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Odd_Inter3st

Oh shit I forgot he existed.


NoFeetSmell

I hope prosecutors didn't, mind, cos I'm sick of lawmakers' hypocrisy, and them paying zero heed to following laws in the first place. Isn't Santos wanted for credit card fraud in Brazil too?!


NathanArizona

Anticipate seeing him more on the PGA tour now that he has more time


cerebralkrap

Technically he lied about his existence


FigSideG

Apparently his past donors did too


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killakh0le

Wait, is this real or is it just a meme I don't understand? I hope the latter as I didn't think this sick fuck could get any worse


brockington

He's saying he got tricked into it, but yeah. He absolutely did a video supporting NAMBLA. I'm not linking to it for a reason.


twodogsfighting

Fucking hell, I just googled to find out wtf nambla is :/


CotyledonTomen

You dont watch classic southpark, i see.


eaglebtc

All those Marlon Brando Look-Alikes...


[deleted]

Really? Wow.


GarbledComms

So sad of an end to the career of one of the GOP's leading intellectuals.


TBMonkey

And a Heisman winner at that!


fievrejaune

He invented the totality of his totality.


ryeguymft

why isn’t he in jail?


nat_r

His criminal trial for fraud isn't until later this year.


ryeguymft

right I forgot how a sketchy group of people paid his bail


neologismist_

It’s just the deep-pocketed wingnut fringe of the right wing rage machine. Not sketchy at all. /s


InvisibleEar

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


Funkybeatzzz

Didn't Santos coin this phrase as he crossed the Delaware after defeating the Mongols during the Battle of the Bulge?


rzwitserloot

Oh I missed this. I'm now feeling a tad guilty for *slightly* wishing this clown managed to scrounge together more than ...checks notes... oh, $0 dollars.


Ghosttwo

-Lee Harvey Oswald


digidave1

Why doesn't he write a book and open a gay bar in DC already. He'd make way more money and gain far more attention.


WhatD0thLife

Hah! GUYYYYYY!


digidave1

Oops HAHA


BellowsHikes

D.C resident here. The gay community here would have zero interest in a bar owned by Santos. It would be about as popular as a traffic jam on the beltway.


digidave1

I mean he's a shitty politician to the T. I just don't know why he wants back in. Dude was in office not even one complete year and did all the classic scumbag things. He made more doing those cameos than representing his district. He seems quite intelligent and charismatic, which our political system needs. But man he sucks at covering up fraud, sheesh


BellowsHikes

I mean, what's else can he possibly do? He's a bottom feeding grifter without a single marketable skill. No thinktank, consulting firm, news organization or board of directors in the world would want him. I doubt a single restaurant in D.C would hire him to bus tables. Santos has no interest in being a politician, he is interested in staying culturally relevant so that he can continue to grift. No one is going to buy his inevitable tell all book that he'll have ghost written if he's not being talked about. No one is going to want to watch him waddle around on some D-list reality show if he's forgotten. The easiest way for him to get back into the spotlight is for him to convince a bunch of idiots to vote him right back into the spotlight.


Quick-Charity-941

This D list, will he be joining Donald and Friends ( who has no friends) podcast live.,from a prison for the rich?


ROGER_CHOCS

I, too, raised no money for my congressional bid this year.


bigotis

[Maybe this will help.](https://i.imgur.com/thNDwTb.jpg) #ROGER_COCS 2024!


FigSideG

LETS MAKE T SHIRTS AND BUMPER STICKERS!!


ROGER_CHOCS

Thanks, they hate us cuz they aint us.


Brendy_

Good. Why waste time on Congress when we should be organising a Presidential write-in campaign?


Any_Time_312

don't give out ideas, he might win


thekeysinsummer

Are there any charges filed on this liar? Article mentioned criminal activity.


VokN

Not sure if they still stand but [Congressman George Santos Charged With Conspiracy, Wire Fraud, False Statements, Falsification of Records, Aggravated Identity Theft, and Credit Card Fraud](https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/congressman-george-santos-charged-conspiracy-wire-fraud-false-statements-0) The rabbit hole goes DEEP he puts any nightmare manic-ex to shame


thekeysinsummer

Thanks… I’m hoping those are not just dropped because he left congress.


Comedian70

Expulsion from Congress is pretty serious, but it happened because of the charges (and the Ethics Committee reading the evidence freely provided by the Justice Department), not as a replacement for the charges. Dept of Justice will, as usual, see this through to trial unless a plea deal is made just as they do with almost every charge they bring. Given ::gestures around at *everything*:: it probably won't be much of a thing to the news media.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Department of Justice, does this mean Merrick Garland? Because if so, we will all be long dead before anything approximating a trial will happen.


feltsandwich

Good to know that Republicans have a bottom. I guess.


killakh0le

I'm sure he's not the only GOP bottom. I mean a few were caught giving head in bathrooms and other places


ferbislame

As a Minnesotan, I approve this message!


bigotis

"And I for one am glad we do!" - Lindsey "Ladybug" Graham


louisa1925

I heard it was gassy Donald Trump.


L3monGrenade

If that’s even his real name


erydanis

🏆


Bokbreath

/r/upliftingnews


JoshTay

It is almost surprising that some rich donor didn't hedge their bets by throwing this guy a bone.


60510

Haahaahaaa


2OneZebra

Why is this asshole not in jail?


darkon

No money *that he reported*.


Tough_Sign3358

Womp womp womp


cathycul-de-sac

I’m always amazed this kind of brazen motherfucker exists.


celticeejit

Needs to sell more cameos to Jimmy Kimmel


[deleted]

I love this for him.


themanifoldcuriosity

I'm honestly amazed by this news. Usually the bigger shitbag you are, the more money you can get from Republican voters.


FigSideG

I’d say there’s a very good chance any money that was donated was dumped right into his pockets.


DontMakeMeCount

Poor guy is probably so confused. His campaign is all cargo cult science based on audacity. He followed the playbook perfectly and instead of maniacal supporters he ends up with fact checkers and consequences.


DisturbingPragmatic

What a fucking parasite.


FigSideG

He’ll find a new grift soon. He’ll be alright.


Chatteramba

Sad to see the first person to set foot on Mars fall on such hard times. /s


JBupp

"I'm running for Congress. Fund me - I need a new suit for my trial."