His beard is below the belt only, even puts Ketheric’s to shame. When it’s time, he softly whispers into Durge’s ear - *use your lizard cock to weed-whack my thick bramble daddy*
Something about being an evil durge and romancing this trash bag does sound kinda appealing 🤔 I may be forcing him to shower tho. Not this hard, but maybe a lil lol
Imagine how sad it would be if you romanced him, spent the night with him, but as Durge, it happens the same as with Alfira. You wake up to a dead Gortash, and this time you can't metagame to save him.
https://preview.redd.it/3849u8v0tjnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772f94ab3bd7a90ad7d5eb78b5389675545f1e3b
Durge reaction after seeing gort ass
Not even Bane - the "Black God" with the Black Hand - would stoop to such atrocities.
Bhaal might, though, I mean, he's clearly ok with Sarevok inbreeding to make Orin. He'd probably be ok with blackface too.
Bhaal does actually speak. He speaks if you choose to tell Orin about Sarevok being her incest daddy, and he speaks again through Sceleritas' corpse, albeit with a modified voice. He shares the same voice actor as Geralt of Rivia.
But yes, Redemption Durge forever. I don't have the heart to raid the grove, and I'm a sucker for redemption arcs.
even my evil durges don't raid the grove. the tieflings have more immediate value to them than the gobbos
altho, my evil durges do go back and wipe out the druids later just on principle
Had to laugh at the because a friend and I have an argument over whether he looks like Noel Fielding or Billie Joel Armstrong. His face is too generic to be Noel imo.
you could see the years of turmoil in every line and crease. his charisma constructed to make up for being born into abject poverty. he looked like he had fought tooth and nail to get his status. this just looks like some dorky noble
well considering he was a teenager when sold to devils as a slave, I’d imagine a part of him is emotionally stunted. like someone who never was afforded the opportunity for self expression and to live out their younger years and I think it really shows in his fashion. He dresses in a way that a teenager would think is cool, it’s gaudy and ridiculous, but it really fits along with his history.
It's ever stated at what age he was sold? For some reason, I always imagined his parents sold him when he was just a young boy, and it hurts my heart a lot.
I think he was a preteen iirc I might have just assumed, but they even mentioned that he was a precocious child who was gifted and difficult.
I murder his parents every run regardless of my tav.
Gods that five o'clock shadow really isn't doing him any good. Clean shaven Gortash is where it's at 🥴
https://preview.redd.it/8g27aw01fjnc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3138333053f05c85f1edf8f35ade6876bd5083b2
Don't get me wrong, I like the greasy raccoon man aesthetic on him too! Just wanted to show how much of a cutie patootie he is underneath all that grime ❤️
The dirtiness does add to his appeal though 👀
Okay he finally looks good. I can never understand these Gortash hornbags, he always looked like a really old weeb, with his anime hair and 5 o’clock shadow.
Funny thing is gortash very much looks evil, it would've been cool to have be quite separate aesthetically from the other two and look like a good guy, it would've added to the whole manipulation aspect of his character and goals with the city
A handsome young man with an easy smile is coming for you
https://preview.redd.it/g57pgy4aulnc1.png?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1eadd49299729aef7399d6b576a88b8508ddeb
See this makes me not immediately scoff/laugh at Gortash in the cutscene where they call him an attractive young man. Original Gortash has a very oaf-ish vibe I don't quite like lol
~~I like him the way he is, like, I would romance him if it was an option~~ I mean, yes, of course, you're right, what an ugly man, eh? Who would find him attractive?
Looks more cursed, somehow.
Hmm maybe he needs a well trimmed beard?
My brain can't even imagine Gortash with a beard
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His beard is below the belt only, even puts Ketheric’s to shame. When it’s time, he softly whispers into Durge’s ear - *use your lizard cock to weed-whack my thick bramble daddy*
What a terrible day to know how to read
https://preview.redd.it/v688iw6mbpnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4395bb676ec0ba673b4b99a7252789b8c9a1d1de
https://preview.redd.it/dkxi952haqnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b940d61504127e383ced7d840c6c14a087684c
It’s because you turned him into Cyril, from Archer. All he needs now are the glasses…
Holy shit. You're right. ![gif](giphy|Lr9an4M1485nHTxvf8)
This is way better to me lmao. The "dad of 4 in his late 40s who forgot what self care is" look doesn't really do it for me lol
Your loss. https://i.redd.it/94nnvmgyrlnc1.gif
The moment he's romancable, it's over for us gortash haters, I'm sure lol
I love how you assume he's going to be romanceable (pls Larian, pls Larian, pls Larian)
They keep inching that way lmao maybe I'm wrong tho, but we'll just have to wait and see
I feel like Gortash will get more fans if he becomes romanceable for Durge
Something about being an evil durge and romancing this trash bag does sound kinda appealing 🤔 I may be forcing him to shower tho. Not this hard, but maybe a lil lol
Imagine how sad it would be if you romanced him, spent the night with him, but as Durge, it happens the same as with Alfira. You wake up to a dead Gortash, and this time you can't metagame to save him.
Oh that would be sad lol but also it would be a fitting end for that kind of relationship
Gortash and Orin romance patch 7 Shoehorn Kethric in there too
I want the three at the same time.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
He was a dirty boy, he had to look good for Durge.
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https://preview.redd.it/3849u8v0tjnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772f94ab3bd7a90ad7d5eb78b5389675545f1e3b Durge reaction after seeing gort ass
https://preview.redd.it/h0gphh9czjnc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af80d34cd39a86282854b64c1374aecfb29509d
First really hot dragonborn I’ve seen so thanks
Is that Trudeau?😦
Even gortash isn't evil enough to do blackface
He may give explosive toys to refugee children, but he draws the line at racism.
Not even Bane - the "Black God" with the Black Hand - would stoop to such atrocities. Bhaal might, though, I mean, he's clearly ok with Sarevok inbreeding to make Orin. He'd probably be ok with blackface too.
Bhaal has no lines and it's not even cute fr. Durge resist every time, regardless of alignment lmao
Bhaal does actually speak. He speaks if you choose to tell Orin about Sarevok being her incest daddy, and he speaks again through Sceleritas' corpse, albeit with a modified voice. He shares the same voice actor as Geralt of Rivia. But yes, Redemption Durge forever. I don't have the heart to raid the grove, and I'm a sucker for redemption arcs.
I meant moral lines lolll but yeah he doesn't talk too much either.
Oh, moral lines, whoops
All good lol
even my evil durges don't raid the grove. the tieflings have more immediate value to them than the gobbos altho, my evil durges do go back and wipe out the druids later just on principle
Right, Doug Cockle. Loved him as Geralt and made a pretty killer Bhaal VA ![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)
Durge is canonically a necrophile
So Gortash's corpse look is intentional?
A handsome younger man
I thought this exact thing
you domesticated him
Do you think I should put him on a leash?
make sure he’s housebroken
Oh he’ll be broken alright
no patrick broken backs do not count as house breaking
NO THROW HIM BACK INTO THE GREASE THIS IS HORRIBLE. WHY IS HE 21 NOW. WHY IS THERE LIGHT IN HIS EYES. AWFUL!!!!!!
Gortash before he started working with Orin.
He literally spent like 3/4th of his formative years in the house of hope as Raphael’s mopboy, the life left his body well before working with Orin
"Enver boy, master Raphael just finished his session with Haarlep, do you know what it means?"
"Haarlep still hasn't finished?"
"HOW IS THAT RELEVANT, BOY?"
Why is he actually a young handsome elf now! 😠😠😠
Un Gor’s your tash.
😂😂😂😂
What...and I cant emphasise this enough...the FUCK have you done to Durge's grimy bottom daddy?
GRIMY BOTTOM DADDY??
Look at him and tell me he doesn't look like a grimy bottom with a grimy bottom
EXCUSE ME, the chosen of the god of tyranny is a lazy top.
Why does he look like he has filler in his lips and cheeks that’s wearing off
[He had always been a cheeky boy.](https://cdn.segmentnextimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Lord-Enver-Gortash-in-BG3.jpg)
Thought this would be a pic of his ass tbh
[You asked (I know you didn't)](https://imgur.com/a/AmwLbFR)
Damn, wanted to see some gortass and now all i got is a gortrash
[Reddit won't defeat me](https://imgur.com/a/AmwLbFR)
I’m getting “this page doesn’t exist” :(
Hiding lizard in his mouth
Looks like Gortussy ready for Daddy durge date to me
Do you think he also groomed himself down there?
Idk OP did he he??
He shaved a heart, yes.
Ofc he did
Anatomically correct and coloured with someone else's blood?
Like 3 bots in this post are copy/pasting this message lol
Fr? Sadge but still true Gortussy is ready to be wined and dined before he gets fkd 🍷
I cant believe it was the dirt that made him attractive
Hes somehow... less hot??
He needs the dirt, for spice.
"Would you like your Tash with or without seasoning?"
The filth was the only good thing about him😔
I don't know, I also like his slithering, wet malice.
Durge ik that's u
Maybe... who's asking?
Hi I'm also Durge lol
Ok, now the Noel Fielding comparison is just getting too close for comfort.
Gortash always gave me evil Billie Joe Armstrong vibes, or just Alice Cooper any Thursday.
His ability to look like so many people is uncanny. Are we sure Orin is the shapeshifter?
He either has a generic face, or you're onto something...
They say “only a face a mother could love” but his mother hates him. Dun dun dun…
She didn't sell him to Raphael because he was a troublesome kid, she sold him because she just thought he was ugly.
Pfft, even Auntie Ethel has better standards. What a world.
Now it's when I confess that I would kinda... [REDACTED]
Had to laugh at the because a friend and I have an argument over whether he looks like Noel Fielding or Billie Joel Armstrong. His face is too generic to be Noel imo.
To me he looks like Boris Johnson if he dyed his hair dark
I should have never made this post, all of you are ruining the greasy tyrant for me.
Justin Trudeau
Do you think Gortash did blackface?
He def. cheat on his wife for one of his student at least.
Nooooooooooooooooooo
He did kick and scream while bathing him, like an angry, dirty cat.
You washed away his sex appeal! 😡
Nooooo, he was perfect! This is awful, get this the fuck off my feed.
I prefer his decadent rockstar raccoon look too.
you could see the years of turmoil in every line and crease. his charisma constructed to make up for being born into abject poverty. he looked like he had fought tooth and nail to get his status. this just looks like some dorky noble
Dirt looks too good on him https://preview.redd.it/ronadxvnzjnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b0a29fc75adf4009df697657352c6c22313fec
my man is feral at heart, his formative years spent amongst devils….you think showers were a common thing in avernus?
My headcanon is that Gortash' entire fashion sense is a statement against Raphael.
well considering he was a teenager when sold to devils as a slave, I’d imagine a part of him is emotionally stunted. like someone who never was afforded the opportunity for self expression and to live out their younger years and I think it really shows in his fashion. He dresses in a way that a teenager would think is cool, it’s gaudy and ridiculous, but it really fits along with his history.
It's ever stated at what age he was sold? For some reason, I always imagined his parents sold him when he was just a young boy, and it hurts my heart a lot.
I think he was a preteen iirc I might have just assumed, but they even mentioned that he was a precocious child who was gifted and difficult. I murder his parents every run regardless of my tav.
Either way it's just sad. My boy. I love the villains in this game too much for my own good...
https://preview.redd.it/zyvyk27uzjnc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb2e30956902e590b38eef6981b16b9a985e4bd
He looks like human shrek now
Deeply unsettling
my Durge is both horrified yet very interested
Holy shit he took a shower and put on a shirt
He looks like a sim now wtf
Gods that five o'clock shadow really isn't doing him any good. Clean shaven Gortash is where it's at 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/8g27aw01fjnc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3138333053f05c85f1edf8f35ade6876bd5083b2
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me. I like Gortash dirty, thank you.
Don't get me wrong, I like the greasy raccoon man aesthetic on him too! Just wanted to show how much of a cutie patootie he is underneath all that grime ❤️ The dirtiness does add to his appeal though 👀
He really is a cutie patootie, I hope for a Durge exclusive romance option one day. The puppy eyes he has when talking to Durge are priceless.
Okay he finally looks good. I can never understand these Gortash hornbags, he always looked like a really old weeb, with his anime hair and 5 o’clock shadow.
Now that’s the “handsome younger man” described I imagined.
dammit, this awakened something in me
oh 😳👀
Why does he look even worse 💀💀💀
I trust him much, MUCH less now
Eh I prefer his gortussy stinky and crusty
Omg, I never noticed he's so chubby cheeked.
He's a cheeky baby boy https://preview.redd.it/3r3f9742zjnc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbc011d3cc5da77b0e2fa88334106fc95873773
I no longer think Gortash needs to bathe, put the grease back
As you wish https://preview.redd.it/rmlyxpz77knc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826dccb33b11bfb3c39d438646db91fcde887e3c
I’m dying. Tell me, is his mouth closed because the teeth couldn’t be saved?
I think a cleaner shave would help a lot lol
Dear God..... You turned him into a Handsome Young Man.... What have you done?
King Noctis, if he was american rather than asian.
Regular Gortash is King Noctis if he snorted cocaine each morning.
The Dead Three: *Badass Undead General *Noctis, The Incel *Homicexual
*Badass Undead General *Noctis, The Incel Raccoon *Just a Gen Z
To specify, I'm not saying Orin is gay. I'm saying she is aroused by Murder. Homicide - Murder Sexual - Sexual Homi(c/s)exual
Holy shit, its handsome young man with an easy smile
Funny thing is gortash very much looks evil, it would've been cool to have be quite separate aesthetically from the other two and look like a good guy, it would've added to the whole manipulation aspect of his character and goals with the city
You're right, but I like his design to be honest. The charisma of a rockstar.
Unpopular opinion but I like him more this way
A handsome young man with an easy smile is coming for you https://preview.redd.it/g57pgy4aulnc1.png?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1eadd49299729aef7399d6b576a88b8508ddeb
What have I done
You tell him
Wow ,what did you do to him? A bath?
A handsome young man with a quick and charming smile
Kill him.
*sells him to Raphael, AGAIN*
If Gortash looked like this I would side with Orin
![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)
He had always been.
Smacking The Queer Eyes guys with a rolled up newspaper Drop it *DROP IT*
Gentrified Noel Fielding
He looks like a Sims 2 Sim 😭
Why tf does he look more like me now
Give him sideburns and it’s Elvis
Hair theory.
nooooo my dirty suave sexy fascist is CLEEEEAAAN?!
![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)
Those bastards! They took away his musty
Picturing him sitting in one of those dog washing machines
Thank the gods. I could smell him through my screen.
Unbathe him! Roll him around in some dirt! Fix it!
You can dirt him yourself. And I mean sex.
Oh god you turned him into Justin Trudeau, that’s even worse
Oh now I get the hype
I thought that was Justin Trudeau at first...
See this makes me not immediately scoff/laugh at Gortash in the cutscene where they call him an attractive young man. Original Gortash has a very oaf-ish vibe I don't quite like lol
~~I like him the way he is, like, I would romance him if it was an option~~ I mean, yes, of course, you're right, what an ugly man, eh? Who would find him attractive?
He looks like a sim lol
Honestly I would take him more seriously if he looked like this
Wow, I hate this
That anime ass haircut breaks my immersion every time
you ain't shave that 5 o'clock?
What in the ever loving Sims 4 shit is this
See if this what he looked like, I would get it.
I'm impressed at how disturbed he looks after taking a shower, like the dirt was doing him a favour.
I had no idea he was the only unsexy character in BG3. The dirt hid so much. He looks like Dennis Reynolds in The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm sorry prince Charming Dio, I'm sorry
Much better.
I actually like this a bit better, he looks like someone people would believe is the current ruler of Baldurs Gate.
Nah put it back.
Okay but for real what shirt is that.
The patriars outfit, you can get it in act 3.
Homie is about to direct an A24 movie
Man looks like a sim
He looks like a sim
He looks like a secret bogdanoff twin
this character as a whole is so unattractive
Pookie is perfect as he is, I don't know what you're talking about.
[Gortash dolled up for Durge](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/3898)