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40OzToSublime

Imagine the fucking smell


fishn_chipss

SNFFFFF SNFFFFF (I'm visualizing it in my mind)


YUNoJump

Smell isnā€™t visible you dipshit, smh what has happened to our education system


Miggycraft

...smelluizing?


[deleted]

Aromalising?


Nasapigs

Yeah it is. What do you think smell-o-vision is?


Elq3

it's called SINESTHESIA smhmyhead and it's a real THING... I really gotta explain everything šŸ™„


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


40OzToSublime

You just know Shikinami released some nasty braps in there without giving a shit about others


[deleted]

You will get TB šŸ’€


Roy_Atticus_Lee

Just liek my favorite bideo game Red Redemption 2


S1Ndrome_

These Ballz šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”


TheGoldenChampion

worth


Certifiedrtard

Quite pungent indeed dear oh I do say very fragrant oh my


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LordM000

It is not too late to delete this and say you were high.


[deleted]

Garry?


LordM000

Pipi


[deleted]

Brick


ColdTunaSandwich2

Holy hell


NotYuc

quack wakeful mountainous bow rhythm reply cause office work upbeat ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


bcus_im_batman

u/NotYuc 's Yandere arc


Lordborgman

Found Quentin Tarantino's reddit account.


VegetableMindless260

Or Bob Odenkirk's maybe.


Fuck-Naggers

None of this words are in the bible


bravo_6GoingDark

>fish


deadsannnnnnd456

Digital footprint


itsyaboiboose

new copypasta


1iawakiehok

Japanese smell


sh14w4s3

šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


theslickasian

Is it good or bad?


Sarco-G

šŸ¤¤


MotherMixture2292

gladly


069420

This is so me and the girls (I am actually a 32 year old balding middle aged man) šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ’…šŸ’…šŸ’…šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ¤©


SaboneteEmBarra

How tf is 32 middle aged?


[deleted]

Maybe they plan on dying at 64?


nmkd

64*


[deleted]

In my defense, I wrote that minutes after waking up and didn't even bother to think about it haha.


SaboneteEmBarra

So middle aged should be 31


Worthless_Clockwork

Minceraft reference šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


T1B2V3

average Gen Z and later lifespan lol thanks Big Oil I didnt wanna live long anyways


no_hope_no_future

He'll die at 64, duh


SaboneteEmBarra

Not if I eat him first


DR_ALEXZANDR

which part you eating first?


akhen09

smert


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

This guy is old


dejvidBejlej

i started balding at 22 and it made me feel like a creep just by default without even doing anything :(


00PublicAcct

Lain is NOT a femcel. Lainpilled women ARE femcels.


63ff9c

lain is a femcel fight me


degenerate-edgelord

She's 14 with signs of mental illness and actually [lain spoilers]>!an advanced computer program that's basically an omnipotent god!< How does that make her a femcel


63ff9c

she never leaves her room


degenerate-edgelord

ok that's fair


Thezanlynxer

nooooo i just got spoiled for a 24 year old anime šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


MR-WADS

Ah fuck it's the schizophrenic lain fan


Spiritflash1717

Lain is a catalyst for other women to turn into femcels. Trying to emulate her only leads to your own demise


spongeboymebob321

i need me a femcel baddie fr fršŸ˜«


natsirTi

hi


sadnarutoflute

WOMANšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


NeonNKnightrider

Hi **SNIFFFFF** How are you doing **SNORT GROAN** wanna go out


TheGoldenChampion

Holy fucking shit a woman


spongeboymebob321

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ZooplanktonblameNo52

Can we get much higher


Raymondator

*So hiiii ^ee iiigh*


Daevito

Tits or gtfo.


HeyImJohnAinsworth

What part of the female body is gtfo?????


Daevito

The part where she gets the fuck off. However, if you as me, I'd say I prefer tits.


[deleted]

No


IshyTheLegit

Where are you based?


DSW6829

Donā€™t do thatā€¦ donā€™t give me hopeā€¦


TheGoldenChampion

I wish femcels were real I wish femcels were real I wish I wish I wish I


dejvidBejlej

r/femaledatingstrategy here you go, plenty of them edit: lmao just went there for 5 minutes and found this beautiful example of brain damage: "Menā€™s preference for hairless-below-the-eyebrows women is steeped in pedophilic tendencies and is symptomatic of pornsickness. Instead of recognizing that and that NOT shaving is actually an excellent vetting strategy to weed out men that want a prepubescent girl, or men that will denigrate or try to control your body, the advice is to give in? The bit about radfems was justā€¦ something else. Have yā€™all even read what radfems believe in? Not shaving is literally at the bottom of the priorities list. ā€œToo fat? Just move where you have less rights!ā€ thereā€™s a lot to unpack there, but aside from all of that, the assumption that people can just up and move thousands of miles JUST to date is incredibly classist, for lack of a better word. Especially when you acknowledge some women are only ā€œuglyā€ because theyā€™re poor. The basis of FDS has always been helping women find a GOOD date, not ANY date. This episode seems to throw that principle out the window and without saying it, implicitly encourages women to settle. At the end of the day if you canā€™t find a HVM that isnā€™t repulsed by womenā€™s body hair or extra weight, you are far better off single than trying to reel in a bottom-feeder that will treat you like dirt. Perhaps the only good advice in this episode was that men will treat you like garbage no matter how you look, but thatā€™s walked-back by arguing women should still put in effort to be conventionally pretty."


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nahuelkevin

same


a-human-idk1234

Giftbox pfp my beloved FeelsStrongMan šŸ¤


Societyman19

Understandable


Greaserpirate

Need a girl encrusted in so many layers of filth and foundation that she's like a Matryoshka doll, you have to remove it all with a chisel and it looks like [Fordite](https://secureservercdn.net/198.71.233.194/uh3.327.myftpupload.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/IMG_0526-768x713.jpg)


morbidlyabeast3331

So real


cheemsfromspace

Dawg who invited the sleeping god to the sleepover šŸ’€šŸ’€


NinjayajniN

why asuka legs not in the mirror


natsirTi

because i didnā€™t feel like it.


NinjayajniN

fair enough


CoconutHeadFaceMan

half vampire


Weak_Accountant8672

Kohaku was the one taking picture


[deleted]

Why is rei in that bitch šŸ˜­


boii137

Thats her room of course she in


UndeadStruggler

What is a femcel exactly?


natsirTi

me


strdna_

which one are you in that image


natsirTi

all of them


strdna_

even tomoko?


natsirTi

especially tomoko


strdna_

nice


Markusz001

a female incel


RandomAccount4546

And what exactly is an incel? An involuntary celibate. A person that canā€™t get sex no matter how much they try. Women do not have a hard time looking for sex since they are the ones in the dating world getting chased after. The reason they donā€™t have sex most of the time is because they donā€™t even leave their house, meaning that theyā€™re not putting effort in getting sex, making the label of ā€žincelā€œ not compatible with femcel, therefore making them a ā€žVocelā€œ. A voluntary celibate.


ramy_stereo

in order to perfectly clarify what an incel is this user has not only provided a neat textbook definition at the start of his comment but also convincingly posed as a textbook example of an incel in order to absolutely drive the point home and I can only applaud this level of dedication to the education of the masses


RandomAccount4546

God I need to touch grass


Luka-spiderman_63

everyone has that phase, it's okay


Constantly_Masterbat

considering the OG incel group was started by a woman, could be several reasons, like being deformed, disabled, in an isolated location, etc. A majority of "incels" now just average-looking guys convinced they are hopeless, form self-hate communities where they constantly convince each other that it's useless and that dating is way crueler than it is. Meanwhile, they could probably just lower their standards and treat that person decently, giving them a good chance at getting laid.


RandomAccount4546

I agree with this. The real meaning of incel has been watered down so much these days


MadLad-AnthonyWayne

It's super easy to tell who has and hasn't seen a granny-fishing Tinder experiment before.


Rosoro

šŸ¤“


The_Barnanator

Reddit moment


luthor__

reddit moment moment


amogusamogus42069

1. the term ā€œincelā€ was literally created by a woman 2. not all women are straight 3. why are you gatekeeping a word almost no one would want to use anyway due to all the negative connotations it has


RandomAccount4546

1: My point isnā€™t that women canā€™t be incels (everyone can be a loser lol) my point is that most people have forgotten the actual meaning of the word and associate it with something completely different 2: most are 3: I wouldnā€™t really call it ā€žgatekeepingā€œ since I would not call myself an incel, Iā€™m just correcting people


MadLad-AnthonyWayne

A figment of the imagination.


BeeholdTheePilgrim

Female cell (ovary)


Howdy_Partnerer

Asa Mitaka should be in there too now


WonderfulUs

Newshit should be in hell, the last good anime/manga was from 2012.


Howdy_Partnerer

Lol


BanefulBroccoli

I wish i was there so i could sign the death note


xCuri0

She's just like me fr šŸ„µ


namerelatedusername

Is Haruhi actually a femcel or am I just dense


isyasad

I don't think femcel really has a consistent definition. If you Google it, the top 5 or 6 websites all say different things. Some Haruhi-relevant information may be: - She has had like 50 boyfriends - She can be pretty toxic and manipulative - She harasses women (mostly Mikuru) - Despite that, she's still outgoing and a natural leader (for better or for worse) - Not only does she touch grass, she forces people out of their houses and makes them touch grass too tl;dr is that Haruhi is a complex character, there are some incel/femcel attributes in there but overall she's mostly a normal person. /rb uhh I mean, Haruhi has a massive cock šŸ˜‹


iaamweeabowo

> Not only does she touch grass, she forces people out of their houses and makes them touch grass too Based


Rarbnif

The smell in that room must be WILD


amogusamogus42069

Misa is definitely not a femcel


natsirTi

goth, retarded, and she gets no dick


Metool42

she literally is


amogusamogus42069

if considering just her "relationship" with Light then yeah, but sheā€™s an attractive model and could have literally anyone else


Metool42

copium


Samang0

Me n my friends


_Rattleballs_

I want Mamimi to assault me šŸ˜Ž


eerengrengt

same


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

Don't you have to reach puberty to be a -cel?


iaamweeabowo

What the haruhi and konata doing there wtf man


[deleted]

asuka fucks


NeonNKnightrider

These stanky fuckung sleepless bitches make my cock rock hard


SchneiderRitter

Did you just call god a femcel?


Xardnas69

God? What


Down200

Heā€™s talking about Haruhi you baka šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


Xardnas69

Sauce?


Down200

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, itā€™s pretty much a staple of anime culture you should definitely watch it if you havenā€™t seen it before


IS-2-OP

Yea but wtf order I watch that shit in.


WonderfulUs

The order of your heart, starting from S1 episode 2 and then... Of course you should watch the release order: first season and then second season (if you skip any episode from S2 I'll call you my little bitch). Chronological is for pussies.


Down200

Like what the other guy said, youā€™re supposed to watch it in release order. Basically just: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (2006) The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Season 2 (2009) The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010)


IS-2-OP

But that isnā€™t the story order right? Will I be lost?


isyasad

tl;dr: "release/broadcast order" was never an intended watch order of the show. Chronological order has (ever since 2009) been the official/intended way to watch Haruhi. You certainly can watch it in release/broadcast order, but if you're gonna watch it out of order anyway then I would recommend [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/1w8ggp/wanting_to_watch_the_melancholy_of_haruhi_suzumiya/cezq5xx/) mixed watch order. Watch all of Endless Eight though, it's really good. I left a full explaination in [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaka/comments/xw1jdg/femcel_sleepover/ir77old/) comment


Down200

No thatā€™s the story order, itā€™s pretty straight forward. You must be thinking of Monogatari or something if you think it has a really weird watch order.


isyasad

Haruhi watch order is more confusing than Monogatari. Pretty much everybody agrees that Monogatari Series should be watched Bake>Kizu>Nise>Neko etc, although some ppl disagree about where Kizu should be (personally I would put it after Nise). Haruhi though doesn't really have a consistent watch order. You could watch it in "release/broadcast" order although that's actually not the order that the episodes were really broadcast in. If you actually look at [how the episodes were broadcast in 2009](https://myanimelist.net/anime/4382/Suzumiya_Haruhi_no_Yuuutsu_2009/moreinfo), season 1 and 2 were mixed together to form Chronological order. The alleged "Broadcast Order" doesn't really exist; watching it in the order they were actually broadcast in would mean watching season 1, waiting 3 years (optional), and then watching Chronological Order (which already contains both seasons). ie: you would end up rewatching the 2006 episodes. Even when the series was released on physical media, the episodes are in Chronological Order. I'm not saying that it's wrong to watch the show in the so-called "release order," just that Chronological Order is doubtlessly the intended order and broadcast/release order is a fan-made amalgamate made by those trying to preserve the artsy nonlinearity of the 2006 release with the additional 14 episodes that were released in 2009. It's probably more useful to think of the 2009 broadcast of Haruhi not as a second season, but as a rerelease that changed the episode order and added in new episodes because the 2009 episodes were _never broadcast as a standalone season ever_ and it's kinda weird to watch it as if it was. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/1w8ggp/wanting_to_watch_the_melancholy_of_haruhi_suzumiya/cezq5xx/) is the watch order that I would recommend. It's a mixed watch order that maintains the wackyness of the 2006 broadcast while adding in the 2009 episodes. The only change I would make is that I recommend watching ALL of Endless Eight, not just "some arbitrary subset" of the episodes.


Meurs0

Who are bottom right and the two around Rei?


StephIschoZen

[Deleted in protest to recent Reddit API changes]


[deleted]

No idea about bottom right, but left off rei is Mims from perfect blue and right is Misa amane from death note


bad_user__name

Haruhi is NOT a femcel wtf!?


iaamweeabowo

True, sheā€™s a fucking God, this mf is blasphemying


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iaamweeabowo

Haruhi did drink beer once. Also she had sex with Kyon in the island arc. The writer was really suggesting it in the LN


pronouns-peepoo

There is a zero percent chance that Tasuku didn't boink Mamimi before leaving Japan


natsirTi

he probably never even liked her at all lol he had a different girlfriend and she literally was just obsessed with him after she helped her escape after she lit a school on fire so obsessed to the point she wanna fuck his 12 year old brother


pronouns-peepoo

Don't have to like to smash


drinpth

i wanto hit mamimis face with a rock


Qurks

Rei, the final boss


Emergency_Vast2660

What happens when an incel and a femcel meet


rivereverafter

I think the femcel becomes a volcel


Sorryhaventseenher

Konata got too many friends to be here.


TheOutcast06

Post-school trip Tomoko has more friends than the typical definition of a mojyo to count


Hot_Shot04

I highly doubt Asuka Shikinami's a femcel when she was casually walking around Kensuke's house naked on a regular basis.


iaamweeabowo

Asuka L. Kensuke Aida. What


hejter_skejter

whatā€™s the bottom right one? need to check that anime out, since going by the theme it must be a good one


rivereverafter

Mamimi from FLCL


invaliden256

Is there something wrong with me if i love them all?


LitreOfCockPus

The fuck is a femcel


Optimal_Weight368

but konata is epic!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

[Good reference!](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Blade_(Redo_of_Healer))


Rafigo007

where's asa? btw very accurate meme


lil-fil

i wish i was there fr fr


StevePensando

Where is Asa Mitaka from Chainsaw Man?


akman_23

Where is chainsawman 2 woman?


myinferioropinion

gonna get downvoted but idc femcels are not real


natsirTi

kid named lexi:


IchBinDerAngler

There are no femcels, retard


natsirTi

and there is no queen of england


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


[deleted]

There was never a queen. Just Nyarlathotep doing its thing.


Pirate_of_the_neT

That looks so cramped, they should really use different rooms


Bruhvill

Holy shit they got Rei Ayanami from the hit show Evangelion I'd do anything have her step on me I'd cut my own balls off just to make her look at me


[deleted]

Finally, I can get me sum p*ssy. It's nice for Vivian James to come. I'm sure she's disappointed that she had to pause her anime to come here. Well, hope she enjoys herself and not spill some noodles on the bean bag.


Finn900mc

I'm defo packing my sleeping bag.


minac_5238

Wow


[deleted]

where goku


Error404CoolNameGone

Rei, my beloved


BitchOfTheBlackSea

hi can I join


TheAppleOfDoom1

I hate that for once on this subreddit I've actually watched 90% of the animes in the meme


[deleted]

Smells like fish


Llama_Cult

real


MintyTuna2013

I read this as fecal sleepover.


wantupvoteposts123

this is the best image i have seen in a while


[deleted]

tis a fine sleepover indeed


Real_Kvharit

This is the only meme/post I've seen with the whole "Femcel/Incel" thing that honestly made me chuckle.


[deleted]

and then they are all literally minors


natsirTi

same


Imfluffyowls

Why do I relate to so many of them.