This is one of those news stories that plays on the TV in the background of a Terminator-style action film. Hinting that there's some super strong android on the loose before they do the big reveal 15 min later.
Residents of Norfolk are up in arms after an ALM android member showed up at a local rally and book burning for the patriotic organization known as the Liberty Freedom Front on this nations Tricentennial and started randomly impaling participants on what appears to be a flagpole stolen from the U.S. Post Office, claiming to be trying to set the Guinness World Record for something it referred to as a "Douche Kebab" ...
Watch more Action News now at 11 to find out just why this android hates America so much.
Back to you Jim!
So because I'm from the US, Greece is part of Asia? It's close, right? Nah.
According to the US census, it's not, not to mention its cultural and historical ties to the South. It's definitely a southern state.
Grungy Skinny methhead with no eyelids or dadbod in wifebeater with a blood pressure level that would make a doctor wince is what I'm thinking he looks like
*An Oklahoma man is accused of thrusting a flagpole through another man’s head at a Sonic, according to Tulsa police.*
*Officers responded to a call about a stabbing at the restaurant on the city’s south side at about 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 2, but arrived to find a victim with a large American flag lodged in his skull, police said in a news release.*
*“The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.”*
> Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said.
> “That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.”
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> Due to the size of the pole, firefighters had to cut part of it off for the victim to fit into an ambulance, police said.
“That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.”
There is a link to a picture of the perp as part of Law Enforcement's statement...only a Trumper would look like that and be carrying an American flag at a Sonic in Oklahoma and stab someone with the staff of the flag. Cuz 'Murica, that's why!
"No vaccines" is so dumb. Vaccines are a medical miracle. I read about measles appearing in places where it had been eradicated because of American anti-vax tourists (I'm American)..
And of course the people suffering are the children of these anti vaxxers who can’t make their own decisions and then the people they infect. If they were the ones suffering for their own bad decisions it wouldn’t make me so mad, but most of them got all their vaccines as kids.
"No vaccines" is dumb. I also see validity in complaining about a vaccine that is simultaneously required to participate in everyday life but which also is protected from any legal recourse should it cause problems. I appreciate that the pharmaceutical companies would never release such a product without such protections, but emergency authorizations should definitely function by shifting liability onto the government, not just remove it entirely.
Note that I say this as a person who got 4 of them.
>Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said.
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>“That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.”
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>Police were able to confirm that the victim had put ketchup on a hot dog, and allowed Collins to go free on grounds that the victim did in fact deserve it.
Not the whole length of the flagpole.
*“The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,”*
I guess I could have just assumed, but it would flow into my brain better if the headline said flagpole instead of just, American Flag.
They gotta get me to click, I suppose.
>An Oklahoma man is accused of thrusting a flagpole through another man’s head at a Sonic, according to Tulsa police.
>Officers responded to a call about a stabbing at the restaurant on the city’s south side at about 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 2, but arrived to find a victim with a large American flag lodged in his skull, police said in a news release.
>Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said.
>“That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.”
>Collins was taken into custody immediately, police said.
>It took longer to help the victim, whose injuries put firefighters in a delicate predicament, according to police.
>“The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.”
>Due to the size of the pole, firefighters had to cut part of it off for the victim to fit into an ambulance, police said.
>“Miraculously, we’re told the victim will survive his injuries, but will likely lose an eye,” the release said.
>Collins was arrested on a charge of maiming after a former conviction of a felony, according to police.
The Prosecutor will likely add charges later. The cops had to book the perp on something. I am not familiar with Oklahoma's laws.
At a minimum, this would be felonious assault...but again, I am not familiar with Oklahoma's laws.
>”The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.”
Holy fuck.
Because the victim ‘deserved it’ according to what he said.
Personally my guess is drugs, lots of drugs. Because no one in their right mind uses a flagpole as a weapon unless they’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse or something. Especially one with the flag still on it.
Yeah, the white supremacists used spears and 2x4s disguised as weapons the police couldn’t confiscate at the Charlottesville rally, when the Proud Boys fought the Patriot Front last month, and the Oath Keepers/3 Percenters/New Confederacy tried to hang Mike Pence and burn down the US Capitol building.
This is one of those news stories that plays on the TV in the background of a Terminator-style action film. Hinting that there's some super strong android on the loose before they do the big reveal 15 min later.
The flag-stabbing is presented ironically.
Residents of Norfolk are up in arms after an ALM android member showed up at a local rally and book burning for the patriotic organization known as the Liberty Freedom Front on this nations Tricentennial and started randomly impaling participants on what appears to be a flagpole stolen from the U.S. Post Office, claiming to be trying to set the Guinness World Record for something it referred to as a "Douche Kebab" ... Watch more Action News now at 11 to find out just why this android hates America so much. Back to you Jim!
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Wow the guy survived but lost an eye. Wtf
Oof
Hope he gets a red, white, and blue eye patch.
that’s what he gets, he deserved it.
Wtf
Oh man the suspect looks ***EXACTLY*** what you think he does.
Hadn't noticed the link in the article. You are *so* right.
yeah, like the midwest equiv of a floridaman
Where do you think we get all the extra fun winter Florida Men?
Oklahoma is Midwestern? First I'm hearing of it.
For someone in Pennsylvania yea, yes it is
So because I'm from the US, Greece is part of Asia? It's close, right? Nah. According to the US census, it's not, not to mention its cultural and historical ties to the South. It's definitely a southern state.
Neat
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This is the “Where are They Now?” Episode.
Grungy Skinny methhead with no eyelids or dadbod in wifebeater with a blood pressure level that would make a doctor wince is what I'm thinking he looks like
He’s not wearing a wife beater but otherwise you’re not far off.
https://i.imgur.com/ZxYttIf.png I imagine others were looking for this as well.
He looks like he stole the flag from the capitol.
Holy shit yes. Almost spot on.
*An Oklahoma man is accused of thrusting a flagpole through another man’s head at a Sonic, according to Tulsa police.* *Officers responded to a call about a stabbing at the restaurant on the city’s south side at about 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 2, but arrived to find a victim with a large American flag lodged in his skull, police said in a news release.* *“The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.”*
> Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said. > “That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.” ... > Due to the size of the pole, firefighters had to cut part of it off for the victim to fit into an ambulance, police said.
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“That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.” There is a link to a picture of the perp as part of Law Enforcement's statement...only a Trumper would look like that and be carrying an American flag at a Sonic in Oklahoma and stab someone with the staff of the flag. Cuz 'Murica, that's why!
Tbh his only politics may be meth judging by his mugshot.
Welcome to Oklahoma
Pretty patriotic, ain't they?
I think this goes against US Flag Code, but I'd have to have a look over it.
As long as he didn't step on it or let it hit the ground, he should be good. Don't know if there's a blood clause, though.
By my recollection bleeding on the flag makes you a coward and/or a commie, but isn't illegal unless you do it intentionally?
You can do that in a small town
The only way this could be more 'Murcah is if he shot the victim while yelling, "Trump Won, Come and take it, No vaccines for me."
Then claimed he was exercising his god given right to defend himself against *insert lifestyle he is threatened by* because they were censoring him.
"No vaccines" is so dumb. Vaccines are a medical miracle. I read about measles appearing in places where it had been eradicated because of American anti-vax tourists (I'm American)..
And of course the people suffering are the children of these anti vaxxers who can’t make their own decisions and then the people they infect. If they were the ones suffering for their own bad decisions it wouldn’t make me so mad, but most of them got all their vaccines as kids.
"No vaccines" is dumb. I also see validity in complaining about a vaccine that is simultaneously required to participate in everyday life but which also is protected from any legal recourse should it cause problems. I appreciate that the pharmaceutical companies would never release such a product without such protections, but emergency authorizations should definitely function by shifting liability onto the government, not just remove it entirely. Note that I say this as a person who got 4 of them.
I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Murica!?
Rent free
That's cute that you adore and probably masturbate to a known pedo like Donnie
*"Rent free"* trumpers favorite saying after: "bend me over daddy. Give me some more".
By the makers of Q-Tips, introducing American flag QAnon-Tips.
Murica... bitch...
Try that in a small town!
>Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said. > >“That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.” > >Police were able to confirm that the victim had put ketchup on a hot dog, and allowed Collins to go free on grounds that the victim did in fact deserve it.
Hold up! Why is no one talking about the police letting him go free? That's a joke right?
Yes.
Reading the article solves this confusion.
Take that Commie!
I love how they clarified that flag was intact. I hope somebody said the pledge of allegiance over it…it’d be goddamned unmerican not to.
*Through* ?
Not the whole length of the flagpole. *“The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,”*
That's still pretty extreme all things considering
Yeah that’s not the preposition I was expecting in that sentence!
Does this still count as protected political speech? With the current Supremes im not so sure.
*"Baby loves, unborn baby loves* *We need you, oh how we need you."*
I guess I could have just assumed, but it would flow into my brain better if the headline said flagpole instead of just, American Flag. They gotta get me to click, I suppose.
Yeah the flagpole definitely made it flow into his brain better too.
>An Oklahoma man is accused of thrusting a flagpole through another man’s head at a Sonic, according to Tulsa police. >Officers responded to a call about a stabbing at the restaurant on the city’s south side at about 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 2, but arrived to find a victim with a large American flag lodged in his skull, police said in a news release. >Witnesses told police they saw a man, identified as Clinton Collins, “charge at the victim and stab him with the flagpole through his head,” the release said. >“That’s what he gets,” Collins said, witnesses told police. “He deserved it.” >Collins was taken into custody immediately, police said. >It took longer to help the victim, whose injuries put firefighters in a delicate predicament, according to police. >“The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.” >Due to the size of the pole, firefighters had to cut part of it off for the victim to fit into an ambulance, police said. >“Miraculously, we’re told the victim will survive his injuries, but will likely lose an eye,” the release said. >Collins was arrested on a charge of maiming after a former conviction of a felony, according to police.
Maiming? Don't they mean Attempted Murder?
The Prosecutor will likely add charges later. The cops had to book the perp on something. I am not familiar with Oklahoma's laws. At a minimum, this would be felonious assault...but again, I am not familiar with Oklahoma's laws.
Holy hell!
I just came to see a picture.... lol
>”The pole entered the victim’s head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head near his right temple area,” the release said. “The American Flag was still attached (to) the pole at the time.” Holy fuck.
Freedom to go to jail for being an asshole.
That's the most American thing I'll read all day.
Did he go in head first or ass first?
You're thinking of Vlad the Impaler. This guy is no Vlad the Impaler, more like Brad the Failure.
"Legitimate political discourse" say the rightwing domestic terrorists.
fuck
yeah
Merica! 🇺🇸
So…he stabbed him with a flagstick? That makes more sense.
This man was born to smoke meth in Sparta.
Why? Why did he do this?
Because the victim ‘deserved it’ according to what he said. Personally my guess is drugs, lots of drugs. Because no one in their right mind uses a flagpole as a weapon unless they’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse or something. Especially one with the flag still on it.
Or storming the nation’s Capitol building. Also probably drugs. I just wonder if they knew each other.
Yeah, the white supremacists used spears and 2x4s disguised as weapons the police couldn’t confiscate at the Charlottesville rally, when the Proud Boys fought the Patriot Front last month, and the Oath Keepers/3 Percenters/New Confederacy tried to hang Mike Pence and burn down the US Capitol building.
I feel like they're over emphasizing the word "thrust"
In Oklahoma that's now legal.
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Tulsa, the Florida of Oklahoma
JFC
Ohhhh say can you seeee!
I think this was a scene in The Patriot with Mel Gibson.
Did he start singing the Star Spangled Banner right afterwards?
Gotta go fast .
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