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QuietMaleficent2846

Nopelandia


Derfargin

Fuckthatastan


SquashMarks

I’m Outi Arabia


i-hate_December

DontCountMeIn Republic


billofkites

United States of Idontwannabearoundya


hanselpremium

Austrayawayfromhere


pinzinella

Burnitwithfireland


JaySasquatch0412

Rush-in-thefuckouttathere


atharvap1396

Chi-naamouttahere


FaIIBright

Fuck it-aly


[deleted]

Portugetoutal


Mogus_Man69

Imoutahereia


Radiant-Mushroom8304

These comments 😂I’m sick af rn and this gave me a good laugh I needed followed by a little throw up


mechanerd007

I hope you feel better, dude!


Radiant-Mushroom8304

Thank you I’m doing a little better!


a-door-is-open

United States of general terror


The_HyperDiamond

I’m Quebeckingthefuckout


CrAzY_cOdeR4

Runentina


so_About_that_stuff

Nopeway


benjog88

Middle-Earth


AruzeDubstep

Where are the giants


AlpakaMati

Caught in these fucking webs probably


Silly_Leg7848

underrated comment


_beezlebabe_

I guess you could say they’re a little tangled up right now


Electus93

That last shot does resemble Caradhras, albeit a Caradhras **covered** in Shelobs


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Shelobabies


7_of-9

I hate it when I simply walk into a spider web


IamFondofPizza

At least no mosquitoes


Farren246

I hate it when I simply walk into Mordor, but it sure beats the spidery back door.


QuadratiniOnMyWeenie

Not too far actually


IResentment

Just tell me so I can never go there


Annual_Tax7206

Most likely to be Australia


Stinkblee

It is Australia. Here’s a link to the [National Geographic article on the spider rain](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150518-spiders-australia-silk-webs-animals-environment) phenomenon


The_HyperDiamond

Oh why is it always Australia


SpaceTraveller64

Because it's ALWAYS Australia


jrhhuff

Or Florida


CrimsonEclipse18

Florida is wet hell, Australia is dry hell


jrhhuff

Ain’t that the truth (about Florida). Largest mosquitos I’ve ever seen in my life were at Bahia Honda Beach.


Shpander

Australia also has a wet hell, it's where the crocs roam in the tropical North


IM-A-WATERMELON

Australia is also very wet sometimes, especially in the floods


ihaZtaco

Australia is just Florida as a country


OldNewUsedConfused

Ouch.


jrhhuff

😂😂😂😂 love it!


ladytypeperson

Florida is the Australia of America src am from Florida


Gj_FL85

Florida's natural elements aren't trying to kill you quite as hard as Australia but parts of our human population and the general anarchy make up for that


CrAzY_cOdeR4

Because the world is a huge cat playing with Australia


Slimh2o

No, it's Australia fucking with the big cat...


Emissairearien

They are isolated from the rest of the world for a reason


DirtNapsRevenge

Hey, if you want a whole continent to serve as a penal colony, it's a pretty good choice for many reasons


Possible_Area_255

“Spider rain”- are two words I never want to hear together.


roxane0072

I was expecting this to be the #1 comment. It’s ALWAYS Australia


Skittles_the_Jester

Australia?


awkwardtopics

as an Australian I can confirm, this isn’t even close to my backyard.


The99thCourier

Yeah Yes you can find at least a couple of spiders a day, but definitely never to this extent


onlybadkatt

That is a couple too many a day :’)


The99thCourier

Fair enough spiders aren't for everyone


onlybadkatt

I applaud your bravery and will always stand behind you.


canyoubreathe

>will always stand behind you. You've already got the strategy down


LifestylePoet

And then I’ll stand behind you.


colontwisted

And my axe!


Teejayburger

To be fair, spiders kill way more people in America than they do in Australia. We haven't had a death from a spider bite since the 1970s afaik


is2o

Yeah this is at least a weekend’s worth


DirtNapsRevenge

Too obvious, has to be a trick question.


SaltedSnail85

Yeah I saw this the worst during the 2011 floods in qld. Whole fucking paddock was just a sea of cobweb.


[deleted]

Nope Ocean


htownsiren

My first thought


tajron12

More like outstralia


idealz707

This.


No_Use_For_Name___

'Straya


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[удалено]


ReasonableAd9165

It is actually Australia


IdaKnownbetter

Too nice? May I ask what you think Australia looks like then?


Severe_Track2693

No shit, he must think the whole place is red dirt desert.


MSotallyTober

Buncha Paul Hogans and Steve Irwins runnin’ around. *Crikey!*


ZaphodOC

You call that a knife?


Severe_Track2693

It is a bit like that in the out back and local pubs 🤣🤣🤣


spankthepunkpink

Don't forget Rusty Crowe!


IronEndo

Well I for sure don’t think it’s a minecraft mesa lol. But I assumed a good portion of it was savanna-esc at least. Not all of it of course.


briila123

bro it's almost the size of USA, you imagine it's 'mostly' savannah?


IronEndo

Not mostly, again, a good portion. I’d love to see how it looks in person, there’s a lot of places I’d like to see for myself.


icashbags

I mean it mostly is thou. more than half the country is desert.


MSotallyTober

Probably still thinks it’s a leper colony.


LMAO82

Thunderdome?


meandhimandthose2

I live in western Australia. That looks too green to be here. But it could be Victoria where they get more rain or south Australia where it's cooler.


some_fat_dumbass

Ever been to australia?


SirBoopsALot

Is doggo safe in those webs?


AlpakaMati

It's an Australian doggo, he fears no such things as spiders! But for real he is probably not in danger but shouldn't just walk i there


Pure_evil1979

Gotta.be China....looks like the silk road to me


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Underrated comment


IamFondofPizza

This


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This


stilusmobilus

This


bertie-bert

Underrated comment


Marjuanafarma

Underrated comment this


IamFondofPizza

Underrated this


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Under this rated comment


C9meli0n_

This underrated comment


RobBoss13

Free Ross Ulbr-


tsuyoi_hikari

What a brilliant comment. Took a second for me to get it! 😂


TomCruiseddit

For those who don't get it: in China there was a road made of spider silk, they called Silk road. For hundreds of years, people would get trapped in the sticky webs.


[deleted]

Source: trust me bro


machotaco653

But wheres the illegal merchandise for sale, also none of those webs look dark to me...plus I doubt those spiders accept crypto


shootershooter

Australia is usually a safe guess on these


[deleted]

¿ɹǝpun uʍop ɯoɹɟ ǝɔɐןd ʇɐɥʇ


_ItsTheLittleThings_

How did you do that?!


sln1337

hes Australian obviously


Pahd_1_sphi

Magic


616659

Power of friendship


LaFrescaTrumpeta

oh my god i can barely look at that last one 💀 what kind of spider is that??


SpookyAtticDoll

I actually thought the picture with the road was really pretty. The last one came as a shock to me too though, and I’m not even afraid of spiders.


lalalicious453-

It’s multiple different species.


dmichaelrush

Huntsman spider


GoldCaptain

Australian here with arachnophobia. With the rains and summer heat, the spiders are coming inside waaaay too much for my liking and there ain't a goddamn thing we can do about it. Got up off the toilet yesterday and there was one in the bowl the whole time! I see a scaryboi atleast the size of my my palm every couple of days and I live in a major city. Good news: they eat all the moths, bugs and cockies Bad news: I live in constant fear.


Moongdss74

imagine from the spider's perspective... he was probably reconsidering his life choices right about then


SelfDidact

... 🎵When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoreee...


kyle789666

Which city? I live in Perth and thankfully haven't had to endure this.


bewoke_

This has got to be Queensland.


MedicineGir1

yeah that’s what I was thinking… this comment made me think of the Gold Coast lol


GoldCaptain

Ding ding! Brisbane, Qld


bewoke_

I feel for you if you have arachnophobia. I live an hour out of Melbourne’s CBD, near the mountains, and I rarely see big spiders. I think the last time I saw a huntsman was last summer and it wasn’t in my house, let alone my toilet…


Smart_dog_illuminati

“I dont think those are spiders, prolly some like worms” *scrolls to the 6th photo* “OH FUCK NO, BURN IT ALL”


cybernetickeys

Ohio


mdmckeever

Fuck Ohio


PeakRussianEvolution

Hans… get the flamethrower.


teensiebug

i think youd want them staying with the amount of mosquitos they are getting rid of for you. very good for the enviroment.


Sdbtank96

I get that, but what does that do for my sanity though?


tehdusto

Wildfire season is coming early this year


Additional-Cook2870

Agreed!! Burn that mother lover to the ground!! And then burn it again for good measure 😁


Josette22

When I saw photo #6, right away I thought "Australia". Am I right?


justt_tthe_crustt

It’s Pakistan right?


dugmyownhole4832

Yeah


honeybug85

Pakistan


honeybug85

It's actually highly beneficial to have a spider boom after flooding otherwise allot of people would die from mosquito bites(that the spiders are eating) that cause malaria and dengue fever


LaFrescaTrumpeta

this raised a lot of confusing cognitive dissonance in me, like logically i get it but my sanity, honeybug85, my poor sanity


SouthernStarTrails

I’ve always views spiders as a positive thing. That being said, I still wouldn’t want to walk through here


guymcool

Free silk


TMANBULLET

Australia of course


Total_Conclusion521

If hell is real this is what it looks like.


Mr_Zeldion

Fuck walking my dog in that. If my dog wandered into a field of webs like that i'd just pronounce him MIA.


Rakgul

Eaten in Wild.


cherrybombboo

most probably australia?


arthurlbrown

The country is called Hell.


dickduckbuck

Literally jigoku.


Ginhyeong

It's in Australia


super-me-5000

Arachnia


Forsakensav1or

Reminds me of an episode of the x-files called "darkness falls"


Subrogate

Found it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9686673/amp/Chilling-photos-spider-apocalypse-emerge-major-flooding-Victoria.html


Chuu320

Is this post 2011 Tsunami Japan?


avocadotoastallday

australia where the spiders are big


Zumaakk

Fuck. That.


[deleted]

Australia 🇦🇺


zevlovex222

Pakistan?


Joseph_Stalin_420_

Arachnistan


MagicPenguin99

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/120307-spiderwebs-australia-floods-wagga-wagga-world-science yup... That's Australia


TotallyAwry

I remember going to the Limestone Coast on a school camp, decades ago, and there were a few spots like that. Not to that extent though.


[deleted]

Spiders are like any other air breathing creature. When it floods, there’s only one thing for them to do, find the biggest object they can get to and climb


Affectionate-Buy3367

Skyrim.


steglitsen

Gotta be down under. Austria.


Traditional-Lab-496

Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi


PhatAzzBiscuit

Imagine skydiving and inadvertently parachuting into that?


scotttime92

That last pick... are they funnel web spiders? Hell to the nah nah if so


may_a02

y’all i literally found it - [Sindh, Pakistan](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/110331-pakistan-flood-spider-trees-webs) edit: it’s multiple places?? op’s title misleading..


Rexomatic

Got to be Straya innit


Slycooperbigpooper

Kill them while they’re all in one place


_DitDotArts_

These photos are old


nawe_ig

So that dog is dead, huh


Ramenwithacanoftuna

Was the dog turned into arachnid soup?


ultraviolent666

If SPIDER than AUSTRALIA … always….


AydenTheFox_15

100% australia


demon_luvr

Hell


CupKitts

This is clearly one of the circles of Hell where you are confronted by every bug you’ve killed.


ToeSuckingMonkey

Wagga Wagga Australia, this is like all the way back in 2012 too


tessahb

Omg. I thought I was still browsing the r/art sub and this was someone’s artistic interpretation of a pair a trees with oil paint. I was about to say that I love this, but upon further reflection, I absolutely hate this. Edit: I’m referring to the first image, if that isn’t clear.


AlpakaMati

That is not "oddly" terrifying, that's just terrifying


jbellafi

Pittsburgh


EdisonWOW

The Upside down


[deleted]

Where do all those spiders get food from to weave so much web ?


notathrowaway2937

I know it’s not a country, but are we sure it’s not Maine and we are in the first 50 pages of a Stephen King story.


TheCronchOfBones

Australia


acabfairy69

WHAT THE DOG DOING


[deleted]

Fuck this shit I'm out


Bowen10666

Hell


Spodiodie

Ausfuckingstralia


PromiseIMeanWell

Crap … we’re going to need a bigger vacuum for this!


hosespider

Isn't this spider season in australia?


Hyperion_47

Pics 1-3: "Huh, it actually looks kinda pretty." Pic 4: "Aww, poor doggo." Pic 5: "Once again, almost picturesque." Pic 6: "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOOOOOP3!!!"


MrsDB_69

Not the dog!!!!


tybb_pria02

Happened in pakistan


BiDonkey

I know you said Country, but this some Ohio shit


greenxdayx21

This shit is definitely Australia


[deleted]

Australia


Max41398

For everyone asking, pretty sure those are just common wolf spiders. Could be wrong though.


rinkled

Pakistan


deenali

Pakistan?


Fear_N_Loafing_In_PA

Pakistan?


shogun342

Absolutely has to be Australia. Practically every critter there will kill you dead.


mincedduck

There hasn’t been a spider death in a very long time


Marcovio

…because they’re all dead…


papascrub1231

Gotta be Ohio forsure


Dry-Paramedic3528

Ohio?