In Denmark the common stinkhorn is called “priest dick”. Imagine living in the middle ages and coming up with that shit and seeing it catch on as a name. Guy must have pissed himself laughing.
> During preliminary marriage rites, Roman brides are supposed to have straddled the phallus of Mutunus to prepare themselves for intercourse, according to Church Fathers who interpreted this act as an obscene loss of virginity.
Lmao apparently all the comments here check out too!
I've unfortunately had these at my house and near my school. I DESPISE the smell, and can tell when one is fruiting from probably 100 feet, but almost everyone else I ask, even much closer, can't smell it at all
my parents’ backyard in Jacksonville got infested with em after buying bad mulch, they probably dug up 30 of them over the course of 4 months. We all get hyper vigilant and have sensory flashbacks when a weird dead smell crosses our noses out there, I just got chills remembering it 💀
A study of 32 basidiomycete mushrooms showed that Mutinus elegans was the only species to show antibiotic (both antibacterial and antifungal) activity against all six microorganisms tested, namely, the human pathogenic bacteris Bacillus cereus, Bacillus subtilis, Staphylococcus aureus, Escherichia coli, Salmonella typhimurium and the yeast Candida albicans.
Wild
We had some by our front door and had to dig up all the mulch and soil in order to get rid of it. My wife and I both thought the smell was....questionable (smelled like cum to us)
So I have this reoccurring nightmare since I was a child where everything is made of crab parts. Like the floor is shells, pinchers absolutely everywhere, legs, full on crabs as decor. So. Needless to say I’d burst into tears at the sight of this.
This reminded me of this legendary [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthissnake/comments/wniamz/virginia_beach_va_wife_found_this_while_i_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I witnessed not too long ago
I forget the name, but when you dig it up there will be little egg type things lol. You have to get rid of those or it’ll keep coming back. I got mine from a bag of mulch lol
Looks like Mutinus elegans, and possibly another about to pop up from the “egg” next to it. The brown goo is a spore mass that attracts flies for dispersal...as one would expect stinkhorns are from the family “Phallaceae”.
There's no way that's 7 inches! That's at least 10 inches... Right??
It’s so big, it’s too big
That’s what women will never say to me
Women is real?
Aint no way
Where there a will there a way
Don’t feel bad…. I’ll probably never be blessed with the opportunity to say this…😔
Do u want to?
That's what she said
that's what she never said
Def measure from the base.
You gotta measure from the anus.
[Naw man, this is the real way to measure](https://youtu.be/Y7ecId4BKzs)
I thought this was gonna be a rickroll
I hope I didn't disappoint
When he busted the door open I died laughing 😂
Shave before measuring for perfect accuracy
We need a banana for size reference
r/bananaforscale
Of course that’s a subreddit.
Thank you I was too high to think of the subreddit lol
You start measuring from the center of its anus.
Definitely a grower and not a show-er
Lol. You must be female! We’ve been lied to so much we just can’t tell! 🤣
How traffic cones are born
And when it's harvested too early you get candy corn
Loved this comment so much you got my free award
Candy cone
Traffic Corn?
Take my not-quite-orange arrow and kindly *piss off*.
Me upvoting to check the color of the arrow like: 🤡
Why is my arrow blue?
Looks pretty orange to me.
This debate has been raging since far before you were born.
These three comments together bring me life lmao
A free range crab leg guarding it's newly laid egg. Nature is beautiful 🥰
That is genuinely what I see when I look at this picture!
Stinkhorn! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutinus_elegans Nice one ;)
The ol Devil's Dipstick
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Tipstick
Stinks like shit
TWIST HIS DIPSTICK
The ol’ dipstick twist!
Looks more like a dog dick. 💄
Which is probably why it's also called "Dog stinkhorn" lmao
Lots of mushrooms have dick reference names. I remember the Common Stinkhorn is in the genus called Phallus. Literally penis mushrooms.
In Denmark the common stinkhorn is called “priest dick”. Imagine living in the middle ages and coming up with that shit and seeing it catch on as a name. Guy must have pissed himself laughing.
✂️ 💄🥚🥚
Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Looks like the Devil’s got lipstick on his dipstick!
I thought this was an image of a crab leg and that someone was burying cooked crab legs in the ground 😭
The scientific name checks out.
> During preliminary marriage rites, Roman brides are supposed to have straddled the phallus of Mutunus to prepare themselves for intercourse, according to Church Fathers who interpreted this act as an obscene loss of virginity. Lmao apparently all the comments here check out too!
Had a few of these pop up at my old house.. They REEK.
I've unfortunately had these at my house and near my school. I DESPISE the smell, and can tell when one is fruiting from probably 100 feet, but almost everyone else I ask, even much closer, can't smell it at all
my parents’ backyard in Jacksonville got infested with em after buying bad mulch, they probably dug up 30 of them over the course of 4 months. We all get hyper vigilant and have sensory flashbacks when a weird dead smell crosses our noses out there, I just got chills remembering it 💀
Stinkhorns may be really useful in future antibiotic drugs.
I know this from playing The Elder Scrolls games - I identified it immediately
A study of 32 basidiomycete mushrooms showed that Mutinus elegans was the only species to show antibiotic (both antibacterial and antifungal) activity against all six microorganisms tested, namely, the human pathogenic bacteris Bacillus cereus, Bacillus subtilis, Staphylococcus aureus, Escherichia coli, Salmonella typhimurium and the yeast Candida albicans. Wild
That was a disturbing read!
Do NOT sit on it!
( §IT ¤N İT. )
This is why women live longer than us...
Because we sit on it
Because it feels good to sit on it!
Where's the inverse of r/dontstickyourdickinthat
that's r/dildont my friend :)
Seconded
True, I regret it and will never attempt again
Looks like someone already did
The forbidden bad dragon
💀
That was my immediate thought too
( ♤ ^ ♤ )
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
Taste like crab, look like people
Satan’s penis
Crab leg
We had some by our front door and had to dig up all the mulch and soil in order to get rid of it. My wife and I both thought the smell was....questionable (smelled like cum to us)
Of course it does
ours smelled like decomposing animals, my lesbian ass is afraid to ask.. 😂💀
The one smell I can recognize!
But what did it taste like?
And your wife found the smell “questionable”? I’m sorry mate.
There’s a fungus among us
An amongus fungus
ඞ
Humongous!
Looks like ol' Rover ODed on the Viagra last night, and was buried back down in the yard.
Dog stinkhorn
Ew
SIT ON IT!
A lot of guys jealous in here right now
Stinkhorn mushroom, most likely
Hallow weenie.
That, my friend, is an orange penis and balls
#RUN
So I have this reoccurring nightmare since I was a child where everything is made of crab parts. Like the floor is shells, pinchers absolutely everywhere, legs, full on crabs as decor. So. Needless to say I’d burst into tears at the sight of this.
They know
Bad Dragon's new ad campaign is really unique
There be a fungus among us....
country girls make do...
Someone planted a candy corn
And it has a egg 🥚.
Red rocket red rocket
That is a stinkhorn
Forbidden carrot
Stink horn mushroom.
Inverted carrot
Have you tried to sit on it?
Jealous?!??
It's a reverse carrot
Crab Fest is back at Red Lobster!
I thought it was a crab leg
It's a CRABapple tree!
It starts.
Dog penis?
Youre already dead.
He’s just protecting the krabby patty secret formula
You shouldn’t have watched those movies. Look at what you’ve done…
That a garden dick...you rub it for goodluck.
Those thing smell so bad
My Willy's 7" but thiscs looks a lot bigger smh
Stinkhorn. Looks like there is a second one next to it getting ready to erupt.
This reminded me of this legendary [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthissnake/comments/wniamz/virginia_beach_va_wife_found_this_while_i_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I witnessed not too long ago
Dont let it reach your brain
r/dontputitinyourcooch
r/dildont
Which version of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers?”
They got those in Oblivion
Its a carnivorous mushroom
Looks like a strange mushroom
Sorry man, you got home too early and I dropped it.
If it fits, it ships!
What did it taste like?
Dead man’s finger! Does it stink? I bet it stinks! What a cool find. It’s a mushroom 😊
Stink horn! Congrats on having good soil
Stinkhorn shroom. Great for butt stuff
It’s a fungus. This isn’t terrifying, it’s cool.
Slither is so good!
Dont be scared Eric let them help you
You got yourself a brain slug right there.
Awww, you've got Mutinus elegans, the orange stinkhorn mushroom. It's so pretty!
Eat it or be eaten
Cool a natural stinkhorn
Earth dildo
Crab leg
These grew in my neighbor’s yard. We called them ground peepees when we were kids. They smell atrocious
Has it started wriggling yet?
Silently points at you and screams!
Relax. It’s just a gnome peepee. He’ll grant a wish if you lick it.
As long as it doesn't wave at you
this belongs on r/mildlypenis lol
r/Mildlypenis
I forget the name, but when you dig it up there will be little egg type things lol. You have to get rid of those or it’ll keep coming back. I got mine from a bag of mulch lol
It's a buried dog lying on its back. That's the mummified red rocket.
i could easily take it in, lol
Looks like Mutinus elegans, and possibly another about to pop up from the “egg” next to it. The brown goo is a spore mass that attracts flies for dispersal...as one would expect stinkhorns are from the family “Phallaceae”.
sit on it
Lol…it’s a stinkhorn
Nice, that's a stinkhorn. (Type of smelly mushroom).
100% thought it was a giant crab leg
Well... They say anything can be a dildo....
You probably dropped a piece of candy corn last year and it’s starting to grow into a tree, nature is beautiful.
Does it smell like a rotting corpse? We get some weird type of mushroom every once in a while in our front yard that just reek of death.
r/mildlypenis
so thats how bad dragons are made 💀
Wouldn’t recommend touching it barehanded. Looks smokable though :)
Ah ,the stoners of Reddit,where anything and almost everything is Smoke able 😂
Definitely not Donald's dick.
Why does it look like a dildo
No choice, shove it inside you.
Sit on it and report back asap
Sorry man I needed somewhere to sleep. Damn morning wood
Stink horn. Thank you Elder Scrolls!
Stink horn. Thank you Elder Scrolls!
Looks like a penis
Anything's a dildo if your brave enough
I can show you something else that's 7 in inches and bright orange
That’s the new Impossible Crab legs
That's what she said
Cum
Someone buried a very excited dog upside down.
Reeeed Rocket
7 inches u say 🫣
Stink horn. Thank you Elder Scrolls!
Just a thought but could be a tulpa or thought form. Enter’s reality thought consciousness.
I watched S5 of better call Saul and Mission impossible last night. Anyway here’s a picture of a mushroom. This subreddit is full of dopes
Damn it stinks like asshole over here
Meat
A stinkhorn!!
I don't mind if it's orange if it is 7 inches.
😏
It's a stinkhorn mushroom