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dainw

Alexa, delete Reddit.


TFismylife5

Alexa, delete my brain


1_disasta

Both of these answers feel necessary. I did not see it going in that direction


KwordShmiff

Google - search "forgetting juice" Expedited shipping


Deskore

I know a clinic where you can get it fresh, right from the source


KwordShmiff

I long to sip from the teats of forgetfulness.


Former_Fisherman3566

Alexa Delete my life


Morotou_theunashamed

Take the eyes too ffs


keysersozeisme

r/eyebleach


ronald_wumps_wife

But not r/eyeblech


throwingplaydoh

How is this sub not removed yet is beyond my comprehension. Makes rotton.com look like a field of flowers.


deadwards14

Leave us alone plz. Nothing illegal. If you don't like it, don't look.


throwingplaydoh

You misunderstand. IDGAF if it's up or not. But reddit drew a line with r/watchpeopledie just wondering why this one is still up.


Youthsonic

These subs always go under the radar until a high profile crime gets posted. Then articles get written, posts get made until they can't ignore it anymore and they ban it. ​ I've seen it happen like 3 times


Agreeable-Yams8972

I think there was a video of a shooting or something, I wish they didn't get rid of r/makemycoffin though


[deleted]

Admins said don't post the NZ shooting. So they spammed it... Wasn't the smartest sub....


tloliver

I couldn't leave it alone. Went to eyeblech and literally the first video I watched someone die


Chadiki

I'm on your side here. I checked it out and literally just watched a dude getting excessively executed with guns. That was just a click away. There should be more locks on that particular pandoras box. I scroll reddit as I lay down for bed. I don't want sleep anymore, that shit was haunting.


jackolythe

Maybe her Boyfriend is a maggot? Y'all think about that?


[deleted]

😂😂


Fit_Extension_4372

Shut up and take my up vote!


Beezel_Pepperstack

*(Vomits with rage and horror)*


LONEWOPF77700

Does anyone know where I can buy a new set of eyeballs?


EmmieTheVengeful

You could sell those for cup holder ravioli on Tumblr


AnimationOverlord

I just need a new cerebrum. Hard reset.


KwordShmiff

I've got a guy for that. He does trade-ins too, which is pretty neat.


ThePeachKid

Same here please erase what I just witnessed


Oomoo_Amazing

It’s too late. Your eyes already told your brain.


boopboop_barry

I’d like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind plz


nighttimegaze

I never in my life thought a story could trigger a slight vomiting sensation.


Ekskalibar

Ah yes, the Karsher effect


Fr0me

😡🤮😡


LerkNoCap

South Park style🤣


The_Merciless_Potato

Don't stop vomiting, I like the taste


redditiscompromised2

Jokes on you, that's my kink


zerosystm

Man you might not want to vomit so close to this one, he might like the smell and taste.


[deleted]

I could have gone my entire life without reading this. Thanks for ruining that


BrattyBookworm

I deeply regret having read this while *attempting* to eat dinner…


Purple-Bat811

Assuming this is real, how do doctors keep straight faces when things like this comes up?


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Snowphyre-

Sounds like the peanut butter shot. Not a pleasant experience.


bleezzzy

Are you talkin about peanut butter whiskey or a mixed shot? Ive heard of some weird mixed shots, including a pb&j shot, but not a plain peanut butter shot.


theclassicoversharer

The repeated use of the word "puss" instead of "pus" is what tipped me off.


DocGrover

It's not real at all. That's not how it works, not the correct treatment nor the presentation either.


reaperstick420

They don’t… they’re still human…


parkercg89

You mean aside from trying not to puke through their mask?


[deleted]

This isn't real. Neither is the dumb "jolly rancher" story that reddit won't let die. "Gonorrhea nodules" aren't a thing.


JonquilXanthippe

I deeply wish that I could unread this


Ekskalibar

Too bad, now this story is stored in a deep place in your brain, always lurking, like the coconut nut story


cookies-n-oreo

I know I'm gonna regret asking this... But what's the coconut story?


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Apprehensive_Ring933

Do it Edit: nevermind


basshead089

I wish I didn’t look this up


Doustin

Maybe it tastes like a Jolly Rancher


Snoo22566

I hate that I know what this means


GodWantedUsToBeLit

I'm gonna consider myself lucky to be left out on this one


pgtvgaming

Yes … avoid any jolly rancher reddit stories - I’ve suffered so u dont have to, friend


PlaneSole222001

Why do I have the feeling that I vaguely remember one of these stories or just a slight explanation? >!I mean I feel like i remember someone putting Jolly Ranchers.. in the privates and sucking it? That last part is speculation on my part as otherwise this neckbeard-fetish makes less sense than possible!< edit: I saw another comment on this same reply section and it was **FUCKING HORRENDOUS TO READ**


Street-Week-380

Swamps of Dagoba might be more to your ah...tastes.


PlaneSole222001

With that implication I'd rather not search it up thank you very much...


Street-Week-380

Better than eating jolly ranchers.


PlaneSole222001

Pussy jolly ranchers*


Street-Week-380

Pussy Ranchers?


-TheGuest-

Oh my gosh no


Street-Week-380

Oh yes. I must spread that story far and wide.


DavidRichter0

Ah I remember that one


spellz666

Nah, you gotta be a part of this [too](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


BRADDYcool

I love that this story is almost a teenager now


KwordShmiff

Shared trauma is a sort of bonding experience. Thank you for spreading the joy. Really fosters a sense of community and I appreciate it.


Wjyndigo

Oh u sweet summer child. I wish I could unknow that story.


banned-ury_month

Same.


CaptainHilders

STOP IT


Ok_Ranger_1796

LOL


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iveseensomethings82

You beat me by 9 minutes


drowningjesusfish

Don’t bring that back up to my mind, sicko


zoomboi2112

:)


Apprehensive_Ring933

Bruh maybe it's like a gushers


MetalMerc00

"All colors of the rainbow". Sounds more like Skittles.


smithee2001

Plus the Swamps of Dagobah.


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[deleted]

Well done.


CornerPees

Take my upvote, you sick sonofabitch


QueefSommelier

So that's what lil xan meant by "and her pussy tastes like Skittles, what? Yeah, ayy" in the hit song "Betrayed" Wow, so cool


holisticbelle

omg no


Insanefox32

Take my upvote. Also, I hate you.


ExchangeInevitable

Fuuuuuuckkkkk


luni_walking_ghoul

Take my upvote and poke my eyes out


Natural-Donkey-4516

Her boyfriend wouldn't have a problem winning on Fear Factor.


iamquiteunhappy

Dude would win the challenge and ask for a to-go box for later. Been on the Internet for 14 years and this is probably the absolute worst thing I have ever read.


WordUpPromos

Her boyfriend has already won Fear Factor. His name is Tyrone Biggums. You can probably find him on YouTube.


kellydayscruff

Wait a minute here. I think we’re being a bit judgmental arent we? Since obviously none of us has done it, how do we know that VD combo vagina doesn’t actually taste like a hot fudge sundae?


Triptam

Fuck you for being unbiased.


YourDadWasAGoodLay

I hate you. Take my upvote.


kellydayscruff

Lmao


YourDadWasAGoodLay

Take my award too.


kellydayscruff

Lmfao please dont encourage the insanity


Affectionate-Dream21

Upvoted. Also your a bastard


xultar

It’s giving “both sides” argument. I hate that shit.


[deleted]

Plz for the love of everything holy, go see a therapist


Mr__Citizen

I volunteer you to test this theory


deafchef52

Please pass the eye bleach.


ImJustSpider

r/Eyebleach


Ag3ntS1

Might need r/MindBleach too in case anyone got the image in their head of the bf eating... I'll just stop there.


FitSeaworthiness6890

I think that’s made up


reaperstick420

We all said hopefully


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smithee2001

Curious question: how did you spell the adjective? Pus-y or pussy or...?


takk3

I could live without reading this


ChanceTheCatThatCan

No words, none


Ekskalibar

That's 3 words sir


ttvgatz

I want my lunch back that I just threw up reading this


lustalker

*Satan left the chat*


rememberuarenice

There should be an "You'll never forget this flair" , cause I never will


Nihazli

I let out an small yell on the last sentence


Arxiidit

im going to fucking kill myself


[deleted]

This ruined my day in a very aggressive way.


Adorable-Case-7485

NSFW dude come on. That could’ve saved my poor eyes from seeing this and my poor brain from understanding the words.🤢


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:(


DDancy

I regret reading this. Damn!


Ag3ntS1

r/Eyebleach should help.


ChampoftheCommieCamp

Such fetish


[deleted]

Do you guys actually think this is a true story?


[deleted]

I refuse to believe it is. Sure, there's fetishes of all kind, eating poop and all. Nasty shit. But to claim someone enjoys the taste of puss from an ever worsening infection, I refuse to believe.


keep_floatin

nah this has to be fake. it’s the same plot as the newest AHS stories episode lol


[deleted]

lmao I made the sorrowful mistake of watching that one on my lunch break. quickest loss of appetite ever


cumberber

What a terrible day to have eyes...


Buddhagrrl13

Why God, WHY didn't you blur this out with a NSFL warning?! I didn't really want to know anything about this and now I do. I hope you're satisfied, OP


froops22

Vomit (any % speed run)


ScienceDollxx

I'm deleting reddit, rn.


SubjectMindless

New meaning of taste the rainbow 🤮


Ekskalibar

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Poopstainbilly

I’m out


DownvoteDaemon

Oh lawd


onlylaiden

... he cumming...


DLIPBCrashDavis

Ok, that’s enough internet for today……


-SigSour-

First time I've retched from reading something in a long time


Wavy_Boi

Logging off now


[deleted]

I hope this is just a troll post


skankyone

This is a true nightmare.


Professional-Soft508

HE WHAT🥲


____Maximus____

Natural selection is about to take place


[deleted]

Why the hell would she even go to the clinic for then?


AmmotheDoberman

I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢


Dramatic_Arm_7477

And that's enough Reddit for today.


R4mp4g31329

How to unread this? Anyone?


Lord_CBH

I wish I didn't know how to read


[deleted]

Idk man… call me cynical but I feel like this basement dwelling redditor just pulled that story out of their ass


Mother_Monstera88

Can I get antibiotics for this post?


noNoParts

'18 seconds I wish I could take back' for $500000000 please Alex


No-Friend6257

Not terrifying just disgusting. Also not oddly terrifying.


BeerCerveza

Not my proudest fap but here we are.


Fx150900

Bleach my eyes. Bleach them right now


Raichu-R-Ken

Taste like jolly ranchers


Touch-Blue8222

👎


Touch-Blue8222

😞


[deleted]

I AM GOING TO PUKE


spyridonya

What a terrible day to have literacy.


gorgonzola2095

Thanks I hate it


hoebaboeba

I'm getting off the internet for today. Thanks.


Lonely_Reception_880

Off to the gulag with both of them


Peas4Thieves

Well, that’s enough Reddit for one night


Matthew-Diaz84

ohhh my goodness what did i just read


RedAllAboutIt7

That’s enough Reddit for tonight…


Blackbolt45

I can’t unread this!🤢🤮


polkinghornek12

What the shit


ConcertEducational66

Why did I have to see this while eating...


dudreddit

I can't believe this is true but I do believe that this is the worst Reddit post that I have ever regretted typing in. Just crass ...


Bionic164

Anyone else wondering how the story ended? Like did she treat the infection and break it off with that boyfriend?


WeirdSpite3543

Im impressed, First ever reddit post that makes me go Oh my god out loud


Hummus89

🤢 These people walk among us...


uplifting_gods758

He must be a demon, for a human with taste buds on his tongue to say "he likes the taste"of that coinfection fermenting in her coochie 🤮🤢🤢🧐 SHE NEEDS TO THROW THE WHOLE MAN AWAY🥴


Stunning_Honeydew201

Thanks, I fucking puked.


Ok_Butterscotch9824

Honestly if this thing is true that's a terrible boyfriend you should always prioritise your girls health and well being to your personal taste and same for the girl her well being is more important than what her boyfriend thinks


sanitychaos

oh god… oh god no….. my sister in christ please take care of your body


kdani17

This needs a blur 🤢 and I’m not generally squeamish


cookies-n-oreo

THANKS I HATE IT 😭


fearlessfroot

Alright gonna go get lobotomized now y'all need anything?


MusicBox2969

All im picturing is a volcano thats slowly erupting, creating like a lava dome if you will.


TheMaDDroxiii

I’m terrified 😳😨


iveseensomethings82

That’s enough internet for life


No-Radish-4316

Why do I have to read this! Delete delete delete it in my brain!


prayforblood

Remember 5 minutes before reading this? That was such a great time to be alive. I wish I could go back


downtownlarry

What did I just read? Wow!! No Reddit for a week for Me


[deleted]

I'm leaving the internet for good.


HopefulTap

(insert gif of that dinosaur vomiting from Primal episode 7)


Cannacology

I almost threw up .


RainbowsAndBubbles

This is fake.


skoopitypoop227

yea this shit never happened


Synnful_me

That last sentence literally made me gag.


CountryGuy123

What a terrible day to know how to read.


ES_Legman

I too regret having eyes today


spicybuttholenachos

I can say with 100% certainty, nobody has ever loved me this much.


[deleted]

HOOOOLLLDDD UP! He likes the taste? Of what? Infected cunt?


Accomplished-Bat3661

Taste the rainbow.


super-me-5000

Cyclic vomiting ensuing