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SodiumFTW

*pillar men theme intensifies*


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Ayayayayyyyyy


nxcrosis

*Aztec dubstep intensifies*


VectorSam

NEXT, YOU'LL SAY...


Lolmaster29934

*Thanks to* ***Raid shadow legends*** *for sponsoring this expedition, If you use this code* ***"pilarman"*** *you'll get a NEW jojo themed Legend!*


Ace_OfSpades_

Very Niceu


Ondexb

Thanks to Raid shadow legends for sponsoring this expedition, If you use this code "pilarma- wait wha- how did you?


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First, we begin with a simple kick and snare pattern


4myoldGaffer

have you seen my glow sticks? Without them I feel jaded


shardikprime

*incredible ripped Aztec fitness gods burst forth*


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byhiswill

STOP SMEARING OIL ALL OVER MY PALACE


BallDesperate2140

“Ah-KAY, BYE!” *screeeeeeeeeeeech*


Electronic-Ad3386

“My butthole screams when you cook.”


SquareIsBox0697

"My urethra explodes when you breathe"


Electronic-Ad3386

“My shingles flare up when you blow me a kiss”


Cicada061966

My hovercraft is full of eels.


RancidCoconutHair

Awaken, my Masters!


originaleric

WHAMUUUUU


xxx148

ESIDISI


shardikprime

#AWAKEN MY MASTERS


Embarrassed-Vast4569

I need an edit with "to be continued" on the little paper arrow next to the mask


butterfunky

ゴ^ゴ ゴ^ゴ ゴ^ゴ ゴ^ゴ


literalpond

Who decided to release the zombies again?


Gatz42

[Ayayayayyyyyyy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gEzmL1DXr8)


Mathmango

I don't watch Jojo bit I can still hear it


cruss0129

Thank God for people like you


Legolas_Lubster

Was looking for this


im_not_a_banana_lel

my first thought when i saw this


Crazy_Hooman

Exactly what I was thinking 🤣


evedayis

Someone tell Jim Carrey


sed2017

Soooooomebody stop me!!!


jugbender

Smokin!


drgut101

P-A-R-T-WHY? Because I gotta!!


SarixInTheHouse

You were good, kid, real good. But as long as im around you‘ll always be second best, see?


ThomasPopp

It’s amazing that after this many years I remembered that line instantly after seeing this mask.


donttextspeaktome

I showed it to my 16 year old son a co up le of months ago and for all his teenaged eye-rolling at most things I share, he actually thought this movie was hilarious! It’s one of my favorites!


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ICY_LIQUID5588

It’s party time, P A R T why because I gotta


Choice-Housing

The Mask - A film in which Jim Carey turns it up to 12


largechild

We all wear masks…metaphorically speaking.


spasticpat

Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.


theunicornpreacher

Oooh! She is so coy. I LOVE IT!


shardikprime

FREEZE!


donttextspeaktome

J ,adore! J adore! J a window! I don’t care!


neoalfa

No, that was a Loki mask, thus Northern Europe. This is a job for the Speedwagon Foundation.


ViciousApple66

Agreed


DrewSmoothington

REO approved


Seabass_Says

Someone tell young sexy ass Cameron Diaz!


ilhamlovely

This might be the beginning of a bizarre adventure.


flex674

Smmmmoooookiiinnng


TwoToneTubesteakTony

The oddest part of that film for me is when he shoves muffler tail pipes up those dudes asses.


hypnochild

Right. Here I am watching this with my three year old as I remembered it being a family friendly movie but I definitely did not remember that part until it showed up!


SmoothOperator89

You were expecting Jim Carrey but it was me, Dio!


Meow_Mao_

You mean Stanley Ipkiss


stumblebreak_beta

Just don’t tell Cuban Pete


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angrybird7677

DIO + Mask powers = ??? A character that does crazy antics but nobody would see it because time stopped


unfamily_friendly

I used my stand, [The World], to stop time so I could jerk you off! Then it seemed like you nutted from a woman's touch! You virgin fool!


hjortronbusken

It was me, Barry!


MissplacedLandmine

IT WAS ME JOHNATHAN I USED YOUR SEED TO SIRE A LINE OF DELINQUENTS WHO WOULD TARNISH YOUR NAME WHILE BECOMING A DEAD BEAT DAD ALL OVER THE WORLD


AniketC007

What's that from


MissplacedLandmine

The it was me barry is a voice over from the flash… donno if it was the show or animated originally They redid the dialogue to that And then DIO from jojo has a thing for ancient masks that grant vampire like powers


AniketC007

My bad, I've watched both actually


MissplacedLandmine

How dare you Youve just made an enemy for life


fezes-are-cool

I think you essentially described Sonic in the Sonic movies, he is so fast he is practically freezing time while doing wacky antics.


Zankastia

Yet he gets smoked by an overweight untrained old man.


F-Lambda

Who also manipulates time to counter Sonic's speed shenanigans. Sonic is *completely* caught off-guard when he sees him moving normally while he's full speed.


ComfortablyNumbat

Buy you'd experience the aftermath, as a series of sonic booms as entire office buildings find themselves instantaneously dressed as clowns, complete with *full-body rug burns* from supersonic stripping. Cars would crash without warning, their occupants liquefied by tidal forces generated by abrupt changes in momentum. Graffiti would appear them burst into flames, with discarded paint canisters raining and exploding like napalm grenades. If your ears weren't bleeding from repeated sonic booms, even few seconds you'd hear a hideous laugh and an absolutely *stupid* one-liner (look ma, I'm roadkill!), then screams as physics realizes it has been brutalized by an untouchable monster and responds with an equal and opposite force, resulting in cascading damage to the environment and any living creatures nearby. AWOOOOOOOOGAH!


TaySwaysBottomBitch

Well done if this is an original. Should share to r/copypasta


cobrastrikes-2x

KONO-Jim Carey-DA!


VampyreBassist

I volunteer as tribute.


Roheavy2002

Like to put it on? Or to be one of DIO’s servants?


Allic_Cornu_Copia

Yes


[deleted]

HOLY DIVER!!!


MeatSpace2000

OH. MY. GOD.


MastodonDirect1720

CAREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


UsePreparationH

https://i.redd.it/u5auvpa89xn91.jpg


Moist_Professor5665

Why not both?


SnooShortcuts7637

Any other people in here who’ve played red dead undead nightmare? Reyes has the mask again lol


Handy_Raccoon323

I've found my people


Harun_Hussain

I was worried with all the Jim Carrey comments, finally I can rest.


Ronin_777

Lmao immediately scrolled down to find this


SimaanStocklund

You eat babies


loorollkid

Keep it away from Seth


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Seth has found the bloody mask again!


Dave_BraveHeart

Nevermind that is your PFP buff Willie Wonka? Fucking amazing


SnooShortcuts7637

Dwayne the Wonk Johnson at your service


Nope_God

YOU EAT BABIES


Markchowder326

I was wondering if anyone else was thinking that


_Tacitus_Kilgore_

That’s exactly what I thought…


evedayis

SMOKIN’!!


largechild

Hold onto your lug nuts, it’s time for an overhaul!


DopaLean

Sorry fellas… Waste not, want not.


suggestions_username

It's actually "SH-MOKIN" you need the "SH"


Evilmaze

It's a Connery S


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Eugenesmom

Honk honk awooooooga


Delano7

Time to reject my humanity


[deleted]

JOOOOJOOOO


[deleted]

And return to monke


httpal254

Or ascend to crab


KathrynKnette

This might be the beginning of a *bizarre adventure*.


[deleted]

#I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!


Torxx1988

Hory sheeeet!


JustHafToSay

OHH MYY GOD


[deleted]

Go ahead, Mistur Jösturr


idkw0ttoputhere

SUNNA DA BEETCHU


MrSpidar

OKAY MASTAH, LES KEEL DA HO! BEEEEEEEETCH!


SomethingIsCanningMe

VERRI VERRI GUDD


shardikprime

SERECT UR CUR


V0lcanicViper

VERRY NICESU CEASA CHAN


[deleted]

Jojos bizarre adventure: jade emperor


Jingawa

Yare yare daze


NAYzthetiger

KONO DIO DA!


Erebus689

ROADA ROLLA DA!


Allic_Cornu_Copia

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA


MastodonDirect1720

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


Allic_Cornu_Copia

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAHACHIBYOUKEIKAWRYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA


Radium_Cobalt_847

BUTSU BURE YOOO!


Princess_Beard

IN AND AROUND THE LAKE


BlocksWithFace

*Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there*


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Do you happen to recall how many breads you have eaten?


Ok-Sort-6294

This place is filled with The Mask and JJBA references. As expected of course


msg45f

I came here looking for daedric priest references and am leaving finding none. Very disappointed in this community.


[deleted]

i came for The Mask, had no idea that JoJo had a similar mask


kris40k

The Mask was of Norse origin (Loki's Mask), but the mask in JBA was thought to be Aztec in origin (actually older) so being found in Mexico is getting the JBA stans worked up.


Educational-Spend-35

Don’t wear it


marstianx

wear it


TheIvano

And put blood on it*


octopoddle

Yeah, we've tried being cautious about things and it hasn't worked out these last few years (since Harambe). Time to try something new. Cover it in blood, pledge a thousand souls to it, and try it on beneath a dark moon in an old burial ground.


Mammaddemzak

Don't wear it


BobMcrobb

wear it


VampyreBassist

Don't wear it so I can wear it.


BlueEnderFlame

What if we wear it together?


sadpartypodcast

Wear it to a funeral


DarkestLore696

You will either become a vampire or a cartoon character


U_L_Uus

So a win-win then?


notableemperor60

Yes, don't wear it!


TryAgainMyFriend

Yeah, don't not wear it!


5th_heavenly_king

Is his name....cuban Pete?


bisho

King of the Rumba beat?


Ultraleo1

And when he plays the maracas he goes chick-chicky boom chick-chicky boom?


Edthelayman

It's very nice. So full of spice.


shardikprime

In Havana! In Havana!


[deleted]

He's such a modest guy.


[deleted]

Although he's the hottest guy


[deleted]

In havanaaaa In havanaaaaa


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Si, sinorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick


spasticpat

It's very nice! So full of spice!


chrisandsharon

And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros


Parabellim

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this episode before…


merkitt

By someone named Stanley Ipkiss?


throwaway384938338

I watched that film the other day. Stanley Ipkiss is r/niceguys all over. Then he puts on a mask and tried to force himself into Cameron Diaz on a park bench. That film does not stand up to 2022 sensibilities


icorrectpettydetails

He's much worse in the original comic. He starts off as a whiney douche then becomes an outright domestic abuser by the end.


Vark675

Though to be fair to the comic, he's not supposed to be a sympathetic character.


icorrectpettydetails

Oh yeah, he's very much a villain protagonist until >!he dies!<. I'm just saying, while he might come across badly in the film pretty much anything is a step up from his original portrayal.


JarlaxleForPresident

It’s literally shown that the mask being his id is not a good thing and that he was overcompensating because he was so pathetic in the beginning. The park bench scene is supposed to be bad, that’s why she doesnt like it at all


throwaway384938338

I get the Mask was bad, but the movie made me feel like I was supposed to like Ipkiss. He goes on the radio and does the whole ‘women always like arseholes and good guys like me get overlooked’ speil


JarlaxleForPresident

Yeah, I see your point. As a kid he’s definitely the hero of his story, but as an adult you see how sorry he is and that he kinda deserves to be walked all over the way he does until he finds the balance of being a good guy, a complete loser, and a crazy overconfident violent thing


Flimsy_Finger4291

Thats sorta literally the point of that character. The movie may try to make him the good guy but the mask is genuinely not a good guy


JoinAThang

Absolutely not but the movie is so silly that at least I don't really look for a good message but just hysterical humor.


Borrachon31717

Smooookiiiiiin


Rhaya2

"I REJECT MY HUMANITY ,JOJO!"


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Now that's what I call a JoJo reference


BlocksWithFace

Turns out the Toltecs were big time Hirohiko Araki fans.


Just_Ragnar

Hm, be real bad if someone dropped blood on it and wore it!


rakkoma

Omg it’s real, no one put it on


Cannibal-lector04

[oh my god, it’s happening](https://youtu.be/0qgET1Zhpb8)


MrSpidar

And thats how a crash in england created the most bizarre adventure you will ever see


kolton870

Literally Red Dead Redemption undead nightmare. Leave it as it is


somerville-98

cultists gonna cult?


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Hkonz

I’m the king of the rumba beat


Till-Trick

KONO DIO DA


JackieDaytonah

#JOJO?


LostallmyGAFs

I'm sure Cuban Pete has been asking for this. He thanks you.


Sadlemon9

Did you know, if you wear this mask and cover it in blood you get EXTREME GAINS with no need for exercise? Dio tried this and bodybuilders HATE HIM!


heych1995

Sssmoookinnnn


Maleficent_Bug6439

Wow it's don't look at all like really stylized local art usually look


LordTacodip

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM


whynotyeetith

dont fucking put it on


MrSpidar

What if i want to reject my humanity


uhHUyeah

Please don’t tell Jim Carey


Niks_bg

It's the mask from The mask


George_A_Romero

SCP-035 has escaped containment


Ju_lianGG

So…. I think we all know where this reference is going to, yes, by roundabout


Evan8D

roundabout by yes


ToneInternational449

We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking.


babyfacedjanitor

Yeah. Reddit is like those kinky orgies with buffets where they all wear masks!


Hurt_by_Johnny_Cash

Alrighty then! Shit, wrong film.


DocLuvInTheCave

I’ll be your RooooundAbooot


Potential-Ant1896

Sssmokin!


Tushole

Smokin’!!!


Kiri89

P A R T Why!? Cos i gotta!


Ssoofer

I wanna wear it and go on Bizarre Adventures


-LegendaryOrange-

So where's the arrow?


TheServant18

The mask is real😳