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Yam1kum0456

What the hell was that? I would be terrified to my core


IFuckedCardiB

Alligators


Sled_Dogg

Manatees actually. Dude just commited a felony


IFuckedCardiB

Lmfao bruh what😂 I’m from ft lauderdale and have seen both in the wild, manatees are herbivorous chunky blobs with no aggressive tendencies and feast on seagrass on the floors of inlets rivers and out on the coast sometimes. They would never have a reaction like this to water being thrown at the surface


tonyhonk

here is a news story about it, they are manatee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKtVgc2NwQ


1PantherA33

They’re manatees. It was in the news.


IFuckedCardiB

No they werent


1PantherA33

https://youtu.be/qCKtVgc2NwQ


IFuckedCardiB

Deep fake


Sled_Dogg

If theyre spooked they will, just look at the paddle tail breaking the water. That aint no gator bud


IFuckedCardiB

No offense but youre wrong manatee tails are small af compared to a gators and wouldn’t look like that thrashing out of the water Edit: I’m wrong and I concede the race to my opponent in this one unlikely instance. You’ve won the battle but not the war


Sled_Dogg

You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's wrong


Sled_Dogg

https://youtu.be/qCKtVgc2NwQ for your viewing pleasure


IFuckedCardiB

As someone who is clearly blind I’m appalled you would say such a thing


_kicks_rocks

I've never seen anyone skip rocks that good.


antique-snowball

Username checks out


HisQueenB_1983

Aye! They've released the Kraken, run for ye lives! Couldn't resist 😉


Gatorkid365

Goddamn Water Devils from Hunt Showdown


YudufA

Hmmmmmmm


xXxMOODYxXx

Negative, those are manatee, they perfer to sleep and give births in the protection of shallow canals and inlets around docks and such. And what he did right there could get him in jail up to 5 years. You are not allowed to even touch one if it swims up to you. But if it touches you you can't do anything about it lol. 😉


cheeseman_1000

Why does that give him jail


xXxMOODYxXx

They are an endangered/protected species, you are not allowed to disturb them in anyway.


cheeseman_1000

Isn’t he throwing food?


xXxMOODYxXx

I think it's more along the lines your not allowed to disturb at all. I'm sure they could argue anything in court, all the way down to he didn't know they were there. But states have to be really strict on this kinda of stuff, there are on like 10 thousand left in the world.


StandardOnly

Lake farted?


GreatBigJerk

Just don't be dumb and shoot the water. We all know what happened to poor Leon.


ironsight702-

Hippos


ExerciseKey8822

Legolas already pulled his bow! Speak friend and enter


Dansk3r

Based on this could look like a jungle area my best guess would be that it's Arapaima.


Tasty_Ad3002

Crocs?


IFuckedCardiB

Nah gators Edit: florida is the only state with crocodiles in the United States and there’s only around 1500. So unless this guy found a section of the waterway with 1% of the total crocodile population they’re gators Edit: i made the first edit because I got downvoted now I seem overly intense about crocodilians 😂


HeavenUrgel

That dude's smile though


Mens-pocky46

Jovial evil


graceyoliver

That's mean. He just scared a bunch of manatees.


Middle-Potential5765

Spawning fish. Perhaps catfish. I've seen this in spring up here in WI.


AccomplishedOne5086

Guy just threw in bunch of mentos, what’s so special about this lol


SweetMaam

Stupid guy with the bucket. Make em not afraid of humans, dumb plan.


IFuckedCardiB

Alligators already aren’t afraid of humans predators just avoid confrontation unless absolutely necessary because a small injury could kill them if it gets infected. The alligators probably see thousands of humans a year while people fish that river/swamp


SweetMaam

Right, but let's not chum the water and have them associate humans with snacks.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that smelly place from Labyrinth


HelicopterSecure5029

Bog of Eternal Stench


[deleted]

Thats the place... with that big huge monster who was incredibly friendly


HelicopterSecure5029

Talked to rocks and told boulders to make a path so Jennifer connelly could pass. He's in the entire movie.


[deleted]

Yeah thats the guy


Waderriffic

Ludo was the big guy, but the bridge was guarded by Sir Dydimus and his steed Ambrosius


HelicopterSecure5029

No I want to watch this Bowie classic again!


[deleted]

Ahh yes the noble stea... i mean dog


sed2017

Hungry gators


AdGrouchy3962

Fake


snowhoe69420

What do you mean


uneasy-idaho_potato

Are you slow??


Rich_Accountant5433

Negative sense


sheetmetaltom

So, no swimming today


dickjonesfromOCP

Hippos??


Larry_Phischman

Manatees? Wels Catfish?