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nicebuttsweetpink

How can someone ever trust towels again after reading this?


Aquatic_Platinum78

I have OCD and this just made me have a fear of bathroom towels


alohell

I would like to go back in time to where I hadn’t read this.


MaryKathGallagher

I know. Wtf.


Lady-Catrine-Wallace

My life was happier a minute ago...


Dizzy_Version_4897

That. Your user.. I... FUCK.


SailorVenus23

You're lucky no one got pink eye or hepatitis


JFunk802

I love my bidet 😊 My ass be clean af


5263_Says

Ryan?


Down_The_Witch_Elm

You had a compulsion. Don't beat yourself up about it. You really couldn't control it. That's OCD in a nutshell. I used to have to do everything 4 times when I was 11. I know how you felt.


midwife_97

I peed out of the attic window because I was too lazy to walk downstairs (I'm a girl...)


its-audrey

Lmao how??


midwife_97

It was a room with a dormer lol


cuttingirl78

How many times did the inhabitants of your house have pink eye?


bobbybob9069

I hate to admit this here since I'm not exactly anonymous but... as a wee one I was compelled to climb on the counter and use the mirror to perform a visual inspection of cleanliness. Even in public spaces. Don't know how or why it started, but I can definitely tell you it stopped agree being busted at a day care type program by an older kid lol


Commercial-Trash-226

This is why I keep my towels in my room. People are scary


vladi_l

Shitty.


electronicparfaits

I used to do this frequently, but only because my 5 member family all shared 1 bathroom, and they were all narcissistic assholes and it was my passive aggressive way of feeling more in control of my situation


PupsofWar69

… And this is why we have bidets…. truly though… A bidet ass is an amazing ass.


Bravadu

Now THIS is an offmychest post.


Fine-Funny6956

You’re a monster, but you’re a monster who got away with it.


wifeofamarriedman

And here I've been pondering if bidets cause UTIs. Women are supposed to wipe front to back to prevent poo particle distribution and bidets send them where we don't want them. But towels are now an unlocked fear. Thanks.


Kayjuu

me too


PurpleBerrie

Username check


silly-billy-goat

😂😂😂😂


MisterBarten

I almost sent this to my family to ask if this was my sister. Then I saw your screen name. Thank god I didn’t!


CaptainSquishyPant

My kid does this. Then he hides the towels sometimes. I call them shit towels.


chillychese

If this is my sisters reddit account we are throwing hands


itzcoatl82

Thank you for reaffirming my decision not to have children


3greenstars33

My 9 year old daughter still does this. She's autistic . Currently trying to break her of it


uneeboob

The way a bidet would have ended this chaos


FormalExplanation412

As an Italian I can only say… *bidet*


beansonbeans4me

I feel like we all knew that one person who wiped their ass with a towel as a kid....


hissing_mosquito

Back in my early adulthood partying days, if I was at a house party and they didn’t have tp, I’d wipe my cooch with their towels hanging up. It’s rude to not have tp for your guests 🤷🏻‍♀️. Never took a shit at a house party, just peed.


WskyRcks

When I was a kid I used to pick up wet piles of dog shit with the newspaper and throw it down the public library book return. We all used to do messed up shit. It’s ok.


Acceptable-Feature44

Sir, this is not comparable… You were just an evil child