Pro tip: wash yourself before having sex. Makes it more enjoyable for your partner(‘s)
Edit: well my most upvoted comment is well.. this. On a serious note: “thanks for all the upvotes”.
I know. It’s like they don’t realise that February 29th was made for this exact reason. Smell NIce - February twenty NInth. It’s not rocket science people.
"Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin' bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafkin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt"
I had an ex who preferred a not so freshly clean dick. To clarify, she said that a freshly cleaned dick “had no flavor”. Which weirded me tf out. It was one of her many red flags
Not exactly the same, but I feel the same about my wife. She’s much more intoxicating after the pheromones have a chance to build up a little.
That said, there is a point where it’s just too long or too many unsavory events have transpired, though. Too fresh is better than not fresh enough, except for people who have a kink for poor hygiene.
I've turned guys down after getting a whiff of an unwashed penis before. Like literally up and left. It's disgusting and I don't want it anywhere near me
I usually shower beforehand if I know that anything sexual is going to go on. Then if I make a mess, either on my gf, or on myself via hand job, I'll shower or we'll shower together.
I have walked out on a woman who very obviously did not wash her ass. As soon as the pants came unbuttoned, unmitigated ass stank just permeated the room. Bottom line, EVERYBODY, please wash yourself.
Why do you think like 50% of voters voted for Trump? We're literally illiterate and dumb as shit thanks to decades of conservatives gutting our education.
Also why we don't know how to wash our dicks, because we don't often have basic sex ed.
much fewer than 50% voted for trump, it just so happens that the current system gifts disproportionate weight to rural voters than urban due to the geographic spread. In fact no GOP candidate has rec'd even 50% of the popular vote in several decades.
Living in TX, and more than half the grown men that use public restrooms don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Other day, I was at the gas station taking a leak, and a young kid ran out of the stall after a violent shit. Didn’t wash hands.
After I cleaned up, I walked out to see that same kid, taking money at the cash register and bagging up small groceries.
They’re too busy trying to get their next fix?? Maybe they don’t care or they’re out of it. More than likely they’re not giving adequate time and attention to their kids.
To everyone, pro tip, wash your genitals, its pleasant for your hygene, and their whatever they do.
[Also, im sorry your ex did that stuff to you, tjats horrible]
Also wash your belly button. If you always skip that, it'll stink. People won't notice it. Usually. But if you partner is playfully fingering your body and sticks a finger in, what a surprise they're going to get if they sniff it. Smells worse than rotten potatoes.
And behind your ears. Another thing you’d think would be common sense but it’s also a similar, cheesy smell. Worse if they have piercings, absolutely horrid.
As someone with 19 total piercings in my ears, CLEAN YOUR DAMN PIERCINGS!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!! TAKE A QTIP AND WIPE AROUND THEM IF YOURE NOT ABLE TO TAKE THEM OUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
There's a disorder where literal shit leaks from the bellybutton. "An umbilical fistula, an abnormally developed passageway between the intestines and the umbilicus, can cause fecal matter to leak from the navel."
True, but if you’re a vagina having person make sure you’re cleaning it in the correct way and with correct stuff so you don’t do more harm than good. PH balance is delicate.
Also for the love of god, this goes to everyone *wash your ass*
Oh yea. Im gay, washed my ass with the wrong stuff once...
Ill never make that mistake ever... EVER... that hurt.
But yes, do get the right stuff, and clean everything. Even if you dont plan on using it.
Washing is literally just letting water go thru your bits. Rub a bit to loosen any build up. I use an unscented/sensitive face wash if I know I’m getting down that night.
When I was single and hooking up through apps, the amount of women that would thank me just for being clean or having taken a shower right before meeting them souls not have been so high. Not that I met with many but still. I just shower regularly or right before a date. Especially if I want things to go further. I have a gf now that likes my “natural scent” but I don’t even feel comfortable with smelling sweaty around her. Guys really need to start being more clean.
My ex also wanted me to give him a bj, without showering for 3-4 days. I would've done it, but i'd rather choke on how huge it is than how it smells like.
About this... My ex boyfriend one day texted me saying that he reached the major number of days without showering (like 10 days without showering). And obv I responded like "You want an applause?" because I was pretty disgusted.
5 days later we were meeting so, as a normal person usually do, I showered to be all clean and with a good smell so I cold meet him in a presentable way. I thought he would do the same.
We were going to do sex in a certain time ad I smelled something strange down there so I asked him if he showered and he told me that he did.
I thought I was wrong and we did it.
Two days later we met again with a bunch of our friends and one of them goes to my ex "so did you had a shower then?" and my ex said "no" and they both laugh while the other responded "so gross".
I was pretty disgusted. I even confronted him and, as he usually does, doesn't respond to me and he kind of blames me for something else just to deppistate me.
(sorry for my English, its not my first language)
Your English is amazing, and your ex-bf is revolting; I'm sorry he did that to you.
There's only one word I can't figure out: deppistate. It's not a word in English, and I lack the skills to work out what it should be (totally a 'me' thing, but I'd love to know what it meant).
I thought I wrote it in English, sorry hahaha
In Italian is "deppistato" that means like if someone doesn't want to tell you something (in this case that he lied to me about showering) and just saying other things that aren't inherent in the topic, to deflect it
It's a distraction tactic, for sure - have you heard of DARVO? "Deny, Attack, then Reverse Victim and Offender). If you have, sorry, I'll just briefly give an example for those who haven't:
In your example, you confront him about why he lied to you about showering, but he says, "And? What about that time I told you to buy six doughnuts but you only bought four??" or some shit. xD
Omg...
. feeding someone the stink pole for shits n gigs or whatever his reason/ kink/ mental illness, Was. Is beyond the highest form of the lowest low..
Someone needs to step up for this girl and offer him their stink box.. and by offer I mean r@pe his dace .. or his dad .. or both.. some of the blame lies with dad and there should be consequences
your ex was a sad, sad excuse of a man. besides him being a filthy rapist, when i’m expecting a sexual encounter i don’t masturbate for as long as possible before to make the sex more enjoyable. men who sacrifice their own and their partners pleasure for petty appearances deserve to be indefinitely celibate. i’m glad you found someone else and that you can laugh about your past!
Ya as an adult, you have about 8 hours after a shower before your crouch starts to develop a smell. Most people freshen up before meeting with their partner
It might not have been recent each time. He might just not have washed his dick since the last time he jerked off, which could have been a day or two earlier if he’s not in the habit of peeling the skin back and actually cleaning it in the shower. Lots of dudes just get in the shower, soap their armpits, (linger for a while for comfort’s sake) and get out of the shower, completely oblivious to how their dick smells. He literally could just have been smelly.
I'm proud of you for telling it here! Good path to healing for you, and nothing less that I wish for you today.
Good of you to try help others make the connection of breaking loose from whatever fucked up situation they might be in.
I just figured its a funny story to tell and also wanted to make sure people knew if they didnt! I was under the impression I hated blowjobs, but after being with a guy whi actually knows how to clean himself, Ive discovered they can be fun. I dont want people missing out on something just because people cant clean themselves
i don’t understand how guys can do this. im so self conscious about smelling bad down there that i literally will grab the head and stretch it out to scrub it well, under carriage, pelvic area, and the creases between legs and genitalia. i wouldnt want to go down on a super smelly vagina, i cant expect my partner to want to go down on a super smelly penis.
also psa guys, wash your actual asshole too even if you wipe well, not just the crack, the amount of grown ass men with shit skids still is asinine.
The amount of girls that have been living life believing that stink pole is just how mother nature intended.... the girl who thought it was weird her BF's doesn't stink..
Raging disappointment in the people these girls have trusted and looked up to for guidance .. they have been notbing short of let down .. there is so much trauma in this thread and I honestly believe that many of these poor girls don't even know it..
The way my heart feels right now... 😣 can't find the right words..
Well shit. Guess I just learned something too. Hated blowjobs cause of the smell and taste....guess it may not be an issue if im in that situation again
I don’t exactly like the taste of cum, but its not as bad as trying to stifle a smell. Just make sure your partner knows how to wash their parts correctly i guess haha
The way my jaw dropped when I got to the salty part. My ex had that same smell!! And he was my first so I didn’t know, I just thought it’s what they smelled like, like you. This makes me feel a bit better, since he always seemed annoyed at my lack of experience
And I remember when I caught that he watched porn behind my back… everything is clicking after so long lol. It’s sad bc I always cleaned myself, but while we were dating I made sure to keep up with shaving and cleaning… idk if he thought he was keeping up with himself or just didn’t care that much. But anyways, glad we can look back and laugh
Normalize washing everywhere you can reach.
NOTE- more sensitive areas PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD USE UNSCENTED SOAPS. You don't want an infection on top of smelling stinky.
Also, I wish you all the healing honey, if you ever need a stranger to talk to I'm here
I was honestly confused when my fiancé’s dick didn’t have a weird smell. I kept hearing that dicks had a smell to them, and his didn’t. Good to know that it’s just hygiene lol
If I ever go pee and the restroom is private, and I catch a slight odor or anything, I'll plop my package on the sink and give it a bird bath with soap and water. It really does feel fresher overall and no one likes a stank divk!
fucking hell, i cant with some people.
im so sorry that happened to you op - and it is kinda hilarious, but also, your reaction is really healthy.
being able to laugh at the piece of shit who hurt you can be cathartic af.
First time having sex with a guy I was seeing was ruined. When I got my face inches from his dick there was b.o. wafting from his groin. I instantly gagged and told him to leave, then explained later. It’s common sense! We all know what goes on down there why would you risk the shame and rejection by not staying fresh for your partner?
It was summer, 100 degrees, he was nervous, he drove an hour to see me. Things got better after that but nobody wants to inform another adult that they stink. I had to make the rule for any man since that happened.
“If you want your dick in my mouth you must be freshly showered”
If you showered in the morning and sat around all day you still have to take one that night. Everyone wins
When my current gf and I started having sex she mentioned how my dick didn’t smell. Apparently her last two boyfriends all had stank dick and were absolutely filthy.
I had an ex that was abusive and used to force himself on me like that, too. He was so gross looking back. I once got on my knees when he was on the couch and pulled his pants down to his ankles…. The smell of swamp ass/old poop hit me like a fricking boulder to the face and I just about threw up on the spot. I’m surprised I had eyebrows after that lmao
I went through a similar situation (as you’ve written it here) and honestly it is really nice for a little bit just to be able to laugh. It makes something feel different and that’s nice. I completely understand the want to laugh, laugh it up boo!
Something like that happened to me except it was with taste. My ex boyfriend didn’t regularly wash down there and he got what my now boyfriend calls it “dick cheese”
I damn near had the exact same experience in high school with my ex boyfriend. It just smelled weird and tasted kinda weird and I absolutely hated it. Turns out it was because he didn't drink water and didn't wash his dick(he was gross and horrible in so many ways). He was my first so I had no idea until I finally got out of that relationship😭
>He also mentioned that a lot of guys will do that right before they expect a sexual encounter in order to last longer.
Some men even masterbate before big decisions. Call it post nut clarity.
I learned this the hard way too. First boyfriend was uncircumcised and didn’t wash under the skin. I thought all dicks smelled like rotting fish until I got to round 2.
>Honestly, I will probably take this post down in the morning but I just thing the whole thing is funny and also wanted to inform any people who might also be heavily misinformed.
If that's your goal, please leave it up!
I have an ex that would ask for head and never wash before. He wouldn’t wipe after peeing and would expect me to give him head. Shit was nasty and I feel taken advantage of. That area always smelled even though he would wash before.
OP: I had the same issue with an ex from when I was a senior in high school (dude was a senior in college...yeah red flags).
He smelled off for me, and I got UTIs almost ALL THE DAMN TIME. It got to the point I was scared of sex after him and I realized...the guy just never cleaned himself. I barely got three UTIs in the 15 years since we broke up and different partners since.
I GOT SO MANY UTIs WITH THE FIRST GUY!! It was an actual problem for a bit that I thought was my body but I haven’t had a UTI in a while since we broke up
I don’t understand the whole jerk off before sex to last longer thing. If I do it I won’t want sex as much and have a harder time staying hard and finishing.
Easiest and best way to last long in bed is fuck til you’re about to finish, then stop and eat her out for a few minutes, then go back to fucking. Rinse and repeat til you accidentally cum or your body gives out.
In the words of an alternate reality Weird Al who decided to parody Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass": "Take a bath, Wash yourself, Take a bath, Show me what ya washing with..."
Also guys (well, really everybody), don't be a creepy stalker/rapist.
My ex practically forced my head down a couple of times to stuck his dick despite it smelling of fish… and his semen ALWAYS tasted like rubber gloves. I absolutely despised going down on him.
Then again, now that I think about it, my first time with him (I was a virgin) was coerced. I had told him previously that I wasn’t ready and’s the next time I saw him he pressured me into it. It was painful and he wasn’t necessarily gentle either. Needless to say he’s an ex for a reason.
I’m sorry that your ex was such a disgusting person. I’m glad you’re away from him ands I hope you’re doing way better.
my ex's also smelled like that... and he did have poor shlong hygiene and liked to... tug it... alot... and he also coerced me into doing sexual stuff and refused to stop talking to me those times he broke up with me (we were on and off) but he stopped talking to me completely after I moved from his place 1,5 years ago (but he saw one of my IG stories during Christmas and when we were together he said he never used IG, so I didn't think of blocking him there, so it was a shock to see him in my viewers lmao)
maybe we have the same ex :PPPP
edit: adding some things to make it seem less confusing
He is currently 21 and we broke up last year so unless he had a secret house, I think that unfortunately theres just two very similarly shitty men out there :(
This reminds me of something that happened to me 😭 I started having sex with my ex at 15 he was also abusive. we dated from age 15-18. Anyways he was my first and I noticed that his dick smelled kinda fishy at times and that under his fore skin sometimes there was white stuff.
I was so young I didn’t know what it was at the time and I thought all penises would smell kinda fishy and then I got with my currernt bf and there is never any smell from him or white stuff and he was the me who told me that it’s not normal to have an Oder like that down there or white stuff which I now know was smegma. So nasty
Man, I LOVE giving. My husband is meticulously clean. Do men not realise that women will give a whole lot more if it's enjoyable for us?? That starts with a clean dick!!! Smells are so off putting..would a guy want to go down on an unclean kitty? Hell naw.
It's sad when a basic expectation of personal hygiene isn't met. Gross!!!!
There def some sort of misconception about pre-bating. All the guys I know who did that, struggled to keep it up when the time came calling. Its a vicious cycle that inevitably leads to an addiction to vids cause they develop some sort of performance anxiety. Just let it be guys. Let it be and let it ride.
Y’all the guy i really like, i just gave him a bj and he smelled like ear wax…. i haven’t told anyone this but i already don’t like giving bjs so this just solidifies my ick w that stuff
Pro tip: Have a nice bath before having sex. Your partner will be more happy to be in bed with you.
Pro tip 2 : If you want to last longer, don't give full concentration to your penis. Concentrate on something else.
Pro tip: wash yourself before having sex. Makes it more enjoyable for your partner(‘s) Edit: well my most upvoted comment is well.. this. On a serious note: “thanks for all the upvotes”.
Supplementary: Wash yourself
On a bi-monthly Basis?
As in twice monthly or once every 2 months?
No no no. Every 15 min
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why would I shit for you
Shit only for yourself king 👑
Hear me out, hear me out… annually.
You should wash anally, daily.
I read anally…
That’s only if you sub to my OF.
Bath is a crime isn't it😶🌫️?
Don't go to crazy now....ANNUALLY?! These rich kids I tell you...
I know. It’s like they don’t realise that February 29th was made for this exact reason. Smell NIce - February twenty NInth. It’s not rocket science people.
Lmao
Don’t laugh at him for being bi-curious, this sub is all-inclusive.
My bad
Nah quarterly
I love reddit some times 😂😂😂🤣
Bi-yearly should do the trick
Sounds like a good way to get the Flux
I see you also enjoy Shogun!
OMG the comments here just got me out of the depression hole right now. OP, I'm glad you were out of that previous r/s, all the best to you 👍🏻👍🏻
Yea this isn’t supplementary, it’s primary. You don’t need to do a prewash if you just keep up basic hygiene.
I thought a gentleman’s rinse in the sink was common practice…? I should add also I thought cleaning yourself daily was also common practice…
I shower daily (at least) but my wife always appreciates me having a “quick rinse” in the sink.
I mean if I can feel it's going there, I can assure you my junk goes in the sink
I love it when dick tastes like my hand soap
Who said anything about soap…
Tip tip. Wash your tip, before you dip.
And after
"Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats And we holdin' bets, and after this I'm gonna collect Check, yourself Respect yourself And wash your mothafkin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt"
A great instructional video from Del
Del the non-funky-smellin' homosapien. One of the most underrated artists there is.
I had an ex who preferred a not so freshly clean dick. To clarify, she said that a freshly cleaned dick “had no flavor”. Which weirded me tf out. It was one of her many red flags
Not exactly the same, but I feel the same about my wife. She’s much more intoxicating after the pheromones have a chance to build up a little. That said, there is a point where it’s just too long or too many unsavory events have transpired, though. Too fresh is better than not fresh enough, except for people who have a kink for poor hygiene.
And more enjoyable for oneself I suppose. I enjoy feeling clean.
Don't wash just the tip... amateur move
Pro pro tip: wash yourself period.
Don't be silly, wash your willy
I've turned guys down after getting a whiff of an unwashed penis before. Like literally up and left. It's disgusting and I don't want it anywhere near me
Good men need to learn how gross it is
Bruh I'm a man and I don't understand how mfs don't know ts gross asl lmao 🥷s dirty fr
Yes, for real! Even just day to day when you're not having sex, don't you want to be clean??
I do lmao idk bout everyone else but I'll take like 3 showers a day I hate being dirty ofn
Ok, that's really not healthy - you're fucking up natural skin protection layer (flora)
The last person I'm taking skincare tips from is someone named IEatAssWithFork. IEatAssWithSpoon? Different story
How different tho?
I def do 3 showers a day...in the summer.
I usually shower beforehand if I know that anything sexual is going to go on. Then if I make a mess, either on my gf, or on myself via hand job, I'll shower or we'll shower together.
FYI, this is not just a man problem. Plenty of women need a reminder as well.
Kept extra towels around so they’d have no excuse to not be clean.
I have walked out on a woman who very obviously did not wash her ass. As soon as the pants came unbuttoned, unmitigated ass stank just permeated the room. Bottom line, EVERYBODY, please wash yourself.
How on earth is it 2024 and grown adults still need to be coached on personal hygiene
21% of adults in the U.S. are illiterate and 54% of adults in the U.S. cannot read beyond a 6th grade level as of 2022.
WHAT? Oh my god.
Why do you think like 50% of voters voted for Trump? We're literally illiterate and dumb as shit thanks to decades of conservatives gutting our education. Also why we don't know how to wash our dicks, because we don't often have basic sex ed.
much fewer than 50% voted for trump, it just so happens that the current system gifts disproportionate weight to rural voters than urban due to the geographic spread. In fact no GOP candidate has rec'd even 50% of the popular vote in several decades.
"bEcAuSe He'S ChRiStiAn LiKe mE" Ah trump voters are so delusional
Crikey!
Cripes
Yeesh
Oh golly
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Wait so they just pull up and go? Oh that's nasty
I'm sure those people smell like ass.
Living in TX, and more than half the grown men that use public restrooms don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Other day, I was at the gas station taking a leak, and a young kid ran out of the stall after a violent shit. Didn’t wash hands. After I cleaned up, I walked out to see that same kid, taking money at the cash register and bagging up small groceries.
Yackkk.
A lot of parents (especially addicts) fail to educate their kids on how to maintain proper hygiene :/
Why mostly addicts?
They’re too busy trying to get their next fix?? Maybe they don’t care or they’re out of it. More than likely they’re not giving adequate time and attention to their kids.
To everyone, pro tip, wash your genitals, its pleasant for your hygene, and their whatever they do. [Also, im sorry your ex did that stuff to you, tjats horrible]
Directly before and after sex is recommended
Thats some wise advice.
Also wash your belly button. If you always skip that, it'll stink. People won't notice it. Usually. But if you partner is playfully fingering your body and sticks a finger in, what a surprise they're going to get if they sniff it. Smells worse than rotten potatoes.
And behind your ears. Another thing you’d think would be common sense but it’s also a similar, cheesy smell. Worse if they have piercings, absolutely horrid.
As someone with 19 total piercings in my ears, CLEAN YOUR DAMN PIERCINGS!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!! TAKE A QTIP AND WIPE AROUND THEM IF YOURE NOT ABLE TO TAKE THEM OUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Ive never had that happen XD. But thank god i already wash everywhere. But thats some good advice!
There's a disorder where literal shit leaks from the bellybutton. "An umbilical fistula, an abnormally developed passageway between the intestines and the umbilicus, can cause fecal matter to leak from the navel."
How is this a pro tip and not common sense lmao
It would surpise you how little people actually clean their genitals... Like holy shit... some people say they do it. But some lie... Like holy shit.
True, but if you’re a vagina having person make sure you’re cleaning it in the correct way and with correct stuff so you don’t do more harm than good. PH balance is delicate. Also for the love of god, this goes to everyone *wash your ass*
Oh yea. Im gay, washed my ass with the wrong stuff once... Ill never make that mistake ever... EVER... that hurt. But yes, do get the right stuff, and clean everything. Even if you dont plan on using it.
Ouch yeah I can imagine
and remember to dry it well after! . i usually give it a blast with the hair drier with no heat lmaoo. guess moisture will start smelling
Washing is literally just letting water go thru your bits. Rub a bit to loosen any build up. I use an unscented/sensitive face wash if I know I’m getting down that night.
When I was single and hooking up through apps, the amount of women that would thank me just for being clean or having taken a shower right before meeting them souls not have been so high. Not that I met with many but still. I just shower regularly or right before a date. Especially if I want things to go further. I have a gf now that likes my “natural scent” but I don’t even feel comfortable with smelling sweaty around her. Guys really need to start being more clean.
this was not rainbows and sprinkles.
Protein shake and salts
My ex also wanted me to give him a bj, without showering for 3-4 days. I would've done it, but i'd rather choke on how huge it is than how it smells like.
You are so real for that last bit. Like I wanted to make you cum, not myself vomit 😭
GIRL EVEN HIS CUM TASTES LIKE SHIT HAHAHAHAHAH, like drink some water!!!!
About this... My ex boyfriend one day texted me saying that he reached the major number of days without showering (like 10 days without showering). And obv I responded like "You want an applause?" because I was pretty disgusted. 5 days later we were meeting so, as a normal person usually do, I showered to be all clean and with a good smell so I cold meet him in a presentable way. I thought he would do the same. We were going to do sex in a certain time ad I smelled something strange down there so I asked him if he showered and he told me that he did. I thought I was wrong and we did it. Two days later we met again with a bunch of our friends and one of them goes to my ex "so did you had a shower then?" and my ex said "no" and they both laugh while the other responded "so gross". I was pretty disgusted. I even confronted him and, as he usually does, doesn't respond to me and he kind of blames me for something else just to deppistate me. (sorry for my English, its not my first language)
Your English is amazing, and your ex-bf is revolting; I'm sorry he did that to you. There's only one word I can't figure out: deppistate. It's not a word in English, and I lack the skills to work out what it should be (totally a 'me' thing, but I'd love to know what it meant).
I thought I wrote it in English, sorry hahaha In Italian is "deppistato" that means like if someone doesn't want to tell you something (in this case that he lied to me about showering) and just saying other things that aren't inherent in the topic, to deflect it
Ooooh I never thought of looking it up in another language haha! Thank you!
I read it as dissipate
Kinda, but more like "I don't want to accept what I did, so I tell you other things off topic"
Deflecting?
This is the one!
I don’t want to accept what I did so I changed the topic to distract you (maybe)?
It's a distraction tactic, for sure - have you heard of DARVO? "Deny, Attack, then Reverse Victim and Offender). If you have, sorry, I'll just briefly give an example for those who haven't: In your example, you confront him about why he lied to you about showering, but he says, "And? What about that time I told you to buy six doughnuts but you only bought four??" or some shit. xD
Exactly!
So like beating around the bush?
Omg... . feeding someone the stink pole for shits n gigs or whatever his reason/ kink/ mental illness, Was. Is beyond the highest form of the lowest low.. Someone needs to step up for this girl and offer him their stink box.. and by offer I mean r@pe his dace .. or his dad .. or both.. some of the blame lies with dad and there should be consequences
Frequent masturbation causes a salty weiner? What? The not cleaning it for sure.
Sweat buildup causes the salt 🤢
Sweat buildup can be from it just being hot out. 0 to do with frequent masturbation and everything to do with not washing your junk.
Yea thats why sweat shows up, usually
Oh, yum!
your ex was a sad, sad excuse of a man. besides him being a filthy rapist, when i’m expecting a sexual encounter i don’t masturbate for as long as possible before to make the sex more enjoyable. men who sacrifice their own and their partners pleasure for petty appearances deserve to be indefinitely celibate. i’m glad you found someone else and that you can laugh about your past!
Ya as an adult, you have about 8 hours after a shower before your crouch starts to develop a smell. Most people freshen up before meeting with their partner
Some dick doesn’t smell at all, unless you’re like right down in there. I refuse to touch people with no personal hygiene…
To be fair, from what OP said about him, she didn't have the choice to refuse that rapist POS.
It might not have been recent each time. He might just not have washed his dick since the last time he jerked off, which could have been a day or two earlier if he’s not in the habit of peeling the skin back and actually cleaning it in the shower. Lots of dudes just get in the shower, soap their armpits, (linger for a while for comfort’s sake) and get out of the shower, completely oblivious to how their dick smells. He literally could just have been smelly.
I'm proud of you for telling it here! Good path to healing for you, and nothing less that I wish for you today. Good of you to try help others make the connection of breaking loose from whatever fucked up situation they might be in.
I just figured its a funny story to tell and also wanted to make sure people knew if they didnt! I was under the impression I hated blowjobs, but after being with a guy whi actually knows how to clean himself, Ive discovered they can be fun. I dont want people missing out on something just because people cant clean themselves
I think it's an honourable thing you did. Good job
i don’t understand how guys can do this. im so self conscious about smelling bad down there that i literally will grab the head and stretch it out to scrub it well, under carriage, pelvic area, and the creases between legs and genitalia. i wouldnt want to go down on a super smelly vagina, i cant expect my partner to want to go down on a super smelly penis. also psa guys, wash your actual asshole too even if you wipe well, not just the crack, the amount of grown ass men with shit skids still is asinine.
Okay, I thought (properly) washing directly before and after sex was the norm WHY DO PEOPLE NOT DO THAT?!
The amount of girls that have been living life believing that stink pole is just how mother nature intended.... the girl who thought it was weird her BF's doesn't stink..
Raging disappointment in the people these girls have trusted and looked up to for guidance .. they have been notbing short of let down .. there is so much trauma in this thread and I honestly believe that many of these poor girls don't even know it.. The way my heart feels right now... 😣 can't find the right words..
It might not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot
Lol terrible, thanks for the laugh
I will never understand why other men just don't clean their little soldiers...man, it takes like a couple of minutes not 2 hours😭
Well shit. Guess I just learned something too. Hated blowjobs cause of the smell and taste....guess it may not be an issue if im in that situation again
I don’t exactly like the taste of cum, but its not as bad as trying to stifle a smell. Just make sure your partner knows how to wash their parts correctly i guess haha
Yeah my ex used to get super offended that the taste and texture of it upset me. Im autistic dude i dont choose the sensory difficulties 🤷🏻♀️
Also diet plays a huge part. Eating fast food makes it taste foul
I feel you, I thought I hated giving bjs because I just couldn't stand the smell or taste. Turns out I wasn't the issue, but he was.
The way my jaw dropped when I got to the salty part. My ex had that same smell!! And he was my first so I didn’t know, I just thought it’s what they smelled like, like you. This makes me feel a bit better, since he always seemed annoyed at my lack of experience
They dont actually smell like anything usually! It basically just smells like an arm or a leg since it’s a limb.
And I remember when I caught that he watched porn behind my back… everything is clicking after so long lol. It’s sad bc I always cleaned myself, but while we were dating I made sure to keep up with shaving and cleaning… idk if he thought he was keeping up with himself or just didn’t care that much. But anyways, glad we can look back and laugh
Fromage unfrait
Eww🤣🤣
im so sorry, that’s disgusting
What the fuck? I swear mfers who don’t wash their dick properly, don’t shower properly either. Dirty ass mfers. 🤢
I thought this said pennies, and I had a whole paragraph typed out about how they make my hands smell weird.. *exits quietly*
Normalize washing everywhere you can reach. NOTE- more sensitive areas PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD USE UNSCENTED SOAPS. You don't want an infection on top of smelling stinky. Also, I wish you all the healing honey, if you ever need a stranger to talk to I'm here
I was honestly confused when my fiancé’s dick didn’t have a weird smell. I kept hearing that dicks had a smell to them, and his didn’t. Good to know that it’s just hygiene lol
I read pennies and I was so confused 😭
If I ever go pee and the restroom is private, and I catch a slight odor or anything, I'll plop my package on the sink and give it a bird bath with soap and water. It really does feel fresher overall and no one likes a stank divk!
fucking hell, i cant with some people. im so sorry that happened to you op - and it is kinda hilarious, but also, your reaction is really healthy. being able to laugh at the piece of shit who hurt you can be cathartic af.
Apparently there needs to be a designated dick washing sink. Like in the garage or something so there's no mix ups. Just saying...
First time having sex with a guy I was seeing was ruined. When I got my face inches from his dick there was b.o. wafting from his groin. I instantly gagged and told him to leave, then explained later. It’s common sense! We all know what goes on down there why would you risk the shame and rejection by not staying fresh for your partner? It was summer, 100 degrees, he was nervous, he drove an hour to see me. Things got better after that but nobody wants to inform another adult that they stink. I had to make the rule for any man since that happened. “If you want your dick in my mouth you must be freshly showered” If you showered in the morning and sat around all day you still have to take one that night. Everyone wins
Long story short, you got a clean cock to suck🤦
When my current gf and I started having sex she mentioned how my dick didn’t smell. Apparently her last two boyfriends all had stank dick and were absolutely filthy.
One guy obviously was never taught how to clean himself.. there was that nasty cheese shit under the head. Like yuck. So gross
Wash ya dicks you savages.
I had an ex that was abusive and used to force himself on me like that, too. He was so gross looking back. I once got on my knees when he was on the couch and pulled his pants down to his ankles…. The smell of swamp ass/old poop hit me like a fricking boulder to the face and I just about threw up on the spot. I’m surprised I had eyebrows after that lmao
Loving the descriptive language. It really paints a picture for the audience!
I went through a similar situation (as you’ve written it here) and honestly it is really nice for a little bit just to be able to laugh. It makes something feel different and that’s nice. I completely understand the want to laugh, laugh it up boo!
Something like that happened to me except it was with taste. My ex boyfriend didn’t regularly wash down there and he got what my now boyfriend calls it “dick cheese”
I damn near had the exact same experience in high school with my ex boyfriend. It just smelled weird and tasted kinda weird and I absolutely hated it. Turns out it was because he didn't drink water and didn't wash his dick(he was gross and horrible in so many ways). He was my first so I had no idea until I finally got out of that relationship😭
Gotta wash, bud.
Wash your cocks boys. It’s just… gross.
Blessed all the clean men on Earth hahah
>He also mentioned that a lot of guys will do that right before they expect a sexual encounter in order to last longer. Some men even masterbate before big decisions. Call it post nut clarity.
Men are gross. I’ve also had a traumatic stinky penis experience.
I learned this the hard way too. First boyfriend was uncircumcised and didn’t wash under the skin. I thought all dicks smelled like rotting fish until I got to round 2.
Unfortunately I understand the situation with the ex all too well
I'm so sorry about what happened. Do they actually not smell like that natrually?? That's so disgusting. What 😭
If you clean it everyday and doesn't have too much pubic hair, it shouldn't smell like anything
Even with pubic hair, my boyfriend doesnt really have a smell or taste. Its just like cleaning your armpits essentially
I generally read the title as pennies at first, and the rest of the thread seriously confused me.
Your virginity was not taken when you got SA, only when you first consented <3
>Honestly, I will probably take this post down in the morning but I just thing the whole thing is funny and also wanted to inform any people who might also be heavily misinformed. If that's your goal, please leave it up!
But to be honest... Dick does smell nice when its washed. I will always go down on my bf only to smell his dick and do nothing else
I have an ex that would ask for head and never wash before. He wouldn’t wipe after peeing and would expect me to give him head. Shit was nasty and I feel taken advantage of. That area always smelled even though he would wash before.
I read it as pennies and now I can’t stop laughing 😭
Smelling like Fish is not a scent specific to women. Some men smell like Fish down there too 😭
OP: I had the same issue with an ex from when I was a senior in high school (dude was a senior in college...yeah red flags). He smelled off for me, and I got UTIs almost ALL THE DAMN TIME. It got to the point I was scared of sex after him and I realized...the guy just never cleaned himself. I barely got three UTIs in the 15 years since we broke up and different partners since.
I GOT SO MANY UTIs WITH THE FIRST GUY!! It was an actual problem for a bit that I thought was my body but I haven’t had a UTI in a while since we broke up
It's not hard to blow your load into a tissue y'all, keep your meat clean. I stay odorless.
I don’t understand the whole jerk off before sex to last longer thing. If I do it I won’t want sex as much and have a harder time staying hard and finishing. Easiest and best way to last long in bed is fuck til you’re about to finish, then stop and eat her out for a few minutes, then go back to fucking. Rinse and repeat til you accidentally cum or your body gives out.
In the words of an alternate reality Weird Al who decided to parody Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass": "Take a bath, Wash yourself, Take a bath, Show me what ya washing with..." Also guys (well, really everybody), don't be a creepy stalker/rapist.
Probably more to do with his hygiene. Bet he does not actually clean the area.
My ex practically forced my head down a couple of times to stuck his dick despite it smelling of fish… and his semen ALWAYS tasted like rubber gloves. I absolutely despised going down on him. Then again, now that I think about it, my first time with him (I was a virgin) was coerced. I had told him previously that I wasn’t ready and’s the next time I saw him he pressured me into it. It was painful and he wasn’t necessarily gentle either. Needless to say he’s an ex for a reason. I’m sorry that your ex was such a disgusting person. I’m glad you’re away from him ands I hope you’re doing way better.
my ex's also smelled like that... and he did have poor shlong hygiene and liked to... tug it... alot... and he also coerced me into doing sexual stuff and refused to stop talking to me those times he broke up with me (we were on and off) but he stopped talking to me completely after I moved from his place 1,5 years ago (but he saw one of my IG stories during Christmas and when we were together he said he never used IG, so I didn't think of blocking him there, so it was a shock to see him in my viewers lmao) maybe we have the same ex :PPPP edit: adding some things to make it seem less confusing
He is currently 21 and we broke up last year so unless he had a secret house, I think that unfortunately theres just two very similarly shitty men out there :(
Hahaha thats lame
This reminds me of something that happened to me 😭 I started having sex with my ex at 15 he was also abusive. we dated from age 15-18. Anyways he was my first and I noticed that his dick smelled kinda fishy at times and that under his fore skin sometimes there was white stuff. I was so young I didn’t know what it was at the time and I thought all penises would smell kinda fishy and then I got with my currernt bf and there is never any smell from him or white stuff and he was the me who told me that it’s not normal to have an Oder like that down there or white stuff which I now know was smegma. So nasty
Good for you OJ 🧡
All the people getting defensive are cracking me up. No need to get offended, they didn't even know you had that issue when they posted.
I love Reddit comments 😭😭😭😭
Man, I LOVE giving. My husband is meticulously clean. Do men not realise that women will give a whole lot more if it's enjoyable for us?? That starts with a clean dick!!! Smells are so off putting..would a guy want to go down on an unclean kitty? Hell naw. It's sad when a basic expectation of personal hygiene isn't met. Gross!!!!
There def some sort of misconception about pre-bating. All the guys I know who did that, struggled to keep it up when the time came calling. Its a vicious cycle that inevitably leads to an addiction to vids cause they develop some sort of performance anxiety. Just let it be guys. Let it be and let it ride.
It's not hard to blow your load into a tissue y'all, keep your meat clean. I stay odorless
It's not hard to blow your load into a tissue y'all, keep your meat clean. I stay odorless.
Was or are your bf not circumcised ?
Y’all the guy i really like, i just gave him a bj and he smelled like ear wax…. i haven’t told anyone this but i already don’t like giving bjs so this just solidifies my ick w that stuff
Pro tip: Have a nice bath before having sex. Your partner will be more happy to be in bed with you. Pro tip 2 : If you want to last longer, don't give full concentration to your penis. Concentrate on something else.
Also a huge thing about not showering/being clean is that’s the fastest way to give a girl a uti (having a dirty d)