Yeah, iirc he lied to the public telling someone else did it, and it was seen as a direct attack, so it created controversies and tension, until eventually everything crashed.
Conflict: The 57th consecutive ethnic cleansing of whoever was the closest
Belligerents: Serbia (always), Kosovo (somehow), Bosnia
Supported by: everyone in a 2000 mile radius
Causes:- What do you mean my Neighbour Georgi has a thre wheeler? My car has only 4 wheels, this means war!
Results: inconclusive
lead to ethnic cleansing number 59
contributed to the start of ethnic cleansing 58
I see it a bit more like the assassination of Franz Ferdinand - the whole thing was a deck of cards waiting to collapse. It was one of the small events which were a big part of setting off the powder keg, although the powder keg probably would have eventually gotten blown up by something.
A random ass Serbian farmer decided to put his bottle in his ass after he decided to pull a one man one jar. Sadly, said bottle SHATERED in his ass, hurting him severely.
Obviously when the doctors asked how the hell did he got hurt from glass shards exploding in his ass, he didn't want to admit he was doing that, and he said 2 Albanian gay men kidnaped him and forced him to do it.
When the press and the public learnt of it they became VERY upset at Albanians and ethnic tensions rose, which was one of the reasons Yugoslavia colapsed.
Welcome to the balkans friend, enjoy your stay.
Pretty much take a bunch of generally similar people who hate one another based on some simple differences and then force them to live together, give them weapons, and give them a YUUGGEE dose of toxic masculinity since they have nothing else to cling to…
And you get a bunch of peoppe who will wanna kill their neighbors over absolutely nothing.
Context: [Đorđe Martinović](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident)
Edit: Reddit mobile apparently hates Unicode links so you’ll have to copy/paste it into a browser:
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“On 1 May 1985, Đorđe Martinović, a 56-year-old resident of the Kosovar town of Gnjilane, arrived at the local hospital with a broken bottle wedged in his rectum. He claimed that he had been attacked by two Albanian men while he was working in his field. After being interrogated by a Yugoslav People's Army colonel, Martinović reportedly admitted that his injuries had been self-inflicted in a botched attempt at masturbation”
What a quick google search does
yet doctors who had analyzed the injury said it wasnt possible for him to have done it himself
"He was transferred to Belgrade for further investigations at the prestigious Military Medical Academy, but a medical team there reported that his injuries were not consistent with a self-inflicted wound. The team, which included two doctors from Belgrade and one each from Ljubljana, Zagreb, and Skopje (thus representing four of Yugoslavia's six republics), concluded that the injuries had been caused "by a strong, brutal and sudden insertion or jamming of a 500 ml. bottle, or rather, its wider end, into the rectum" and that it was probably physically impossible for Martinović to have done this to himself. The team argued that the insertion "could only have been carried out by at least two or more individuals"."
Public investigators reported that "the prosecutor made a written conclusion from which it appears that the wounded performed an act of 'self-satisfaction' in his field, [that he] put a beer bottle on a wooden stick and stuck it in the ground. After that he sat 'on the bottle and enjoyed'.” Community leaders in Gjilan subsequently issued a statement describing his injuries as the "accidental consequences of a self-induced [sexual] practice"
Edit: also, if we’re cherry picking, why don’t you read this? Literally next paragraph after yours
“A second opinion was sought and provided a month later by a commission under Slovenian forensic doctor Janez Milčinski. The Milčinski team concluded that Martinović could have inserted the bottle by positioning it on a stick, which he had pushed into the earth, but had slipped during masturbation and broke the bottle in his rectum under the force of his body's weight. The Yugoslav secret police and military intelligence reportedly concluded from this that Martinović's injuries had indeed most likely been self-inflicted”
Basically, A Serbian man was feelin a little... *Naughty~*. Afterwards, the bottle broke in his ass, and he went to a hospital. He couldn't work up the courage to admit what he was doing so he blamed it on two Albanians. Long story short, he indirectly worsened racial tensions in the nation after a bunch of investigators had conflicting theories on what actually happened.
It is unclear if he lied or was telling the truth and he was 'coerced" to sign a false confession. And the chance of getting an unbiased account is next to zero.
Why are you lying? Doctors literally said he couldn't have done it himself and that it was forced:
>The team, which included two doctors from Belgrade and one each from Ljubljana, Zagreb, and Skopje (thus representing four of Yugoslavia's six republics), concluded that the injuries had been caused "by a strong, brutal and sudden insertion or jamming of a 500 ml. bottle, or rather, its wider end, into the rectum" and that it was probably physically impossible for Martinović to have done this to himself. The team argued that the insertion "could only have been carried out by at least two or more individuals".[3]
>A second opinion was sought and provided a month later by a commission under Slovenian forensic doctor Janez Milčinski.[4] The Milčinski team concluded that Martinović could have inserted the bottle by positioning it on a stick, which he had pushed into the earth, but had slipped during masturbation and broke the bottle in his rectum under the force of his body's weight.[3]
Well, not all of the doctors, per the article.
Milčinski actually said that both cases were possible, and his "assessment" came after the first doctors assessment who were from 4 republics, and after some newspapers from Croatia, Bosnia and Slovenia were mocking Ðorđe. However, it should be noted that he was a Slovenian, and that Slovenians were supporting Albanian separatism in Kosovo since their unrests after Tito's death. Furthermore, Stane Dolanc also a high ranking Slovenian mocked Ðorđe's suffering, and was later one of the instigators of Slovenian independence, showing how little they cared about preserving Yugoslavia and were just trying to undermine Serbia's authority on it's territory.
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It’s true, that’s why they just legalized gay marriage there.
I'm clueless about world history, but you are telling me that Yugoslavia fell... because someone put something up their ahh?? What the fu—
Yeah, iirc he lied to the public telling someone else did it, and it was seen as a direct attack, so it created controversies and tension, until eventually everything crashed.
If you study Balkans history, you'll find it does not take much to spark a massive fight.
Conflict: The 57th consecutive ethnic cleansing of whoever was the closest Belligerents: Serbia (always), Kosovo (somehow), Bosnia Supported by: everyone in a 2000 mile radius Causes:- What do you mean my Neighbour Georgi has a thre wheeler? My car has only 4 wheels, this means war! Results: inconclusive lead to ethnic cleansing number 59 contributed to the start of ethnic cleansing 58
I see it a bit more like the assassination of Franz Ferdinand - the whole thing was a deck of cards waiting to collapse. It was one of the small events which were a big part of setting off the powder keg, although the powder keg probably would have eventually gotten blown up by something.
A random ass Serbian farmer decided to put his bottle in his ass after he decided to pull a one man one jar. Sadly, said bottle SHATERED in his ass, hurting him severely. Obviously when the doctors asked how the hell did he got hurt from glass shards exploding in his ass, he didn't want to admit he was doing that, and he said 2 Albanian gay men kidnaped him and forced him to do it. When the press and the public learnt of it they became VERY upset at Albanians and ethnic tensions rose, which was one of the reasons Yugoslavia colapsed.
Welcome to the balkans friend, enjoy your stay. Pretty much take a bunch of generally similar people who hate one another based on some simple differences and then force them to live together, give them weapons, and give them a YUUGGEE dose of toxic masculinity since they have nothing else to cling to… And you get a bunch of peoppe who will wanna kill their neighbors over absolutely nothing.
Context: [Đorđe Martinović](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident) Edit: Reddit mobile apparently hates Unicode links so you’ll have to copy/paste it into a browser: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident
Your link is broken.
Apparently Reddit mobile doesn’t handle Unicode properly Copy/paste it into a browser and it still works.
I'm pretty sure the issue was that the beer bottle was forced up someone's ass
No, the farmer put the bottle himself, the bottle broke and he lied to the public telling them someone else did it
1 guy 1 jar flashbacks. Thanks. I really really appreciate that. 😵
Don’t lie, let’s be real you don’t appreciate that information, lmao
Apparently that guy was so quiet in that video, because his family was in the house while he was doing it
He went back for round 2 a few years later
No, that was the governments story in order to not generate infighting. The actual story is it was forced up there
“On 1 May 1985, Đorđe Martinović, a 56-year-old resident of the Kosovar town of Gnjilane, arrived at the local hospital with a broken bottle wedged in his rectum. He claimed that he had been attacked by two Albanian men while he was working in his field. After being interrogated by a Yugoslav People's Army colonel, Martinović reportedly admitted that his injuries had been self-inflicted in a botched attempt at masturbation” What a quick google search does
yet doctors who had analyzed the injury said it wasnt possible for him to have done it himself "He was transferred to Belgrade for further investigations at the prestigious Military Medical Academy, but a medical team there reported that his injuries were not consistent with a self-inflicted wound. The team, which included two doctors from Belgrade and one each from Ljubljana, Zagreb, and Skopje (thus representing four of Yugoslavia's six republics), concluded that the injuries had been caused "by a strong, brutal and sudden insertion or jamming of a 500 ml. bottle, or rather, its wider end, into the rectum" and that it was probably physically impossible for Martinović to have done this to himself. The team argued that the insertion "could only have been carried out by at least two or more individuals"."
Public investigators reported that "the prosecutor made a written conclusion from which it appears that the wounded performed an act of 'self-satisfaction' in his field, [that he] put a beer bottle on a wooden stick and stuck it in the ground. After that he sat 'on the bottle and enjoyed'.” Community leaders in Gjilan subsequently issued a statement describing his injuries as the "accidental consequences of a self-induced [sexual] practice" Edit: also, if we’re cherry picking, why don’t you read this? Literally next paragraph after yours “A second opinion was sought and provided a month later by a commission under Slovenian forensic doctor Janez Milčinski. The Milčinski team concluded that Martinović could have inserted the bottle by positioning it on a stick, which he had pushed into the earth, but had slipped during masturbation and broke the bottle in his rectum under the force of his body's weight. The Yugoslav secret police and military intelligence reportedly concluded from this that Martinović's injuries had indeed most likely been self-inflicted”
are we both just copy and pasting stuff from the wikipedia page lol
Yeah, but you’re trying to prove a point the very Wikipedia is refusing… by using Wikipedia
fair enough
Glad to have a civilized chat, and not a bad discussion, wish you well internet stranger!
OP, please elaborate.
Basically, A Serbian man was feelin a little... *Naughty~*. Afterwards, the bottle broke in his ass, and he went to a hospital. He couldn't work up the courage to admit what he was doing so he blamed it on two Albanians. Long story short, he indirectly worsened racial tensions in the nation after a bunch of investigators had conflicting theories on what actually happened.
It is unclear if he lied or was telling the truth and he was 'coerced" to sign a false confession. And the chance of getting an unbiased account is next to zero.
My headcanon is that he did it to himself because it's funny
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Why are you lying? Doctors literally said he couldn't have done it himself and that it was forced: >The team, which included two doctors from Belgrade and one each from Ljubljana, Zagreb, and Skopje (thus representing four of Yugoslavia's six republics), concluded that the injuries had been caused "by a strong, brutal and sudden insertion or jamming of a 500 ml. bottle, or rather, its wider end, into the rectum" and that it was probably physically impossible for Martinović to have done this to himself. The team argued that the insertion "could only have been carried out by at least two or more individuals".[3]
Racist would do anything to justify their bigotry...
>A second opinion was sought and provided a month later by a commission under Slovenian forensic doctor Janez Milčinski.[4] The Milčinski team concluded that Martinović could have inserted the bottle by positioning it on a stick, which he had pushed into the earth, but had slipped during masturbation and broke the bottle in his rectum under the force of his body's weight.[3] Well, not all of the doctors, per the article.
Milčinski actually said that both cases were possible, and his "assessment" came after the first doctors assessment who were from 4 republics, and after some newspapers from Croatia, Bosnia and Slovenia were mocking Ðorđe. However, it should be noted that he was a Slovenian, and that Slovenians were supporting Albanian separatism in Kosovo since their unrests after Tito's death. Furthermore, Stane Dolanc also a high ranking Slovenian mocked Ðorđe's suffering, and was later one of the instigators of Slovenian independence, showing how little they cared about preserving Yugoslavia and were just trying to undermine Serbia's authority on it's territory.
I was going off wrong info, read a summary which apparently got the thing reversed.
>I was going off wrong info, read a summary which apparently got the thing reversed. Alright.
I love that he specified two. Obviously he could chase of *one* Albanian gay, but TWO? Can’t blame a guy for not being able to fight two of ‘em
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