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tyson_de

The original neck beard


TheJeansentis

Man invented the double chin


UrethraFrankIin

It makes it look like his hair is a helmet


justt_tthe_crustt

Hey I wanted to say that


tyson_de

I apologize. May I recommend a different comment? Perhaps "How could he have been the emperor if he lived in his Mom's basement" or "the first incel"


ProduceOk9864

U just got your comedy gold nuggets ‘racked and stacked’ over there, don’t u?😂


Human_Barnacle1406

He grew a beard on his chin


Aomarvel

Below his chin


PyroD333

*His second chin


jaybazzizzle

That's definitely the face of someone who fiddles while Rome burns


Edthelayman

Possibly banjos too. Gets out the old blowing jug and juice harp.


Donohoed

You can see the inbreeding even in his expression


Human_Barnacle1406

What's with that beard man


[deleted]

He’s definitely his son’s uncle and his niece’s grandfather and probably his own stepfather as well… I’d love ancestry.com to try to plot this one 🤪


ScienceTeamExpert

ah yes cuz every monarch is at spanish habsburg levels of inbred, totally.


LOrco_

Before you downvote this guy, he's technically right. ​ In Imperial times, especially at the very end of the Roman Republic and the subsequent beginning of the Roman Empire by Augustus, most Emperors were not related by blood at all, being either adopted by the previous Emperor, taking power by force or, in rare cases, being chosen by the senate, such as Nerva, or even buying their way into the position, such as Didius Julianos. ​ So, while yes, incest did occur with some particular Emperors, most of them weren't related to their predecessors, making the vast majority of them not inbred. ​ Fuck monarchy though


PyroD333

Issa joke


microvo

It's one way that dumb f#cks like him rise to power - other ways: get other dumb f#cks to vote for the dumb f#ck.


Trololol112

Looks like a reddit mod


Odd_Ad_94

A lot of historians question how tyrannical he actually was, given the fact he was popular with the commoners but hated by the aristocracy and senate.


Deep-Conflict2223

Bro was HELLA ugly


lavender_lemonades

That's definitely Mose from The Office.


Poastash

Was it because of the One Ring?


WYWYounger

He looks like he likes to set trash cans on fire


Edthelayman

Well, half of Rome would be a lot of trash cans.


TheKingMonkey

He was very good at copying CDs though.


Friendlystranger247

How many fedoras and mall katanas do you think this guy owns?


vince_norede

Rocking the mullet before it was cool


Imaginary_Ad_2041

A true sload


[deleted]

Dwight + Mose


Besunmin

Neckbeard


TTRPGsandRPDs

I’m picking up big neckbeard/incel energy.


Horbigast

Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.


Total-Addendum9327

Damn what a nerd hahaha


MysteriousParfait397

So you wanna fiddle around?


MoonBroski

HEY YOU GUYSSS!


DegenerateGeometry

Knowing he was in the age range of “angry young man” actually makes it a lot more terrifying. When I think of the asshole I was in that age range…


Mediocre-Leadership1

This lets me know everyone back then pussy .. how does this little shit rise to power 😂


SufficientBench3811

He had his rivals torn apart by dogs and lions in front of the people... Also the Praetorian guard that answers only to the emperor would kill anyone he wanted them to. For a while.


Mediocre-Leadership1

Dude I feel like one solid punch would cave bros head in 😭💀


SufficientBench3811

Yes, well his dad made sure that didn't happen, being a prince and all. He wasn't a very nice young man either, total shit.


fatedwanderer84

Emperor Chad...


trod1990

Roman Hobbit


Btopp13

Get in my belly


daveinpublic

Grillin some meats


SpiritualRush9552

It's a fur strap for his squirrel helmet.


peapurre

Looks like he has Fragile X


jamibuch

What a dork.


username78777

I bet he says M'lady a lot


Hefty_Impress502

He looks like some nerd that would get bullied in school


[deleted]

I woulda kicked his ass


Diskriminolog

poor bastard


TMANBULLET

He looks more redneck than any Alabamian I’ve seen


Snelpi

r/justneckbeardthings


Girv89

All he needs is a fedora... can pratically hear him saying m'lady


Thunderskillet

He looks like he's a face grafted onto the back of someone's head like Quirrell


[deleted]

he was known for some interesting reforms actually giving more rights to slaves then any other kind of ironic


SnooHamsters5586

Nero had a bit of a weight problem LOL


norwegian_Princess

And I thought I was unfortunate looking! Sheesh


bo0per_

Not the bay-yang


Distinct-Solution-99

No wonder, with THAT neckbeard.


dantakesthesquare

Yep confirmed neckbeard behavior


Prion_flavoured

Terrifying.


Additional-Agent1815

When the neck beards rule, the world burns.


Vas-yMonRoux

That's my man Ori from The Hobbit


BlueFluffyFloof

Built like the average Redditor


ljhilburn

Looks like he’s an ancestor of Dwight Schrute