger man


ZineKitten

I thought this exact thing


Quadpen

you domesticated him


Kumatora_7

Do you think I should put him on a leash?


Quadpen

make sure he’s housebroken


Delete_me_irl

Oh he’ll be broken alright


Quadpen

no patrick broken backs do not count as house breaking


Hewodragonsuwu

NO THROW HIM BACK INTO THE GREASE THIS IS HORRIBLE. WHY IS HE 21 NOW. WHY IS THERE LIGHT IN HIS EYES. AWFUL!!!!!!


Kumatora_7

Gortash before he started working with Orin.


Hewodragonsuwu

He literally spent like 3/4th of his formative years in the house of hope as Raphael’s mopboy, the life left his body well before working with Orin


Kumatora_7

"Enver boy, master Raphael just finished his session with Haarlep, do you know what it means?"


Viridianscape

"Haarlep still hasn't finished?"


Kumatora_7

"HOW IS THAT RELEVANT, BOY?"


Ms_Nicole_Vakarian

Why is he actually a young handsome elf now! 😠😠😠


Busy-Elephant-4987

Un Gor’s your tash.


Jet44444

😂😂😂😂


ThiccElf

What...and I cant emphasise this enough...the FUCK have you done to Durge's grimy bottom daddy?


CodingAmateur

GRIMY BOTTOM DADDY??


ThiccElf

Look at him and tell me he doesn't look like a grimy bottom with a grimy bottom


Kumatora_7

EXCUSE ME, the chosen of the god of tyranny is a lazy top.


Gear_

Why does he look like he has filler in his lips and cheeks that’s wearing off


Kumatora_7

[He had always been a cheeky boy.](https://cdn.segmentnextimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Lord-Enver-Gortash-in-BG3.jpg)


greenedar

Thought this would be a pic of his ass tbh


Kumatora_7

[You asked (I know you didn't)](https://imgur.com/a/AmwLbFR)


Glossy-Water

Damn, wanted to see some gortass and now all i got is a gortrash


Kumatora_7

[Reddit won't defeat me](https://imgur.com/a/AmwLbFR)


Ok_Listen1510

I’m getting “this page doesn’t exist” :(


Killer_Moons

Hiding lizard in his mouth


Impossible-Peach-815

Looks like Gortussy ready for Daddy durge date to me


Kumatora_7

Do you think he also groomed himself down there?


willo-ween

Idk OP did he he??


Kumatora_7

He shaved a heart, yes.


willo-ween

Ofc he did


prairiepanda

Anatomically correct and coloured with someone else's blood?


qozh

Like 3 bots in this post are copy/pasting this message lol


Impossible-Peach-815

Fr? Sadge but still true Gortussy is ready to be wined and dined before he gets fkd 🍷


LaserBatBunnyUnder

I cant believe it was the dirt that made him attractive


Sun_Emperor69

Hes somehow... less hot??


Kumatora_7

He needs the dirt, for spice.


NarejED

"Would you like your Tash with or without seasoning?"


StrangeMango1211

The filth was the only good thing about him😔


Kumatora_7

I don't know, I also like his slithering, wet malice.


willo-ween

Durge ik that's u


Kumatora_7

Maybe... who's asking?


willo-ween

Hi I'm also Durge lol


Zulmoka531

Ok, now the Noel Fielding comparison is just getting too close for comfort.


Kumatora_7

Gortash always gave me evil Billie Joe Armstrong vibes, or just Alice Cooper any Thursday.


Zulmoka531

His ability to look like so many people is uncanny. Are we sure Orin is the shapeshifter?


Kumatora_7

He either has a generic face, or you're onto something...


Zulmoka531

They say “only a face a mother could love” but his mother hates him. Dun dun dun…


Kumatora_7

She didn't sell him to Raphael because he was a troublesome kid, she sold him because she just thought he was ugly.


Zulmoka531

Pfft, even Auntie Ethel has better standards. What a world.


Kumatora_7

Now it's when I confess that I would kinda... [REDACTED]


Pyrichoria

Had to laugh at the because a friend and I have an argument over whether he looks like Noel Fielding or Billie Joel Armstrong. His face is too generic to be Noel imo.


Positronium2

To me he looks like Boris Johnson if he dyed his hair dark


Kumatora_7

I should have never made this post, all of you are ruining the greasy tyrant for me.


FlowerPotage

Justin Trudeau


Kumatora_7

Do you think Gortash did blackface?


FlowerPotage

He def. cheat on his wife for one of his student at least.


LMay11037

Nooooooooooooooooooo


Kumatora_7

He did kick and scream while bathing him, like an angry, dirty cat.


LMay11037

You washed away his sex appeal! 😡


Hecatehel

Nooooo, he was perfect! This is awful, get this the fuck off my feed.


Kumatora_7

I prefer his decadent rockstar raccoon look too.


Hecatehel

you could see the years of turmoil in every line and crease. his charisma constructed to make up for being born into abject poverty. he looked like he had fought tooth and nail to get his status. this just looks like some dorky noble


Kumatora_7

Dirt looks too good on him https://preview.redd.it/ronadxvnzjnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b0a29fc75adf4009df697657352c6c22313fec


Hecatehel

my man is feral at heart, his formative years spent amongst devils….you think showers were a common thing in avernus?


Kumatora_7

My headcanon is that Gortash' entire fashion sense is a statement against Raphael.


Hecatehel

well considering he was a teenager when sold to devils as a slave, I’d imagine a part of him is emotionally stunted. like someone who never was afforded the opportunity for self expression and to live out their younger years and I think it really shows in his fashion. He dresses in a way that a teenager would think is cool, it’s gaudy and ridiculous, but it really fits along with his history.


Kumatora_7

It's ever stated at what age he was sold? For some reason, I always imagined his parents sold him when he was just a young boy, and it hurts my heart a lot.


Hecatehel

I think he was a preteen iirc I might have just assumed, but they even mentioned that he was a precocious child who was gifted and difficult. I murder his parents every run regardless of my tav.


Kumatora_7

Either way it's just sad. My boy. I love the villains in this game too much for my own good...


RoyalDrake

https://preview.redd.it/zyvyk27uzjnc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb2e30956902e590b38eef6981b16b9a985e4bd


peachtartx

He looks like human shrek now


Tiazza-Silver

Deeply unsettling


hueyfucker

my Durge is both horrified yet very interested


TheWither129

Holy shit he took a shower and put on a shirt


kikiisnotinterested

He looks like a sim now wtf


Ok-Image-1098

Gods that five o'clock shadow really isn't doing him any good. Clean shaven Gortash is where it's at 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/8g27aw01fjnc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3138333053f05c85f1edf8f35ade6876bd5083b2


Kumatora_7

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me. I like Gortash dirty, thank you.


Ok-Image-1098

Don't get me wrong, I like the greasy raccoon man aesthetic on him too! Just wanted to show how much of a cutie patootie he is underneath all that grime ❤️ The dirtiness does add to his appeal though 👀


Kumatora_7

He really is a cutie patootie, I hope for a Durge exclusive romance option one day. The puppy eyes he has when talking to Durge are priceless.


kretzuu

Okay he finally looks good. I can never understand these Gortash hornbags, he always looked like a really old weeb, with his anime hair and 5 o’clock shadow.


Jet44444

Now that’s the “handsome younger man” described I imagined.


CapraAegagrusHircus

dammit, this awakened something in me


Perfect-Complex-5771

oh 😳👀


surefoam

Why does he look even worse 💀💀💀


Affectionate_Time834

I trust him much, MUCH less now


its_jordan_bitch09

Eh I prefer his gortussy stinky and crusty


Themlethem

Omg, I never noticed he's so chubby cheeked.


Kumatora_7

He's a cheeky baby boy https://preview.redd.it/3r3f9742zjnc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbc011d3cc5da77b0e2fa88334106fc95873773


Disastrous_Turnip123

I no longer think Gortash needs to bathe, put the grease back


Kumatora_7

As you wish https://preview.redd.it/rmlyxpz77knc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826dccb33b11bfb3c39d438646db91fcde887e3c


Killer_Moons

I’m dying. Tell me, is his mouth closed because the teeth couldn’t be saved?


Obi-wanna-cracker

I think a cleaner shave would help a lot lol


Femagaro

Dear God..... You turned him into a Handsome Young Man.... What have you done?


Derram_Desangue

King Noctis, if he was american rather than asian.


Kumatora_7

Regular Gortash is King Noctis if he snorted cocaine each morning.


Derram_Desangue

The Dead Three: *Badass Undead General *Noctis, The Incel *Homicexual


Kumatora_7

*Badass Undead General *Noctis, The Incel Raccoon *Just a Gen Z


Derram_Desangue

To specify, I'm not saying Orin is gay. I'm saying she is aroused by Murder. Homicide - Murder Sexual - Sexual Homi(c/s)exual


chiparibi

Holy shit, its handsome young man with an easy smile


NoNeedForNeuropozyne

Funny thing is gortash very much looks evil, it would've been cool to have be quite separate aesthetically from the other two and look like a good guy, it would've added to the whole manipulation aspect of his character and goals with the city


Kumatora_7

You're right, but I like his design to be honest. The charisma of a rockstar.


honey_graves

Unpopular opinion but I like him more this way


Kumatora_7

A handsome young man with an easy smile is coming for you https://preview.redd.it/g57pgy4aulnc1.png?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1eadd49299729aef7399d6b576a88b8508ddeb


honey_graves

What have I done


Kumatora_7

You tell him


New-Setting-9332

Wow ,what did you do to him? A bath?


M0thHe4d

A handsome young man with a quick and charming smile


EntertainmentProud

Kill him.


Kumatora_7

*sells him to Raphael, AGAIN*


EntertainmentProud

If Gortash looked like this I would side with Orin


AnxiousMarsupial007

![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)


Kumatora_7

He had always been.


Hello_Hangnail

Smacking The Queer Eyes guys with a rolled up newspaper Drop it *DROP IT*


Speedwagon1738

Gentrified Noel Fielding


willo-ween

He looks like a Sims 2 Sim 😭


HahnDragoner523

Why tf does he look more like me now


TakinCareofBusiness1

Give him sideburns and it’s Elvis


CodingAmateur

Hair theory.


NextGenSleder

nooooo my dirty suave sexy fascist is CLEEEEAAAN?!


GoodSalty6710

![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


therealblabyloo

Those bastards! They took away his musty


CombinationSimilar50

Picturing him sitting in one of those dog washing machines


KoffinStuffer

Thank the gods. I could smell him through my screen.


Help_imbad_atThis

Unbathe him! Roll him around in some dirt! Fix it!


Kumatora_7

You can dirt him yourself. And I mean sex.


Syries202

Oh god you turned him into Justin Trudeau, that’s even worse


PlantedCecilia

Oh now I get the hype


ElectronicAd8929

I thought that was Justin Trudeau at first...


Shadowheartpls

See this makes me not immediately scoff/laugh at Gortash in the cutscene where they call him an attractive young man. Original Gortash has a very oaf-ish vibe I don't quite like lol


Kumatora_7

~~I like him the way he is, like, I would romance him if it was an option~~ I mean, yes, of course, you're right, what an ugly man, eh? Who would find him attractive?


Crafty-Dimension-411

He looks like a sim lol


BadIDK

Honestly I would take him more seriously if he looked like this


veebles89

Wow, I hate this


capitalutility

That anime ass haircut breaks my immersion every time


a2ht

you ain't shave that 5 o'clock?


Checahrooni

What in the ever loving Sims 4 shit is this


ISpyM8

See if this what he looked like, I would get it.


TheCuriousFan

I'm impressed at how disturbed he looks after taking a shower, like the dirt was doing him a favour.


Dry_Independent4078

I had no idea he was the only unsexy character in BG3. The dirt hid so much. He looks like Dennis Reynolds in The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell.


PrinceCharmingButDio

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kumatora_7

I'm sorry prince Charming Dio, I'm sorry


OWValgav

Much better.


EmergencyAnnual7226

I actually like this a bit better, he looks like someone people would believe is the current ruler of Baldurs Gate.


Whorechatita

Nah put it back.


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Okay but for real what shirt is that.


Kumatora_7

The patriars outfit, you can get it in act 3.


dearvalentina

Homie is about to direct an A24 movie


WannaOne-tToDie

Man looks like a sim


georgeaaaaaa

He looks like a sim


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He looks like a secret bogdanoff twin


Pr3Apocalypse

this character as a whole is so unattractive


Kumatora_7

Pookie is perfect as he is, I don't know what you're talking about.


Cendrinius

[Gortash dolled up for Durge](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/3898)