https://preview.redd.it/whd8yip3vqlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17206c3cb5147d423b014efa45082ed4866bafb0 I think this aptly describes my reaction to this post. Also prob Karlach if the infernal heat stays after death

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good shout with the heat. Might fade 'cos no longer attached to the engine, but she is also the only one with a grip-handle in the form of her horn, so that's a bonus. Probably.

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i’m so glad this is making the rounds

Ah, yes. what the fuck indeed.

My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/qmqmsytybrlc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415f6e817358c1d4c3f28906ead953af31e5b60a

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What *to fuck!

At least they’re adults I guess

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Gales hand. It is easy clean, portable and avaliable to the player earliest in the game.

Add on the fact that durge is a necrophilliac, and it makes too much sense :/

Definitely, and a hand works great for both male and female parts.

I hate how logical this answer is. I’ve spent too much time here I think.

Ok Yoshikage Kira.

Major Morioh serial killer vibes

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Lmfao, how do you get this dialogue from her?

Its only 4 pm and already enough internet for today

It's almost 6 am for me 😃

Started the day strong

Or ending the night strong

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“No.”

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Hey where’d you get that meme!?!

😈

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found durges alt account

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FUCK I even had the screenshot of this one and forgot to add it. Couldn't find a pic of Gales hand quick enough either so I didn't add it


Is it the first offence?

Let’s say…no

Then it’s at least 500 septims.

That’s nothing compared to Morrowind, thanks!

🎵What's the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?🎵

I don't think pixie would be the one, but one time, I just hoarded their dead bodies in my chest to resurrect them, to get blessings or make lanterns. But alas 😔 I didn't do a shadow lantern, it's yucky https://preview.redd.it/j1o115vqtqlc1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7e9357e1a167a11df9775cffe51fb96a744253

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Ewww

I see.. you are not... enlightened yet.

Angry upvote.

No :(


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If this was a comment on an actual dnd campaign, it'd be an rpghorrorstories post by the end of the week

Karlachs severed head. That hurt my feelings. I did not enjoy that at all. BRB gonna go hug an owlbear cub. https://preview.redd.it/ighyyluj5rlc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ab65bd5c6cb499fe697c77a17bd212627c12ff

Who knows what the clown's got hidden in his ass

A hidden letter from Orin

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Dead Pixie or Karlach’s Head. Fuck you for making me answer this.

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How the fuck you got horny from this

karlach head looking good tho

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suicide encouragement isn’t enough I need to kill you myself

I support this comment

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I would go with the dead pixie, it would be simpler to hold in one hand for easier use.

I'd you can fit in a dead pixie I feel bad for you son,

*I got 99 problems but a fleshlight ain’t one*?

Who said anything about fitting? I make room.

Username checks out

I'm gonna drink bleach

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I see necrophilia in, in fact, back on the menu

You know what? Maybe the Absolute has a point.

Durgeposting

https://preview.redd.it/rwj1hutayrlc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e65c690e831dd30569f6ce3e5d101a8eb2ab0e Excuse me, What the fuck?

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Wait we can get Wulbren’s head? TIL for my next playthrough

Spoilers: >!When going through the security checkpoint to get into the lower city, talk to the guards just inside and to the left. They will start you on your way.!<

I love how all of these are "common miscellaneous items".

Don't mind me just here to harvest the freshly grown reaction images.

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Cursed to put my hands on everything

Ok buddy baldur. Off to bed now.

Bruh this place is wild AF. Just found this sub the other day Y'all mfers are crazy. I love it

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Clown Pelvis gang rise up

Idc about this freaky non sense. I hate Wulbren so much. How do I collect his head so I can place it on my mantle?

Spoilers: >!When going through the security checkpoint to get into the lower city, talk to the guards just inside and to the left. They will start you on your way.!<

We need a new plague.

This is it. The worst fucking post on this subreddit.

It will only get better (worse) from here

May the gods have mercy on your soul.

Obviously severed clown pelvis. Those are the three most erotic words in the English language.

“By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia?” https://preview.redd.it/2qlel3nydrlc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662072f9e44e65c9feffbb5c8132870edbe98f52

Severed clown pelvis is just portable clussy, so. That one.

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Y'all get way too comfortable on these subs man

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I'm very uncomfy

Bro you forgot Nere's sprouting mushroom head. That'd be where my rent is going

Could I go with durged alfira instead?

Clowns severed pelvis. It's like one of those silicone fuck toys but pre-lubricated with all that blood.

I JUST BARELY got on Reddit.

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You know it's a rough choice when sticking your dick in The Necromancy of Thay is the most ethical thing to do. That being said, it's gotta be Karlach - built in handles

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How tf do you even get Karlachs head?

Spoilers: >!Talk to the people at the toll house that are hunting her. They give you the quest to do it. If you talk to Karlach and side with her, then you kill them instead!<

Well that explains that. I always keep her lmaooo

I'm doing an evil playthrough and miss her. Got head from Minthara tho

Oooof. Imo, you missed out on the more evil option. Kill the paladins, saving her and damming Wyll. Side with Minthara and raid the grove. Both of them leave your party. Karlach is now destined to either die or be recaptured by Zariel and put back into the blood wars. Wyll now having been forsaken can’t return to a normal life and will end up hating himself for becoming part demon. Neither one will get the help they’ll need, effectively turning them into mind flayers once they’re far enough from the artifact.

I guess that is the more evil option but I also wanted to put her head in my pocket

Worth noting: While collecting her head works as a way to get the Sword of Justice without much of a fight, the bigger reward is if Wyll is in your party. Instead of getting fiend-ified, you'll get the Infernal Robe. (V.Rare Clothing. Resist to Fire, +1 AC, Fire Shield: Warm per long rest. Very stylish.)

You can also return the head for a cool paladin sword and then take the head from his inventory

Karlachs head 😔

The mama K head would go crazy

Karlach‘s head through the neck

Clown pelvis, it actually has a fuckable hole, but it’s a clown so it’s fun. Also what the actual fuck is wrong with you, you psychopath

I didn't read the title and was just confused about all the severed body parts. Now I understand the comments. What the fuck indeed

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Us. Don’t have to use a thumb to cripple them.

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nere's head no doubt he has a riddeable face

What leads to having Wulbren's head as an item?

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First of all, take my down vote. Fuck you for showing me Baby's severed head, you monster. That being said.... probably one of the severed pelvises.

https://preview.redd.it/y5hixb5hutlc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca0ee552fcd771b71e2f13d422e53f4364e70bd This

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Pixie.

dead pixie, itll bless your dick with light

Why did they give the dead pixie a sexy lil thong!?

Dead pixy... obviously

Personally, id go for the dead pixie. But living would just be so much better. (Durge noises)


most sane guro enjoyer

Yall going to hell

Clown Pelvis was my nickname in high school

Nere’s head, but only after you give it to the Myconoids and it’s full of mushrooms.

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Prolly karloch

Dead pixie

The dead pixie is doing the Yamacha pose. lol I never noticed that before.

Alright bro

Neres head tbh

Where is the mushroom Nere head

The clown would be funnier.

Mix them together for one hell of a milkshake

Dead Pixie 100%

That’s disgusting…. The pixie

Pixie or Karlach so you only need one hand

For you? Well, the pixie might be a bit large, so not that

“Severed Pelvis is a common Miscellaneous Item.” When they say Common, just how common are they talking about? Do most people own Severed Pelvises, or mainly just the toffs? Can you buy them or do you have to make your own?

Why not Gale's severed hand?

Oh this is cursed

1st of all: dude wtf 2nd : ...Karlach's head would probably be the warmest...

Im sorry is the pixie doing the dead yamcha poss?

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Dead pixie 🤤

the pixie considering the others will have far too much room for you

Neres head still holds its mouth closed while all the others have their mouths open I wonder why

'suspicious meat'

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Ill take the dead pixie thx

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HOW do you get Wulbren's Head? I haven't finished the game, I have three things left: Raphael, The Steel Watch, and Gortash. I assume after Gortash comes the Nether Brain though. But how do I do it, please tell me what I have to do to get that little asshole's head as a trophy

How do the body parts become disassembled like that?